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Sunday 25th September 2005
All resulting in one brutal bout
Glamour is the crucial key
To a perfect victory
Drop Dead Gorgeous 2005
[The opening to “Drop Dead Gorgeous” begins to play. Two lights follow each other down in a spinning motion to the top of two ‘stars’, once each star is light up in all it’s blue glory, it the white material in the front bursts open. In one stands the figure of Shirley Manson, and in the next one stands Gwen Stefani. As the music hits a rockier beat, both women walk forward out of their stars and walk down golden steps to the stage.]
[The stage is designed in a semi-circle, having a lining of lights similar to that of a catwalk. There is a ramp which has purple stars imprinted on them. The two stars then automatically move sideways to reveal a large rectangle shaped screen on either side of them. There is a large purple star above the entranceway, with “Drop Dead Gorgeous” written on it in pink writing.]
[Gwen dances with her huge-heeled blue shoes and a black skirt and white top which has ‘Gorgeous’ in black writing on her, with her platinum hair tied up into a high ponytail. Shirley is wearing a blue dress, with golden shoes and blue-stripped socks heading up to just under her knees, her red hair covers one of her eyes. Shirley struts forward and sings into her microphone.]
Backwords words, he got 'em
[Both of the rock chicks sing the chorus of the song as Gwen’s infamous Harajuka Girls appear in the background and dance in time with each other. All styled in similar fashion to Gwen, with ponytails and braids, and ‘Gorgeous’ written on them in some way.]
I know my ex-boyfriend lies
[Shirley finishes the chorus as Gwen takes over. Gwen dances to the front of the stage, and then runs backwards around the edge.]
Yeah - end of, stop sulking
[The British babe and the Japan-lovin Gwen sing the chorus once again. As the song enters a rocky solo, Gwen makes her way down the ramp, she smiles as she dances down to the ring. She slaps some of the fans hands, and then climbs up the stairs on the apron of the ring and sings for a few minutes before stepping into the ring. Her Harajuku girls form a line on the ramp, and dance in their own freestyle.]
I know my ex-boyfriend lies
[Shirley remains on the stage, as the song draws to a close, Gwen raises her arms in the ring as purple pyros shoot out to the rafters of the arena as the fans cheer. Shirley takes a bow and smiles, as purple mist engulfs her from behind.]
[We pan around the arena and catch sight of some of the signs in attendance. The fans rise to their feet, their faces full of excitement as the South America crowd chant and cheer. Amongst the collection of foreign Spanish languages, we catch sight of some the best English signs. “Bloo is cool!”, “Laura is one fat bitch!” and “Dad, I’m gay!” are picked out by the cameramen. We cut to the commentary table, where JLT sits in a red-dress, with a diamond necklace and diamond earrings. She smiles politely, next to her is Leah dressed in her casual attire, with her short hair gelled up as she winks and starts to make faces at the camera.]
JLT: Hello everybody! You’re joining us live from Buenos Aires, Argentina and let me tell you we have such an explosive show for you tonight! It’s “Drop Dead Gorgeous”, it’s finally here! I’m Jamie L. Tyland and I’m joined as always by the very controversial Leah.
Leah: Why thank you Jamie. We have an awesome show tonight! It’s so hot you’ll get a tan just by watching it! For the next three hours, you’ll be enjoying a white knuckle ride, so you better buckle up and make sure you have plenty of alcohol!
JLT: Unless you’re underage, then just make sure you have plenty of Pepsi. Leah, we have to talk about our main event tonight, we’ll definitely be crowning a brand new Unleashed Champion as Icenique and Laura wrestle in that very ring. The championship is vacant, so tonight we’ll see the start of either an Icenique or Laura reign! These two have wrestled before and it’s been pretty close, I’m stumped to pick a winner tonight!
Leah: We’ll have to wait and see. Mystika defends her Rockford State Championship against Ciara Demillo in a cage match. There will be no escape for either women, Mystika has basically obliterated the Rockford division since she won the belt at the beginning of the year, could Ciara be the one to pry it from her fingers? Ciara certainly has been looking fearsome recently, she very well capture her first piece of gold tonight!
JLT: Yes indeed. Talking about capturing gold, Katrina and Sexy Amanda fight it out in a ladder match. This all started when Katrina and Kristin Wallace-Hudson, or the Accomplishments, stole Amanda’s tag team championships and pinned them on themselves. Tonight it’s more uncharted territory though, as both women don’t even know what will be above the ring, they don’t know what they’re fighting for!
Leah: I know, but apparently if I say anything I have to listen to Paris Hilton’s album, which is just horrifying. We also have the debut of Syren tonight too, as she teams with Jasmine Vega to take on Lilith and Noriko Lee. Lilith has been gunning for Jasmine in recent weeks and will hope to secure yet another victory over the popstar in her pay per view debut. Syren will also look for a win to get her career off to a kickstart, I’m looking forward to seeing them in action!
JLT: Kimberly Kendrick has her work cut out as the dark diva has to take on not one, but two divas tonight. She’ll be representing Felicity as she battles Carley Monroe and Tequila in a handicap match. Tequila will hope to avenge the fact that Felicity is pregnant with her boyfriend’s baby, and she has the advantage with the former Askai Champion Carley on her side. I’m excited to see that one!
Leah: Me too! Did you see Kimberly likes to play with candle wax? Anyway, we’ve got Bloo and Natalie Joyner going head to head in a “straight” wrestling match. There will be no outside interference, just straight and pure wrestling. Bloo might have to work a little harder, she can’t afford to rely on Trixie this time, and at least we’ll see clean wrestling! I think Natalie Joyner needs to break out of Ciara’s shadow too, this will be a great way to do it with a victory at a pay per view like this!
JLT: Indeed it will. The third of three championships being decided tonight is the Askai Championship as Dame Barbara joins us especially on loan from 3WL to take on the 16-year-old Star Wars fanatic Shayla Walker. I’m excited to see that, there’s 40 years separating them in age and experience, I’ll be looking forward to see who comes out on top. It would be pretty impressive for Shayla to emerge the victor, but Dame Barbara is the favourite for me.
Leah: That’s not all though. We have the retirement of Star, the return of Ashley T. Bopper’s interview show and many more surprises and excitement. I’m really psyched for this event Jamie, I can feel it. At first I thought it was gas, but I think it’s excitement.
JLT: Me too! It’s basically DU’s pay per view comeback!
Leah: YAY!
Tag Team Match
JLT: The next match all stems from, well, an autograph. Since Jasmine’s arrived in Divas Unleashed she hasn’t had the best luck, she’s been assaulted by Lilith several times and was defeated by the Demon Goddess last week on Exile.
Leah: I know, Jasmine Vega may have sold however many albums and have an impressive entrance but I’m pretty disappointed by her wrestling. It should be interesting to see Syren too, she’s debuting in this match.
JLT: Alongside Noriko Lee who is making her pay per view debut, Noriko has been on a rampage recently, she’s been attacking people left and right with that Singapore cane. I hope that Ryoko keeps the cane to herself this week an doesn’t screw up the match.
Leah: I don’t know how likely that’s going be Jamie.
[The arena goes pitch black and its silent for a moment leaving the crowd wondering what's going on. A picture of a flashing siren is shown on the titanron and sirens start going off as "Red Hot" begins to blast through out the arena. Fog starts emerging around the stage area. Red pyros shoot straight up and across the stage into the air. A stripper cage is seen lowered onto the stage as the sparks from the pyros begin to fall. As the cage is set on the stage the fog clears and dancing in it is Jasmine Vega! The crowd go in uproar cheering loudly for the blonde bombshell. Jasmine exits the cage and waves and blow kisses into the crowd. She makes her way down the ramp way slapping fans hands. She walks up the steel steps and goes through the middle rope giving the guys a sneak peak of her booty. Jasmine enters the ring and goes to the center of the stage and as she lifts her arms up in the air gold pyros explode into the air.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match, introducing first; from London, England; at a weight of 120lbs...JASMINE VEGA!!!
[Syren comes down to her theme song, "Take My Breath Away" by Berlin. Pyros fire off on both sides in one steady stream of fireworks. She climbs in the ring via the bottom rope and blows kisses to the crowd. Afterwards, she climbs on each of the four turnbuckles and waves at the fans, before getting ready for the match.]
John Roe: Her partner; from Mesa Verde, Arizona; at a weight of 142lbs, to be accompanied by Mystic J...SYREN!!!
["Planet Hell" by Nightwish plays over the PA system and the arena fades to darkness. A red strobe falls over the stage as a wall of falls form in a cylinder style. The flames die down, and Lilith rises up from them with her daughter Charmion by her side. Lilith steps through the flames and walks slowly down to the ring, staring at people in the audience. When she steps into the ring, ravens are released and flutter around the arena. Charmion stands on the apron, her body formed in a cross position as she leans against the ropes.]
John Roe: Introducing their opponents, first; from Cherry Falls, Hell; at a weight of 252lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Charmion...LILITH!!!
["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Ryoko Kazami is behind her with singapore cane in hand. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.]
John Roe: Introducing her partner; from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 113lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Ryoko Kazami...NORIKO LEE!!!
[The referee calls for the bell. Noriko and Jasmine confront each other, as Syren exits the ring and walks around the outside to her position on the turnbuckle. Noriko slaps Jasmine across the face, Jasmine retaliates by slapping her back. Noriko hits the ropes and bounces back, slamming all her might into Jasmine’s chest as Jasmine stumbles backwards. Lilith catches her in a roll up, and holds onto the ropes for leverage. The referee counts.]
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JLT: Whoa!
John Roe: Here are your winners…LILITH & NORIKO LEE!!!
[Lilith quickly rolls out of the ring, and hugs Charmion. She drags Charmion up the ramp as Syren enters the ring with her face frowned. Jasmine gets to her feet, confused. Noriko Lee smiles and high fives her manager Ryoko on the outside, they head up the ramp with a smug look on their fast.]
JLT: That was one of the fastest victories I’ve ever seen!
Leah: Lilith used the ropes, but come on, that’s just embarrassing. Can you believe that? Lilith and Noriko won in around 40 seconds, that’s surely a new DU record!
JLT: Jasmine was certainly left red-faced, I guess we have to wait another time for Syren’s debut.
[The scene opens
up in the office of Shane Rockford. He sits in his large office
chair in a heated conversation on the phone when someone knocks
at his door. Shane looks up at it in annoyance.] Shane
Rockford: I'm a
little busy here. Go away, please. [He shakes his
head and goes back to his phone call, but is soon talking to a
dial tone. Surprised, shane looks up to see Star, The Glittering
Goddess herself, standing with her finger on the little hang up
button thingy. She smirks slyly, and Shane shakes his head,
placing the phone on the reciever.] Star: You looks surprised, boss. I'm sure you
knew I was coming. Shane
Rockford: Of course
I did. I just didn't expect you so early. I know how you love
your glamorous and often late entrances. Star: Well, I'm retiring tonight, love. I
might as well stick around for the whole thing, ya know? Plus I
have a few things I'd like to do tonight. [She looks at
Shane with asultry glare in her eyes and he grins.] Star:
I said things,
Shane. Not people. Shane
Rockford: What? I
know, I know. What's on your mind, Star? Star: Why, my big night, Shane. What else? [Shane clears his
throat as his eyes slowly scan Star's curvaceous body, clad in a deep purple lace corset and ultra low rise jeans.] Shane
Rockford:
I...don't...know...Star. Star:
Of course you
don't. But, you know- [The Glittering
Goddess struts around Shane's desk and seats herself atop it.
With her legs crossed, she rests an elbow on her knee and leans
forward, "accidentally" giving Shane an up close and
personal view of her ample busom.] Star: Throughout my years in DU, I'm surprised
I never slept with you. We've worked so closely together.
Schemed, scammed, so much more and not even the tiniest kiss.
You've hooked up with reject bitches like Nyssa and Miss
Rhiannon. You've even slept with bimbos such as Krisitn and
Tequila, but you just didn't have the time of day for The Queen,
did you Why, Shaney? [Star's full,
glossy lips form into a playful pout and Shane smiles.] Star:
Admit it, I was the
best you never had. But [she glances at the huge engagement ring
on her finger]it's kinda too late for that now. [Shane's mouth
drops open to speak, but Star hops off of his desk and and shoves
his chair back.] Star:
Anyway, the greatest diva that DU has ever
seen will be making her official exit tonight. And I'll be going
out with a bang. Giving back to DU...even though I've given this
company and your pockets plenty. So, take a moment from your baby
mama drama and pay your respects, Shane. [Star leans over
and gives Shane a peck on the cheek before making her way out of
his office.]
[We cut to the parking lot where two headlights are seen in the distance. The camera looks to it’s side and sees a brass band, dressed in Queen’s Guard attire. They begin to play the British national anthem “God Save The Queen”. We cut back and see that a bus is pulling up. On the side it has a huge Union Jack sprawled. On the front it has “The Queen’s Chariot” in posh writing, and the number plate is “BRITON 1”.]
[The door opens, and a red carpet is rolled out. Two Queen’s Guard step off and stands on either side of the door, with their rifle slanted across their shoulder. A red carpet is rolled out and from the bus steps Dame Barbara with her Askai Championship in her hand. She is dressed nicely in a white dress, behind her follows her manager Tabitha Windsor. Following them steps out the fabulous figures of legendary Welsh singer Dame Shirley Bassey and behind her follows acting legend Dame Julie Andrews. The three Dames and the 81-year old all smile at each other.]
[The brass band ends their salute to the national anthem, and begins to play “Rule Britannia”, Dame Barbara smiles at them and nods. Krysta Taylor suddenly approaches them with a microphone and camera crew in tow.]
Krysta Taylor: Dame Barbara, can we have a few words?
[Dame Barbara holts. She exchanges a glance with Tabitha, and nods to Krysta.]
Krysta Taylor: How are you feeling tonight?
Dame Barbara: Why I’m confident of course. Shayla poses no threat to me. I have beaten many youngsters in my long career. Shayla Walker will be just other notch in my title belt.
Krysta Taylor: Are you not worried about her age? She’s like 50 years younger than you?
Dame Barbara: Actually dear, it’s 40 years younger. Get your bloody facts straight. It doesn’t matter if I’m beating someone who is 40 years younger or 4 years younger, I’m still going to beat them fair and square so no, I’m not worried in the slightest way possible.
Krysta Taylor: Are these your friends?
[Krysta points to the two Dames.]
Dame Barbara: Yes, Dame Shirley and Dame Julie are very good friends of mine. They’ve come to see me wrestle, they’re here for support. They are truly great friends of mine.
Krysta Taylor: Fine. Well what about the weight restriction? Are you not worried about getting fat?
[Dame Barbara stares at Krysta. Julie raises her eyebrows as Shirley’s eyes narrow at Krysta Taylor.]
Dame Barbara: I am in exceptional shape for my age. Now, leave me alone, I have a match to prepare for.
[Dame Barbara heads into the arena as Krysta gives her a dirty look. Dame Julie Andrews and Dame Shirley Bassey follow her, all looking wonderful for their age. The band continues to play British songs as Krysta frowns at them, and then covers her ears.]
[We cut elsewhere and we catch eyes on Bloo leaving her locker room, she’s dressed in her pleather blue attire. Trixie follows behind her, Trixie gives Bloo a kiss on the lips for good luck. Trixie then opens her locker room door, and speaks into it.]
Trixie: You need to stay here for the duration of the match. Okay? Don’t leave the locker room, we can’t risk anyone seeing you? This is a straight wrestling match, I can’t interfere, so if you do then Bloo loses. Stay here? Okay? Promise? Good.
[Trixie then closes the locker room door. She joins hands with Bloo as two lesbians walk to the ring hand in hand. Bloo glances at Trixie, and breaks the silence.]
Bloo: Do you think they’ll listen?
Trixie: They better, Bloo, they better.
[Trixie gives Bloo a hard look, and Bloo smiles. The two continue their way to the ring, we cut to Natalie Joyner exiting her locker room. She adjusts the tape on her knuckles, and flips her hair.]
JLT: Who was Bloo talking to?
Leah: The Lesbian Fairy? I don’t know. Maybe they’re planning a threesome for later tonight, I know where she’s staying too, and I should videotape her! I’d make a fortune!
JLT: I doubt anyone would really want to see that Leah.
Standard Rules Match
JLT: Next up we’ve got Bloo taking on Natalie Joyner in a standard rules wrestling match. Natalie Joyner is tired of all these gimmick matches filling up DU’s shows, and she challenged her rival Bloo to this match tonight.
Leah: That’s right, a good call by Natalie. Trixie has been ever-more involved in Bloo’s matches as of late, and Bloo will have to show off her skills in order to pick up a victory tonight. It’s straight wrestling, which is funny because Bloo is a lesbian.
JLT: That’s true. This will be a clean match, no interference. If Trixie interferes then Bloo will be immediately disqualified so this will be just pure wrestling. I’m excited!
[The lights in the arena turn blue as "Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the sound system. Just then Bloo come walking out. right behind Bloo is her friend/ manager Trixie. The audience gives off a mixed reaction to the two as Bloo and Trixie head to the ring. Before they enter the ring Bloo walks around it looking for a fan. Once she find the fan, weither it be male or female, she then gives that lucky person a kiss, sometimes on the cheek other times on the lips, alway leaving behind a blue kiss mark.]
John Roe: The following contest is a strict standard rules match, introducing first; from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; at a weight of 110lbs, to be accompanied by Trixie the Pixie...BLOO!!!
["Hope" by ZYD blasts over the PA. Natalie comes out with a smile on her face, she gives fans high fives, she makes her way to the ring. She steps up the steel steps and into the ring.]
John Roe: Her opponent; from Miami, Florida; at a weight of 131lbs...NATALIE JOYNER!!!
[The referee calls for the bell. Natalie and Bloo circle each other, Bloo is the first to move by swinging for Natalie Joyner. Joyner ducks and instead whips Bloo to the ropes, Bloo hits them and bounces back. Joyner hoists her over her head in an back body drop. Bloo bounces to the ropes and climbs to her feet, she runs towards Natalie but is taken down with a Japanese arm drag. Natalie holds onto it and catches Bloo into an armbar submission.]
[Bloo struggles on the mat. She manages to get her foot on the bottom rope, causing the referee to demand Natalie to break her hold. Natalie rises to her feet and whips Bloo to the corner, she follows up with a clothesline which sends Bloo to her butt. Natalie then grabs one of her legs and brings it to the centre of the ring, she hoists Bloo up into a half Boston crab and leans back on the hold. Bloo once again finds herself fighting submission, she claws to the ropes. Just as she’s about to reach it, Natalie pulls her back into the centre of the ring.]
JLT: That old classic move, Natalie is impressive, she’s shown that she knows the ring and she’s really putting the moves to Bloo.
Leah: Or she’s being really sadistic. Blondes can be like that you know.
JLT: Really?
Leah: Yes, they’re so lethal.
[Bloo manages to push up on her arms. She uses her body strength and manages to flip Natalie over using her legs. Bloo climbs to her feet, limping a little. Natalie climbs up too, and runs towards her. Bloo executes a drop toe hold sending Natalie’s face slamming into the corner. Bloo props Natalie up onto the second rope, Bloo climbs up with her and executes a frankensteiner sending Natalie tumbling into the ring. Bloo then climbs up the turnbuckle once more, she waits until Natalie reaches her feet. She leaps off in Nataile’s direction with an attempted missile dropkick but Natalie catches her in a powerbomb and slams her into the canvas. Natalie covers.]
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[Bloo kicks out.]
[Nataile brings Bloo to her feet and whips her to the ropes. When Bloo bounces back, Natalie picks her up into a spinning Samoan drop. Bloo manages to counter it and land on her feet behind Joyner, she grabs Natalie’s head and plants her in the canvas with a bulldog. Bloo then places Natalie in the corner, and slaps her across the face. Bloo runs to the opposite site of the ring and poses, she charges at full steam to Joyner and leaps into the air with a body splash. Bloo connects with Natalie and she falls to a sitting position on the bottom turnbuckle.]
[Bloo then smiles and poses to the fans. Bloo pulls down her leather pants to reveal a blue thong, she spanks her butt once before she positions herself in front of Natalie. Bloo backs up and Natalie’s face connects with Bloo in a stink face-type move which Bloo calls the “Blue Moon”.]
JLT: She actually did it!
Leah: That’s just gross!
[Bloo gets off Natalie and walks to the centre of the ring, pulling up her pants. She laughs as Natalie leans over the bottom rope, coughing and gagging. Natalie gets to her feet, clawing at her face and turns into the ring, Bloo executes a roundhouse kick to the face sending Natalie to the canvas. Bloo then grabs one of Natalie’s legs, and pulls her over into a sharpshooter move.]
JLT: A Canadian classic!
Leah: There must be some law where all Canadian wrestles have to have a sharpshooter in their arsenal!
[Bloo leans back onto the hold, as Trixie applauds from the outside. Natalie struggles on the canvas, with the toxic fumes still in her nose, and the amount of pressure being applied to her legs. Natalie writhes on the canvas, before she finally caves in and taps out.]
John Roe: Here is your winner…BLOO!!!
[Bloo drops Natalie’s legs and Natalie rolls to the bottom corner, making her fall to the floor with a thud. Trixie climbs into the ring and leaps onto Bloo with a hug, they begin to lock lips which gets a mixed reaction from the crowd.]
JLT: Well, that’s…nice.
Leah: It’s gross!
[Bloo celebrates in the ring with Trixie, Natalie Joyner has finally found her feet. She confronts Bloo, and extends her hand for a handshake. Bloo reluctantly agrees and the two shake hands, Natalie then raises Bloo’s arm up into the air as “Last Night On Earth” plays on the PA system.]
[Suddenly from behind comes a mysterious woman to Natalie, striking her with a chair. The woman then begins to stomp onto the blonde, and picks her up and tosses her to the ropes. The woman then clotheslines her over the top rope to the outside of the ring, as Natalie falls and lies in a heap on the outside. The woman then raises Bloo’s hand, as Trixie gives her a shake of the head.]
JLT: Who the hell is that?!
Leah: It’s beats me, she’s very…well, she’s purple-themed. Her top says “Jinx”, maybe that’s her name?
JLT: Don’t ask me!
[The trio leave the ring, with Trixie arguing with the new guest as Bloo smiles making her way up the ramp to the back. The mysterious woman smiles at the Blue Babe, and she skips up the ramp to join the gothic lesbian.]
[We fade into Carley Monroe and Shayla Walker backstage. Carley and Shayla are talking outside an office marked “Shane Rockford – President” which has a white door. Shayla is dressed in her ring attire, and has her light saber in her hand. We listen into their conversation.]
Carley Monroe: Good luck to you too. You teach that big old meanie a lesson and you bring back that belt back to DU!
Shayla Walker: I will, and you teach Kimberly not to mess with us, we’re not pushovers!
Carley Monroe: No, we’re not!
[Shayla and Carley hug. Carley then scowls and enters the office behind her. Tequila raises up from her position on a bean bag, Shane sits behind his pink desk in his pink leather chair. Tequila then points to a fireplace, which has purple coal on it, and a mirror resting above the pictured-flooded mantle piece.]
Carley Monroe: Now, that is beautiful!
Tequila: Isn’t it just?!
Carley Monroe: Tequila, you have fantabulous taste!
Tequila: Why thank you!
[Tequila and Carley then squeal together and begin to hop up and down. Carley then calms them both down, as they begin to talk to each other normally.]
Carley Monroe: We have to show that big meanie, Kimberly, that she can’t treat us badly! We’re strong! We can show her, she underemancipates us!
Tequila: I know! She tried to destroy my beautiful eyes last week! How dare she! We need to get our revenge Carley, I can’t wait for our match!
Carley Monroe: I know! This is going to be better than the time they released Barbie’s cocktail party on DVD!
[Tequila and Carley then squeal again and begin to jump up and down. Shane leans back in his chair, staring at them. He rubs his temples, and sighs to himself.]
[We cut elsewhere we Holly Wentz is standing on the interview set with a huge smile on her face. Holly is dressed smartly in a black suit, with a white shirt underneath. Next to her stands Katrina in her trademark catsuit and a tag team championship slung over her shoulder. Kristin Wallace-Hudson stands next to her in a revealing dress that matches her hair colour.]
Holly Wentz: I’m backstage here for my first exclusive interview! I’m here with one half of the tag team champions, Katrina, how are you feeling tonight Kat?
Katrina: I’m feeling good. I’m confident we can beat Sexy Amanda, she’s just a bitter bitch. We stole her titles when she didn’t even want them, she couldn’t care less about them yet when they’re taken away from her, she’s all crying and whining.
Holly Wentz: Do you know what’s above the ring? Nobody seems to know, you’re going at in a ladder match, but nobody knows what you need to achieve to win?
Katrina: I don’t know, I’m prepared for whatever it is. I’m always ready, my specialty is the ladder match. It poses no threat to me whatever they decide to have above the ring, I know I can get whatever it is.
Holly Wentz: What do you plan to do with your tag title reign? I mean, there is practically no tag division right now?
Katrina: Well, Kristin and I hope that there will start to be some movement in the tag division. I mean people might see Kristin as an easy target, and people certainly took notice since the Accomplishments captured the titles.
Holly Wentz: Yes, you’re going by the nam-
[Before Holly can finish her question, Krysta Taylor invades the set and interrupts her.]
Krysta Taylor: What the hell are you doing? This is my interview set!
Holly Wentz: I know, but the officials told me to come here and do the interview as it looks better, with the background and stuff.
Krysta Taylor: Then the officials should tell you to come and find me so I can do the interview! Give me that.
[Krysta snatches the microphone from Holly and shoves her out of the way, standing next to Katrina. Krysta smiles widely, and winks to the camera. She goes to open her mouth when Holly snatches the microphone back, Krysta’s mouth gapes open and she strikes Holly across the face with a slap. Holly fires back sending Krysta stumbling backwards.]
[Suddenly from behind comes Kristin, who grabs onto Krysta’s sleazy top and begins to rip it off, Krysta struggles before Kristin manages to remove it, Krysta then covers herself up and runs away screaming. Katrina and Kristin then high five each other, and hug Holly.]
JLT: Wow-
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