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Sunday 27th June 2004
God’s pity babies at play
A spiritual prologue too vague
Python’s venom injected into pure veins
A sequel will come
A sequel will come
A sequel will come
[A limousine is shown pulling up. It is being guided by two police motorcycles and two white Mercedes. The limo’s windows are tinted and has two Philadelphia flags flying from the front of the car, the fleet comes to a halt. A highly overweight security gets out of the white car, he then opens the door of the limousine.]
[Star emerges wearing a black dress with a tiara on, diamond earrings and other bling. She smiles as the security guards lead her into the arena as a cocky lock comes over her face. She stops and speaks to one of her guards.]
Star: If I don’t get my title back before the match tonight, tell Katrina that I will have her arrested and eliminated from the UN match and also fined $25, 000 for emotional damages to myself. Thanks Frank.
[The guard nods and Star dismisses him. She struts into the arena when suddenly a loud crash is heard slamming behind her, she leaps around to see a knife rattling on the floor. Star then looks up the ceiling with a shocked expression as coy giggling is heard. Star’s cockiness is damaged.]
[We cut to the arena where it drops to darkness as the fans cheer with excitement. A low growl is heard as a line of fire is seen around the stage, the lights resume as the stage is designed as a demon’s head. With it’s mouth with two sharp teeth being the entrance way, and both it’s eyes being a cage and behind it flames.]
[“Head Like A Hole” by Nine Inch Nails plays as the band itself appear on the stage, the crowd then begins to cheer and scream as they bop with the music. On the video screen plays a vignette of the feuds leading up to the event including Star versus DU with all the divas in the match being flashed on the screen. The group come to end as the fans cheer.]
[We then take a sharp cut to JLT and Leah sitting at ringside, Leah is wearing a top hat and JLT seems bemused by it.]
Leah: Welcome everybody to Demonology II, the sequel! We’re live from Star’s hometown of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and we have an explosive pay per view coming at your tonight. I’m Leah Bracknull and I’m joined by the lesbian in denial who doesn’t want to come out to her husband because it’s trendy to be lesbo at the minute, JLT!
JLT: What?! That’s so not true. I’m not even going to dignify that with a response, I can’t wait to Renegade get’s back. Back to the script though Leah, we have the first ever “United Nations” match when Star takes on 24 other divas. Some we know, some we don’t, and Tequila has said to expect some surprises.
Leah: I can’t wait for that match later on this evening, apparently the board of directors, crew members and even I are placing bets in a pool for who will come out on top tonight. I’ve placed mine firmly on Star, she is the best champion we’ve ever had and she’s going remain the Queen for one more night.
JLT: I think you’re wrong, I’m going with Yuku Shiro tonight. Lady Devil Fist may have upset Kaci Russell, the Bod Squad and Tequila on Exile, but that provides more pressure on her to come out on top.
Leah: That’s not all we have for you tonight though folks, we have Crystal defending her Stripped Championship against Icenique and Tara Lee-Shiro in a “ménage a trios” match. With a treat for the male fans being they have to dress up in maid outfits and they can use whatever maid-like weapons they have against each other.
JLT: Nobody can rid Felicity of the humiliation and teasing she has suffered over the last months thanks to Hope and Faith Clarkson. After a lesbian kiss, Felicity has been ridiculed by the tag champs and now hopes to avenge them once and for all.
Leah: It’s a cage match so nobody can interfere, and in the cage are leather straps so they can really put it to their opponents. If Felicity does win the titles tonight, she will win them without a partner so therefore she gets to choose who she reigns with.
JLT: Mya has successfully reignited an old grudge with Tequila, she challenged the head of the board of directors to match but Tecky turned her down and decided that she would be the one to pick Mya’s opponent. Any idea who she will choose Leah?
Leah: I think somebody from their past, like maybe Jackman will return and kill her like he murdered Indigo? But to open the show this evening we have Mystika taking on Athena for the Askai Championship.
JLT: That should be an interesting match Leah, and we also have our very special guest Kelis in attendance tonight and just to note, this is Star’s hometown. They adore her like the princess she thinks she is here, so have your vomit bags at the ready!
Askai Championship
[The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring, with Askai Championship held above her head.]
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlmen... the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the Divas Unleashed ASKAI CHAMPIONSHIP! Making her way to the ring from Death Valley, California... she is the Divas Unleashed Askai Champion... MYSTIKA!!!
[Mystika reaches the ring as Athena's music hits the PA system. Athena rushes to the ring and slides under the bottom rope before John Roe can announce her, and Demonology II gets under way.]
Leah: Athena is ready to roll!
JLT: That's it missy, no more drug innuendos!
Leah: Damn you woman! Look at Athena! She's off the chain!
[Athena has cornered Mystika into the turnbuckle with a flurry of punches, leaving the Askai Champion reeling. Athena finally pulls Mystika to the ropes and whips her across the ring, and as Mystika comes back from the ropes, Athena leaps into the air and takes down Mystika with a dropkick. Athena makes quick haste to return to her feet, as she begins kicking away at Mystika, being sure to keep the attack on the champion. Athena quickly pulls Mystika up again after a few more stiff kicks to Mystika's gut, but Mystika hits an inside cradle!]
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[Athena kicks out and both divas jump to their feet. Athena goes to clothline Mystika, but she ducks the arm, and then grabs it from behind, taking Athena down to the mat with a modified arm-bar! Athena's chest hits the mat hard and Mystika keeps the submission on her opponent. Athena slowly works her way up to her knees, and then flips over onto her back, breaking Mystika's submission hold, but Mystika hangs onto Athena's arm. Athena then jumps up to her feet and as Mystika rises to her feet, goes to clothline Mystika again, but as Mystika holds onto her other arm, wraps Mystika into a uniquely positioned DDT and drives Mystika's head into the canvas!]
Leah: What the hell was that?!
JLT: A... very unorthodox DDT? Like Mystika's hands where using Athena's right arm as a handle bar on a roller coaster right into the canvas...
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[Mystika kicks out! Athena gets to her feet with a disgruntled look on her face, but continues with the match and begins to pick up Mystika. Mystika suddenly wraps her arms around Athena's waist however and hits a fisherman suplex! Athena slams onto the canvas and Mystika rolls onto her stomach before slowly making her way to her feet, grabbing her injured head.]
[Athena rolls to her feet and sees Mystika rising in the corner. Athena charges at Mystika and delivers a huge shoulder right into Mystika's gut! Athena then extends her leg up to Mystika's neck, and begins choking her with her foot as the crowd loves the view of Athena's extended legs. Athena then releases the hold and props Mystika on the turnbuckle! Athena climbs up the ropes and then signals for a frankensteiner! As Athena wraps her legs around Mystika's head and begins to lean back, Mystika flies off the top rope with a powerbomb!!! Athena's back crashes hard on the mat and Mystika quickly covers!]
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[Athena kicks out! Mystika gets up irate when suddenly the arena becomes shrouded in darkness and "Mindfeilds" by Prodigy hits the PA system! As Angel's entrance theme gets a huge reaction from the crowd, the lights come back on and Mystika looks all around her for Angel to appear. Angel is no where to be seen however, and Athena suddenly hits Mystika from behind with a school girl roll-up!!!]
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John Roe: Here is your winner, and NEW ASKAI CHAMPION.... ATHENA!!!
[Mystika gets up even madder as Athena slides out of the ring and grabs the Askai Championship! She holds it as she smiles and goes back up the ramp, with Mystika glaring at her before screaming inside the ring and pounding the canvas. She screams out "ANGEL!!!" before sliding out of the ring and proceeding backstage.]
Leah: Well, it seems Angel has caused Mystika even more problems. First burning Chester with coffee, and now helping her lose the Askai Championship? That's cold...
JLT: ... indeed. Go Athena!
[Backstage Cleopatra is seen lying on a double bed with two handsome hunks fanning her with giant leaves as she sips red wine for a crystal glass. She smiles as a ‘slave’ paints her toenails and another sits at her side waiting for her every beck and call.]
[She then hears something and removes the hair from her face and sits up, she stares into the direction the sound was coming from and smirks. She then pours her glass of wine over the pedicurist’s head and snarls.]
Cleopatra: Sweetie, you no fashion coordination, you stink of olives and you’re doing a lousy job painting my toes. Aquamarine? What am I, a mermaid? You’re fired and if you ever step foot in America again I shall have you killed!
[The pedicurist runs off crying. Cleopatra stands up and as the camera pans around to see Hope and Faith talking to a woman with brown hair, unmasked, with the Grace costume on. Cleopatra then whistles and the women goes to turn around but the camera cuts away. Cleopatra then shouts.]
Cleopatra: Oooh! You’re Grace! WOW! What a shock!
[Hope and Faith then run towards Cleopatra down into her sun bed making it smash as Grace then appears with her mask now on. The trio then begin to pummel her with kicks before scooping her up and tossing her into a locker room. The trio then make a mad dash as they run away from the Queen of the Nile trying to keep Grace’s anonymity.]
Leah: Does Cleopatra know who Grace is?! I think she does! She has brown hair though, we know that. That limits it a little!
[Cleopatra falls through the door of a locker room and falls into an open suitcase as clothes fly into the air and a lacy thong lands on her face. The stylish diva tosses it off her face and leaps to her feet facing Tara Lee-Shiro clad in a black and white maid outfit.]
Tara Lee-Shiro: What the bloody hell are you doing?
Cleopatra: Me?! What the bloody hell are you wearing?
Tara Lee-Shiro: It’s for my match actually, I have a shot at the Stripped Championship. Now what the hell are you doing bursting into my room and going through my stuff?
Cleopatra: Hope and Faith tossed me in here! I know who Grace is! It’s –
Tara Lee-Shiro: I don’t care! I’m a ménage a trios match later on this evening, I have to practise using my tea trays and polish on people!
Cleopatra: Here’s a practise for you…CLEAN!!
Tara Lee-Shiro: No! Now I’m going to see if I can put some window cleaner into Crystal’s martini. Goodbye. You better not be here when I get back!
[Tara leaves the room in her outfit as the camera zooms in a pondering face belonging to Cleopatra.]
Cleopatra: Crystal huh? Hmm…
[The camera cuts backstage to Loni’s dressing room. Summer is there and she
has a surprise for Loni.]
Summer: Loni.
Loni: What?
Summer: Here. I got you a little something. You know, to make up for my
boo-boo?
Loni: Summer, I am representing IRAN! Unless you got the keys to Fort Knox
in that box. I’m still pissed at you.
Summer: Loni please?! I thought I was doing the right thing. If I could have
I would have gotten you Georgia, but unfortunately it is not a country, but
a state.
Loni: News Flash! There is a country called Georgia. It’s somewhere in
Eastern Europe, but that wouldn’t have worked for me either. I mean, c’mon
Summer what about countries like Bermuda, The Bahamas, or even the Virgin
Isles? At least they are a little closer to home.
Summer: Yeah right, there is no way you could represent the VIRGIN Isles.
What were you, sixteen when you lost YOURS?
Loni: Ha, Ha. Thirteen if it matters.
Summer: Thirteen?! Damn you started young!
Loni: Oh, Screw You Summer. Give me that damn box.
Summer: I know you are going to so love this.
[Loni has a seat and removes the ribbon that is securing the box. Opening
the inner wrapping, Loni pulls out in disbelief…………………….a belly dancer
outfit?]
Loni: What the….
Summer: I knew you would like it. I did some research and found out that
Belly Dancers were the rage in Arabia.
Loni: ……………………………
Summer: Well don’t just stand there. Put it on! And also I got this great
idea.
Loni: Idea?
Summer: Yes! It will work perfectly in generating some heat for you as you
enter the Rumble.
Loni: Please explain.
Summer: Ok, it goes like this. When you go out to the ring, you’ll be
dressed in your outfit waving…..Oh I almost forgot. Here.
Loni: A mini Iranian flag?
Summer: Yes! See you go out in your outfit wearing the outfit and waving the
flag. Before you enter the ring you get the mike and call all Americans bad
names and then you go – “Iran Number One – Russia Number One – America” –
and then you spit onto the mike.
Loni: God please tell me this headache will go away. Please, please, please.
Let’s go over this again. I go out dressed in this, waving this flag, and
saying Russia and Iran are number one and spit?
Summer: I knew you would like it.
Loni: Two problems.
Summer: What’s that?
Loni: Ok first. This gimmick was done years ago, by the Iron Shiek and
Nikolia Volkoff. Second Who in the HELL is the Russian going to be?
Summer: **(Smiles)**
Loni: Oh shit no.
**KNOCK-KNOCK-KNOCK**
Summer: Come in.
Stagehand: Hey is Miss Persian here.
Loni: Yeah, I’m here……...barely.
Stagehand: Ma’am, I have an urgent message for you.
Summer: I’ll take it. Now run along, we have a match to get ready for. Thank
youuuuu.
Loni: Give me the note.
Summer: I’ll read it to you. Get dressed.
Loni: Summer, give me the note.
Summer: Loni. I bet you never expected to here from me again, but we have a
serious problem…….
Loni: What?
Summer: It’s about Brian.
Loni: Give Me That! It’s pretty serious, I’ll explain everything when you
get here. Yes it’s that bad. There is a ticket waiting for you at Philly
International. I’ll meet you at the airport when your plane
arrives…………..Scott.
[Loni slowly sits down and stares into space. Summer a little confused and
worried kneels down next to Loni and brushes the hair from tearful eyes.]
Summer: Loni?
Loni: I have to go.
Summer: What is it Loni? Who is Brian and Scott?
Loni: I can’t explain right now. Oh God! Summer, I have to leave…….Now!
Summer: Now? Loni, you have a match coming up. This is possibly your biggest
break. You can’t just get up and walk away from that. This match….
Loni: FUCK THE MATCH!…….Summer, there are some things more important than
matches.
Summer: But Loni, what if they ask what happened?
Loni: I don’t know, you’ll come up with something.
Summer: But what if they don’t like the answer I give them? What should I
say then?
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