Name: Leah

Height: 5'9"

Weight: 139lbs

Age: 36

Hometown: Chicago, Illinois

Staff Position: Colour Commentator

Ring Entrance: "Who's Number One" by Lil' Kim blasts over the PA system. Leah struts out from backstage and poses with her hands on her hips, working it like the diva she is. Leah then applauds herself to the audience as she walks down to the ring, raising her arms in the air like she knows she's hot shit. Leah wags her finger at the fans who try to touch her and gets into playful altercations with the fans booing her before assuming her position at the commentary booth.

Biography: Leah was born in Chicago, and was raised by her mother with her five siblings. Leah lived in the projects until she was was 11, when she conned a rich business into believe that she was his illegitmate daughter. The gullible man then moved Leah and her extended family into his nice house in the Chicago suburbs. Leah's "father's" connections presented her with the chance to go the college of her choice, but she refused to go, and instead moved to New York. Without many qualifications, Leah worked at a gym teaching dance lessons and educating girls how they could shake their big asses and get the most out of their junk in their trunk.

When hailing a cab, she clashed with a woman named Erica when both women tried to get into the same taxi. They agreed to share it and in conversation, Erica shared her hopes of a musical career, she later became known as Erykah Badu, and not forgetting her taxi-cab friend Leah, she offered Leah a job as her assistant.

After becoming bored of Erykah's music and doing her bitch-work, she said goodbye to soul and hello to Hollywood as to Los Angeles. Leah's dreams were to become an actress, hopefully on a hilarious UPN sitcom about "sistahs". Leah attended any audition possible but her loud, back-chat nature got her into trouble and discouraged executives from hiring her.

When a Divas Unleashed event was in Los Angeles, Leah saw an oppurtunity and headed to the Staples Center with the intention to gate-crash the live Exile show. Leah dressed to impress and managed to slip her way past security. Leah managed to meet Shane Rockford, and immediately demanded a job.

Shane Rockford was impressed by her ballsy demands and the way she had got around security and to give her a try-out. Leah was able to prove herself and after a few months of training, Leah was brought onto DU television to replace Renegade on the commentary team. At first, Leah was only scheduled to have a short stint on the commentary team while DU executives searched for a more suitable replacement for Renegade. Many saw Renegade's firing as a way to teach him a lesson, and the company would soon hire him back once he had learnt it.

However, the chemistry between JLT and Leah was soon undeniable and although she was regarded as a 'loose cannon' in what she was going to come out with, Shane Rockford liked the unpredictability of her commentary and the hilarious, irrevant and bitchy comments she came out with. It was then decided Leah would remain permanently as the colour commentator and she has remained on Exile ever since.

Leah claims to have a degree in quantum physics, sociology, history, human behaviour, and life skills. She has, however, yet to produce the documents that back these claims and when questioned how she got a degree in human behaviour, she retorted that she "watched Maury a bunch of times". Leah also claims to be fluent French as "she can recite the 'Lady Marmalade' chorus". Leah also expresses a dislike for Mary J. Blige saying she doesn't "trust a bitch with so many wigs" and is also an avid fan of Beyonce's expensive weaves, Jane Fonda's workout tapes and America's Next Top Model.

Personality: Leah likes to keep it real and tell it like it is without any regard for people's feelings. She claims she's "cruel but fair" in comments on Exile, and tends to be biased towards divas she likes (especially if they happen to be of the same race). She's notable for calling divas out on botched boob jobs, unwaxed eyebrows and any other physical or personal imperfections. Leah's irreverance to what is going on within the ring has earned her a reputation of being funny, allowing her bitchy comments to be forgotten in the midst of laughter.

Alignment: Neutral

Nicknames: None

Femmy Awards:
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Date Joined DU:
July 11th 2004

Handler: Dan