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Sunday 30th April 2006
Bang bang, I shot you down
[The camera cuts inside the historic Tokyo Dome, the fans are chatting among themselves, as flashes from cameras come from various areas and some excitable fans scream in excitement. After several seconds, the lights drop to darkness as the fans roar loudly and flashes are aimed towards the stage. A spotlight falls onto a stage as the lead singer of Cold stands with a microphone, the introduction to the song begins to play as he sings into his microphone, walking forward.]
I could take every fucking word she says
[As the rockier chorus rolls around, a loud bang is heard as a pyro is fired from the stage into the air, hitting the ceiling and explodes in sparks. The lights resume to see Cold performing on the stage, with the leader singer pumping up the crowd. The crowd cheer for the infectious theme tune as they enjoy the performance.]
[The stage is designed so that a silver magnum faces sideways, with the video wall resting on top of it, the handle of the gun rests on one end of the stage and the trigger forms the entranceway way, with the trigger being "pulled" to allow wrestlers to enter. "Bitch Bitch Bang Bang" is written in white against the black background and a Japanese translation underneath.]
Suffocate, you suffocate
[Scooter Ward walks down the ramp to the fans, singing into the microphone with his distinctive voice. He drops to his knees and looks up around the sold-out arena as he has the microphone to his face. He sings the next verse of the song, as we see a busty Tokyo native holding up a "I <3 Cold" sign.]
I could take every fucking game you play
[As the chorus comes around, the video wall comes alive and begins to recap the matches tonight. The fans cheer for the appearances of their country's superstars such as Yuku Shiro and Keiko Nakamura, as well as their personal favourites. Scooter stands and walks back to the stage to join his band who give the performance everything they've got.]
Suffocate, you suffocate
[The lights rotate from brown, orange and red as the lead singer of Cold climbs into the trigger and continues to sing as he swings on it. The video wall continues to show recaps of the weeks leading up to Bitch Bitch Bang Bang, including Shane Rockford's big announcement on Exile, Aphrodite spraying perfume on people and Tiger Lily's debut.]
Now I'm far away from you (You're always far away)
[As the final chorus comes to an end, the rock music slows down as the lead singer of Cold walks to the front of the stage and sings the song, towards the end of the chorus he's almost acapella as the crowd cheer.]
Suffocate, you suffocate
[. He bows to signify the end of the song as a loud gunshot pierces through the arena. A bullet pyro flies out of the end of the magnum and a line of bright spark flies around the top of the arena, circling like a boomerang until it reaches above the ring where it begins to explode in bright red colours as streamers and balloons begin to fall into the ring.]
[The cameraman then pans around the cheering crowd as the cd version of "Suffocate" blasts into the arena, the director picks out the sings, capturing some of the best signs in the audience to broadcast to a global audience. The Japanese audience stand on their feet and applaud the opening of the pay-per-view, as the cameraman picks out many in Japanese and manages to find some in English. “DU is BBBBrilliant!”, “Joshi Revolution RULE!”, “Where's the albinos?!” and “Brunette's rock! Blondes suck cock!” are amongst those in the audience. We cut to ringside to see Leah and JLT smiling. JLT is wearing a white dress and a black dinner jacket to cover them, with her hair flowing. Leah sits next to her in a green top and jeans on, with perfect make-up done by the resident artist.]
JLT: Hello everyone and a very warm welcome to “Bitch Bitch Bang Bang”! Yes, it’s finally arrived! We’re coming to you live from the amazing capital of Japan, Tokyo, and what a fabulous setting for this awesome event! I’m Jamie L. Tyland and I’m joined by my trusty partner Leah, as usual, and we’re going to be taking you all the way through this fabulous extravaganza, wasn’t that an awesome performance by Cold?
Leah: Yes it was, and what a display of fireworks too. It’s a wonder my weave didn’t go up.
JLT: We’ve a barrage of great encounters coming to your way and they don’t get much bigger than our main event. Chimera defends her Unleashed Championship against Icenique, Katia and Vixen in a four corners match! I’m pumped for that one, Shane Rockford introduced the two other women as an “insurance policy”, but will that pay off tonight? Any four of those women could leave Tokyo the champion!
Leah: That’s right, it’s an open field. Everyone has a chance in that match, and the same can be said about the Rockford State Championship as Crystal Hilton defends in a triple threat match against devout Christian Quinne and Canadian boss-shagger Felicity. I’m excited for that match but it’s all too friendly for my liking, I can’t want until somebody gets shanked, unless I do it myself!
JLT: I wouldn’t like to step into the ring with any of those three, and I particularly wouldn’t want to step into the ring against Lilith either! She’s teaming up with her partner Katrina tonight to take on the Blonde Ambition for the Tag Team Championships! This feud goes back to NP3 and the Occult hope to get retribution for missing out on the titles then but I would never count out the bubbly blondes!
Leah: They’re so annoying, I hate them! We’ve also got Keiko Nakamura wrestling tonight in front of her home country so the stadium is sure to be behind her, she’s taking on “The Legend” Amanda Kauffman in singles action and I can’t wait for that match! It’s going to be a battle of wits and it’s turned really bitchy which is fabulous!
JLT: That’s right, we’ve also Tracee Nguyen and Noriko Lee wrestling tonight, they’re American-Asian women but I’m sure they’ll have the crowds support as they take on the latest addition to Divas Unleashed, Tiger Lily, and DU veteran Mystika in what’s sure to be an excellent match!
Leah: That’s right, and on top of that we’ve got Devon Aoki here to present the Diva of the Month award, the Stripped Championship match is coming up next and Shane Rockford has promised us an evening of many shocks and surprises! This is going to be great!
JLT: It sure is! It’s just a shame we don’t have any Japanese take-out to eat with us tonight, that would top off the whole experience!
Leah: Oh, I couldn’t eat Japanese food Jamie their faces make me feel sick!
Stripped Championship "Pride of France" Match
JLT: To open our show, we’ve got what looks to be one of my favourite matches on the card. A “Pride of France” match will see all the national ensigns of the European nation as a backdrop to the “beauty and the beast” feud between Aphrodite and our Stripped Champion The Unibrow!
Leah: This all started at Nuclear Pussy III, when Aphrodite assaulted The Unibrow by attacking her with a perfume bottle. Aphrodite has since gone on to claim that she’s performing a duty, to get the Stripped title off the one-browed Unibrow and “liberate” DU from that ugly woman!
JLT: I’m pretty sure that The Unibrow doesn’t want to reliquinsh her championship so easily, she’s managed to defeat some of the toughest opponents despite not having a fantastic moveset. She’s limited in the ring but she’s making history as this Stripped Champion, and I would hate to see her drop the title to someone as superficial as Aphrodite.
Leah: Oh whatever. The Unibrow is a disgrace to Divas Unleashed, is it any wonder why she has been approached so many times to be the face of Gillette? I would rather have the beautiful French model Aphrodite over the nasty-ass Unibrow anyway. Coming out here with that stupid fat man Dr. Doomsday, he’s a disgrace too, he’s always checking me out, oogling my goodies, he should know he has no chance of getting with this!
JLT: Anyway, the match itself will see Aphrodite and the Unibrow dress up in French-style clothing, and they’re allowed to use any weapons that are scattered all around the tables at ringside which represent France. I’m so excited for this one, I’m sure it’s going to be a classic!
[“Play My Game” by the Donnas hits the PA system as Aphrodite struts out with a smile on her face, the male fans cheer the French Maid’s outfit she’s wearing as Aphrodite smiles and blows kisses to the fans. The outfit pushes her boobs up, as she has a really short skirt on which reveals her long legs which are covered in black tights as she has a black feather duster in her left hand. She struts down the aisle with a wide smile on her face as Rudy accompanies her to the ring, dressed in a long evening gown with a diamond necklace and her red hair flowing. Aphrodite steps up the steel steps and enters the ring, she dances sexily to her music as the fans cheer for her body movements.]
John Roe: The following contest is a “Pride of France” match for the Stripped Champion and is scheduled for one fall and has no disqualification. Introducing first from Paris, France, at a weight of 125lbs and to be accompanied to the ring by Ruby…APHRODITE!!!
[The area gets dark, then you hear Dr. Doomsday's evil laugh. Suddenly the "Imperial March" starts playing as red lights appear on the ramp as the arena is still pitch black. Dr. Doomsday walks out with a sick smile on his face and The Unibrow behind him. Dr. Doomsday is dressed in a red and black Magician's tuxedo complete with cape, bowtie, and top hat. The Unibrow is wearing a black and white diagonal stripped top with a black skirt and French black. The Unibrow puts a finger to her pout and strikes a sexy pose, revealing her French tips. Her hair flows as a black beret sits on top of her head as she skips down to the ring, with Dr. Doomsday following her. She hops onto the apron and tosses the beret into the crowd.]
John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Miami, Florida, at a weight of 125lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Dr. Doomsday, the Stripped Champion…THE UNIBROW!!!
[The Unibrow steps into the ring and begins to mock Aphrodite’s sexy dance to applause from the fans but suddenly Aphrodite attacks her from behind with a shot to the back of the head. The music cuts out as Aphrodite begins to stop onto The Unibrow, putting the boots to the back of her head as the fans boo. Aphrodite then sits the Unibrow up and nails a soccer kick to her back which sends a thick thud around the arena. Aphrodite slides out of the ring and pulls a cover off one of the table to reveal French cuisine. On the table lies frogs legs, onions, snails, olives, garlic, quiche, baguettes, onions, muscles and oysters. There’s also a bottle of red wine and a selection of various French cheese as the Aphrodite holds her nose from the horrible smell.]
JLT: Look at all that food! Surely they’re not going to use this in this match?!
Leah: It stinks!
[Aphrodite picks up a long stick of bread and tosses it into the ring, Aphrodite then picks up a cheese and onion quiche and slides under the bottom rope. She stands ready with the quiche posed, holding it by the foil base as The Unibrow gets to her feet and turns around. Aphrodite tries to slam the quiche into The Unibrow’s face but the champion ducks as Aphrodite stumbles forwards, The Unibrow then dropkicks the quiche back into the French native’s face. Aphrodite falls into the corner and peels the foil off her face as the quiche drips to the canvas as Aphrodite tries to clear it off her face. The Unibrow runs towards her and nails a monkey flip out of the corner.]
JLT: I never thought I’d say this in pro-wrestling but Aphrodite just got a quiche to the face!
Leah: I’m loving this match!
[The Unibrow then nails an elbow drop and tries a cover but Aphrodite kicks out at two. The Unibrow slides out of the room as she pulls off a cover on a table to reveal a line of weapons shaped in the form of French landmarks. The Unibrow browses through the weapons before finally picking up a metal replica of the Eiffel Tower, she turns to head back into the ring but is met by a baseball slide from Aphrodite, sending The Unibrow flying backwards and crashing through the table of landmarks, with the heavy items rolling down on top of her.]
[Aphrodite then climbs to the top rope and perches as the Unibrow finds her feet, shaking off the weight and stumbling to regain her balance. Aphrodite then leaps from the top rope with an attempted tornado DDT but The Unibrow catches her and counters the move by tosses Aphrodite onto the top of the steel steps, as Aphrodite lands front first into the steel.]
JLT: That had to hurt! That was a great counter by the Unibrow!
Leah: There’s rumour that her monobrow has magical powers. Well, that and lice.
[The Unibrow heads towards Aphrodite and rams her head into the steel. The Unibrow then picks up Aphrodite and gets her into a piledriver position, ready to nail her as she nails a “UNI-slam” sit down tombstone into the steel steps. Aphrodite’s head bounces off the steel and falls awkwardly to land face-down on the padded floor.]
[The Unibrow then rolls Aphrodite back into the ring. The Unibrow then picks up a replica of the Arc de Triumph and tosses it into the ring, along with a foot-high metal version of the Eiffel Tower. The Unibrow then yanks another cover of a selection of items at ringside to reveal an array of French art. There’s an array of various paintings and modern art including a glass ball, a trash can filled with coloured paper and a cat made out of papier-mâché. The Unibrow picks up a painting of a river and slides it into the ring, and empties the trash can at ringside and tosses that over the top rope.]
JLT: The Unibrow is tossing all kinds of things into the ring, she must mean business here tonight! She’s usually a lot more reserved than this, Aphrodite must have awaked something within her!
Leah: I hope Aphrodite beats her! I’m tired of having a champion that still lives with their parents was “Cashier of the Week” at Wal-mart! It’s unacceptable, no actually, it’s embarrassing!
[Aphrodite finds her feet as the Unibrow picks up a trash can. The Unibrow charges towards Aphrodite with the can but Aphrodite side steps as Unibrow hits the corner, lodging the can between the second ropes. The Unibrow then turns as she’s met with a kick from Aphrodite, followed up with a snap DDT into the canvas. Aphrodite then pulls a mirror out of her bra and begins to check her face, still wiping some quiche from it and shakes her head. Aphrodite then turns and is startled to find the Unibrow, who wields a painting and smashes it across Aphrodite’s head. Aphrodite falls to the canvas as The Unibrow covers with an attempted pin.]
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[Aphrodite kicks out.]
[The Unibrow then thumps the canvas as Dr. Doomsday calls her over. Doomsday begins to whisper in her ear as the Unibrow listens intently, Doomsday then looks at the champion who looks confused, Doomsday rolls his eyes and begins to repeat what he said into her ear. Meanwhile, Aphrodite has found her feet. She comes from behind to Unibrow and grabs a chunk of her hair, Aphrodite then spins her around and whips her into the turnbuckle, the Unibrow hits it and hits the trash can lodged there. Aphrodite charges towards her and nails a spear to the mid-section, as the Unibrow’s driven into the trash can even more. Aphrodite then follows up by propping the Unibrow on the top rope.]
JLT: It looks like Aphrodite might be going for “The Beauty Treatment”!
Leah: I don’t know, she’s doing something else now!
[Aphrodite slides out of the ring and picks up a plate of snails. She then picks up the plate of frogs leg and slides them onto the same plate, making a snail-frogs legs combo. Aphrodite then slides back into the ring and puts the plate in the center. Aphrodite then smiles, adjusting her hair as she runs towards the Unibrow and nails a diamond cutter from the top rope, planting The Unibrow face first onto the plate of French cuisine. The fans cheer as Aphrodite sits up and smiles, she rolls the champion over to reveal her with sticky goo on her face from the snails, and a frog’s leg hanging out of her mouth.]
Leah: Eww! That’s just nasty! I feel sick now!
[Aphrodite then covers as the referee slides into position.]
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[The Unibrow gets her shoulder up.]
JLT: How in the hell did she do that?!
Leah: Excuse me, while I go gag!
[Aphrodite looks pissed as she climbs to her feet. She stands and begins to yell at the referee, pointing at him and then after a host of verbal abuse, Aphrodite storms towards the referee but slips on the mess from the shattered snails and falls to the canvas. Aphrodite then begins to scream from all the sticky stuff in her hair and rolls out of the ring towards Ruby, who immediately begins to brush the food out of her hair and off her maid’s outfit.]
[Meanwhile, Dr. Doomsday has took it upon himself to climb to the top rope. He struggles for his balance but Aphrodite notices him and points to him. Aphrodite and Ruby then begin to pick up the onions and begin to throw them at him, Doomsday tries to dodge them as they’re fired at him like cannon balls. The camera cuts to Leah at ringside, who wipes the tears from her eyes.]
JLT: It looks like he’s going to fly! Well, he does have a cape!
Leah: I fucking hate this match! These damn onions are making me cry! Then there’s that awful stench from cheese and garlic and seafood all rolled into one! This is nasty!
JLT: Are you sure the smell is coming from the food and not Dr. Doomsday?
[The onions run out as Doomsday then begins to pose for a plancha as the fans cheer. Aphrodite then picks up the red wine bottle, as Ruby and Aphrodite look at each other and nod. Aphrodite then tosses it at Doomsday as it clips him on the top of the head, as Doomsday looks dizzy and falls forward, falling from the turnbuckle to the padded floor on the outside.]
JLT: Oh my God! Are you sure Doomsday is okay?!
Leah: Who cares?! That was some funny shit!
[Aphrodite and Ruby then sigh and high five each other, they both turn back to the ring when suddenly the Unibrow flies through the ropes with a suicide dive, as all three women fall backwards into the food table and crash on the outside of the ring and lie on the floor. The various foods lie on top of them as the referee begins to count a 10 count.]
JLT: What a move by the Unibrow!
Leah: Now they’re all out on the outside! Including that buffoon Doomsday and the ass-kisser Ruby!
[After several moments, Aphrodite and the Unibrow both find their feet. The Unibrow slides into the ring to restart the count out as Aphrodite heads over to the French art table, she picks up a glass ball and places it on the ring apron. Aphrodite then picks up some of the pink tissues from the emptied trash can and begins to tab her face, ignoring the referee’s count and checking her appearance by having a fan take a picture of it on his digital camera, and then showing it to her. Aphrodite then nods her hair and kisses the fan on the cheek as the referee approaches “9”.]
JLT: Aphrodite needs to get into the ring or she’s going to be counted out!
[Aphrodite slides into the ring at the last second. Aphrodite then runs towards the Unibrow but the Unibrow manages to nail a back elbow as Aphrodite stumbles backwards. The Unibrow then pulls Aphrodite into a sit down tombstone position but Aphrodite manages to wriggle free and land on her feet. The Unibrow then drops to the canvas and nails a school boy to Aphrodite, pulling her into a cover.]
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[Aphrodite rolls out.]
[The Unibrow then leaps to her feet but Aphrodite nails a stiff kick to the face as The Unibrow stumbles backwards and almost slips on the snail-frogs legs from earlier in the match. Aphrodite then picks up the glass ball from the apron as The Unibrow nails her finishing “UNI-girl” running schoolboy. Aphrodite falls backwards out of the pinning move but managed to roll out with the ball still in her hands, The Unibrow then finds her feet. Aphrodite then slams The Unibrow across the head with the glass ball, the glass shatters and is sent flying in a thousand different directions as the Unibrow falls unconsciously to the canvas.]
JLT: Holy shit!
Leah: That’s a KO if I ever saw one!
[Aphrodite then lies across The Unibrow in a pinfall position, hooking both of the legs as the referee slides into position.]
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JLT: She did it!
John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Stripped Champion…APHRODITE!!!
[Aphrodite then sits up with a smug look on her face as “Play My Game” resumes. The camera zooms in on the Unibrow’s face, which has blood trickling out of it and some shards of glass stuck in her forehead. Ruby then leaps up and down on the outside.]
JLT: Aphrodite has ended the mammoth reign of the Unibrow! The French model has become the brand new Stripped Champion! Look at how smug she looks! Can you believe this?
Leah: It was all a matter of time before DU was finally “liberated” from that ugly piece of human specimen! DU is all about the beautiful people, Jamie.
JLT: Actually, I can see past the Unibrow’s brow. I think she happens to be very pretty, but anyway, what a match we’ve had!
[The referee hands Aphrodite her new championship belt as the French model snatches it from him and begins to hold it over her head as she does a sexy dance in her maid’s outfit. Ruby climbs into the ring and begins to applaud her friend. Aphrodite then smiles widely as she hugs her new championship belt, she gives a dirty look to the Unibrow as she hops out of the ring. The camera cuts to show Dr. Doomsday and the Unibrow both being tended to by medics as Aphrodite heads up the ramp with a delighted expression on her face.]
JLT: What a way to open the show! We have a brand new champion, granted one that I don’t like, but that was a fabulous match and I hope the rest of the night is as exciting as this!
Leah: Go Aphrodite! She’s a sexy biatch!
[“Invincible” by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system as the fans leap to their feet going ballistic.]
Leah: What the hell, she ain’t even got a match tonight!!
JLT: Still doesn’t mean she can’t come out here and bring these fans to their feet, this IS her home town!!
[Yuku Shiro calmly steps out onto the ramp way wearing her hair in a female samurai type do, a long blue leather duster trench coat with a huge black and white Tiger etched on the back. Underneath that she has on a blue and black bikini. Her outfit is finished off with low cut tight blue jeans, black biker boots, and fingerless black leather gloves. She adjusts the black shades on her face as she soaks in the roar of the crowd.]
JLT: Folks we’re grace here tonight by the legendary Yuku Shiro in her home town of Tokyo Japan, and the crowd is going NUTS here!
Leah: She use to friggin live here for most of her life, what she need to come out and say that she hasn’t said already>?
JLT: Maybe if you shut up you might hear and learning something.
Leah: All I need to learn is how to eat, shit, fuck, take men’s money, spend it, and die.
JLT: I see YOU didn’t go to college.
[Shiro slowly and calmly makes her way to the ring, as the fans cheer her on. Yuku hops on the apron, dips through the ropes, walks over to a turnbuckle, and hops on the second ropes looking out into the crowd. Slowly she raises a gloved fist into the air causing the roar of the crowd to elevating to deafening proportions. Shiro hops down, and pulls out a microphone as her music dies down. She walks around prepared to speak, but is cut off by a deafening chant from the crowd.]
Fans: SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!!
Leah: Pathetic.
JLT: They’re showing respect to one of their home town hero’s you jerk.
Leah: I’ll JERK you in a minute.
Yuku Shiro: Konichiwa! It feels SO good to be back home! I would love to talk in my native tongue, but Shane and Tequila are too cheap to get a translation system for this Pay-Per-View, so I have to speak English for the fans abroad.
[Boos erupts from the crowd as Tequila suck chants begin to erupt.]
Yuku Shiro: I remember when I first started out in this business training not too far from the Tokyo Dome with Wendy Richter, and I won my FIRST Divas Unleashed title and second World title in another promotion RIGHT HERE.
JLT: That she did.
Leah: Shut the fuck up.
[The crowd erupts cheering as a chant erupts again.]
Fans: SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!! SHIRO!!!
Yuku Shiro: There’s a saying that goes it always feels good to come home, and everytime I get to tour here, I get butterflies in my stomach, and I won’t lie, when I see the first glimpse of the main land I have to cover my face, so everyone else doesn’t see my cry.
[The crowd erupts cheering as Shiro gets a bit misty eyed.]
Yuku Shiro: You know…since coming back to Divas Unleashed which was a year, and getting accustom to the vast changes in this company. We have a list full of very talented Divas who come out here, and put on awesome shows, I might not see eye to eye with some of them, but I do respect them, the new rookies working their way up, and the vets who stay to keep the foundation of this great company strong. Anyway, I was thinking back to when I first debuted in this company, and the good times like when I won the Divas Unleashed Tag titles with my now ex-wife Tara, and the not so good times, and then not so good times like when Star and company came out here, and jumped me.
[Boos erupts from the crowd as Star suck chants begin to erupt, Yuku looks around with a devilish smile on her face.]
Leah: Disrespectful little…
JLT: Be CAREFUL what you say, or you’ll get us sued for sure.
Yuku Shiro: Speaking of our former two time Unleashed Champion, and also Hall of Famer, there was ONE good time I had with her, and this will SHOCK people, but the BEST memory I have of Star is when she BEAT me for the Unleashed Champion.
JLT: What?
Leah: What the fuck?
[The crowd erupts in confusion, as Shiro puts her hand up trying to explain.]
Yuku Shiro: Yes it’s true; take away the fact that there was a title on the line. I look at that match again and again and hands down to the very END; of all the female competitors I have faced in my years in this business, I put Star right up there next to me. She pushed me to the limit and we pulled out ALL the stops…I loved every minute of it. Loved it so much…I wanna do it again.
[The crowd erupts again in total shock.]
JLT: What?
Leah: She ain’t Stone Cold you friggin moron! You heard what she said!!
Yuku Shiro: I know this microphone ain’t broken, and I know Star is at home on her plush couch, laying next to her husband to be, with a dumb look on her face trying to figure out if her television is on the fritz. No bitch it ain’t. And yes bitch I’m calling you out, and I’m calling you out on the biggest stage of this business….FORSAKEN DESTINY 3.
JLT: WHAT?
Leah: Say what again!! I fuckin dare you too!!
Yuku Shiro: You hearing me Star? I hope you didn’t plan your wedding or honeymoon anywhere near the month of May, because you’re gonna have a hard time walking down that aisle or getting your freak on, with the limp I wanna give you. One on one, Legend versus Legend, not for the Unleashed title, or any title for that matter. Strictly bragging rights, you came on this show a couple of months ago running your mouth off about me, and I could still see that spark in your eyes, now I wanna see if you still got it. I wanna know if you’re still the Star that somehow kicked out of my Life Hammer, which no one in this company has EVER done other than you, or are you just a bitter old bitch full of hot air. One more time, one final dance…you claim to be the Queen of this business, well let’s see if you still got the blue blood to put your crown on and either beat or BOW DOWN to the Queen of Queens, before I go BACK to my throne!
[“Invincible” by Pat Benatar blasts from the PA system as the fans go ballistic, while Yuku walks over to a turnbuckle again, and hops on the second ropes looking out into the crowd. She raises a gloved fist into the air causing the roar of the crowd to elevating to defining proportions; then hops down exiting the ring heading to the back as they continue to cheer her on.]
JLT: I can’t believe what I heard!! OW!! Why did you hit me?!
Leah: I warned you about saying what!!
JLT: Bitch! Anyway folks, shock city has hit this Pay-Per-View as Yuku Shiro has called out Star for a one on one match of all places Forsaken Destiny 3!! Will Star respond to this challenge? Only time will tell WOW! Unbelievable!
[The scene opens up to the backstage hallways of the arena. The show has already begun, and many of the workers backstage hustle around frantically trying to make all of their deadlines for tonight’s show. The camera pans closer to the ground where Tiger Lily, dressed in work out attire, has a portable stereo plugged into an outlet and is strewn out on a yoga mat with her legs pulled behind her head.]
Lady on radio: Now hold this pose and take a deep breath, allowing the positive energy to flow through your veins…
[Tiger Lily closes her eyes and takes a deep breath.]
Tiger Lily: A deep breath…
[She exhales.]
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