Sunday 8th April 2007
FedEx Forum, Memphis, Tennessee

Crack the head against the wall It's a never over 'til you've killed the manic expression once and for all Stand too tall Terror skinned her to the bone He saw the liberia and liked to say I'd make it on my own My way home Save enough or suffer you Strong enough to see it through I wonder you Scratch the eyes enough to see All the misery has been around as I pretend to be [The opening credits of Divas Unleashed roll, the second pay-per-view of the year as the credits provoke excitement and anticipation the world over. The credits end with the DU logo. The camera cuts to an external pan of the FedEx Forum in Memphis with the sun setting over the arena. The camera cuts inside the Forum as the crowd cheers wildy. A logo saying "Live" appears in the top right of the screen. We cut inside the arena, panning over the fans and to the stage.] [The stage is designed with the screen resting in a triangle box, held up on either side by two large metallic bars which join above the screen and form a pyramid shape. The entrance way is designed with futuristic doors, two silver doors which can open in a variation of shapes and directions, the doors are studded with shiny bolts.] [Music suddenly begins to play as the stage is covered with a mixture of blue and red strobe lights, the camera cuts to the ring to see the drummer and guitarist from Shiny Toy Guns in the ring, as the fans cheer. On the stage, rising from underneath it emerges Carah. The camera cuts to an overhead view of her as she lies on the stage, an elaborant dress is smothered over the stage, a mixture of colour. Carah lies on the stage as the camera zooms in, she sings into her microphone.] You have seen me lie, you have seen me crucify my love I want it to die, I want it to kiss your ass goodbye Cause all I ever wanted, all I ever needed, was one hope of respect Everything I live for, I’m never gonna give you, Is one hope of respect, from you [Carah rises up, to a sitting position. She looks around the crowd as her band continues to play in the ring. The video screens above her show various footage of the feuds tonight, with the music playing over the montage that features divas assaults back and forth and their wrestling finishers.] All my lies are good, I have scratched the surface of your shit, Only sonnets, it could help my love for you, hold on All I ever wanted, all I ever needed was one hope of respect Everything I live for, I’m never gonna give you, Is one hope of respect....from you, from you [The music takes over as Carah stands as the instrumental part of the song takes over, she struts down the stage, throwing the extremely long train of her dress into the crowd. The fans tug on the dress as it begins to expand from the fans pulling, soon acting like a cover over the crowd.] Love is not the same, is not the same from you Love is not the same, is not the same from you Not the same to me, not the same to everyone but me Not the same with me, you're the same to every bitch but me. [Carah climbs into the ring and joins her band, she walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs onto it, mocking a diva's pose and singing into the microphone as the fans cheer her.] Cause all I ever wanted, all I ever needed, was one hope of respect Everything I live for, I’m never gonna give you, Is one hope of respect [Carah leaps down from the turnbuckle and then drops to her knees on the ring canvas, leaning backwards and lying on the mat as she closes her eyes and sings the last words of the song.] One hope.......of respect Is it on my love upon [The arena then drops to darkness as the fans cheer. The lights resume as Carah, Gregori, Jeremy and Mikey are now all standing together in a line. They bow to the audience and wave to them as the fans cheer.] [The camera then begins to pans around the arena, embarking on a sign-hunting spree as the fans realise this is their chance to get their handiwork shown and try to push others out of the way. The best signs are picked out by the director and beamed to the viewers at home. “Sinful Delights Fly My Kite!”, “SHIMMER > DU!”, “Kristina Is My Ex-Wife!”, “Stop Booking Yuku Like The Terminator!” and “Felicity Sux!” are the few selected. We cut to the commentary table, as Leah sits in a wearing casul attire of a black dress, with a diamond tiara resting on her hair with bright pink lipstick. She waves to the camera and then shoots a dirty look to the fat guy behind her who tries to get on screen. JLT nudges her and Leah rolls her eyes. Leah then eyes JLT's cleavage on display in a red dress with a plunging neckline, Leah shakes her head disapprovingly. JLT ignores her.] JLT: Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Every Bitch But Me! We're coming to you live from Memphis tonight and boy, do we have an awesome show! We've got an array of great matches coming you way with three hours of jam-packed entertainment! I'm Jamie L. Tyland, JLT for short, and I'm joined as always by Leah! Leah: Yeah and you know what? I'm already pissed off! I can't believe that Elvis isn't buried here, I brought my camera and everything and I find out he's in Graceland? WTF! JLT: That's a nice story but are you looking forward to tonight's huge event? Leah: Yes, yes. Whatever. These people watching are not stupid, they know what matches are coming up, they looked at the card before they purchased this event! So why do they need us telling them? JLT: It's common courtesy! We've got four championship belts on the line tonight and we could very well see all four championships changing hands! How cool would it be to have a new Unleashed Champion? A new Stripped Champion? Leah: I want a new Stripped Champion, Aphrodite has hogged that belt for over a year! I hope Blonde Ambition tear each other apart in the main event too and I bet Yuku Shiro beats them! I bet Felicity and Lily's domestic causes Yuku to sneak in a victory! JLT: We'll crown a brand new Rockford State Champion as Morrigan and Moira Storm both fight it out in singles action, one of those ladies will be leaving here with that title around their waist! I can't wait to see who it will be, Morrigan is only 16 years old so if she wins tonight, we'll make history! Leah: Moira has the wrestling experience though! We've also got the Tag Team Championships on the line in an invitational gauntlet, that should be an awesome match! I'm praying for blood! You know the albinos like The Oceanics could win this thing and they've only teamed up in the last two weeks! Or even Bobbi Jackson and Kassie, how awesome would it be if they emerged the winners in their debuts? JLT: That would be a pretty good start to their DU careers! We've also got a cage match as Janine Johnson and Kristina tangle inside the cage and Janine gets to take out the pent-up frustration that's been building up inside her for the last month or so! Leah: I hope Janine goes psycho! That girl has it in her, I know it! JLT: Amber Burton and Noriko Lee will also be hitting it off as they finally get each other one on one and I'm expecting a great match from them two, they've been trading insults and post-match attacks for weeks! Leah: Yeah, that's coming up first too! I hope Noriko brings Chinese food because I am hungry! JLT: Leah! Leah: What?! JLT: Robyn is also here to present the Diva of the Month award and that should be great, I wonder who it will be! Blonde Ambition could take the crown once again, you never know! Leah: God, I hope not! Grudge Match Amber Burton vs. Noriko Lee JLT: Amber Burton and Noriko Lee will be settling their grudges up next as they take each on in singles action, this should be a great way to kickstart tonight! Leah: Yeah, they both actually hate each other and hopefully blood will be spilled! You know Noriko Lee has her beloved cane and I’m sure Amber Burton has some dirty sex...stuff! JLT: It's The Tradition versus Sinful Delights and these women have been exchanging blows for several weeks and I'm expected a charged match tonight, they're finally going to be able to let rip into each other and all the agression will come out! Leah: Yeah, I hope a bitch is snapped tonight! Otherwise I WILL be disappointed! [The arena lights fall as a pair of spotlights sweep to the curtained entrance. The Donna’s "Fall Behind Me" booms over the buildings sound system as Amber and Stephanie step onto the stage. They are wearing leather shorts, Sinful Delights t-shirts, and thigh high leather boots. Amber’s color is black, while Stephanie’s is red. They pause at the top of the ramp, and make a production out of teasing one another’s hair. They both smile in satisfaction and turn with their backs to the crowd. The camera zooms to their backsides where Amber’s butt has Sinful, and Stephanie has Delights written in a stylish cursive.] John Roe: The opening contest is a grudge match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada; at a weight of 137lbs, accompanied to the ring by Stephanie Sullivan and representing Sinful Delights...AMBER BURTON!!! [The couple strolls casually to the ring and pause occasionally for photos. They circle the ring on either side, and both jump onto the announce table. They dance suggestively for a few moments, then remove their shirts, and toss them into the crowd. They jump from the table and slide into the ring. They wave to the fans and hold their hands up for a high five. They intentionally miss and smack each other on the ass.] ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos while Maya Okosaki is behind her with Noriko's singapore cane in hand. The fans cheer and both women make their way to the ring. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin, staring at Amber.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 115lbs, accompanied to the ring by Maya Okosaki and representing The Tradition...NORIKO LEE!!! [The referee calls for the bell as Amber Burton immediately runs towards Noriko and Noriko leaps into the air with an attempted spinning heel kick, Amber ducks and hits the ropes. She bounces back but this time Noriko lies on the canvas and Amber hops over her. Amber hits the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and leaps forward with a flying clothesline but Noriko has the same idea and both women smack into each other in the centre of the ring and crash to the mat.] JLT: Whoa, we’re currently off to a fiery start! Leah: The match could be over already, did you see that collision? [Both women lie on the canvas, holding their foreheads. Noriko is first to her feet and approaches Amber, stomping her in the face as she rises up. Noriko then nails Amber with kicks to the mid-section and whips her towards the turnbuckle but Amber reverses the whip and sends Noriko heading towards it.] [Amber chases after Noriko but Noriko grabs the top rope of the turnbuckle and springs herself backwards to land behind Amber. Noriko then grabs Amber’s body and tries to lift her up into a torture rack position but Amber counters and lands on her feet behind Noriko, Amber then locks on a waistlock and executes a release German suplex to plant Noriko into the canvas.] JLT: These women are really taking it to each other, I didn’t expect them to be this intense! Leah: I know! [Noriko rolls to her feet, holding the back of her head, Amber stands and both women stare at each other. They approach one another and tie-up, Amber then nails Noriko in the chest with rapid knee strikes and pulls her into a suplex position, hoisting her into the air and driving her to the mat with a vertical suplex.] JLT: That was a nice suplex from Amber, she’s taking control of this match! [Amber covers.] [1] [2] [Noriko kicks out.] JLT: Noriko escapes the pin, it was too early I think! Leah: I don’t know who I want to win this match, on one hand Amber is a lesbian sex dominatrix and I think she’s overweight and on the other hand, Noriko is Asian! JLT: Well she’s not technically Asian as she’s from California, so she is American. Leah: What? That lying bitch! [Amber stands up and Stephanie Sullivan cheers her on from ringside, Noriko Lee finds her feet and Amber nails her with a shot to the face and another knee to the stomach. Amber then scoops Noriko up into her arms inot a fallaway position and plants her across her knee with a backbreaker.] [Amber keeps hold to Noriko and swings her so she rests over her shoulder, Amber then runs forward attempting a running powerslam but Noriko counters and drops down behind Amber and shoves her forward, sending Amber crashing into the turnbuckle.] JLT: Noriko countered! Leah: She’s slithery, like a snake! [Amber stumbles backwards, holding her chest as Noriko Lee nails Amber with a front kick to the face, sending Amber falling backwards and landing on her butt, slumped over the bottom turnbuckle pad. Noriko then smiles gently and runs across the ring the opposite corner.] JLT: Noriko looks like she’s planning something mischievous! [Noriko raises her arm in the air to the crowd as the crowd cheers, Noriko then runs towards Amber and leaps onto her with a bronco buster, executing the move and adding tons of insult to injury.] JLT: Noriko nailed a bronco buster there, that had to be insulting for Amber to take! Leah: Please, like a woman who carries whips around would be embarrassed by that, she probably got off on it. That sicko! [Noriko steps off Amber as Amber lies on the canvas, looking like she might of actually enjoyed the move. Amber uses the ropes and climbs to her feet, Noriko stands watching her and holding her fists up, ready to fight. Amber runs towards her but Noriko counters with a drop toe hold and then immediately leaps onto Amber’s back, grabbing her arm and twisting it into a Fujiwara armbar.] Leah: Noriko’s going for the Fujiwara armbar! She’s homaging her non-Japanese heritage! JLT: You know, interestingly both Amber and Noriko have the Fujiwara armbar in their arsenal! It’ll be interesting to see if Amber can escape! [Noriko locks on the submission and pulls back to apply maximum pressure as Amber winces in pain, Maya looks on from ringside with an approving look. The referee checks if Amber wants to submit but she shakes her head no and after Amber refuses, Noriko applies more pressure to the arm, causing Amber even more pain.] JLT: Amber needs to escape this move, she knows how dangerous it is that she uses it herself and she can’t afford to lose an arm in this match! Leah: Jamie, nobody can afford to lose an arm, ever. Honestly, some of the things you say… [Amber still refuses to give up and the referee demands Noriko break the hold, Noriko rolls her eyes and does. Amber holds her arm as Noriko stands and stomps on Amber’s back as she climbs to her feet. Noriko then nails a kick to the stomach, causing Amber to double over and Noriko pulls Amber into a pedigree position, setting her up for her finisher, “The Cataclysm”.] JLT: Noriko’s going for The Cataclysm! If she nails this then it has to be over! Leah: I’m so disappointed she’s not Asian, I hope she LOSES now! JLT: Shh! Amber looks like she’s countering! [Amber reverses the move and back body drops Noriko into the mat, Amber perches as Noirko finds her feet. Amber then nails a kick to Noriko’s stomach and leaps into the air, nailing her with a fameasser legdrop to plant her in the canvas.] JLT: Nice move from Amber! [Noriko rolls over onto her back, holding her face. Amber then dances seductively, blowing a kiss to the crowd before running to the ropes and leaping into the air, landing ass-first onto Noriko’s chest. Amber keeps her position for a pin and adjusts her top as the referee counts, completing her “The Swerve” move.] JLT: Amber’s arrogance is really shining through! Leah: I bet that took the wind out of Noriko, what with Amber being obese and all! [1] [2] [Noriko kicks out.] JLT: I’m not surprised at that, Amber needs to focus on this match, she can’t afford to play games with Noriko! Leah: Yeah! What do you think this is? Saw?! [Both women find their feet as Amber ties-up with Noriko and pulls her into a sideheadlock but Noriko counters with a back suplex but Amber then counters that and lands on her feet behind Noriko. Amber then dropkicks Noriko from behind, sending her falling forward and tumbling over the top rope to the outside of the ring.] [Amber then distracts the referee, she fakes that her boob is coming out of her top and runs to the referee for assistance. Meanwhile on the outside, Stephanie Sullivan approaches Noriko and knees her in the gut and then rams her head into the steel steps.] JLT: Oww, why is Stephanie getting involved? She’s not in this match, she just took Noriko out! Leah: It’s called helping out your friend, that’s what good people do. Do you not watch Oprah? JLT: Oprah doesn’t teach you to cheat in a match and unfairly attack your sex master’s opponent! Leah: Oh whatever, it was a funny move! Maya is standing right there, look, why doesn’t she get involved? [Stephanie then rolls Noriko back into the ring but Maya Okosaki stands nearby and shoots Stephanie a stern look. Amber then shoves the referee away and approaches Noriko, Amber grabs Noriko’s leg and locks on a sambo leg lock and her “Dominatrix Lock” finisher.] JLT: Amber’s locked in her finisher, if Noriko taps out, it’s over! Leah: Eww, I hope they don’t use that position in bed. Lesbians are so gross. [Amber refuses to let go of the submission as pain shoots through Noriko’s leg, Noriko manages to roll onto her side and reaches out for the ropes, clasping the bottom rope nearby. The referee tells Amber to release the hold but she waits several seconds before she does. Amber then stands with Noriko’s leg in her hands and drags her to the centre of the ring but Noriko uses her free leg to boot Amber in the chest.] [Noriko rolls to her feet and runs towards Amber but Amber suddenly nails her in the face with a roundhouse kick, almost beheading Noriko. Amber then smiles, Noriko rolls over and slowly finds her feet, holding her head. She kneels on all fours when Amber looks around to the audience and then licks the palm of her hand before slapping Noriko hard on the ass.] JLT: Now Amber is adding insult to injury! Leah: Haha! [This infuriates Noriko who charges towards Amber with a martial arts kick but Amber ducks and knees Noriko in the stomach and pulls her into a gutwrench suplex to the mat, completing Amber’s famous “Nice Ass” move. Amber then covers Noriko, hooking the leg.] Leah: That is such a bad and misleading name for a move… JLT: We’ve got a cover! [1] [2] [Noriko gets her shoulder up.] Leah: How hilarious would it have been if Noriko would beaten by a move called “Nice Ass”! [Amber stands over Noriko’s body as Noriko rolls over and slowly climbs to her feet, Amber then signals for another slap on the ass for Noriko as the male fans cheer. Amber then strikes Noriko on the butt once again, Noriko leaps to her feet and runs towards Noriko and swings for a clothesline, Amber ducks and smiles smugly but turns around and Noriko is waiting for her with a spinning heel kick to the face.] JLT: Noriko had that well scouted, she wiped the smile off Amber’s face! Leah: And some teeth hopefully, a toothless Amber would be hilarious! [Amber falls to the canvas, holding her face. Amber quickly finds her feet again and Noriko runs to the ropes, Noriko leaps onto the second rope and springboards back, attempting to grab Amber with a tornado DDT but Amber ducks and Noriko collides with the referee, landing on top of him with a cross body-style move.] JLT: Amber ducked! Noriko took out the referee by accident! Leah: Hater! [Amber laughs as an angry Noriko finds her feet and the referee lies on the canvas, holding his head. Amber approaches Noriko from behind as she looks at the referee, nudging him with her foot. Amber spins Noriko around from behind and nails her with a fist to the face and whips her to the ropes, Noriko hits the ropes but from the outside, Stephanie Sullivan grabs Noriko’s leg.] JLT: Look at this cheating! If the referee saw this, he’d send Stephanie to the back and banish her from ringside! Leah: Lighten up! Cheating is fun, Stephanie is devious, I might actually start to like her if she’s like this all the time! [Noriko then spins around and uses her free leg to boot Stephanie in the face as Stephanie stumbles backwards, Maya Okosaki then comes from behind to Stephanie, grabbing her with a full nelson lock and ‘disabling’ Amber’s assistance.] JLT: Good! Go Maya! Leah: She finally does something for once! Instead of standing there looking miserable! JLT: She’s not miserable, she’s just serious! Leah: Why isn’t Janine here? She’d take care of business, she’s probably backstage right now, getting molested by that father of hers! JLT: Leah! [Noriko then turns back to Amber as Amber charges towards her but Noriko nails her with a mule kick to the gut, causing Amber to double over. Noriko then grabs Amber and runs with her towards the turnbuckle, thrusting her between the top and second rope and causing Amber’s shoulder to collide with the ring post.] JLT: Ouch! That could have dislocated Amber’s shoulder! Leah: Poor Amber, I’m sure her fat cushioned the blow though. She’s got enough of it! JLT: You need to stop saying she’s fat, she’s not! You’re sending out a bad message! Leah: Maybe it’s just because Noriko Lee is a stick in comparison that Amber looks like a big heifer next to her! [Noriko then heads to the opposite corner and picks up her Singapore cane as the fans cheer. Noriko then steps over the referee’s body and wields the cane in the air as she eyes Amber’s butt protruding from the turnbuckle. Noriko then gently taps the cane on Amber’s butt and Amber knows what it is and tries to back out of the corner but Noriko uses her foot and places it on Amber’s butt, driving her forward and back into the ring post.] Leah: You just know some sick soul is getting off on this… [Noriko then holds the cane high in the air, she swings as Amber scrunches up her face in anticipation but before the cane hits Amber, Noriko stops it centimetres away. Amber’s face changes to one of relief but Noriko then giggles and raises the cane high into the air and strikes Amber hard across the butt.] JLT: Noriko is whipping Amber! Payback for when Noriko was tied up and Amber toyed with her and now she’s on the receiving end of a proper caning! Leah: Do you listen to yourself when you talk? I bet Amber’s enjoying it! [Noriko then swings across, striking Amber several times but Amber scrambles backwards out of the corner, Amber falls back to the canvas in a sitting position as Noriko swings the cane for her head but Amber lies on her back, avoiding it. Amber then nips up to her feet as Noriko swings the cane at her.] JLT: This match has turned into fencing! [Amber catches the cane with both of her hands and laughs at Noriko, who still holds onto the cane. Noriko then uses her foot and swings it above the cane and steps down onto it, causing Amber’s hands to be sent to the mat as she bends over.] Leah: Haha, awesome counter! [Noriko then pulls Amber forward into a powerbomb position and hooks her legs up ready for a pedigree, Noriko then lifts Amber into the air and plants her down into the mat with an x-factor and completing “The Cataclysm” finisher. Noriko hooks the leg, as the referee groggily crawls over for a count. He counts slowly.] JLT: Noriko nailed The Cataclysm! It has to be over now! [1] [2] [Amber gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Haha, NOT! JLT: These women are really pulling out all the stops, I don’t know how Amber escaped that pin but she did, I’m stumped, I can’t predict a winner! [Noriko looks up in shock as on the outside, Stephanie grabs Maya by her hair and nails a snapmare, causing Maya to land on top of the steel steps. Stephanie then walks away as Noriko climbs to her feet, Noriko shakes her head and walks to the corner.] [Noriko climbs to the top rope and perches, waiting for Amber to find her feet. Amber does, shaking her head and slightly shaky as she stands. Amber then looks up to Noriko Lee as Noriko leaps forward with a “The Kitten Caboodle” molly-go-round but Amber side-steps and reaches up and grabs one of Noriko’s legs as she completes her rotation, Noriko slams body first into the canvas as Amber immediately applies a Sambo leg lock and locks in her “Dominatrix Lock” finisher.] JLT: Whoa, Amber is going for the Dominatrix Lock! That came out of no where! Leah: She struck when Noriko was least expecting it! [Noriko fights the hold and scrambles for the ropes but Amber shifts her body weight, keeping the submission locked on and pulling Noriko to the centre of the ring. Noriko winces in pain as Amber tightens the lock, threatening to damage Noriko’s leg as she continues with steady tightening.] JLT: Noriko needs to escape this submission if she wants to continue this match! Leah: I’m sure she knows that Jamie, God, you are so bad with advice! [Noriko fights the submission as Maya looks on from ringside, giving her support. Stephanie smiles smugly as Amber continues with the hold, Noriko begins to use her arms to begin to crawl towards the ropes but she’s having to carry both her own and Amber’s body weight. Noriko then bites the bullet and begins to tap out.] JLT: Noriko’s tapping, Amber wins! John Roe: Here is your winner…AMBER BURTON!!! [Amber holds for a few more seconds to the lock before she releases Noriko, Amber smiles smugly and stands up as Stephanie Sullivan walks into the ring. Amber and Stephanie embrace and Stephanie raises Amber’s arm into the air, as the sounds of her entrance music fill the arena.] Leah: I dread to think what their celebration back at the hotel is going to be like… [Amber then glances at Noriko as she rolls out of the ring, holding her leg. Maya pulls Noriko out and helps her as Amber flips her hair and smiles, she hugs Stephanie once more and leaves the ring with a victory under her belt. The fans boo as Amber makes her way up the entrance ramp with a conceited look on her face.] JLT: Amber came out on top, she got the last laugh tonight against Noriko and it’ll be interesting to see what happens next! Amber may be arrogant and a dominatrix but she IS a talented wrestler! Leah: Poor Noriko, finding out that she wasn’t actually Asian and then losing to Amber. Two crushing blows! [“Barbie Girl’ by Aqua blasts over the speakers as pink confetti falls from the rafters. The Divatron shows footage of Blonde Ambition as Carley, Courtney, Mistress and Tiger Lily take the stage. All three of them are dressed in their pink BA jackets and carry microphones with them as Mistress holds their ‘Divas of the Month’ award. The music dies down as Lily raises her microphone to her lips.] Tiger Lily: Hello everyone! We’re out here to give you guys a special thank you for all the support you guys gave us during the Think Pink campaign! It was such a success! Carley: Yeah! Also a big thank you to Super Chick for helping out in New York ooooh and and to Georgie...oops I mean MR. Georgie for voting for us. Courtney: hiya MR. Georgie! *Courtney goofily waves* It's just too bad our month of pink has to end... Tiger Lily: Even though it’s a sad day as we’re saying goodbye to the Month of Pink, we promise there is still so much more fun to be had, right Carley? Carley: Oh totally Lily! The month of pink may have come to an end but the Funzie's never gonna stop! Courtney: Never ever never ever stop! The Funzie has just begun! Tiger Lily: Thank you once again everyone, we love you! And watch Blonde TV! Carley: Yeah! The Funizest you on television next to um...Barney and friends (giggles) Courtney: Yeah! Barney is soooo great though. But our show is just as good! [The three girls cheer as “Barbie Girl” is cued back into the sound system and they exit to the back.] JLT: Blonde Ambition’s reign as Divas of the Month will end tonight! Leah: Thank god! Cage Match Janine Johnson vs. Kristina JLT: We’ve got Kristina and Janine Johnson clashing in a cage match next and this should be emotionally charged to say the least. Janine will want revenge tonight after Kristina’s attacks on Janine’s mother’s graves and everything she Kristina has done to her in recent weeks! Leah: Yep, and Kristina likes to play hide and seek but there will be no hiding in this cage match, Janine will have her locked and can take out all her frustration on her! JLT: It should be an interesting match, especially since Kristina has a screw lose. You don’t know what she’ll do to herself or Janine when she’s locked inside the cage. Janine should know the risks of this match too, entering a cage with Kristina is like entering a prison cell with Charles Manson! Leah: Well, let’s just hope her pervy father is at ringside. That way we can build up the evidence for when Janine files the sexual assault case again him! I watch his eyes you know, undressing her! It’s sick! JLT: Will you shut up with that?! John Roe: The following match is a cage match scheduled for one fall. The rules of the match are simple, you can win by escaping over the top, through the door or pinning your opponent. ["Papercut (Reanimantion Remix)" by Linkin Park hits as the lights dim. Randomly colored strobe lights move through the crowd as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately recieves cheers. Her father, "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson, walks out and stands beside her carrying a blue steel chair with TFO on the seat in white letters.] John Roe: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 132lbs, accompanied to the ring by Aaron Johnson and representing The Tradition...JANINE JOHNSON!!! [They both raise their arms and huge red pyros go off behind them. They head to the ring, both giving high fives to fans in the front row. Janine then turns to her father who hugs her as Janine then climbs in through the cage door while her father unfolds the chair on the outside and takes a seat, clapping for his daughter. Janine climbs the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. The lights return to normal as Janine prepares for her match.] [The lights go off leaving the ring in total darkness then as "1000 Corpses" by Rob Zombie begins to play a single red strobe light begins to flash slowly, then another red strobe light begins flash then another and another.] John Roe: And her opponent, hailing from Salem, Massachusetts; at a weight of 140lbs...KRISTINA!!! [Soon the strobelights begin flashing faster until suddenly the the arena lights kick back on and Kristina is perched on the top of the cage like a predator, Janine turns to her.] [Kristina leaps from the top of the cage with an attempted cross body but Janine moves out of the way and Kristina smashes into the canvas. Janine immediately pounces on Kristina, nailing in her in the back with boots.] JLT: Did you see that impact? Kristina practically bounced off the canvas! Leah: That’s what you get for being an idiot! [Kristina finds her feet, holding her lower back as Janine grabs Kristina by the neck and runs towards the cage, tossing Kristina into the wall of steel. Kristina hits the cage and falls back down onto the canvas, Janine immediately follows Kristina and nails her in the head with hard punches.] JLT: Janine is really going to work on Kristina, she’s taking out all of her aggression! Leah: And that’s bad news for Kristina! [Janine brings Kristina to her feet once again and whips her to the ropes, Kristina bounces back as Janine picks her up with a flapjack move but steps backwards with Kristina in her hands before executing the move, causing Kristina’s face and upper body to hit the cage wall.] Leah: Oww! That had to hurt Kristina’s back! JLT: Janine’s holding nothing back, I think she wants to make Kristina pay in this match! [Kristina hits the ropes and lands awkwardly, Janine then drags Kristina by her hair to the centre of the ring. Janine then heads to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Janine signals to the crowd before leaping forward with a 450 splash “Shockwave” move but Kristina rolls out of the way and Janine slams into the mat.] JLT: Janine hit the mat hard, Kristina saw that move coming! Kristina needs to build some momentum now! [Kristina sits up, holding her face and massaging it as she smiles. Kristina then stands as Janine holds her ribs on the canvas, Kristina stands over Janine and tries to lean down to grab Janine by the throat but Janine counters and rolls Kristina into a small package. The referee counts.] JLT: Janine with a surprise roll-up there, this could be it! [1] [2] [Kristina rolls out.] Leah: You always say that and it never is, it’s like a bad omen! [Both women find their feet, Janine and Kristina stand as they both run towards each other but Kristina leaps into the air with a knee to the face to Janine, knocking her down into the canvas. Janine holds her face as Kristina scoops her up into a fallaway slam position.] JLT: It looks like Kristina’s planning something! [Kristina then positions herself near to a cage wall and executes the fallaway slam, sending Janine flying through the air and into the cage and dropping down behind the ropes, holding her lower back. Kristina then bounces to the ropes on the opposite side and runs towards Janine, nailing a baseball slide to Janine’s head, knocking it against the steel cage.] Leah: Oww, poor Janine’s, she’s only 17! Watch the face! It’ll wreck any chance of a modelling career once she abandons wrestling because realises she’s a bad wrestler! JLT: She’s not a bad wrestler, I think Kristina is being savage in this match, she’s really targeting Janine’s back and head! Leah: Kristina needs to go to rehab and stay there! [Kristina then stands in the centre of the ring and lets out a loud scream, smiling as she looks around the arena with a devious look on her face. Kristina then walks over to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle and begins to climb the cage.] Leah: Kristina’s making a break for it! [Kristina is half-way to reaching the top of the cage when Janine rolls to her feet, shaking her head and brushing off her injuires. Janine then approaches Kristina and grabs her by her legs. Janine then yanks Kristina’s legs backwards as Kristina’s face hits the turnbuckle.] JLT: That had to hurt! Leah: These women are so vicious, I love it! [Janine then pulls Kristina into a German suplex and plants her in the canvas, holding her bridge for a cover.] [1] [2] [Kristina gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Kristina’s not going to be easy to beat, I think she enjoys these type of matches and enjoys the pain! She’s not all there in the head! Leah: Ugh, masochists are so 2003! [Janine brings Kristina to her feet and nails her with forearms to the face, Janine then whips Kristina to the ropes. Kristina bounces back as Janine attempts to nail her with a hurricanrana but Kristina counters with a powerbomb, slamming Janine’s back into the mat.] JLT: Nice counter from Janine! [Kristina then leaps into the air and drives an elbow drop into the heart of Janine. Kristina then sits up, smiling and giggling as she looks around the arena. Kristina then stands and begins to nudge Janine to her feet by kicking her on the back of the head.] [Kristina then kicks Janine in the stomach and whips Janine to the ropes, Janine hits them and bounces back as Kristina catches her with a spinebuster. Kristina lifts Janine into the air with a spinebuster but runs towards the cage, driving Janine’s back into the cage wall with the modified spinebuster.] JLT: That was nasty! Did you see Janine’s back collide with the steel? Leah: Kristina is really focusing on Janine’s back, I hope the Johnsons have a chiropractor! [Janine holds her back once again, as she rests awkwardly, with her back resting against the cage and her legs over the top rope and her butt sinking in between. Kristina then walks over to the corner, she climbs to the top turnbuckle and begins to walk along the top rope towards Janine, like a tight-rope.] Leah: Ugh, join the circus, bitch! [Kristina reaches Janine and then nails a hard kick to the face of Janine, sandwiching her head against the steel and the hard kick. Janine then falls forward from the top rope and onto her face on the canvas. Kristina smiles at her, looking pleased with her work.] JLT: Did you see that? Leah: Janine might want to look into getting a new plastic surgeon too! That was brutal! [Kristina then begins to climb the cage, she reaches the top as Janine stirs on the canvas. Kristina then perches on the top, she glances down as Aaron Johnson stands there, standing up from his chair and pointing at Kristina. Kristina ignores him and sits on the top of the cage, rocking back and forth.] [Janine stirs on the canvas and stands, she looks up at Kristina and heads towards her. She climbs onto the turnbuckle and up to reach Kristina, she tugs on Kristina’s legs but Kristina continues to rock back and forth. Janine then hoists herself up onto the top of the cage, straddling the top. She turns to face Kristina.] JLT: This is so dangerous, if either of them fall they could break their neck! Leah: I hope it’s Janine! [Janine nails Kristina with a hard fist to the face. Kristina then fires back with fists to Janine’s face, knocking Janine backwards she lies on her back. Janine then sits up and nails Kristina with a knock-out punch as Kristina holds her face, as her nose begins to bleed.] JLT: Kristina’s been busted open! Leah: YAY! Blood is the sign of a good match! [Kristina feels the blood and nails Janine with an elbow to the side of the head, Kristina then kicks Janine on the side of her head as Janine falls from the top of the cage back towards the ring but her foot gets caught in the top of the cage and she swings to hit the cage wall and hangs upside down. Kristina then grabs Janine’s free foot and places over Janine’s other foot to make sure Janine hangs in position.] JLT: Janine’s hanging upside down, if she falls, she’ll land on her head! Leah: Her foot is caught in the top of the cage! [Kristina hops down from the top of the cage, crawling down and back onto the canvas. Kristina the hits the ropes and charges towards Janine, she leaps into the air and drives both of her knees into Janine’s chest as she hangs. Janine then holds her chest as Kristina lands back on her feet. Kristina then leaps into the air with a dropkick to Janine’s head.] JLT: Kristina is using Janine like a piñata! Leah: How classic! [Kristina then finds her feet again and smiles as the blood continues from her nose. Kristina then approaches Janine and wipes some of the blood on her face onto Janine’s forehead, smearing it into a cross. Kristina then grabs Janine’s head and begins to ram it repeatedly into the steel cage.] JLT: Kristina’s going to knock Janine out! She’ll have a concussion! [Janine manages to counter Kristina’s attacks and uses her free arms by grabbing Kristina’s shoulders, Janine then yanks her feet free as she flips forwards, landing on top of Kristina and driving her down into the mat with a reverse DDT.] Leah: Whoa, did you see that? What a counter! She used her fall to her advantage! JLT: Janine has the agility advantage over Kristina, that caught Kristina by surprise for sure! [Janine then stands and shakes her head, shaking off the blows as she stands, dizzy for a moment. Janine then grabs Kristina by her hair and drags her towards the cage, Janine then leans down on the bottom rope with her knee, opening up a gap and shoves Kristina’s head into the steel cage.] [Janine then begins to drives Kristina’s head against the steel and moves it from side to side as Kristina’s face runs over the cage and causes scratches on her face as Janine smears her it against the chainlink steel.] JLT: Now Janine is getting savage with Kristina! Go girl! Leah: Janine! The cage is not a cheese grater! [Janine then releases Kristina’s head and stands, she glances at her father and turns back to Kristina. She brings Kristina to her feet as Kristina’s face is now more bloody, Janine then whips Kristina to the corner. Kristina hits the corner as Janine approaches her and tries to put her into a tree of woe position but Kristina fights it.] [Kristina nails Janine with a fist to the face and pulls her into a short-arm clothesline. Kristina then turns and climbs onto the top turnbuckle and begins to make her way up the cage. Kristina reaches the top of the cage, and turns to face Janine.] JLT: Kristina’s making an escape! Leah: She’ll win if Janine can’t stop her! [Janine looks up at her and begins to follow her up the cage, hoping onto the turnbuckle. She tries to grab Kristina’s leg but Kristina swings around to sit on top of the cage. Kristina then shifts her body and starts making her way down the outside of the cage but Janine grabs Kristina by her hair.] JLT: Janine’s caught her! Leah: Yeah! Tug that bitch’s hair! [Janine pulls on her hair as Janine climbs up to the top of the cage, she kneels and pulls Kristina back up to the top of the cage. Kristina nails Janine with an elbow to the face to the face as Janine releases her grip on Kristina’s hair. Kristina then swings her legs to climb back onto the top of the cage.] JLT: Kristina’s climbing back up! Leah: Janine stopped her from escaping! [Janine nails her in the face with a hard bitch slap as Kristina holds her blood-stained face, Kristina then smiles and nails Janine in the face with an uppercut. Kristina then uses her arms and shoves Janine backwards as Janine falls from the top of the cage and crashes onto the canvas below.] JLT: Ahhh! Did you see that? Janine just fell from the top of the cage! Leah: She bounced off the mat! JLT: Now it’s open for Kristina to escape! [Janine lies motionless on the mat as Aaron stands, concerned. Kristina then swings her legs over to the outside of the cage and begins to climb down. Kristina then leaps to the floor on the outside and as her feet touch the floor, the referee calls for the bell.] JLT: She did it, Kristina’s the winner! John Roe: Here is your winner…KRISTINA!!! [Kristina then begins to laugh sadistically with blood around her mouth, she then walks around the cage and heads towards the ramp. She falls to her knees and looks around at the fans, giggling when suddenly the lights drop to darkness and resume several seconds later with Kristina no where to be found.] Leah: Poof! She vanished! [Aaron Johnson steps into the cage and approaches his daughter as she stirs on the canvas, Aaron tends to Janine as the fans applaud her effort. Aaron helps Janine to her feet as she holds her back and head, as Aaron escorts her out of the ring and backstage.] JLT: Kristina’s picked up the victory tonight but that was a brutal match from both competitors! Kristina may have won but she left bloodied and Janine did get the chance to take out her frustrations on her! Leah: Yeah, Janine did good, I think I like her now! [The scene open’s with KibbyD, she is in her locker room smirking into the cameras. She blows a kisses to the cams as she clears her voice to talk.] Kibby: Tonight I, KibbyD will face Aphrodite and Meggie, in a Cookie Bake Showdown. Well I wanted my great friend Rachel Ray to be here so we can talk food but I brought two other people that know fashion which is more important. But! Before they come out I just want to say that I will be baking some Strawberry Chip cookies…and my very special design will be a mystery…I know they are like so good because my friend Rachel Ray gave me the recipe. Yummy! [Kibby licks her lips as she then smirks.] Kibby: Okay now it is time to reveal my special guest…that will help me not only make a fashionable entrance but a very sexy look before this match. Everyone I will like to introduce…from America’s Next Top Model Mr. and Ms. Jay! [Mr. Jay comes from the right as Ms. Jay comes from the left. They hug on Kibby as they then turn their attention to the main camera.] Kibby: So guys…I’m in this cookie like match with these two blondes…Yes I’m brunette…do you guys like. [Kibby plays in her hair as she puts the attention on her hair then back on herself and the boys.] Ms. Jay: Hunny I must say you look fantastic. I mean, look at me…brunette too. Mr. Jay: Yes, the new dew…so complement your face and it brings out your face and everything. Kibby: Well, you know how I do. [She giggles as she then looks at Mr. Jay.] Kibby: Wait…you are still blonde. Mr. Jay: Well…I have dark streaks. Kibby: Whatever. Okay boys you guys help Tyra find out who is America’s Next Top Model. So tonight it is time to switch roles. Instead of choosing models we will be looking at my opponents tonight, Meggie and Aphrodite. Mr. Jay: Ok cool. Kibby: Aphrodite was a model and I think he look is so past due. What are some things she could update? Ms. Jay: Everything honey. She needs to work harder on her blush on those cheeks rather than her in ring style. Kibby: Right and I think that in her photos the photographer should stop editing her pictures and air brushing her ass. Mr. Jay: Finally, where I come in. She is a Fake Goddess Wanna bee and just like on Exile you Miss D will take her fake ass out. [They share some laughs as the go back to business.] Kibby: Okay…now Meggie. The BYTCH that has all that mouth and is so freaking FAT! Ms. Jay: Yes, she needs to forget those twinkes and worry more about the ring. Kibby: Oh yes, I hate those things. Mr. Jay: Meggie has something many girls don’t have…the ultra tan. She is super orange which is a bad move. She needs to tone it down. Ms. Jay: Not only that. But girl needs to work on ducking and dodging because Kibs surely took her head off on Exile with that Kandi Kick. [Ms. Jay snaps his fingers as Kibby and Jay laughs.] Kibby: Well Ladies you have heard it from Mr. and Ms. Jay. Now They will help me look ever so amazing for my match tonight. Right guys. Mr. and Ms. Jay: Right. [Kibby slaps their butts as she smirks the boys move off camera as Kibby blows a kiss to the camera and the scene moves else where. ] Tag Team Championship Invitational Gauntlet Match All Entries vs. Lethal Dosage © JLT: We’re in for a tag treat next as Lethal Dosage defend their championships in an invitational gauntlet against anyone and everyone who wants to enter! This should be a very interesting match, with both the Hilton sisters heading into this contest divided. That’s sure to give all the other teams an advantage and I wonder if Cherrie and Crystal can last the match without punching each other! Leah: My sistas will do it, they’ll prove everyone wrong! They’ll win this thing because they’re so fabulous! JLT: They’re going to have a tough time regardless, Lethal Dosage are going to be the first team in the ring and they’ll have to survive all 5 other entries if they wish to retain their championships and they’ll face challenges from their old rivals Blonde Ambition, new rivals Team Seduction and makeshift teams such as debutees Bobbi Jackson and Kassie! Leah: There’s sure to be a few surprises in there too, I think people like The Oceanics see this as their chance to get noticed but when you’re as pale as Undine is, people just look straight through you. JLT: Don’t start on insulting people’s looks again, Leah. There is only one way to win this match and it’s by hard work and team work! Leah: Isn’t that two ways? John Roe: The following contest is an invitational gauntlet match for the Divas Unleashed Tag Team Championships. The winners of this match will be the last team remaining in the ring. Eliminations can take place by pinfalls and submissions. If one member of a team is pinned or submits, their team is eliminated from the gauntlet and a new team will enter the match every 3 minutes. [The crowd gives a warm ovation for Cherrie, who flashes a bright smile as she starts down the entrance ramp and heads towards the ring. Hilton pauses to high five as many of the fans in the ringside seats as she can, then slowly climbs the ring steps and makes her way into the squared circle. Cherrie goes to her corner of the ring, climbs to the middle turn buckle to acknowledge the fans, then stands in her corner as she awaits the arrival of her partner.] [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan.] John Roe: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 254lbs, they are the reigning Tag Team Champions, Cherrie and Crystal Hilton…LETHAL DOSAGE!!! [Crystal steps into the ring, she shoots Cherrie a look and approaches her. The two sisters stare at each other as the referee walks over, the Hiltons take their tag team title belts from around their waist and hand them to the referee. Lethal Dosage then stand next to each other and look towards the entrance, awaiting their first challengers.] [Suddenly, “Chick Fit” by All Saints blasts into the arena as the seduction crew comes from behind the curtain walking together. Each walking down the ramp like it's a catwalk as Katie Lee steps up onto the apron followed by seduction as Lady Lui stands on the floor in between them, Seduction and Katie slide out there feet that are covered with boots as they put them in Lady Lui's hands and then she helps push them over the top rope as they both do back flips over the top and then Lady Lui slides in under the bottom rope and they all give the seduction symbol. (Taking your finger and sucking on it in your mouth).] [Katie and Seduction turn to face Lethal Dosage and immediately both teams run towards each other, Cherrie and Seduction begin to exchange punches while Crystal and Katie do the same. Lady Lui quickly exits the ring. Cherrie gets the upper hand with Seduction and kicks her in the stomach and whips her into the corner. Cherrie follows up with a running clothesline. Meanwhile, Katie nails Crystal with a stiff shot to the face knocking her stumbling backwards.] JLT: We’re kicking things off with a good old fashioned fist fight! Leah: Team Seduction are the first people in, that can’t bode well for them, they have to survive right to the end if they want to win this match! JLT: That’s true but it’s not impossible! [Katie then pulls Crystal into a snap suplex and plants her into the mat. Katie then heads towards Cherrie and Seduction, she spins Cherrie around and swings for a punch but Cherrie ducks and Katie strikes Seduction across the face. Cherrie then executes a German suplex to Katie, driving her into the canvas and bridging for a cover. The referee counts.] Leah: Cherrie has a cover! [1] [2] [Seduction interrupts the count.] Leah: Imagine how embarrassing it would have been to say bye-bye to Team Seduction so early, they’d take a plane straight to Timbuktu and go into hiding. The shame! JLT: Well they didn’t, Seduction saved that count and that’s what partners are for! [Seduction then begins to stomp on Cherrie, driving her foot into her ribs. Lady Lui watches on from ringside as Crystal Hilton hits the ropes and runs towards Seduction, leaping into the air with a flying elbow lariat to take both women down to the mat. Crystal then kneels and begins to nail Seduction in the face with fists but Katie Lee comes from behind and leaps onto Crystal’s back, grabbing her into a sleeper hold.] JLT: Katie’s locked in a sleeper hold on Crystal, if Crystal submits, that means her team is eliminated! Leah: So if your team is eliminated, all the blame is put on the person who gets pinned or submits? How wonderful and bitchy! That’ll cause some tension! [Crystal stands with Katie hanging from her, Katie then wraps her legs around Crystal’s stomach and begins to apply a body scissors, trying to get the champion to submit. Crystal stumbles, trying to keep her balance as her oxygen depletes. Cherrie then finds her feet and nails a kick to Katie’s legs choking her sister as the grip loosens.] [Cherrie then positions herself behind Katie and grabs her by the neck into a widow’s peak position, Katie then releases Crystal as she hangs over Cherrie’s back. Cherrie then yanks Katie backwards and flips her over her body and plants her into the mat with an x-factor.] JLT: That was an intentive move from Cherrie! Leah: Yeah! Go my gals! [Crystal and Seduction then tie-up with Crystal shoving Seduction back into the corner but Seduction is tired of being in the turnbuckle and nails Crystal with a kick to the groin. Seduction then uses to the ropes and lifts her legs up, wrapping them around Crystal’s neck and using the ropes to spring herself around, executing a hurricanrana sending the Hilton sister across the ring.] ["Just A Girl" by No Doubt plays, and Linda walks out, wearing a pink ribbon around her eyes. Undine is by her side and Moira Storm is on the other side, they stand and watch Linda. As the refrain starts, Linda takes off the ribbon and both she and Undine run down to the ring.] JLT: Here come The Oceanics! They’re the next entry! Leah: And they brought Moira and her fabulous hair! [Moira Storm heads to ringside to watch her team as Linda Ragnal and Undine slide into the ring and immediately immerse themselves in the action, with Linda charging towards Seduction and kicking her in the mid-section while Cherrie and Undine begin to exchange punches. Undine and Linda then call out to each other as they both Irish whip Cherrie and Seduction towards each other. Cherrie and Seduction collide in the centre of the ring and fall to the canvas.] Leah: Haha! Classic! JLT: That was a brutal collision but great work from Linda and Undine! They’re the freshest team in this match so they should take advantage! [Linda and Undine then high-five each other but suddenly from behind comes Katie Lee to the back of Undine, knocking her down into the canvas. Linda then approaches Katie but Katie pokes Linda in the eye, as Linda stumbles backwards holding her face.] JLT: Eye-poking? That’s not allowed! [Katie then nails a kick to the face of Linda, knocking her down into the canvas. Katie then turns to Undine but Undine nails her with a boot to the stomach, causing Katie to double over as Undine then executes an evenflow DDT to drive her into the mat.] Leah: Undine with her “Pitch Black Water” DDT! JLT: She’s going for a pin! [Undine covers Katie.] [1] [2] [Seduction breaks up the count.] JLT: Seduction comes to the rescue again! Leah: There are so many Seductions in Team Seduction that it makes my head spin, I can’t keep up! I think my head just might explode one day! JLT: I’m sure a lot of people would enjoy that sight. [Linda Ragnal and Crystal Hilton approach Seduction from behind, they stare at each other for a moment and nod before they spin Seduction around and nail her with a double knife-edge chop to the chest. Linda and Crystal then pull Seduction forward by her arms and duck, lifting Seduction into the air and planting her into the canvas with a double flapjack.] JLT: Crystal and Linda working together, that was a nice double team! [Linda and Crystal then stand as Seduction rolls out of the ring, Crystal and Linda stare at each other but suddenly from behind comes Cherrie Hilton, knocking Linda into the mat. Cherrie then begins to stomp on Linda and calls Crystal over but Crystal shakes her head turns around and is met with a missile dropkick from the top rope by Katie Lee, knocking her down into the canvas.] Leah: Where did Katie come from?! JLT: There’s so many people in this match, you need to have to have eyes in the back of your head! [Katie stands over Crystal’s body and then does the Team Seduction pose to the crowd. Cherrie brings Linda to her feet and the two exchange punches with Cherrie getting the advantage by kicking Linda in her shin, causing her to jolt forward. Cherrie then goes for her stunner “Axe Crusher” finisher but Linda counters by shoving Cherrie forward.] JLT: Linda counters! [Katie Lee then runs towards Cherrie and leaps into the air with a leg lariat, taking Cherrie down into the canvas. Katie finds her feet but Undine suddenly spears her into the mat, Undine then nails Katie in the face with fists. Cherrie lies on the canvas as Linda Ragnal then signals to the crowd and runs to the ropes, she bounces back and executes a rolling thunder splash “Tidal Wave” finisher to Cherrie, connecting perfectly.] JLT: Linda nailed the Tidal Wave! [Linda then covers Cherrie.] JLT: Linda Ragnal’s got the pin! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Whoa! Lethal Dosage have been eliminated! Leah: That means we’re getting new champions tonight! [Crystal Hilton reaches the pin too late to interrupt it and then sighs. Crystal storms out of the ring, she brushes past Moira who pats her on the back and walks backstage, angry at her sister. Linda climbs off Cherrie with a smile on her face.] [“I Wanna Be Bad” by Willa Ford hits the PA system as Bobbi Jackson and Kassie make their entrance, Bobbi blows kisses to the fans, all smiles on her debut while Kassie stands next to her and poses for several seconds. The two newcomers then begin to strut their way down to the ring.] JLT: Bobbi Jackson and Kassie are the next entries! [Bobbi and Kassie reach the bottom of the ring but suddenly from behind comes Amber Burton, she attacks Kassie from behind and knocks her down onto the floor. Amber Burton then grabs Kassie, grabbing her by the collar and then tosses her into the steel steps.] Leah: What the hell?! [Bobbi Jackson stands surprised but Amber turns to her and nods, the two divas then slide into the ring. Amber and Undine immediately begin to exchange punches.] JLT: Is Amber Burton in this match now?! Leah: It looks like she and Bobbi are teaming up! [Bobbi approaches Seduction from behind and spins her around, Bobbi kicks her in the gut and pulls her into an implant DDT to drive her into the canvas. Amber then whips Undine to the ropes but Undine holds onto the ropes and prevents herself rebounding, Linda Ragnal then joins her partner.] [Linda and Undine then run towards Amber with a double clothesline but Amber ducks and handsprings to the ropes, Linda and Undine then turn around and Amber nails them with a handspring leg lariat to knock them both into the canvas.] JLT: That was nice move from Amber! She has to be exhausted, she already wrestled Noriko tonight! Leah: She just wants to win twice in one night! [Amber and Bobbi then stand, Katie Lee climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a flying cross body but Amber Burton ducks and Katie slams into Bobbi, knocking her into the canvas. Katie then holds her position to cover Bobbi as the referee counts.] JLT: Bobbi could be eliminated! [1] [2] [Amber interrupts the count.] Leah: S&M bitch to the rescue! [Amber then brings Katie to her feet by her hair, she pulls her into a neckbreaker position but Katie counters and nails Amber with an elbow to the face. Katie then whips Amber into the corner, Katie brings Bobbi to her feet and whips Bobbi to the opposite corner. Seduction then finds her feet and Team Seduction nod at each other.] [Katie and Seduction both run to their corners, leaping into the air with a flying clothesline. Katie and Seduction then grab Amber and Bobbi’s legs, sweeping them off their feet as they lie on their backs. Katie and Seduction then glance over their shoulders and smile at each other.] JLT: I think they’re going for their devastating catapult move! Leah: It’s my favourite! [Katie and Seduction then nail catapults to each of their opponents, causing Amber and Bobbi to fly through the air and smack into each other in the middle of the ring. They crash down into the canvas, both of them holding their heads from the thud.] JLT: Ouch! Did you see that impact? [Seduction covers Amber.] Leah: Seduction’s pinning! [1] [2] [Undine interrupts the count.] Leah: What is Undine doing? If Amber would have been pinned, she would have been eliminated! JLT: Hmm, maybe Undine thinks that if Seduction win, they’ll be a bigger threat than if Amber and Bobbi get through when they haven’t teamed together until tonight! Smart thinking! Leah: Yeah, Undine should be the next Dr. Phil or something! [Katie Lee then runs towards Undine but Undine counters her speed and grabs her by the head and tosses her over the top rope to the outside. Katie crashes on the padded floor as Lady Lui rushes over to tend to her. Seduction then stands and approaches Undine from behind. Seduction then leaps into the air and onto Undine’s shoulders and leans backwards with a reverse hurricanrana sending Undine into the mat.] [“Love On The Rocks” by the Darkness hits the PA system as the attention turn to the entrance way, Jennifer Collins struts out with former diva Jessie Lockhart at her side. The two look at each other and then walk down the ramp to the ring.] JLT: This is a surprise! Leah: Jennifer Collins and Jessie Lockhart! Jessie hasn’t been in DU since 2005 and now she’s back! [Katie Lee, on the outside of the ring, then lunges towards Jennifer and Jessie but Jennifer begins to nail her with forearms to the face. Jessie and Jennifer then grabs Katie and nails an Irish whip to her, sending her flying towards the ring post and colliding with it, knocking her down.] JLT: Oww! Leah: I’ve missed Jessie! [Jennifer and Jessie slide into the ring but Seduction immediately runs towards them, leaping into the air and knocking Jessie down with a dropkick. Bobbi Jackson then begins to exchange punches with Jennifer but Linda Ragnal then comes from behind to Jennifer, spinning her around but Jennifer counters and knees Linda in the stomach. Jennifer then pulls Linda into a pedigree position but Linda counters by sweeping Jennifer’s legs, causing Jennifer to land on her back.] [Jennifer then boots Linda in the chest, causing Linda to stumble backwards. Seduction then grabs Linda into a backslide and pins her shoulders to the mat, the referee counts.] Leah: Seduction has a sneaky pin! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Linda’s been eliminated! The Oceanics are out of the running! Leah: Blonde Ambition, Bobbi and Amber, Jessie and Jennifer, and Team Seduction are still in this match though! [Seduction then stands and smiles as Linda sits up, looking shocked and annoyed. Bobbi Jackson then stands with Amber Burton as the two watch the action, taking the chance to recuperate. Jennifer Collins then approaches Seduction and nails her with fists to the face, Jennifer then pulls Seduction into a Russian leg sweep and plants her in the canvas. Linda and Undine leave ringside with Moira Storm following.] [“Shake Ya Tailfeathers” by Nelly hits the PA system and the finals entry makes it way onto the stage, with the fans rising to their feet and cheering loudly. Carley and Courtney skip out onto the stage with Mistress in tow and begin to skip their way to the ring, slapping the hands fans.] Leah: Oh crap. JLT: Here comes Blonde Ambition! They’re the last entries! [Carley and Courtney slide into the ring as Amber and Bobbi immediately run towards them, Amber connects with a clothesline to Carley but Courtney ducks Bobbi’s clothesline. Courtney then stands and dances in the centre of the ring but Bobbi spins Courtney around and whips her to the ropes. Courtney bounces back as Bobbi picks her up ready for a sidewalk slam but Courtney counters into a headscissors takedown.] JLT: Nice move from Courtney, her speed makes up for her lack of brains! Leah: I hope Bobbi doesn’t join Blonde Ambition, I don’t want another lost to the dark side! [Bobbi flies across the ring, as Courtney hops to her feet and begins to applaud herself. Amber stomps on Carley in the corner, Jennifer Collins and Seduction continue to tie-up as Katie Lee and Jessie Lockhart make their way back into the ring, with all tag teams in the ring.] [Jennifer then clotheslines Seduction over the top rope to the outside and turns to Courtney Monroe, she spins her around and kicks her in the gut. She pulls her into a pedigree position and lifts her into the air, planting her in the canvas with an inverted pedigree “Rim Shot”.] JLT: Ouch! That move is so horrific! [Jessie Lockhart then whips Seduction across the ring into the corner, Jessie then tries to follow up with a running spear but Seduction moves out of the way and Jessie flies through the ropes, clipping the ringpost and crashing to the floor on the outside.] [Katie Lee then walks to the centre of the ring and does the Team Seduction symbol but Bobbi Jackson approaches her from behind and rolls her up into a school boy, the referee counts the cover.] JLT: Bobbi with a roll-up! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Team Seduction have been eliminated! Leah: Haha! [Seduction then looks up in shock as Lady Lui leaps onto the apron to protest, Bobbi Jackson then mocks the Team Seduction symbol, doing it herself. The referee then ushers Team Seduction from ringside. Amber then calls out to Bobbi as Amber whips Carley Monroe towards her but Carley Monroe counters the momentum and leaps into the air, knocking Bobbi down with a Lou Thesz press.] JLT: Go Carley! Go Carley! It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday! Leah: SHUT UP! [Carley nails Bobbi in the face with slaps but Amber Burton comes from behind, she yanks Carley into the air into a back suplex position but Carley counters with a bulldog and plants Amber into the canvas.] JLT: Carley’s on fire! Leah: BURN! BURN! BURN! [Carley then stands in the centre of the ring and strikes a superhero pose but Jessie Lockhart is on the apron, Jessie leans back on the ropes and springboards into the ring, connecting with a dropkick to the face of Carley, knocking her down into the mat.] Leah: Haha! I continue to love Jessie! Thank you Jess! [Jessie Lockhart and Jennifer Collins then target Bobbi Jackson, Jennifer nails Bobbi with a kick to the stomach and whips her to the ropes. Bobbi hits the ropes and bounces back as Jennifer lifts Bobbi into the air and Jessie drives into the mat with a neckbreaker and completing the 3D double team.] JLT: Whoa! 3D! [Jessie covers Bobbi.] [1] [2] [Amber Burton interrupts the count.] JLT: Amber saved her team! [Courtney Monroe finds her feet and helps her sister finds hers. Amber brings Jessie to her feet, Amber then whips Jessie towards Carley and Courtney but Carley and Courtney don’t attempt any move and Jessie smacks straight into them as the crowd laughs.] Leah: They are such idiots! [Jessie then stumbles backwards as Amber Burton smacks Jessie on the ass from behind. Jessie then spins around, swinging her fist for a punch but Amber ducks. Jessie stumbles forwards as Bobbi Jackson kicks her in the stomach, Bobbi then pulls her into a pedigree and leaps into the air, driving Jessie into the mat.] JLT: Bobbi nailed The Pedigree! That’s her finisher I believe! [Bobbi rolls Jessie over for a cover.] Leah: And here’s a pin! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Jessie and Jennifer are eliminated! It’s down to Bobbi and Amber against Blonde Ambition! They’re going to be our new champions! Leah: Bobbi and Amber, PLEASE! [Jennifer tried to interrupt the count but Amber speared her into the mat. Bobbi Jackson then stands with a smile on her face, Amber then tosses Jennifer Collins over the top rope and turns to face Blonde Ambition with a smile on her face.] JLT: I can’t believe it, Blonde Ambition have another shot to become the tag champions yet Bobbi Jackson has the same opportunity and on her debut! Leah: This is Divas Unleashed, amongst the pregnancies, miracles happen! [Carley and Courtney smile sheepishly at Amber and Bobbi. Amber and Bobbi then run towards Carley and Courtney but they counter with double spinning heel kicks to knock them into the mat. Carley and Courtney then dance at completing their moves, shaking their asses for the audience but Bobbi and Amber both reach up from behind them and pull them down into school boys.] JLT: School boys! These pins eliminated two teams already! [The referee counts.] [1] [2] [The Monroes roll out.] Leah: DAMN IT! [Amber finds her feet and targets Carley, she whips her into the corner. Bobbi does the same on the opposite corner with Courtney. Amber and Bobbi then call out to each other and both whip Carley and Courtney towards each other but the Monroes cartwheel out of the way.] JLT: Nice gymnastic ability from the Monroes though, it was uncharacteristically smart for them! [Courtney turns to face Amber Burton but Amber nails her with a mule kick to the face. Carley tries to kick Bobbi but Bobbi catches her foot, Carley hops on one leg and Bobbi pulls Carley forwards into a powerbomb position.] [Carley manages to counter with a hurricanrana and plants Bobbi in the centre of the ring. Carley then leaps to her feet and begins to celebrate but Amber Burton comes from behind, she grabs Carley’s leg and pushes her into the mat, applying a Sambo leg lock “Dominatrix Lock” finisher.] Leah: Tap! Carley! Tap! JLT: Stop hating on Blonde Ambition! [Courtney Monroe finds her feet and approaches Amber Burton, she kicks her in the head as Amber releases the hold. Courtney then pulls Amber to her feet and makes a funny face at her but Amber immediately nails her with a right hand that knocks her out onto the mat.] Leah: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! JLT: Amber just punked Courtney out! [Bobbi Jackson walks over to Amber as they bring Carley to her feet, they nod at each other. They whip Carley to the ropes and prepare for a double team move but Carley holds the ropes and doesn’t bounce back. Bobbi Jackson then runs towards Carley but Mistress yells out for Carley to low bridge and she does, as Bobbi flies over the top rope and crashes to the outside.] JLT: Mistress assisted that but it did it’s job! Bobbi’s out of the ring! Now Amber and Carley, alone! [Carley then turns and stares, amazed by what happened. Amber approaches Carley from behind and pulls her into a back suplex position but Carley uses the ropes and backflips behind Amber. Carley then leaps into the air and grabs Amber’s back, driving Amber backwards with a backcracker “Meanie Mangler”.] JLT: Carley nailed her finisher! She nailed the Meanie Mangler! [Carley quickly covers Amber.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] [3] JLT: It is! Blonde Ambition have done it! John Roe: Here are your winners and NEW Tag Team Champions…BLONDE AMBITION!! Leah: NOOOOOO!!! JLT: Blonde Ambition are the champs! [Carley sits up and her eyes suddenly pop out of her head, she leaps high into the air and begins to dance. Mistress climbs into the ring and runs to Carley and hugs her, the referee hands Carley both title belts as Courtney still lies knocked out on the canvas. Mistress then realises and runs over to her, helping her up.] Leah: Hopefully Courtney is dead… [On the outside of the ring, Bobbi stands holding her head and pulls Amber out of the ring by her leg. Mistress helps Courtney up and hands her the championship belt. Courtney groggily raises it in the air as Carley hugs her.] [Courtney then realises she’s won and gasps loudly and begins to leap up and down with Carley as the two Monroes giggle. Mistress looks on and smiles as the Monroes treat the fans to dancing as the sounds of Nelly fill the arena.] JLT: Blonde Ambition are the new champions! I’m so happy for them! They deserve it! Leah: Well, the match was good, even if I didn’t like who won! Bobbi Jackson impressed people, Jessie Lockhart worked her way into my heart, Lady Lui threw a hissy fit and Undine out-paled everyone! What more could you ask for? JLT: We- Leah: I just hate the winners! Ugh! JLT: Oh chill out, don’t ruin their celebration! You know you love Carley and Courtney really! Leah: Okay, maybe a teeny weeny tiny bit! <-Continue->