Divas Unleashed: You Know You're A Diva When...


Divas Unleashed: You Know You're A Diva When... Here is a list of reasons when you know that you're a true Divas Unleashed diva. 1. You've never seen so many sold-out tampons machines in one arena. 2. Every other television backstage is turned to Lifetime. 3. Leah hates you. 4. Miller Light and Budweiser's highest volume of beer sold to another company for an event was used for as your substitute wrestling ring. 5. You accidentally forget whether you’re scheduled for a swimsuit shoot, or a house show, and then realize it doesn't matter, you'll be wearing the same outfit anyway. 6. You are familar with the life and works of Cheryl Cole, Girls Aloud, Kylie Minogue and the Sugababes. 7. Krysta Taylor writes horrible things about you. 8. You spot your fellow divas giving personalised autographs to homeless people rather than giving them food. 9. Tara Lee offers to sleep with your husband. 10. Your love life is constantly referred to as "open" and "very wide". 11. After you sign your Divas Unleashed contract, Shane Rockford offers 'home tutoring'. 12. Your blonde hair colour causes people to get you confused with everyone else on the DU roster. 13. Fans constantly hold up signs asking for your hand in marriage. 14. You have mastered the art of the bitchslap. 15. You find your hips moving from side to side when you hear elevator and porn music. If not stopped, you end up topless. 16. You hear the word "pole" and think of when your mother hit you as a child. 17. The opening theme of Exile plays in your head 5 times in one day. 18. Your manicurist has given up hope on your nails. 19. Your implants, including the cost of repairs, is worth more than your house. 20. Over half of the red blooded males in America between the ages of 12-40 have imagined having sex with you. 21. You can easily decipher Kibbspeak. 22. Your new favorite drink is 'Diet Diet Coke'. 23. You visit the drinks table 50 times during one night of Exile, and prepare to attack or be attacked. 24. You know what Louboutins means. 25. You drop to your ass to the floor and back up again continuously during public, even at bus stops. 26. Your DU research consists of reading Us Weekly and Harper's Bazaar. 27. The most used word in your vocabulary is "fabulous". 28. Holly Wentz has spilled coffee on you. 29. You're asked to sign guy’s body parts so they can have it tattooed later on. 30. You’ve given up on sex.

Divas Unleashed: You Know You're A Diva When...

Here is a list of reasons when you know that you're a true Divas Unleashed diva.

1. You've never seen so many sold-out tampons machines in one arena.

2. Every other television backstage is turned to Lifetime.

3. Leah hates you.

4. Miller Light and Budweiser's highest volume of beer sold to another company for an event was used for as your substitute wrestling ring.

5. You accidentally forget whether you’re scheduled for a swimsuit shoot, or a house show, and then realize it doesn't matter, you'll be wearing the same outfit anyway.

6. You are familar with the life and works of Cheryl Cole, Girls Aloud, Kylie Minogue and the Sugababes.

7. Krysta Taylor writes horrible things about you.

8. You spot your fellow divas giving personalised autographs to homeless people rather than giving them food.

9. Tara Lee offers to sleep with your husband.

10. Your love life is constantly referred to as "open" and "very wide".

11. After you sign your Divas Unleashed contract, Shane Rockford offers 'home tutoring'.

12. Your blonde hair colour causes people to get you confused with everyone else on the DU roster.

13. Fans constantly hold up signs asking for your hand in marriage.

14. You have mastered the art of the bitchslap.

15. You find your hips moving from side to side when you hear elevator and porn music. If not stopped, you end up topless.

16. You hear the word "pole" and think of when your mother hit you as a child.

17. The opening theme of Exile plays in your head 5 times in one day.

18. Your manicurist has given up hope on your nails.

19. Your implants, including the cost of repairs, is worth more than your house.

20. Over half of the red blooded males in America between the ages of 12-40 have imagined having sex with you.

21. You can easily decipher Kibbspeak.

22. Your new favorite drink is 'Diet Diet Coke'.

23. You visit the drinks table 50 times during one night of Exile, and prepare to attack or be attacked.

24. You know what Louboutins means.

25. You drop to your ass to the floor and back up again continuously during public, even at bus stops.

26. Your DU research consists of reading Us Weekly and Harper's Bazaar.

27. The most used word in your vocabulary is "fabulous".

28. Holly Wentz has spilled coffee on you.

29. You're asked to sign guy’s body parts so they can have it tattooed later on.

30. You’ve given up on sex.