Drinks Table The backstage area where an array of refreshments are served but usually the place where you get attacked or a giant catfight ensues. Be careful.
Felicity Old and decrepit.
Kaci Filthy, trashy ho who everybody hates and wishes death upon. Has major personal issues and should really just throw herself under a truck to save herself even more embarassment. Repugnant. (Submitted by Kristin Wallace-Hudson)
Katia Arrogant Egyptian who spends a shitload of money buying all her crap jewellery from Toys-R-Us. Had a golden statue, but it fell on her. Has the most stupid facial expressions when she sings, and makes you want to punch her in the face. Released an album in Arabic so she could sing about herself without people critising her for it.
Katrina Unattractive legend who has held a lot of titles. Most appreciated by the men who bought her sex tape. Constantly banged on about how she was married to a gay superhero. Inflincted misery on the world by releasing an album of cover songs.
Krysta Taylor The type of girl you knew from school who would gladly show you her tits in return for a packet of cigarettes.
Makaze Nutter.
Meggie's Tan The inability to identify Meggie's race due to her blinding orange tan.
Mercedes Vargas Communist scum who has infilitrated DU to lead a socialist revolution and execute Tequila and Shane Rockford so she can be in power. Cannot even speak English properly. Probably the illegitmate child of Che Guevara. (submitted by Leah)
Mystika Ass-baring legend-wannabe who has self-worth issues so lowers herself to her retard boyfriend Chester McNugget. Her really bright blue eyes distract from her scary appearance and strangely-arched eyebrows.
Open Jacket Orgasm The best thing about Candice Michelle besides her "Let Me Show You What Love Is" entrance theme. The way she explodes out of her fabulous outfits with an orgasmic expression on her face.
O-Zone Diet The Tequila-created diet where you eat nothing but air for two weeks and then nothing but red meat for two weeks, so it all balances out.
Katrina Unattractive legend who has held a lot of titles. Most appreciated by the men who bought her sex tape. Constantly banged on about how she was married to a gay superhero. Inflincted misery on the world by releasing an album of cover songs.
Star Egotistical tiara-wearing tramp who parades around like she owns the place. Killed her fiancee's baby. Spends more time admiring herself in mirrors than anything else, and most likely had a nosejob although refuses to admit it. A stinky bitch.
Tara Lee Talentless generic blonde whore who fails at life. She achieved nothing in Divas Unleashed but was stuck in the Hall of Fame anyway. Finds it difficult to keep her legs closed for a period longer than 30 seconds. Has an army of ugly babies.
Tequila's Punch Tequila's home-made punch which is lethal due to Tequila serving it from a trashcan without washing it out first. Caused many divas to get sick over Christmas but she still continues to serve it. Avoid.
Think Pink Blonde Ambition's party slogan to try and encourage support for them. Usually accompanies the Blonde Ambition people's movement.