Divas Unleashed Presents: Sunday Night Exile

Sunday December 13th 2009
American Airlines Arena, Dallas, Texas

[We can pan over the newly-designed Exile stage, as we just saw, as the Sugababes smile and exit the stage waving to the fans. The camera pans to the ring along the end of the catwalk, which has a new logo placed on the ring apron. Before we stop at the commentary booth, the director of the shows scans the audience for some of the best signs that fans have brought to the event with the sole person of restricting the person behind's view. "<3WL", "Travis, have my babies. Love Leah, xoxoxo." and "I LOVE YOU KITTY!" are a few that the seemingly adoring fans in Dallas have produced. The camera cuts to ringside, where Leah and JLT recline in big leather swivel chairs, as Leah seems to be enjoying the comfort of them and excited from 4.0's opening performance.]

Leah: RedOne...LEAH!

JLT: There's nothing like a bit of butt-slapping and squatting to kick an Exile off is there? Hello everyone and welcome to Dallas! As you can see, we've spruced up Exile for you guys! This is the last show of 2009 and it promises to be an awesome event and what better way to reward your loyalty by giving you a sneak peak of the new-look Exile before 2010 rolls into town!

Leah: I know, I am loving these new chairs. You know what else I am loving? Jade Ewen's legs! Can someone backstage pin her down and saw those off for me please? In fact, I want that booty too. Get on it!

JLT: Jade is very hot, yes. She's my favourite. Anyway, we have a brilliant show coming your way tonight, the original cast of Exlie is in the building and our biggest match of the night is the long-awaited showdown between Aphrodite and KibbyD as they meet in the ring solo for the first time since Control of the Knife, where Aphrodite cost KibbyD the Unleashed Championship!

Leah: Yes, we know. Stop ramming it down our throats. Did you see the end of the last Exile? Thank GOD we have a new stage tonight. I would never have been able to work there again!

JLT: Me too. 3WL surely made their mark, actually, Leah...what, what are you wearing?!

Leah: Oh this? It's my Serena Royale hoodie.

JLT: Why are you wearing that?! You're going to get yourself fired...again!

Leah: Relax, Jamie. I'm supporting Serena against Felicity. I don't even know what 3LW is so I can't say I'm too bothered about them...plus it has a nice design!

JLT: Well I would take it off if I was you and put on some DU merchandise! We don't need any more trouble! Speaking of which, we have a special match which was comissioned following our show in Houston. Tonight, Mercedes Vargas and Veronica Valiant will be teaming up to take on Mercedes Seton, and Katie Kooper is still recovering from Exile in Houston...

Leah: I hope Travis is okay. That man is delicious.

JLT: I do feel for Madison but tonight promises to be an awesome show!

Leah: Let's have a party, yo.

[The camera cuts to the parking lot as we see a bunch of 3WL campaigners in Serena Royale and other Athenas hoodies and clothing marching around with anti-DU signs such as "Douches Unflushed!" and various other offensive insults. They march around chanting but all of a sudden, their chanting is outdone by that of the Blonde Ambition protest group who have arrived and begin their campaigning, chanting "Rehire My Sissy!" very loudly. The 3WL collective look confused and annoyed at now having to share protest space.]

[The camera then sees Lisa Richardson motioning with her arms like she's directing airline traffic and a few members of the 3WL fan collective begin to scream as we see a bright pink tank rolling into the parking lot, driven by Courtney Monroe who seems to be perched on top of it. The tank makes all sorts of worrying noises, with bangs and revs as Courtney appears to not know how to drive.]

Lisa: Okay Courtney! Over there! Slowly...

[Lisa points to an empty space where Courtney is expected to park the tank. She switches the gears as the protestors have stopped protesting and both 3WL and the BA fan club stand next to each other, watching in fear. Courtney drives the tank towards a pillar, to much screaming from the various protestors. Courtney then stops the tank and puts it into reverse.]

Courtney: I'm going to parallel park it!

[Courtney then puts it into reverse but accidentally hits the gas too hard and the tank ends up rolling over a pink porsche and various other expensive-looking cars.]

Courtney: Oopsie!

[Courtney then puts the tank into forward gear and drives forward but the nossle of the tank goes through a window of an SUV. Courtney then giggles out of embarassment and reverses it backwards, crippling the porsche even more as Lisa frantically shouts directions at what she should do.]

Courtney: Oops, hmm...

[Courtney then comes to a halt, the tank parked diagonally on top of three cars with it's front sticking out like some sort of dangerous obstruction and the tank itself on an incline as it rests on the bonnet of some cars. Courtney looks around.]

Courtney: I think I'm going to straighten it up, it's not parallel enough!

Lisa: JUST FUCKING GET OUT OF THERE!

Courtney: Lisa! THAT IS NOT BLONDE AMBITION LANGUAGE!

[Courtney looks angry as she hops down from the tank, stepping onto a windshield with her foot accidentally smashing it. Lisa sighs out of disbelief, having caused so much damage. The camera then pans to Madison Seton, Kitty Cummings and Tori Marie arriving wearing similar tops with their sleeves cut up like it's been caught in a blender and circular shapes over their boobs to reveal a colourful top underneath.]

Lisa: Ooh! Loving the tops, girls!

Tori: Thanks Lisa! Good luck with the campaign! We will be out here later!

[The three teens strut into the arena as Courtney slides down off a bonnet and stands up, wiping the sweat from her brow. She turns around and looks at the tank, which looks like it's been dumped onto a bunch of cars by a helicopter and left there.]

Courtney: Oh! Actually, it's nicely parked I think...

The camera’s cut backstage to in the locker room of KibbyD who is hanging out with Gay Bandit and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. They look to be having a party as Kibby and the Bandit are dressed like the Cheerleaders.

Kibby: Bandit your outfit is totally GLAM!

Bandit: Duh and so is yours.

Kibby: We are totally HAWT!

Bandit: TOTALLY!!

We laugh along with the cheerleaders, one of the girls who have lovely red hair walks over to us.

Cheerleader: Hi, You guys so need to learn a quick routine from us.

Kibby: OMG! Bandit we should so do it!

Bandit: Really, I mean I haven’t really used my legs like that in a while.

Kibby: Oh whatever...Can you teach us the high kick?

Cheerleader: Sure!

Kibby and the Bandit stand along with the other cow belles. As the cheerleaders showed/taught the movement. Kibby and Bandit joined in as they all locked up and begin to do the high kick. The Bandit and Kibby screamed as they nail the kicks sorta okay.

Bandit: Were doing it!

The door opens as Bandit lifts his leg and kicks, former dallas cowgirl Kelli Finglass right in the face. We all stop as she falls backwards in the middle on the door. Bandit keeps going not knowing what had happen at all.

Bandit: What its over now?

Kibby: Bandit, you just knock that lady out.

Bandit: Uh-Oh Bitch Down…Bitch Down…Help! Okay one more time.

Kibby: Totally!

We continue to do the high kick with the other Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders as the camera then shows Kelli who is knocked out on the floor.

Singles Match
Crystal Hilton vs. Mercedes Vargas

Leah: Bring on The Hilton!

JLT: Mercedes better hope this is an easy match, she's wrestling twice tonight!

Leah: Ugh...

The girls begin to dance around the ring, circling each other. Mercedes, however, stops and extends a hand as what looks like a sign of good sportsmanship. Crystal, not wanting to fall for anything dubious, quickly shakes her hand and backs away. The two smile and trace the ring again, waiting to lock up. They meet in the middle of the ring, throwing their arms around the other’s shoulders. Crystal ducks under Mercedes’s arm and holds her around the waist from behind. Mercedes maneuvers around Crystal’s hold and slip behind her, now holding her around the waist. Crystal hits Mercedes with two elbows to the head and switches the hold around as she is now behind Mercedes. Mercedes performs a side Cartwheel, but Crystal somehow does a One-Handed Cartwheel in unison, and keeps her vice grip on the challenger.

Leah: I know Crystal’s fat ass didn’t do a cartwheel.

JLT: I think she did Leah.

Leah: Wow is this suppose to be surprise Leah night tonight?

Mercedes smirks as she hammers Crystal with a hard elbow shot to the face. The move breaks the hold and makes Crystal grab her face in pain. Mercedes trips Crystal with a forearm to the left leg making Crystal hit the mat hard. Mercedes smirks as she then goes to put her boot in the face of Crystal and taunt the crowd. Mercedes teases Crystal and asks, “You ready now?” Crystal doesn’t say anything as Mercedes puts more pressure on the neck using the ropes for balance. The ref then signals to Mercedes to break the hold as she does when she was good and ready. Crystal catches herself as she then kicks Mercedes hard in the gut and then hammers her with an elbow in the gut fighting her way back to standing position. As she stands she takes Mercedes and swings her into the ropes, as Mercedes find herself running back to Crystal, Crystal delivers a spinning back elbow to the face. Crystal then flashes a small smile and nods at Mercedes, now asking her “if she is ready”.

Leah: What a smart ass.

JLT: I call it what goes around comes around.

Leah: And I call it BITCH SAY WHAT!

JLT: Really Now?

Mercedes face goes grim, as she barrels straight towards Crystal. Mercedes pummels Crystal with forearms, back clubs, and slaps until the she was backed into a corner. The referee has to step in and force Mercedes to back off Crystal. Mercedes gets annoyed and approaches Crystal again in the corner. Mercedes gives a little trash talk as she then grabs Crystal’s face and begins to tease her grabbing tightly on Crystal’s face.

JLT: Look at that how mean is that?

Leah: huh? What? Sorry I just got a text from Oprah. She wants to know when I’m coming to the book club meeting.

JLT: Wait...What? You know Oprah?

Leah: Who doesn’t? Oh by the way she is in tears at how huge Crystal’s ass is...

JLT: Um...

Leah: I mean she has so much ass she could end world hunger.

JLT: If we all were Hannibal Lector.

Crystal yanks her face out of the hands of Mercedes as she stares at Mercedes hard. She then hits Mercedes with a role-reversal, tossing her into the corner. Crystal begins to reciprocate Mercedes earlier actions as she hammers her with shots to the stomach and chest. Crystal picks Mercedes up and sends her back to the mat with a spinning backbreaker. She then goes for the Withering Rose but Mercedes grows frustrated and pushes Crystal away from her. She then exits the ring and stands outside of it. She looks back at Crystal, and tosses her hands at her and begins to walk up the ramp claiming that she was threw with this match. The ref begins counting as Crystal exits the ring and runs up the ramp to begin Mercedes back to the ring.

Crystal grabs Mercedes by the hair but, Mercedes fights back with a vicious back kick to the head; she laughs which makes it seem as if she planned the whole thing. She picks Crystal up to two feet and then grabs hold of her by the hair and goes to fling her across the ramp...Mercedes laugh as she begins to drag Crystal by the hair back into the ring face down. She then throws Crystal into the ring and mocks Crystal weight by taking her hands and whip sweat from her forehead and then laughs.

Leah: See Crystal is just BIG...no HUGE...like a damn house.

JLT: But she is...

Leah: Moo...Moo... [SINGING] “She a BRICK HOUSE”

Mercedes finally enters back into the ring as she stands over Crystal. She then hits the Divine Mercy an Invented STF and makes Crystal scream. Mercedes yells and puts on a smirk along with an even tighter hold. She then grabs Crystal’s hair and begins to yank it…making the hold even more difficult to break out of. Crystal eyes tighten as she gets one hand to stretch and lift up to Mercedes face and claw at one of her eyes as she breaks the hold. Crystal holds her head as she tries to regain her focus as does Mercedes who hold her hand over her eye.

Crystal get to her feet as Mercedes is still checking her eye as Crystal runs and hits Mercedes in the head with her knee causing Mercedes to fall to the outside of the ring. The crowd cheers as Crystal heads outside of the ring. The Champion Mercedes tried to get up but was met with Crystal book in the jaw flipping her on her back on the outside. Crystal then drags her around the ring with her face down, payback for earlier.

Leah: Just like rug, drag that bitch...

Crystal then picks Mercedes up and tosses her back into the ring. Mercedes gets to her feet as Crystal enters the ring, who looks a little shocked and disappointed. Mercedes holds her jaw as her face had turned a blushing red. Crystal eyes Mercedes as Mercedes falls back unto the ropes showing she was still feeling the effects of begin drugged around. Crystal approaches Mercedes, prepared to lock up, but when Crystal gets close enough, Mercedes nails her with a Spinning Back Kick to the stomach, doubling her over. Crystal backs up and jumps at Mercedes, this time landing a Lou Thesz Press!

Leah: Look at that fat bitch. I bet she is crushing Mercedes. I mean look at her.

JLT: Why is her weight so important to you?

Leah: It’s important to everyone...I mean look at that I beat Charlie want a doughnut after this too...

JLT: Well...

Leah: Wait she already has one look at that gut...HEY FATTY LOSE SOME WEIGHT...or lose those clothes you got on.

Crystal jumps off of Mercedes as she goes for the first pin of the match. 1...2...KICK OUT from Mercedes. Crystal lift Mercedes off the ground only to be caught into a Small Package pin! 1!...2!...KICKOUT by Crystal. Mercedes begins to take control of the match putting Crystal into the Argentine cutter better known as THE EVENFLOW. Then goes for another pin try. Only getting to the two count before a break. Mercedes then begins to kick the head of Crystal Hilton yelling at her to "fight back and stop wasting her time.” Mercedes then lifts Crystal up and takes her down with THE Burning Hammer. As Crystal head hit the mat Mercedes goes for the pin.

1…

2…

3…

The bell rings and Mercedes stand and place her hand on her jaw, she smirks as the ref hands her the title and then raises her hand.

John Roe: The winner of this match is...Mercedes Vargas!

Mercedes smirks, as the crowd gives a mixed reaction, to the win. She exits the ring and holds the title above her head drawing even more heat.

JLT: Well this one is over folks.

Leah: Thank Heaven, I couldn't deal with watching all that cornbread, gravy, and chicken on Crystal tubby ass. Goodbye FAT ASS...

JLT: I thought she was your friend?

Leah: Oh yeah, she's my bestie. It's called tough love.

[“Spice Up Your Life” by Spice Girls hits the PA System and the crowd begins to cheer as Luna walks out on stage. She has a serious look on her face as the spotlights shine upon her and she slowly walks down the catwalk to the ring.]

Leah: Oh wonderful, I haven’t seen any chopped up genitals today, looks like I’m in luck.

JLT: Leah, be kind! We just found out last Exile that after her match with Mercedes she was kidnapped by Lilith!

Leah: That’s not so bad… sure, she’s evil, but she’s got some bitchin’ clothing.

[Luna reaches the ring and is handed a microphone. She takes a deep breath as she looks out into the crowd. Her music cuts and she brushes her hair back. After a few moments of hesitation, she speaks.]

Luna: Hello Dallas…

[The crowd cheers.]

Luna: I usually don’t make such public announcements, but I must let out a warning to this world about the danger that has returned. I was taken hostage in Las Vegas at the conclusion of my match with Mercedes. I don’t remember much of what happened as I was drugged almost the entire time… but what I can tell you is this. Lilith has returned for a very sinister reason. The lives of each and every person on this roster are in danger.

Leah: …all those hormones she’s taking must have really messed her up.

JLT: I don’t know Leah, Luna seems genuinely scared.

Luna: I do not mean to cause alarm, but I must get everyone out of this building… it may be the only way of stopping her from…

[“Planet Hell” by Nightwish begins streaming out over the PA System as the entire arena darkens, causing Luna to slightly gasp as her speech is cut off. The arena lights come back on almost immediately and as Luna looks up to the stage, we see Lilith standing right behind her.]

JLT: Ah! Luna behind you!

[Lilith coldly gazes at Luna. Luna feels the presence behind her and turns around, meeting Lilith face to face. Lilith takes a step forward, and Luna nervously takes a step back.]

Luna: You…you...leave!

[Lilith smirks.]

Luna: You can’t do what you intend Lilith! I have free will! If I do-

[Lilith suddenly grabs Luna by the throat with both hands and begins to choke her. Luna stumbles backwards and Lilith forces Luna into the corner turnbuckle. The crowd erupts as Lilith forces Luna’s head back over the ropes, but Luna drops the microphone and puts both of her hands around Lilith’s wrists. Luna slowly begins to pry Lilith’s hands off of neck, much to Lilith’s surprise and Luna then head butts Lilith! Lilith stumbles backwards and Luna kicks Lilith in the gut. Luna then pulls Lilith into a double-underhook powerbomb position, as the crowd goes wild for the “Eclipse”!!! As Luna lifts Lilith’s feet off the ground, Lilith is able to pull her feet back down and then sends Luna flying over her back! Luna jumps back off the mat almost as quickly as she lands and Lilith immediately pulls Luna into a suplex, holding her above her head for several seconds!]

JLT: Hellish Nightmares! I haven’t seen that move in ages!

[Luna is able to flip out of the move and lands behind Lilith! Luna then wraps one arm around Lilith’s neck and the other around Lilith’s belt and lifts Lilith into a military press! Luna is able to hold Lilith for a few seconds but appears like she is about to drop her, so Luna throws Lilith out of the ring, completing the ‘Fly By Night’!!! Lilith rolls across the black mats on the outside of the ring and turns towards Luna and growls. The arena lights suddenly turn off again and moment later when the lights turn back on, Lilith has disappeared.]

Leah: …I want to be able to do that! That way I’d be able to get some food from backstage while all the boring matches are going on.

JLT: Tara took all the food away remember? All we have a red bull & cigarettes.

Leah: Damn it. I forgot. I’m so hungry! I should order a pizza!

JLT: NO!

[Luna stands in the ring nervously looking around and she picks up the microphone and pulls it to her lips.]

Luna: …I think… I think we’re safe for now…

[Luna stands back and takes a breath.]

Luna: Lilith! At Forsaken Destiny, I'm going to expose you for what you truly are and demonstrate to the world what you're trying to do! I'm going to make sure that the world is rid of you, once and for all!

[“Spice Up Your Life” hits the PA and Luna puts the microphone down as she looks around the ring, trying to maintain a face of determination and calmness.]

JLT: You know, that so was out of character for Luna. What did she find out about what Lilith intends to do?

Leah: Who cares? This hot tranny mess needs to go. Anyone who can pull off those heels Lilith was wearing deserves to do whatever they want.

JLT: Even if it means destroying the world?

Leah: …duh?

JLT: Well, it looks like we just added another match at Forsaken Destiny V! Lilith versus Luna!!!

Leah: …wonderful. Do you like pepperoni?

[We cut to the backstage area where, standing before a glitzy banner advertising the forthcoming Forsaken Destiny V, is flamboyant interview monkey Gay Bandit, dressed in an eye-burning pink lycra...thing. You could call it clothing, if you were feeling generous. Flanking him, and struggling to remain noticed next to said attention whore, are two of the most despised and prominent Divas around today: Rockford State Champion Mercedes Vargas - panting and sweating noticably after her earlier match with Crystal H. - and Unleashed Champion Veronica Valiant. Their respective belts are on their shoulders, and despite having changed into their ring gear, they both seem relaxed, smiling gently without a care in the world.]

Bandit: Yay! People of Dallas, I hope you're all having a super-dooper time at Exile! And because I know y'all can't get enough of me - ooh, I just said y'all...look at me, going native already...lost my train of thought. Um...

[Veronica coughs pointedly.]

Bandit: Oh yeah, I'm here with DU champions and BFFs -

[Mercedes mouths "BFFs?" behind Bandit's back with a scowl on her face.]

Bandit: Mercedes Vargas and Veronica Valiant! So, girls - why no catchy team name yet?

Mercedes: Oh, THIS again?

Veronica: I don't think a 'team' name would help us. After all, we are two very accomplished individuals first, and a team second.

Bandit: But it'd be sooooo much more glam if that old fogey John Roe had to introduce you as, ooh, maybe...the FABULOLITAS!

[Veronica and Mercedes exchange withering looks.]

Mercedes: NO.

Bandit: Hmph, you're no fun tonight. So anyway, you're facing Madison and Katie in a tag match later...or you WOULD be if Mercedes hadn't gone and thrown Katie off the catwalk back in Houston. [turns to Mercedes] Now you got some 'splainin' to do, sistah! [snaps fingers]

Mercedes: I don't need to explain myself to you! The 'Feisty Redhead' - who's probably about as feisty as a stroke victim right now - might have scammed her way into a rematch with me at FD5, but until then, I don't see any good reason to waste my time with her. So I took her out of the equation. Simple.

Veronica: And, if I can add something...

[Bandit turns the mic towards Veronica.]

Veronica: This is really the same as my, ah, current situation with Laura Seton. Everybody's exaggerating the whole thing out of proportion, when at the end of the day, there's nothing unusual about it. This is a hard business, and everybody's out for themselves. You have to be willing to go that little extra mile if you want to succeed. That's the nature of the beast.

Bandit: Uh...then how come nobody else around here goes around trying to cripple the other Divas?

Mercedes: Because they're all idiots.

Veronica: Exactly.

Bandit: Ri-i-i-i-ight. Well, seeing as you're both so determined to put me down in the dumps with your big ol' negative waves, I'm just gonna cut to the thrust of the matter - oh wait...cut to the thrust...hey, that's just like last night for me! HAHAHA!

[Bandit is clearly the only person who finds his brand of innuendo amusing, as evidenced by the slap he gets from Mercedes.]

Bandit: OW! You hit me!

Mercedes: Well, yeah, I know...

Bandit: I was expecting an apolo - pffft, never mind. Ungrateful bitches.

Veronica: You realise we heard that, right?

Bandit: I SAID IT OUT LOUD! Anyway - you got any words for poor li'l Maddie Seton before you beat her to a bloody pulp in a match which no sane person would book but managed to leak onto the show tonight because our management team are too busy pulling one anothers' hair to do any actual work?

[Both Veronica and Mercedes stare at Bandit with quizzical expressions for a moment, then look to one another.]

Mercedes: It's your problem, you talk about it...

Veronica: Don't mind if I do. Madison...sweet little, butter-wouldn't-melt, schoolgirl Maddie. Or is she? See, it's funny how I have trouble believing in that image after she's done her damn best to hurt and embarass me for two shows in a row. But it's all good, really, because she's gone and exposed her hand, and shown herself to be a wretched, hypocritical liar, one who doesn't practice what she preaches. A saint on the outside...and a hellcat within. Now, folks, both those in the audience and at home...I know you don't like myself or Mercedes...

[Veronica pauses a moment, exhanging a rueful smirk with Mercedes as the crowd makes it clear that, yes, in fact, they don't like these two.]

Veronica: ...but look at it this way; we would never lie to you. Madison, on the other hand, has been lying to you from the day she first showed her ratty, gurning face around these parts. Think about THAT next time you open your mouth to heckle us.

Mercedes: Even though you CAN'T think!

[Mercedes struts away with a high, cruel laugh. Veronica rolls her eyes before setting off after her, still talking...]

Veronica: You just totally crushed my point there. How could you just go and say that?

Mercedes: Uh, with words, maybe?

Veronica: Don't get smart with me. It doesn't suit you.

Mercedes: What's THAT supposed to mean...?

[Back in front of the camera, Bandit frowns, his hands on his hips.]

Bandit: Dammit...I totally forgot to ask for that Asian guy's number again!

[Holly Wentz rushes into the shot, doing her best not to spill the three cups of coffee she has brought from Starbucks. She manages to stop still, breathing heavily.]

Holly: Whoo, I made it. Where are VVMV? I'm supposed to interview them, I brought them Gingerbread lattes!

Bandit: Oh, I alre-

[Krysta Taylor's voice is heard from the background.]

Krysta: HOLLY!

[Krysta rushes into the shot, out of breath as well, as Gay Bandit takes one of the coffees from the holder and begins to sip on it, glancing between both women.]

Krysta: Get lost, Holly! This is MY interview! Go back and do your boring bitch work.

Bandit: Oh, honeys, I already interviewed Veronica and Mercedes. They were so boring.

Krysta: What? You mean I missed it? Someone locked me in the toilet cubicle. I wonder who that was...HOLLY!

Holly: What? I didn't do that. I was out at Starbucks, look!

[Holly holds up her coffee cups. Krysta folds her arms and shakes her head.]

Krysta: It was obviously you. I could smell the stench of failure in that bathroom so you were obviously in there. Why are you so jealous of me? Huh? You should just retire. Or better yet, kill yourself. The world would rejoice! Nobody likes you...AND you're a lesbian.

[Krysta giggles towards Bandit, trying to entice him to giggle along with her but he still hasn't forgiven her for her catfight with Kathy Griffin and looks away, glancing at Holly. Holly seems to shake with anger, looking like she wants to scream something at Krysta but instead Holly throws her coffee into the direction of Krysta! The coffee hits Krysta and she yelps from the pain of the hot liquid and the thought of her make-up and hair being ruined.]

[Now Bandit begins to giggle as Krysta wipes the coffee from her brow and Holly looks like she's about to apologise but Krysta lunges at her and the two begin to become entangled in a catfight as Krysta tries to claw at Holly's face while Holly tugs on Krysta's hair, trying to rip out her extensions. Bandit looks around, frantically.]

Bandit: HELP! Somebody HELP! I don't have a camera!

Tag Team Match
Christine McQuisten & Makaze vs. Kitty Cummings & Roxie Rebel

JLT: Pink. Let’s go, Eskimo!

Leah: What is that in my ear?

JLT: We’re gift-wrapped kitty cats.

Leah: Okay, what is going on?

JLT: I’m being told that backstage want us to relay these messages. Apparently…Obama has…resigned from the White House and is…being…replaced…by…Mr. Bunny!

[The camera cuts backstage to Blonde Ambition giggling backstage, having crashed an unattended desk near the entrance way which controls the ear feed to the commentators to inform them of who and what's coming up next. In the background, we can see Kitty giggling as she waits to make her entrance. Her music begins. All of a sudden a muscly security man storms in and the blondes scream and begin to run away. We cut back to ringside and Leah has her eyes narrowed]

Leah: Oh how mature! How hilarious…

JLT: I thought the voice sounded weird. Anyway, let’s take our ear pieces out and focus as next up we have what promises to be an explosive match!

Leah: You always say that and nobody ever explodes. I can’t wait for the day when two divas go to strike each other and there’s a huge fireball. THEN Divas Unleashed would actually be entertaining.

JLT: Well, you should love this Leah as Christine McQuisten is teaming up with her FDV opponent Makaze, as are Kitty Cummings and Roxie Rebel! You know both teams will find it hard to work together, especially after what has gone down with them previously!

Leah: Next...

[The referee calls for the bell as Roxie Rebel stands on the apron as Kitty Cummings will begin her for her side. Christine McQuisten wants to start for her team but Makaze grabs her by the shoulder and yanks her backwards, knocking Christine down into the canvas, as Makaze struts forward. Kitty looks nervous as Makaze snarls at her and the two divas tie-up but Kitty quickly nips behind Makaze and drops down, grabbing Makaze’s legs and sweeping them from under her to cause her to fall down onto her stomach.]

[Kitty then leaps onto Makaze’s back and locks on a headlock on the canvas in a move that looks like it was straight out of a wrestling 101 book. Christine stands on the apron, pissed, refusing to cheer for her partner. Makaze begins to climb to her feet with Kitty locked onto her. Makaze shoves Kitty to the ropes but Kitty bounces back with a flying cross body, taking Makaze down into the canvas. Kitty holds her position for a cover.]

JLT: Kitty has no fear, she’s taking the fight right to DU’s most dangerous woman!

Leah: Dangerous in the bad way. Not in the “girl, you lookin’ dangerous!” way.

[1]

[2]

[Makaze quickly kicks out.]

Leah: It’s hard for people to cover Makaze with those boobs. They should have their own zip code.

[Both women get to their feet. Kitty approaches Makaze, now seeming to be brimming with confidence, but Makaze suddenly knocks Kitty down into the canvas with a hard clothesline. Kitty lies motionless on the canvas as Makaze heads to the top rope, shooting Christine a filthy look. Makaze leaps from the top rope and executes a guillotine leg drop ‘Satsujinki’ and connects to Kitty. Makaze then decides to cover.]

JLT: Makaze is a high-flyer, she seems to mix a lot of styles together and she has no remorse. Kitty Cummings is a rookie, let’s not forget!

Leah: How could we forget when all you do is bring up how inexperienced people are?

[1]

[2]

[Christine McQuisten yanks Makaze off the cover.]

Leah: Why did she do that?!

[Makaze stands up, furious, as Christine begins to explain that she wants to get the pin in this match. Makaze then shoves Christine but Christine nails her with a roundhouse kick to the face, knocking Makaze down. Christine then drags Makaze to her corner and exits the ropes, only to lean down and tag herself in and get back into the ring.]

Leah: Haha, it’s like Benny Hill. You know what DU needs? More comedy. This place is so serious.

JLT: Christine seems to need her own ego filled tonight. Let’s not forg-

Leah: Oh do shut up. It’s always the same terms, all the time. GET A DICTONARY!

[Kitty, meanwhile, has managed to reach her corner and pats Roxie on the leg to tag her in and then rolls out of the ring. Roxie climbs into the ring as Christine approaches her, willing Roxie to attack but Roxie refuses and instead just stands waiting. Christine then rolls her eyes, seemingly pissed at how this match is going for her.]

[Makaze stands up and stares at Christine before exiting the ring and beginning to talk to Kenji at ringside as Kenji seems to be trying to talk her out of something. Meanwhile, Christine approaches Roxie and encourages her to tie-up and Roxie obliges. Christine tries to execute a suplex but Roxie ducks behind Christine and nails a Russian Leg Sweep. Roxie then stands up and looks around, thinking about what to do next or if she wants to do anything next or wait for Christine to find her feet.]

Leah: Roxie wants Christine to bring the fight to her. You know what I’m wondering about Roxie? How does she cope with her hair being so flat? It needs a boost of volume. I mean, that, it just looks so…50’s. She should give Cheryl Cole a call…because she’s worth it!

[Roxie doesn’t cover, as Kitty Cummings resumes her position at her corner. Kitty yells at Roxie to get on it but Roxie shrugs at Kitty. Christine finds her feet, holding her head, and immediately drives her knee into Roxie’s stomach. Christine then whips Roxie into the corner and follows up with a clothesline. Christine then begins to nail body punches to Roxie’s mid-section and props Roxie on the top rope.]

JLT: Christine looks like she’s plotting something!

Leah: Aww, go McNuggets! Say hi to Ron for me! You know he groped me one time? I liked it though.

[Christine then heads to the opposite corner of the ring, seemingly plotting something big. Christine crouches down in the corner, wanting a big run up, and then takes off towards Roxie but as she does, Makaze quickly nips into the ring and springboards off the second rope to execute a hurricanrana to Roxie, sending Roxie’s body flying and colliding into Christine McQuisten! Both women smack into the floor, with Christine’s pace causing a big impact.]

JLT: Whoa! Did you see that?

Leah: It was like a car crash!

[Kitty Cummings then runs into the ring and places Roxie over Christine’s body but before she can, Makaze growls at her and Kitty backs off. Makaze then stands, her arms folded and sighs. Makaze then begins to strike Christine down with boots to the head and back as Kitty then seems to want to fit in and leans down next to Roxie, pretending to lock on some sort of weak wrist submission when in reality she’s doing nothing as she’s confused about whether or not to team with Roxie for this match.]

Leah: What is Kitty doing? This isn’t high school where you pretend you’re doing work and spend all your time browsing Facebook! Get on it, girl!

[Makaze continues her beatdown on Christine, seemingly furious, as Makaze slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from ringside as the fans cheer for the hardcore activity which is obviously to follow. Roxie sits up, recovering from the impact with Christine and then sees Kitty performing some sort of odd move to her and bats her away.]

JLT: Makaze has a chair! I dread to think what’s coming next!

Leah: Ut-oh!

[Makaze enters the ring as Roxie finds her feet, Makaze sees Roxie rising and smacks her across the back of the head with the chair as she swoops past. The referee immediately calls for the bell, handing a victory to Kitty Cummings and Roxie Rebel.]

John Roe: Here are your winners via disqualification…KITTY CUMMINGS AND ROXIE REBEL!

JLT: Makaze just got herself disqualified!

[Kitty sees Makaze with the chair and immediately rolls out of the ring and heads backstage. Makaze doesn’t seem to care about the match now, seemingly intent on hurting Christine as she perches, waiting for Christine to get up. Christine slowly rises to her feet but the crowd suddenly begins to cheer as Crystal Hilton slides into the ring. Kenji yells out to Makaze about Crystal’s presence as Makaze turns around, armed with the chair but Crystal nails a ‘Lights Out’ chick kick, sending the chair straight into Makaze’s face!]

Leah: GO GIRL!

[Makaze falls to the canvas as Kenji Kozakura enters the ring but Crystal nails him with a kick to the mid-section and pulls him into a fisherman’s suplex to plant him on the canvas. Christine McQuisten has picked up the chair and swings it towards Crystal but Crystal ducks and boots Christine in the gut. Crystal snatches the chair from her grip and rams it over the head over Christine, as the fans cheer wildly for the Rose Goddess taking out the least favourite women in her match and getting revenge for the week previous.]

JLT: Crystal just cleaned house! She got revenge on Makaze for last week’s attacks and she even managed to take out Christine in the process! I think she heads into FDV the strongest now!

Leah: I know! I’m proud of her!

[Crystal then leaves the ring, with all four bodies lying in it, and heads backstage, slapping the hands in the front row, pumped full of adrenaline.]

JLT: Poor Kitty and Roxie though. Their match was ruined but they did get the victory but I think Makaze and Christine were just too explosive to be teaming with each other.

Leah: Yeah, I’m looking forward to their Askai Championship fight though. I’m always sleepy during pay-per-views so that match will be perfect for a nap.

(We find Blonde Ambition wandering around backstage curiously inspecting a lot of the rooms they had to explore, eventually making their way out to the back of the arena where they soon come across a truck but this is not any truck. This just happens to be the DU production truck.)

Courtney: OOH I wonder what's in there?

Lisa: Who knowsies? Maybe it's a secret bunker!

Courtney: Really that sounds sooo cool! Let's go in and see!

Lisa: YES!

(Courtney shoots up the stairs, opens the door and darts in)

Lisa: Ooooh! WOW!

(Lisa winks at the camera goes in after Courtney and both are amazed by the amount of tv monitors and other electronics)

Lisa: It's the production truck! This must be where they control the WHOLE of DU! This is like Star Wars!

Courtney: Look at all the buttons and shiny knobs! OOH! Look at all the tv's!

Lisa: I know!

Courtney: I wonder if any of them have Spongebob on them?

Lisa: Let's hope! Maybe there's See-See-TV!

Courtney: Really? A camera everywhere you say? Including the little girls room? EEP!

Lisa: Ahh!

Courtney: OOH What does that Button do?

(Courtney goes to press it but gets stopped by a crew member)

Courtney: Meanie!

Lisa: Yeah! Meanie! Courtney, don't touch anything!

Courtney: Hey! Your not the boss of me!

Lisa: Okay, maybe you should touch a button or two! It would be so funzie!

Courtney: You think I should?

Lisa: Yes!

Courtney: Okie dokie!

(Courtney presses the button and all the screen go to static meaning they have cut off the live feed for a min or so.)

Courtney: Whoopsie!

Lisa: Oops! We did it again, baby!

Courtney: What did I do? I pushed that button like you told me!

Lisa: Not that one! I didn't tell you to push THAT one!

Courtney: Did Too!

Lisa: Did not!

Courtney: Did Too!

The scene comes back to the locker of KibbyD as she is joined by Kelli who is sitting on the couch with a face mask on due to the kick Bandit gave her. She tries to smile but can’t.

Bandit: I’m so sorry. I think your Botox has fallen out of your face. I know a guy that can do it over for the lowest price I should call him.

Kibby: Bandit!

Bandit: Then maybe you can get that left cheek fixed too...

Kibby then covers Bandit mouth as she smiles at Kelli who looks to be angry or sad who knows.

Kibby: Kelli I think what my totally GLAM BFF is saying is that he is sorry for the whole kick in the face thing. Really, Really sorry.

Bandit lift a eyebrow as Kibby releases his mouth as the door opens again. The Divas and Divo were greeted by Dallas QB Tony Romo, or at least, an impersonator of him but the excitable divas don't notice the obvious differences. Kibby giggles and blushes and Bandit walks up to Romo and slaps him on the ass.

Kibby: Bandit!

Bandit totally ignores her as her glances at Romo up and down.

Bandit: So I’m guessing you’re the stripper Mr. Cowboy.

Bandit shakes his Pom-Poms as Tony turns away because of what Bandit has on...The Cheerleading attire.

Kibby: No he is Dallas Quarter back. Tony Romo?

Bandit: Sure lets bareback you Homo.

Romo mouth drop as he looks around the Cheerleaders giggle some of them that is. As Kibby grabs Bandit and moves him to the door.

Kibby: Okay it was really nice having you stop by Bandit but it time for you to go...NOW!

Bandit: But he is cute! Really C..U..T..E...

Kibby forced Bandit out the room as she then looks around and smirk and shrugs her shoulders. The camera zooms in on Kibby's face as she blushes

Kibby: Um...Pie anyone?

The scene then moves else where.

Aphrodite is shown inside her locker room putting on her silvery with pink ribbon boots, just as she was about done with them she goes to get a bottle of water in the table near the door when someone comes bursts inside the room.

Aphrodite: (Annoyed) I was having a pretty good day…till I saw your face!

The camera zooms in at the person, and its none other than Krysta Taylor who walks in slowly inside the room acting like the place had some sort of disease.

Krysta Taylor: Trust me I wouldn’t be in this place if I wasn’t forced to come here.

Aphrodite starts clapping.

Aphrodite: Awe it's nice to see you doing something other than opening your legs for a change Krusty.

Krysta Taylor: Whatever, Aphrodite I just wanted to get in a few words with you before your match up with Kibby D..who I pray beats your ass?

Aphrodite smiles devilishly as she gets closer to Krysta, she looks closer to the camera who starts zooming in on her face.

Aphrodite: Beat me you say? Doubt she'll even make it out alive when I'm through with her tonight Kr..usty! You see I have something that Kibby and half of the women in this company lack, and that's talent..and unlike most of you bitches I know how to get the job done inside that ring.

She pauses.

Aphrodite: You know I heard a lot of talk coming from Kibby on how she claims I'm trying to imitate her?

Aphrodite starts to laugh and then stops quickly switching her expression from comedic to serious.

Aphrodite: Really? Moi imitate you? Sweetie if I wanted to imitate something that resembled you Kibby I'd go to a zoo. So get over yourself because ahhh...I don't think so. You see for me to even try you'd have to be better than me and sweetie (she laughs) You are not, and will never be better than me. I'm superior in looks, ability...I could go on all day really, but I think we get the point. Just hear this though Kibby D, after the night is done I will make sure that you never forget who's the dominant one of the two, and after I am done with you nobody will even know your name.

Saying this Aphrodite blows the camera a kiss and pushes Krysta away before walking out of the room.

Krysta Taylor: ...Bitch!

The door continues to swing and as Aphrodite fades, Krysta sees Holly Wentz walking past the room and heading to the stage.

Krysta Taylor: ...BITCH!

[As we come back from a commercial break the camera cuts to the stage where Holly Wentz has made an entrance to rapturous applause from the audience. Holly smiles politely, almost taking a curtsey, and waves to the audience. She brings a microphone to her lips.]

Holly: Ladies and gentlemen, it's my honour to be introducing the next group of people!

[The fans seem to know what's coming.]

Holly: This will be an awesome wetting of the appetite for Forsaken Destiny when some of these women will be fighting it out in the Battle Royale of the Icons! Tonight, you lucky people are getting a sneak preview of that match! So without further ado, please be upstanding for the original cast of the first-ever Exile from back in 2003!

[The sounds of the first Exile theme "The Bitter End" by Placebo begins to play once again as the cast begin to make their way out onto the stage. Holly introduces them.]

Holly: Hello once to again too...Christian Morales and Kristin Wallace!

[Christian Morales, the first person to ever be seen on Exile and the former vice president walks out with an arm around Kristin Wallace-Hudson. Kristin looks stunning, as usual, whilst it appears the years haven't been kind to Christian as his formerly good looks and blonde spikey hair is now a bald patch and too much life on his face. He's also overweight, with a large double chin which wobbles as he waves to the audience. Kristin stands, posing, seemingly to think she still handles the DU empire.]

Holly: Please give it up, for our first commentators...Dylan Silver, Renegade and of course, John Roe!

[John Roe gets the loudest cheer as he walks out onto the stage, his bald head shimmering under the light. Renegade looks like a Mexican gardener, dressed in jeans and a tilted baseball cap, still thinking he's in high school and refusing to accept his true age. Dylan smiles politely, dressed in a smart suit. They all take a bow and join Kristin and Christian, Kristin looks like she wants some female company to bitch about Christian to.]

Holly: The first women to have a match on Exile, welcome to The Dominatrix...and former Unleashed Champion AND Hall of Fame inductee, now making her first DU appearance since 2004...MYA!!!

[Mya gets a huge cheer but a chorus of boos follow as Mya walks out, still in good shape and seemingly now signed to the biggest company in professional wrestling. Weird. The Dominatrix is wearing a gimp mask, seemingly not wanting to show her face, but Mya shoves her out of the way and enjoys the spotlight, smiling and waving to the audience, for once, being cheered in a DU ring and actually smiling.]

Holly: Please welcome...Dominique Darquiel and a confirmed participant of the FDV battle royale...CLEOPATRA!!!

[Dominique walks out dressed like a pornstar but she is quickly shoved to the crowd as the crowd pull an "ooh!" reaction. Cleopatra steps over her, wearing a stunning Dolce & Gabbana gown and her hair is now cut into a Victoria Beckham bob. She strikes a pose like VB would do and pouts, blowing kisses to the audience, with age being kind to her.]

Holly: Next, it's two women who fought each other, a battle royale participant and a legend...Danni Brooks and Star!

[Danni Brooks, another participant in the battle royale, walks out to a filthy look from Cleopatra, who seems to want to intimidate her opponent but Cleopatra's face returns to normal when she sees Danni Brook's new appearance. Danni is now a huge, muscle-laden lady who has spent her time away from DU forging her body to that of a body builder. Danni wears Japanese-esque attire, having acquired a career in Japan, with her hair now a mixture of orange and white streaks. She takes a bow as Star briefly waves and then goes over to have a discussion with Kristin and Mya about how manly and ridiculous Danni looks.]

Holly: They made their return last weekend...it's Shane Rockford and Tequila!

[Shane and Tequila strut out with some of the divas applauding Shane as the president who brought them back for this night. Dominique and The Dominatrix stand next to each other and both mock Tequila by giving her the thumbs down. Shane and Tequila stand on the opposite end of the stage as the divas begin to line-up the new Dallas stage like an army brigade.]

Holly: And finally, please welcome, three FDV battle royale participants and three legends...Crystal Deymonaz, Kaci, Katrina and JOLSON!!!

[Kaci and Jolson, former tag team partners, step out together with Kaci looking her overinflated, botoxed self whilst Jolson now has a shaved head with weird designs weaved into it, looking like a member of JLS. Crystal Deymonaz and Katrina next to them as Katrina seems to stand upright, trying to out-pose Kaci but Kaci seems not to care and looks away, smugly. Katrina then looks like she's going to punch Katrina but she's intercepted by Kristin, who takes up a new position next to her.]

Holly: Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in six years, I give you...THE REUNITED CAST OF EXILE!!!

[The audience cheers as cameras flash to capture this history moment. Shane and Tequila take a bow as they remain on the stage for several moments, ensuring those photographers are able to document this and allowing the audience to take it all in, before the camera moves elsewhere and the divas end their "we love each other, honest!" routine when in reality, they're supressing the urge to kill each other.]

Grudge Match
Aphrodite vs. KibbyD

JLT: Here we are Leah! This is the last match before we head to London for Forsaken Destiny! We’ve been waiting ages for these two to finally get their hands on each other, ever since we learned that it was Aphrodite that ultimately cost KibbyD the Unleashed Championship back at Control of the Knife against Meggie.

Leah: I still choose to believe it was Kibby’s fatass that snapped that rope, but whatever.

JLT: Aphrodite came forward and admitted that it was her that cut it.

Leah: It’s a giant conspiracy, just like natural red-heads.

JLT: I know I’m going to regret this, but …how is that a conspiracy?

Leah: …red heads are clearly an alien cover up. No real human would have orange hair and freckles. God doesn’t hate us that much.

JLT: …*facepalm*

[Music suddenly blasts throughout the American Airlines Arena as "Like Me" by Girlicious plays and the blonde vixen Aphrodite steps out of the curtains sporting one of her many pink attires. She stands in the stage and begins to pose for the fans who begin booing the latest addition to Team Tara. After all the posing she starts to make her way to the ring down the catwalk.]

John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring from Paris, France… she is APHRODITE!!!

[When Aphrodite reaches the ring she walks over to the steel steps and then enters the ring using the middle ropes giving a good view of her backside to the male fans. She steps inside the ropes and walks over to the middle of the ring where she conducts are very sexy dance for the audience.]

[The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as the words...HOLDS UP WAIT A MINUTE PUT ALITTLE LOVE IN IT....are heard the crowd cheers as Lady Gaga - Paparazzi Bully's Remix is then played loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.]

[KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing her ring attire for that night. She flips her blonde hair with her left hand as she taunts her fans up on the top of the ramp. She giggles to her-self as she struts her way down the ramp. She tag a few hands and gives a fan a kiss on the cheek before walking up the steel stairs as she stands on the apron and flips her hair hard as she holds onto the ropes. She winks her eye and gets into the ring as she taunts the crowd by blowing kisses, then locks eyes with Aphrodite.]

John Roe: And her opponent… making her way to the ring from Houston, Texas… she is KIBBY D!!!

JLT: This should be an amazing match and the history between these two has been intense, to say the least. This will be an amazing preview as to what we can expect during their Tag Team match at Forsaken Destiny.

Leah: Let’s just hope their blonde roots don’t show and they forget that they are in a match. The next thing you know, Aphrodite will be sleeping with some guy in the front row while KibbyD looks around for her shoes that are on her feet.

[KibbyD reaches the ring and walks up the steel stairs. She stands on the apron first before jumping off the ropes and performing the splits and sliding under the bottom rope into the ring.]

Leah: First Aphrodite has her ass all out in the camera, then KibbyD tries to one up her by doing the splits… whatever happened to just stepping into the ring like a lady?

[As Kibby slowly rises to her feet, never taking her eyes of Aphrodite, the crowd begins to chant “Kib-by-D! Kib-by-D!” Aphrodite rolls her eyes. The referee brings Kibby and Aphrodite face to face in the center of the ring. Kibby and Aphrodite immediately start cursing each other out and you can clearly see Aphrodite dare Kibby to slap her. Kibby smirks and then fakes a punch at Aphrodite, who flinches. Kibby then laughs at Aphrodite being ‘psyched’ out, causing Aphrodite to get furious as the crowd starts to laugh at her. The bell sounds and Aphrodite immediately charges towards Kibby with a spear! Kibby dodges Aphrodite’s attack, sending Aphrodite face first into the second turnbuckle! Aphrodite catches herself at the last moment. Aphrodite spins her head around and glares at Kibby who is running at full speed towards Aphrodite. Aphrodite turns around and catches KibbyD and is about to give her a vicious spinebuster! Kibby is able to stop Aphrodite’s attack and grabs the top rope behind Aphrodite. Aphrodite then spins around and sits Kibby on the top turnbuckle. Aphrodite then receives a stiff punch in the face!]

JLT: Aphrodite and KibbyD are clearly not messing around during this match and the many reversals already show that these two divas have been studying each other.

Leah: Oh please, these two have never studied a day in their lives.

[As Aphrodite stumbles backwards, Kibby stands up on the top rope and flies off onto Aphrodite nailing her with a dropkick to the chest! Aphrodite flies onto her back, her momentum causing her to do a backwards somersault until she is all the way in the opposite corner with her head resting on the bottom rope!! Kibby jumps to her feet and runs right to Aphrodite, attempting a baseball slide. Aphrodite is able to pull herself up feet first and backflip up the corner to the top of the turnbuckle as KibbyD slides underneath the bottom rope to the outside. Aphrodite jumps up and then flies off the top turnbuckle with a crossbody block! That KibbyD reverses into a bodyslam onto the black mats!!! The crowd erupts.]

Leah: Ouch.

JLT: Aphrodite’s back smacked hard against those mats!

[Aphrodite arches her back in pain and agony as Kibby D stands up and smiles. Kibby then grabs a handful of Aphrodite’s hair and pulls Aphrodite up to her feet and throws her back into the ring before climbing up the apron. Aphrodite rolls to her feet still favoring her back as KibbyD immediately jumps up to the rope from the apron and springs over Aphrodite and nailing a reverse neckbreaker! Kibby covers!]

JLT: Kibby has been having some great offense here at the start of this match.

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[Aphrodite kicks out.]

Leah: I would too if some girl who I beat up while trying to make cookies came back years later all crazy and gung-ho about gettin in my bizznas, ruining my Unleashed Championship reign… which is gonna come one day. Just you wait. I’m gonna run this town!

JLT: …you’re going to run Dallas?

Leah: Um, blonde moment much?

JLT: No, I just wasn’t listening to you babble.

Leah: Bitch.

[Kibby picks up Aphrodite and grabs her arm. Kibby then twists Aphrodite’s arm around and begins to perform a springboard arm drag, but Aphrodite releases Kibby’s hold, causing Kibby to bounce off the ropes and land on her feet. Aphrodite catches Kibby in a headlock as Kibby rises to her feet and Aphrodite begins running to the ropes for a bulldog, but Kibby is able to pull her head out, sending Aphrodite into the ropes. Aphrodite returns and is hooked into a ‘Blonde’s Rules’ spinning backbreaker! Aphrodite falls to the mat clutching her back in pain as the crowd “ooh’s”. Kibby then straddles Aphrodite and begins pounding Aphrodite’s head into the canvas!]

Leah: Aggression much? Jesus.

[As Kibby continues to pound Aphrodite’s head into the mat, “Slap A Bitch” by Macy Gray hits the P.A. system and the crowd unanimously begin booing Tara Lee’s entrance music. Kibby stops attacking Aphrodite and turns around towards the stage where she sees Tara Lee appear on the videoscreen behind a desk. Tara clears her throat, making sure she has Kibby’s attention]

Tara: Oh! Kibby! How nice to see you! It feels like it’s been ages since you ripped away that cute little dog that I saved the life of from me… but how have you been otherwise?! I have a very special treat for you tonight… the feud between you & Aphrodite is so intense, that it surely can’t be handled in a regular one on one match… this match needs to be special. So, you’re now going to be competing in a Lumber Jill match!!! Yay! Aren’t you excited?!

[Kibby looks up at the screen fuming as Felicity, Totally Radd, Christine McQuisten, Kylie Logan, Maya Okosaki, Didgitz, Darla Daniels and Monique Perez all walk out to the ring to be the lumberjill girls.]

Tara: …good luck Kibby!

[With that, the video screen closes and as all the divas surround the ring, Aphrodite has had enough time to recover to get to her feet behind Kibby. As Kibby turns around she is met right in the face with an ‘Aphrodite’ karate kick that levels KibbyD!!! Kibby flies backwards into the ropes and Aphrodite immediately charges at her and clothelines her over the top rope! As Aphrodite takes a step back from the edge of the ring, KibbyD is seen trying to get to her feet, but as Maya Okosaki and Kylie Logan pull Aphrodite back up to go into the ring, Radd grabs the back of Maya’s hair and jerks it down sending Maya to the floor! Felicity then grabs Kylie Logan and grabes the ponytail of Kylie using it to send Kylie flying into the audience!!!]

JLT: What?! This is SUCH a set-up by Team Tara to ambush KibbyD before Forsaken Destiny!

Leah: …and you say I have conspiracy theories? Puh-lease… communists really ARE trying to take over the world, and you KNOW IT!

[Felicity and Totally Radd are now on either side of KibbyD who is slowly rising to her feet. The minute she is fully standing, Felicity spears Kibby right into the steal steps!!! As Kibby sits on the black mats holding her back with one hand, Radd jumps up into the air and plants BOTH hands on Kibby D’s hand!!! KibbyD screams in pain as the crowd watches the replay of what just happened. The referee orders Felicity and Radd to put Kibby back into the ring which they reluctantly do. Aphrodite is now more than ready after injuring her back and she smiles. As Kibby is rolled into the ring, Aphrodite immediately picks Kibby up and wraps Kibby into the ‘Le Coup De Grace’ and viciously drives Kibby’s face into the mat!!! Aphrodite covers.]

JLT: Ohh! That was a brutal move by Aphrodite. Kibby’s nose is probably bleeding!

Leah: Like any part of her face isn’t covered completely by silicon, botox or her fake skin nose job. I could do better work than that!

JLT: I’m almost positive she’s never gotten a nose job.

Leah: …your mom.

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[Before the count of two barely is counted, KibbyD kicks out. Aphrodite grabs Kibby by the hair and pulls Kibby to her feet. Aphrodite then spins around and slams Kibby to the mat with a hairsnap, just before applying a sleeper hold. The crowd begins to boo as Kibby struggles in Aphrodite’s hands. After 10 more seconds in Aphrodite’s grasp, Kibby has scooted forward enough to where her foot can reach the rope, allowing the referee to tell Aphrodite to break the hold. Aphrodite refuses and the referee eventually has to pull Aphrodite off of Kibby’s neck. Aphrodite then grabs the back of Kibby’s hair and jerks Kibby roughly down to the mat! Aphrodite then smirks as the referee yells at her, just before she rolls Kibby out of the ring into the Felicity and Totally Radd’s waiting arms.]

JLT: Tara knew exactly what she was doing by making this a Lumberjack match, Kibby was completely in control until that happened.

Leah: I know. I have a mind to go punch Felicity in the face again, but I just got my nails done and she aint’ worth it.

[Felicity and Radd begin kicking KibbyD as soon as she’s on the ground while Monique Perez and Darla Daniels try to lift KibbyD up and put her back into the ring. Radd grimaces at the two divas interrupting her kickfest and Radd grabs Darla from behind and gives her the ‘Raddification’ unprettier! Felicity grabs a chair from underneath the ring and nails Monique in the back of the head! Felicity then shoves Monique to the ground just in time to see Kibby pulling herself to her feet. Radd gets to her first and is about to grab Kibby when Felicity pushes Radd back and tries to use the chair on Kibby! Radd looks pissed that Felicity shoved her and begins to argue with Felicity. Kibby is able to pull herself into the ring and just as Felicity is about to turn and grab Kibby, she and Radd find themselves surrounded by Christine, Kylie, Maya & Didgitz.]

JLT: It looks like Team Tara is about to get jumped.

Leah: I love when we go hood!

[Tara and Felicity exchange glances just before the two run past each other. Radd takes Darla and Didgitz down with a double clothesline and Felicity tosses the chair at Kylie before drop kicking it into her face! Radd and Felicity then grab Maya and begin to beat on her as inside the ring, Kibby gets to her feet. We see that Aphrodite has been patiently waiting Kibby’s return and grabs her in a ddt headlock, just before backing up to the corner!]

JLT: She’s going for the “Beauty Treatment!”

[Aphrodite steps up and spins off the turnbuckle to deliver the first of her three tornado DDT’s, but Kibby pulls her head out, causing Aphrodite to land on her feet. Kibby then runs and spins Aphrodite around before nailing her ‘russian leg sweep into float-over pin’!]

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[Aphrodite kicks out and Kibby sighs. Kibby flips her hair back and bends down to grab Aphrodite but Aphrodite reaches up and eye rakes Kibby!! Kibby stumbles backwards and takes a knee holding her face as Aphrodite gets up and runs to the ropes, just before running back and nailing Kibby with the ‘Model’s Intuition’ shining wizard!!! Kibby falls to the mat as a very triumphant Aphrodite gets to the feet poses for the booing crowd. Aphrodite ignores the boos and is just about to pin Kibby when “Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson hits the PA System!!!]

Leah: Woo! I’ve never been so happy to hear Tequila’s entrance!

JLT: I wonder what’s going on?

[The video screen displays Tequila in her office sitting smugly as Aphrodite looks up at the screen in annoyance. Felicity and Radd make their way to the front of the ring (having beaten all the other lumberjills) to see just what Tequila has to say.]

Tequila: Well, I’m not sure if you’ve all gotten the memo… but I’m back in charge, and this… ain’t happening. Tara wants to change match stipulations during a match? How about this… this is no longer a lumberjill match, but a hardcore, falls count anywhere match! Au revior sweetcakes.

[Felicity and Radd smirk and immediately turn to grab objects from under the ring.]

JLT: Umm… that seems like a bad idea.

Leah: We never said she was ‘brighter’ than Tara.

[Aphrodite slides outside of the ring as well. As Felicity and Radd emerge from under the ring apron with a kendo stick and fire extinguisher respectively, Star & Crystal Deymonaz appear behind each of their Forsaken Destiny opponents! ]

Leah: YEAH!!!

[Star grabs the back of Felicity’s head and bashes it into the steel ring post while Crystal grabs Radd and throws her into the steel steps! The crowd begins cheering as Aphrodite comes around to see what is going on and finds herself with Crystal and Star on either side of her. She prepares to fight them when KibbyD comes flying out of the ring right at Aphrodite with a suicide dive!!! As the crowd cheers for the move, Star and Crystal go to help KibbyD up when Tara Lee appears behind them!]

JLT: There’s Tara!

[Tara picks up the fire extinguisher and aims it at the trio who look up towards the video screen and see what Tara plans to do. Star, Kibby & Crystal duck in separate directions as Tara Lee aims and…]

Leah: …HAHAHAHAHA! What a dumb bitch.

[Tara shakes the fire extinguisher trying to get it to work, not realizing she needs to release the pin. She keeps pulling as hard as she can on the handle and as soon as Crystal, Star and Kibby realize what has happened, they lunge towards Tara! Tara throws the fire extinguisher into the air and slides into the ring, narrowly escaping Star’s grasp. Tara then runs and slides out of the opposide side of the ring, jumps the crowd barricade and proceeds to run through the aisles, while Crystal and Star trail closely behind her. KibbyD lags behind a little as the camera pans backwards and the spotlight follows the quartet out into the entrance of the arena.]

JLT: Do you hear that?

[Tara runs out the front door of the arena right and nearly stumbles into the Blonde Ambition protest barricades. Upon seeing Tara the crowd immediately starts chanting ”Mean-ie-head! Mean-ie-head!”. Tara growls at them and is about to jump the barricade into the crowd when Crystal and Star catch Tara! Crystal and Star each grab one of Tara’s shoulders and drag her back against the arena wall and pin her there. Tara squirms trying to fight her way free.]

Leah: Kill her!!!

JLT: Leah!

Leah: Oh fine… kick her ass!

[As Star and Crystal pin Tara against the wall, Tequila appears from inside the arena and calmly walks over to Tara with a smirk on her face. Tequila stands face to face with Tara who is still trying to squirm away, when Tequila DECKS Tara right across the cheek with a brutal slap!!! Tara goes down to the ground as Crystal and Star let her fall.]

Leah: YES! That’s what you get for firing me ho!

[Suddenly, a loud crash is heard and we see KibbyD being thrown through the glass arena doors!!! The crowd pops as the camera pans into the arena where we see Aphrodite, Felicity and Totally Radd standing just behind the shattered door hinge.]

JLT: They just threw Kibby through the glass door!

[KibbyD lies face first on the pavement surrounded by broken glass as Aphrodite walks out and begins to pick Kibby up. Crystal shoves Aphrodite off of Kibby, only to be met by a steel pipe to the face by Radd! Radd immediately flips Crystal and nails the “Dead Before Lohan” gutwrench legsweep ontop of the shattered glass!!!!!]

JLT: Oh my god!

[Star immediately grabs Radd and picks her up off the ground by her hair as Tequila and Felicity begin to exchange punches. Star throws Radd over the barricade into the Blonde Ambition protesters, who begin to scream at the small amounts of blood Radd has on her face from doing her finisher on the broken glass to Crystal. We see Blonde Ambition watching, armed with their banners.]

Mistress: Grotty!

Courtney: I know right?! She needs bandaids!

Lisa:She totally does… hey Courtney, what happened to the tank?

Courtney: What tank?

Lisa: You know silly. The ones those 3WL girls where asking us about when they joined our protest! The one you parallel parked! Duh?

Courtney: Oh yea! They said that they were going to borrow it to go get some-more funzie protest banners!!! Yay funzie!!!

Lisa: Oh! Okay… how long have they been gone?

Courtney: I dunno, but they had a really smelly truck with them, which they said was the funziest part!

Leah: Oh hell no…

[Star turns around and is met with a kick to the gut by Aphrodite, but before Star can retaliate, KibbyD jumps up and grabs Aphrodite by the head, nailing the ‘Envy Me’ facebuster on the pavement!!!! Aphrodite lays out cold as Kibby then leaps up and NAILS the “Facial Treatment”!!!!! The crowd and the Blonde Ambition protestors cheer as Aphrodite screams in pain over what has just been done to her face. KibbyD covers and a referee appears out of nowhere, carefully picking a spot free of glass to do the count.]

JLT: Ooo, that’s going to swell tomorrow….

Leah: Just like her fat ass!

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[Tara Lee breaks the pin by kicking Kibby in the face!!! Kibby rolls over clutching her nose as Tara is spun around by Tequila and then speared into a concrete column!!! Tara hits with a sickening thud as the back of her head bounces off the concrete. Tequila is then grabbed from behind by Felicity in a chicken wing headlock and flipped backwards onto the cold concrete!!!!! Tequila smashes into the ground as Felicity holds the “Extortion Lock”!!!!! Tequila begins to scream in pain as Felicity tries to intensify the pressure by tightening her grip.]

JLT: This is chaos!

[Totally Radd comes from the otherside of the barricade and picks KibbyD up off the ground as Star breaks Felicity’s hold on Tequila. Radd moves Kibby over to the broken class and hooks Kibby into the ‘Raddification’ unprettier!!!!! Radd NAILS the devasting move, leaving Kibby motionless on the concrete pavement as the crowd goes wild and boos intensely at the move. Radd stands up with an evil smile on her face enjoying the damage she’s just caused. As she is about to open her mouth, Star hits a HUGE ‘Shut Up Bitch!’ superkick right into Radd’s mouth!!! Radd flies backwards into a bush and her body disappears into the foliage.]

Leah: Haha! Shut up bitch!

[Star turns around and is immediately taken down by Felicity with a spear to the ground! Felicity then straddles Star and begins pounding her in the face with fist after first as Tara Lee stumbles over to them and she begins kicking away at every exposed part of Star she can get her hands on. Suddenly, the Blonde Ambition fan club begin screaming and running away in all directions.]

JLT: Is that…

Leah: Oh my Leah…

JLT: It’s…!!!

[The pink Blonde Ambition tank has been spray-painted over with the words “3WL” and we see Serena Royale & Nicky Silver riding at the helm. Felicity and Tara don’t seem to notice as they begin to pound with all their might on Star.]

Leah: It’s Thelma & Louise!

[The tank rolls up with it’s cannon aimed squarely at Felicity and the rest of the divas whose bodies lay strewn about. Radd pokes her head out of the bush and begins to hobble quietly in the other direction.]

JLT: …they can’t fire a tank cannon at our divas!? Can they?!

Leah: Oh please let me be in Tequila’s will!

[Felcity and Tara suddenly look up to see the tank, Nicky and Serena in all their glory just feet away from them. Serena gives the signal and Nicky pulls a switch. Nothing happens.]

Leah: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Women and defective objects, is that the theme of the evening? Hahahahaha…

JLT: No wait!

[As Felicity begins to laugh at Serena when suddenly a giant brownish green hued blob shoots out of the cannon, knocking Felicity right off of Star and sending her several feet into the arena wall! Star is able to roll herself to her feet and begins to sprint in the opposite direction of the tank as Tara looks like a deer caught in headlights. Tara suddenly begins to smell something… and she doesn’t like it.]

JLT: NO WAY!

[Felicity begins to gag as the tank cannon appears to have been fully charged and Nicky hits the switch one more time. Now a HUGE liquid shower COVERS Tara, Felicity, Tequila, Crystal D, KibbyD & Aphrodite.]

Leah: …those trailer trash hookers just emptied their septic tanks on our divas!!!!! NO!!!!!

JLT: That… is… so… disgusting…

[What remains of the Blonde Ambition protestors cover their noses and run off into the distance as the camera closes in on Felicity and Tara slipping, gagging and dry heaving as we immediately cut a commercial break.]

(As we return from a commercial break, we see Madison Seton's face as she stands in the ring, Madison asks for a mic and is given one. She holds a rather solemn look on her face as she looks out to the crowd before facing the stage area. She speaks sounding as if she's about to cry.)

Madison: As we all know, I need a partner for tonight. My ally, my one ally here was incapacitated on Friday night. If I hadn't let my emotions get in the way, I wouldn't be standing here now. This match would not be happening. But instead...

(She lifts a hand and runs it through her hair. Her voice goes to one showing slight anger.)

Madison: This is ALL because of Veronica!

(The crowd, of course, boos at the sound of the Unleashed champion's name)

Madison: It's not even just Laura anymore. YOU HURT ME!! I'm just a rookie! I know I should expect stuff like that, but that was going too far!

(She goes back to nearly crying.)

Madison: What did I do to deserve double-teamed? WHAT DID I DO!? Because I'm Laura's sister?

Leah: Oh quit whining and go back to algebra.

JLT: You can be disrespectful, but I do feel bad for Madison. She didn't deserve what happened in Houston.

(Madison takes a deep breath and does her best to reset herself before going on.)

Madison: So this is a tag match. And I don't have a partner. I've been back all night trying to get help. Crystal D., Kibby...I even left notes for Aphrodite and Radd for help.

(There's a short silence and now Madison actually drops a tear.)

Madison: And all I've gotten is “No” or no response. I'm sure some people have good reason not to and I don't hold it against them, but I NEED help!

(Maddie hits full-on begging mode.)

Madison: This is a last chance. PLEASE!? Anyone! Absolutely ANYONE!! Makaze, even you can come out and go to town on me after the match, I don't care...I just need SOMEONE! PUH-LEEEAAASE!??

(About 10 seconds pass. There's no answer.)

JLT: Poor Madison. Having to go into this all on her own. You have to feel for her right now.

Leah: I don't. She dug her own grave and now it's time to pay that price.

(Madison gets a look of defeat and sighs before turning around and half-heartedly tossing the mic out of the ring.)

JLT: And if what happened in Houston wasn't bad enough—at least Katie Kooper was there for some help. Now Madison is 100 percent on her own.

Leah: Time to take out the prepubescent trash!

(A couple seconds pass until “Whatever Gets You Through Today” starts up. Madison's eyes open wide and she turns back to the stage area as the crowd gives a loud cheer hearing the music.)

JLT: Uh-oh...!

Leah: No...fucking..way!

(The cameras pan from Madison who's hoping this IS what it seems to around the audience which is all on it's feet, showing various pro-Laura signs, wondering if this would be a dirty tease by Veronica or if it's the real deal.)

“Someone said today...”

(The curtains rip open.)

JLT: SHE'S HERE!!

(Madison is shown going absolutely berserk in the ring, a huge smile on her face as she jumps for joy seeing Laura, already in her wrestling attire as opposed to her usual tear-away tracksuit, at the top of the ramp as the crowd erupts. The cameras focus on Laura as her fireworks go off and then she makes her way to the ring.)

Leah: But how ready to go is she?

JLT: I'm honestly not sure, but I don't think it truly matters this week. Madison needed a partner and she's got one! I think Laura's mind for revenge is all she needs this week!

(Laura dives under the bottom rope into the ring as Madison charges towards her. The very second Laura stands up, Madison jumps upon her and starts kissing her face, happy to see her sister healthy. Laura manages to get Madison off her and poses on all four corners, arms in an “L” shape. She ties her hair in a ponytail and wraps her hair tie around her scalp before turning to have a quick pep talk to Madison.)

Tag Team Match
Laura & Madison Seton vs. Mercedes Vargas & Veronica Valiant

[The sounds of Veronica Valiant and Mercedes Vargas entrance begins but their entrance is cut short as Veronica and Mercedes abandon any celebration to run down the catwalk and slide straight into the ring!]

JLT: Well here we go! Fans have been waiting for this!

Leah: Oh shit!

[Mercedes ignores Madison, as does Veronica, and both women head straight for Laura armed with their championship belts, they both swing at Laura but Laura does the splits and strikes both of them across the face in one movement causing VVMV to drop their belts. Laura seems like the move caused her some pain and this hesitation allows both Mercedes and Veronica to raise a boot each and knock Laura backwards down to the canvas. VVMV then begin with fast and furious boots to the various body parts of Laura but Madison comes from behind, she spins Mercedes around and nails her with an elbow to the face. Madison then pulls Mercedes into a DDT and plants her in the mat.]

Leah: Madison sucks.

JLT: Shut up! She’s doing well! Laura’s given her a boost of confidence and now she seems like she’s ready to kick some ass!

Leah: Laura is getting her ass kicked right now!

[Laura begins to fight back against Veronica, grabbing Veronica’s leg and sweeping it from under her feet. Laura then mounts Veronica and begins to nail her emotion-fuelled closed-fists to the forehead, trying to make Veronica bleed. Laura then spots Madison is free and calls out to her. Laura brings Veronica to her feet and whips her towards Madison as the rookie leaps into the air with a dropkick to the face, knocking Veronica back down to the mat!]

[Mercedes Vargas has rolled out of the ring and picked up a chair, she slides back in with it but Madison spots her and runs towards her, as Mercedes swings the chair, Madison ducks into a baseball slide which hits the ankles of Mercedes! Mercedes falls forward as Madison then picks up the chair and tosses it out of the ring, causing it to land on the catwalk.]

JLT: Well done Madison!

Leah: God! This is all so fast, I can barely update my Twitter in time!

[Veronica begins to find her feet as Laura immediately charges towards her, backing her into a corner and kneeing her hard in the stomach. Madison then comes to join her sister as both women begin to launch an offensive on Veronica’s stomach. Takada looks on, not knowing what to do but being smart enough not to get involved.]

[Jun then decides he has to do something and hops up onto the apron but Madison spots him and springboards with a dropkick to the face, knocking him down again. Veronica then manages to eye gouge Laura in the eye, causing Laura to stumble backwards. Madison runs towards Veronica but Veronica nails her with a clothesline, Veronica then grabs Laura and whips her to the ropes. Laura bounces back as Veronica nails a drop toe hold and then waits for Laura to get back as up as Veronica attempts to go for her concussion-causing kick of doom ‘You’re Fired!’ move.]

JLT: Ut-oh!

Leah: Another coma for Ms. Seton please!

[Veronica swings with as much force as she could muster to strike Laura’s head but Laura manages to duck and the momentum that Veronica has causes her to swing around and the kick strikes a rising Mercedes in the face! Mercedes falls to the canvas, seemingly knocked out. Veronica looks surprised but from behind Laura scoops Veronica up into an electric chair position on her shoulders. Laura then swivels Veronica around and pulls her into a jackknife powerbomb “Perfection” position and then begins to swing around before nailing “Perfection” on Veronica!]

JLT: Whoa! Laura nailed it! I didn’t think she had the strength but that was a powerbomb from hell! She’s totally cleaned ass tonight and got revenge not only for herself but for Katie and Madison too!

Leah: I’m impressed! Imagine if she does that at FDV, it will all be over!

[Veronica lies motionless on the canvas, as Laura stands with a smug smile on her face. The match abandoned with the referee walking out in all the chaos, Madison Seton rushes towards Laura and hugs her at her side as Laura smiles and picks up the championship belt Veronica had dropped upon entry to the ring and holds it up, claiming to the fans and everybody watching that she will be the next holder of that title as Exile draws to a close by fading off air.]

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Epilogue

I hope you're enjoying our new layout! Thanks to Latrice for making it for us. Thanks to everyone who sent in segments and a thanks especially to Marie, who wrote two matches, and my beloved Kibbs for writing one too especially since they rarely take up matches. Thanks to everyone who sent in the segments, I always appreciate them even though I may forgot to reply with a thank you to the PM but you should know I do. I think the two shows was interesting, they could have been utalised a lot better by some of you but some of you were bang on it. So here's to FDV! I'm so excited!

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The Houston Special
Friday 11th 2009
Toyota Center, Houston, Texas

Singles Match
Madison Seton vs. Veronica Valiant
Following their clashes in the ring last week as Madison spoiled Veronica Valiant's homecoming parade, Laura's little sister fights for her family honour this week as she takes on the Unleashed Champion in one-on-one action. With Madison's lack of experience, will she be able to use her bravery to overcome the champion and provide Laura with some justice? Or will the power of Veronica and all of her self-indulgent statues be too much for the young Seton?

Singles Match
Crystal Deymonaz vs. Katie Kooper
Crystal Deymonaz makes her first wrestling appearance since winning back her contract and she takes on Katie Kooper in singles action in what will be somewhat of a mind-at-ease match for Katie, having not to worry about Mercedes Vargas or Makaze or any other of her arch-rivals. Will the newly-sober Crystal have something to prove to hopefully score an advantage for Team Tequila heading into FDV or will Katie Kooper prove her worth even more with a victory over a Hall of Famer?

Singles Match
Felicity vs. Totally Radd
In a Tequila-booked match, Tequila has set her sights on tearing apart the foundations of Team Tara as Felicity and Totally Radd face each other for the first time since uniting with Tara Lee. After some tension on the last show, the contract-less Felicity will be looking to take out any build-up resentment on Radd this week whilst looking over her shoudler for any appearances of Star. Radd, too, has her enemies and now as the tables have turned, finds her seemingly untouchable position jeopadised since the return of Tecky and the formation of what looks to be her new team.

The Dallas Special
Sunday 13th 2009
American Airlines Arena, Dallas, Texas

Singles Match
Aphrodite vs. KibbyD
France's closest thing to a princess, apparently, Aphrodite, takes on KibbyD in what is expected to be somewhat of a grudge match as the two divas finally get their French tips on each other and look set to rip each other apart. With Kibby's resentment and anger following Aphrodite's revelation that she was the one who cut the rope at Control of the Knife, this promises to be a big match, as they finally meet in singles action in what we're expecting will be electrifying results.

Tag Team Match
Christine McQuisten & Makaze vs. Kitty Cummings & Roxie Rebel
Following her reinstatement by Tequila, Kitty Cummings finds herself with even more to prove as she teams up with Roxie Rebel - her FDV opponent. With Roxie's recent tweaks in personality and her impressive solo debut, teaming the two together would be like putting a chicken and a fox in the same shed. However, they're not at a disadvantage as Stripped Champion Makaze teams up with a woman who she hates in Christine McQuisten, following Makaze's involvement in Christine's last match, we're sure that this will be an explosive match-up.

Singles Match
Crystal Hilton vs. Mercedes Vargas
Crystal Hilton has been on somewhat of a war path in recent weeks, finally fed up of being belitted (and yes, we do wish she would be little) she has set out to prove all of her critics wrong and this week she'll get a great oppurtunity to silence those critics as she challenges Mercedes Vargas in non-title action ahead of Forsaken Destiny V. Mercedes, who was practically laughed out of the building last show, will be on a high after finally ending her feud with Luna and this week will be looking for an easy match before she meets Katie Kooper for round 2 at the anniversary pay-per-view.

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After last week's explosive show, there's a lot going on with these two specials. Katie Kooper will give an answer to Madison's plea, Tequila is back in town, Tara and Felicity are busy crashing 3WL shows and Veronica Valiant has a 50ft statue to admire and if that wasn't enough, the new look Exile is launching in Dallas (complete with predictable special guests) and the original cast of the first-ever Exile are re-united. Unmissable stuff!

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