1. They wrestle better than men.

2. They smell ever-so good.

3. They're always right, and when they're wrong, they never admit it.

4. They spend all day thinking if men are thinking what they think.

5. They're quick to point out when somebody else looks fat in a dress. That's called honesty.

6. They have the ability to look sexy even when they're foaming at the mouth.

7. They marry millionaires and disappear to live in the country.

8. They attend amazing DU parties, of which you are not invited, and drink Tequila's punch.

9. Firemen have their calendars on the wall, and worship them daily.

10. They have successfully kept all tampon companies in business for the last ten years.

11. They parade around in all the latest designs from famous fashion designers.

12. Their sex tape will always be a best seller.

13. They made 'being a lesbian' look sexier than ever.

14. After a sweaty match full of hard knocks and bumps, they still look as fabulous as ever.

15. They usually ruin other divas weddings.

16. They boast about their long line of championships, all of which you've never heard of.

17. They can their entrance themes every five minutes, just as you buy the CD.

18. They all die in accidents, never on purpose, sadly.

19. They have their own Mattel doll in their likeness.

20. They know how to remove glitter and not have it stick to you all day. That's talent.

21. They are "divas" and not "wrestlers" like everyone else.

22. They've always got a ticket to the hottest shows in town, and the hottest guy too.

23. They find their friends sleeping with their boyfriends and then go on The View to discuss their trauma.

24. They've always got waterproof mascara, so they look perfect when they cry.

25. They could pull your hair out, draw blood and wind you all in one shift move.

26. Their weight-lifting consists of lifting up Vogue and turning the pages.

27. They detest Ring of Beauty like passionate sex.

28. They re-enforce the stereotype that women really can't get along.

29. They've got heated toilet seats.

30. They work for the most fabulous company, ever.