Divas Unleashed Ringside


Hot Or Not?

Not?

Katrina & Shane Helms
We all know how perfect their marriage is, and many a time have the couple been caught smooching backstage. However, Mr. Helms has been spotted with a mysterious blonde recently, and it's certainly not his sister. With his wife a million ways away, is it an innocent friendship or something more sinister?

Hot?

Devin & Star
Rumour has it that Diva of the Year 2005, Star, was spotted picking out her wedding dress from uber-cool designer Vera Wang, and Devin has been looking as hot as always. Could a royal wedding be in the not-so-distant future? Let's face it, Divas Unleashed would love to have a hot King to admire.

Not?

Bloo & Trixie
Jinx has been an interesting addition to the roster but it seems she's been more of a burden to Bloo and Trixie. The lesbians have found their "fondling time" immensely cut since big sister Jinx is hanging around, and combined with Jinx's somewhat singles success compared, will Bloo call off the relationship?


Beauty & The Beast

The story behind the feud between the beauty and the beast

Chimera has the historic honour of being the first ever Rockford State Champion, setting the standard of a legion of talented successors. Chimera captured the belt in 2003, after defeating Pandora at "Femme Fatality".

Chimera would go on to spend a month with the belt before dropping it to Bianca on her debut. So with almost three years past, why has Chimera now returned from the dead?

Chimera disappeared after losing her championship belt, and there were internet rumours that she could in fact be dead and buried, as Chimera was always an intruiging character but nobody has ever known for sure what caused her disappearance.

So, fast forwarding to the present day and we catch the ever-glamourous Katia strutting around the ring with the Rockford State title, and bragging about how much better she is than the rest of the roster.

Katia's arrogance was immortalised when she decided to erect a golden statue of herself at ringside, to bring her fellow divas good luck. However, this would turn out to be a curse for Katia who then suffered a loss to her undefeated streak and began to lose some of the most important objects of her life, her make-up.

Mysterious and spooky vignettes appeared on the video wall and left Katia spooked for weeks. Katia's statue finally became an ultimate curse when Chimera was believe to have pushed it onto her, causing Katia neck injuries. At the hospital, Chimera finally shocked everyone by appearing as a nurse, and stealing the RS championship belt.

At "Naughty Or Nice", the duo fought it out. Katia forced to wear an eye-patch and a neckbrace but despite her injuries, Katia was able to down Chimera for the victory. The feud is far from over, as Chimera took out the referee and looked to be trying to intentionally hurt the Egyptian diva.

As 2006 emerges, Katia and Chimera's feud of "beauty versus the beast" could take a step even further. Chimera will be hunting for her gold like the madwoman she is, while Katia may have to re-evaluate if her arrogance makes her a target.

Chimera's most shocking incident came when she ran over Tara Lee's puppy with a steamroller in 2003, and Katia may have gotten herself into the most frightening feud of her life.

Late Night

Leah sits down with Tequila

Leah
Hello everybody and welcome to Late Night! My name’s Leah and I’m the queen bitch around here, this show is going to take world by storm so you have been warned! I’m joined today by buxom blonde, Tequila, how are you today?

Tequila
I'm good thanks Leah. How are you?

Leah
I ask the questions, dumbass. I’m going to crack on with the interview as I don’t have time for pleasantries. Now, you've developed quite a reputation for yourself for being slightly dumb blonde? Is it this true? Are you as thick as shit?

Tequila
Well I dont' think I'm as thick as shit, thanks, but I think people might think that because I have blonde hair and big boobs. I'm intelligent when I want to be, people always underestimate the blonde. I can be quite devious you know.

Leah
Of course you can. So how did it feel when you found out your man had knocked up a Canadian whore. And may I mention, knocked up another woman for the second time! How did that feel?

Tequila
Well I was hurt obviously, because the man you love is off having relations with another woman and you don't have to be smart to know that hurts. I don't know, Shane has a 'playboy' lifestyle that I'm not happy with. I'm just glad I won him back at "Naughty Or Nice", that slut got what she deserved.

Leah
Oh yes, you had the pleasure of being in the worst match of the card. Was it nice to kick her ass?

Tequila
It really was, she needed sense knocked into her. The woman is so vile. Ugh, she just irritates the hell out of me. Who does she think she is? She's not even that pretty anyway, she needed a slap and I gave it to her! It sent a message to everyone not to mess with my beloved Shane!

Leah
I doubt anyone wants to, that guy is so funny-looking. He looks like a racoon. So what are your plans with Felicity now? You going to fire the hell out of her across?

Tequila
I don't know, I'm happy that I can punish her if she wants to, and that little brat of hers. She can go back to working on the corner of 54th street in future, I just want to get off now okay? She's, so, vile! *gags*

Leah
Okay, calm down. So you competed in MeloDU in November and you came fifth, how was that?

Tequila
It was fun. I got to send a message to Shane, and I got to destroy a Porsche! This time it was fake though, this one time a car raped my Porsche, that was so tragic! Anyway, I performed one of my favourites in Javine. I don't think I have the same voice as she does, but I think I did pretty good.

Leah
Pretty good? You sounded like a stabbed cat. Moving on, do you ever think that you're worthless?

Tequila
Huh?

Leah
Come on, all your do is act as a trophy wife for Shane. You haven't stepped into the ring, what purpose do you serve?

Tequila
Well I think I serve a purpose. Shane consults me on a lot of decisions and I like making announcements. I hope to step into the ring again, my fight with Felicity made me realise my passion again, but you never know. I think I could turn my hand to music.

Leah
Hell to the no! Why do you want to inflict that on our ears?!

Tequila
See, this is what I'm talking about. You're just an ignorant bitch, you're not me, you're not the athlete. You just ask questions and make fun of the answers. How did you convince me to get this job back? Unlike the other girls here, I actually have a patience. You want me to get pissed and punch you, incite some sort of fight, right? Am I right? Yeah, I am. But I'm not going to do that. It's not worth the effort. I beat up Leah *sarcastically* OOOHHHHH! Look at me, I'm so tough and original! I just do what's cool and what everyone else does! I beat up the interviewer because she rubbed me the wrong way. *end sarcasm* Get a life. You've got to do SO much better impress me.

Leah
Anyway, how rude of you to interupt me with that speech. Do you have any plans for 2006?

Tequila
I'm going to start working on my autobiography, I was re-reading Crystal's and it reminded me of the good times. That's my main goal.

Leah
Aww, you can't think of ideas yourself. Anyway, thanks for Tequila for being here and being such a dull guest, it's made me come out in such a positive light! I'm Leah and until next time, it's goodnight from me!

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