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Sunday 23rd May 2004
One Dream...
One Drive...
One Destiny...
Forsaken Destiny 2004
[We cut to the inside of the MGM Grand showground after the opening pay per view credits. The stage is designed with circular white steps with golden rails moving down to the stage arena which then splits into two opposite directions into the crowd with the middle extending downwards toward the ring. The circular video screen is hoisted up by golden hinges too.]
[The entrance way has two bullion bars which are pushed apart and an elevator which brings the diva from ground level to the top of the stairs. The fans cheer as the stage image fades to darkness and they cannot contain their excitement as the biggest event in Divas Unleashed year history is about to begin.]
[The sounds of an ocean playing are heard as the lights resume slowly and we see a woman with her long black hair dangling down the back of a long velvety red dress. She slowly turns around as the soft musical opening of “What About” plays and the fans applaud for the image of Janet Jackson.]
[She walks forward down the steps guided by two good looking men dressed in black suits, one grabbing her hand and the other the small of her back. Janet reaches the middle of the stage and the sudden break into the rocky chorus of the song erupts.]
[At the same time the two men grab the middle of Janet’s dress and pull it off without anything popping out. The fans cheer as Janet stands in a leather tube top with her infamous stomach showing and leather trousers on as she dances to the song.]
[She continues with her performance running to each side of the stage and converting with her dancers in some precarious positions and she dismisses them. They stand onto the stage as Janet nails a high and everlasting word on “about” and the music changes to a beat.]
[She stops the note as a loud tapping of a drum is heard and Lil’ Kim rises from the floor of the top of the steps as the fans shout approval. The rapper is wearing a white dress which covers her boobs, is cut down the middle and then expands when it hits her navel but leaves so little to imagination.]
[Her blondish brown curly tresses fall behind her as she raps her part of “Lady Marmalade” to the crowd while being guided to the stage by the two men as she works up the crowd. “I’ma keep playing these cats out like Atari” as she is handed a wine glass by the other dancer she takes a sip and screws up her face in disapproval.]
[She then throws it into the dancers face as her rap ends and Janet resumes her “What About” performance as her and Lil’ Kim gyrate into each other before it ends with a series of fireworks which look like explosions in front of them as the crowd go wild.]
[Janet Jackson and Lil’ Kim then hug each other and blow kisses to the crowd as we cut to a vignette which starts off with two legs getting out a limousine as we see the picture of Mya being the first shot on DU television. We then cut to Demonology and progress throughout the pay per views where we see some of the key moments from each of them to the sound of “Time Is Running Out” by Muse and we then end with all the banners following one and another in shots until we focus on the one for Forsaken Destiny which says “One Year” underneath.]
[“Hysteria” by Muse takes over as we pan into the screaming cheer who jump up and down with excitement running through each and everyone of their veins. The stage is hit by three parralell missiles which unites a huge pyrotechnic display of various colours and different styles.]
[We then cut to the ring where John Roe is dressed in a white suit stands next to the white-dress-dressed Krysta Taylor as they smile at the camera and they are our exchanging ring announcers.]
[Then we find ourselves at the commentary table where JLT looks gorgeous and Renegade even more so in a tuxedo. Renegade then nods to the camera as the fans behind them do whatever is possible to get onto screen.]
Renegade: Ladies, gentlemen, boys, girls and pets welcome to Forsaken Destiny! Coming to you strictly live from Las Vegas and it is our one year anniversary and it is going to be a non-stop party-fest of an event tonight!
JLT: I’m Jamie L. Tyland and I’m joined by my loveable rogue partner Renegade and we will be talking you through the evening and we have some off the wall, over the top, mind-blowing matches for you this evening!
Renegade: Mya and Star, the battle to settle all battles, is later tonight! After a rivalry which has spanned a year, a stipulation sure to shock, and two superstars dying to get their hands on the Unleashed Champion and each other, you are not going to miss it!
JLT: Katrina defends her Stripped Championship, one of five titles on the line this evening, against her former friends and original members Crystal, Taylor and Tequila in a “Sin City” match as we very well know, this is the world’s most unpredictable city so who knows what that match entails!
Renegade: I know! Something sinful! Kaci and Kristin finally, and boy do I use that term well, get their hands on each other. Kristin has caused endless problems for the Pinnacle of Perfection and the two will tango tonight in the centre of that ring. Kaci is just wishing away the time to get her hands wrapped around the neck of her nemesis.
JLT: Caitlin Fairchild and Bianca also go toe to toe in the ring tonight. Bianca and Caitlin has been crossing paths and with Bianca underestimating the rookie, much like Star did, Caitlin will have something major to prove our biggest event yet!
Renegade: I would love to be in a love triangle, well we think it is one of those, we have no clue anymore but Team X and Rhiannon and Sassy fight over the rights to Jake EB Wild. Jake will be swinging over the ring in a cage and the first to retrieve him will be crowned the official owner of his body.
JLT: Do you think it’s too late to enter? Ahem, anyway, another match we have tonight is the Askai Championship as Mystika and Pandora revive their 3WL feud and face off in what is expected to be a barbaric match. Mystika has been sidelined after losing her title and overshadowed but she and Pandora will be both aiming high tonight!
Renegade: The Rockford State Championship is defended as reigning champion Deidre takes on five other women after her obnoxious and arrogant ways painted a major target on her back. Lacy, Nikkita, Veronica, Jade and Laura all get their hands on the red-headed champ, this doesn’t look to good for her. Will she be able to prove she is the top dog after all?
JLT: Maybe Renny-baby, maybe. Shane Rockford and Vern Wheeler fight to the rights to the GWF contracts, Shane could lose some of his top stars if he loses, and Vern is a vindictive man who could ruin those stars if he got their hands on them. Remember folks, neither of this men have any in-ring experience! Just pure brawl is expected from these two millionaires tonight!
Renegade: The Tag Team Championship is defended as two married lesbian couples fight over the gold. Yuku Shiro and her wife Tara Lee against Hope Clarkson and her wife Faith, this feud has rapidly got more personal over the last few weeks and that match is coming up first!
JLT: Don’t forget we’ve got the former stars battle royal, a very special Diva of the Month presentation and special guest performances and live entrances. I present you, with great pleasure, our year anniversary show Forsaken Destiny!
Tag Team Championship
Renegade: To open our wonderful evening we have the Tag Team Championship! Tara Lee-Shiro and her lesbian wife Yuku Shiro defend against Hope Clarkson and her lesbian wife Faith Clarkson.
JLT: What Renegade is trying to say, but with more class, two married lesbians are going to turn him out all the way through this match, he’ll make dozens of sexual innuendos and jokes and then at the end he’ll take a trip to the bathroom to finish himself “off” during a backstage broadcast.
Renegade: How the hell did you know?!
JLT: I’ve worked with you for six months. This match was signed and personally requested by Yuku after Hope n’ Faith abducted Tara Lee and then locked her in a closet gagged.
Renegade: After rumours and news of a “doomed” marriage honour matches ensued but now this is the biggest honour of them all. Hope n’ Faith have been undefeated as a tag team so who will come out on top?
[We cut to John Roe in the ring.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match for the tag team championships!
["The Rain" by DMX erupts from the PA system as smoke fills the ramp way slowly seeping down to the ring side area, and the lights go dim; close to pitch black. As the music picks up a lone raven flies through the smoke all the way to the ring, and perches on top of a ring rope cawing at the referee. Out of the smoke steps Yuku Shiro with her hair slicked back with white and black make-up on her face like that of the CROW from the movies. She stands there decked out in a long black matrix type trench coat, a long sleeve skin tight black shirt, low rider leather pants which show her black thong G- string, and shin high biker boots. Yuku slowly heads to the ring in silence as the fans watch on in amazement. Shiro reaching the ring slides in getting to her feet, walks over to a turnbuckle and climbs it looking into the cheer and mystified crowd. Yuku the hops down and removes her trench coat to reveal that her black skin tight shirt is backless, revealing her pair of huge dark tattooed angel wings with cover her back, as the raven flies off and perches itself on the announcer's table. Yuku stands there in silence waiting.]
[“Bitch” by Meredith Brooks hits the PA system as her wife Tara Lee-Shiro rides out on a red and white motorcycle with her championship over her shoulder, she revs it up and rides to the ring before climbing into the ring and kissing Yuku on the lips.]
John Roe: Introducing first, Lady Dark Fist herself and the reigning tag team champions, Tara Lee and Yuku Shiro…LADIES OF RAGE!!!
[Yuku and Tara await the arrival of the other married lesbians in the ring when the video comes alive with a backstage feed. A Japanese woman is seen carrying Yuku’s child, Sakura, in her arms and enters the champions’ locker room. The woman puts the child down on the sofa and leaves the room as next to it lies a letter. Yuku looks frozen.]
JLT: A mysterious woman just gave Yuku her baby back…huh? Wait, I’m confused.
[From behind comes Hope and Faith with clotheslines to the back of the head. Hope tosses Tara Lee over the top rope as the lesbians gang up on Yuku pounding her with boots and fists. Christine takes her place at ringside as Faith decides she will start the match.]
Renegade: Our producer is telling us Hope and Faith came through the crowd, and the are now going under the tag name of “Pain and Pleasure”. Kinky.
[Faith scoops Yuku up and tosses her to the corner slapping her across the face. Faith then nails a few more shots before whipping Lady Dark Fist across the ring and following up with a body splash. Faith Clarkson then applies a side headlock and tags in Hope. Hope climbs to the top rope as Faith twists Yuku’s arm around and pulls it out for Hope to nail a punch to the elbow.]
[Hope then scoops up Yuku and plants her with a sidewalk slam before the lesbian couple both grab each of her arms and pull them back in a double arm bar. The referee breaks the hold though and sends Faith out of the ring. This distraction allows Tara Lee-Shiro to kick Hope in the face sending her off her submission.]
JLT: Hope and Faith are very much technical wrestlers compared to the high flying martial arts style of Ladies of Rage.
Renegade: I love that name. There is absolutely nothing better than a lady of rage in bed. They’re so fierce.
[Christine climbs onto the apron and begins to bitch at the referee for Tara’s interference, this gives time for Faith to climb into the ring as Hope and Faith pull Yuku to her feet and deliver a diving DDT to the canvas. Faith sneakily climbs out of the ring but Tara Lee flies in with a hurricanrana to Hope.]
[Christine drops off the apron as Tara pulls Hope to her feet and positions her for her pedigree finisher the “Sweetthing” which connects as Tara drives Hope into the mat. The referee, an upstanding abider of match rules, then shoves Tara out of the ring.]
JLT: If Yuku covers, this could be over!
[Yuku then rolls over and hooks the leg of Hope as the referee drops to count.]
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Renegade: They’ve won!
[Christine yanks Yuku out of the ring at the last second. Yuku then nails a roundhouse kick to the personal trainer and slides back into the ring as Faith tries to spear her down. Yuku leapfrogs over her and Tara sends her flying into the ring post.]
[Yuku then tags in Tara as she hops over the ropes and clutches Faith’s body rolling her into a roll up pin but the referee refuses to count as she isn’t the legal woman. Tara then finds her feet and pulls Hope up by her hair; Hope counters with a throat thrust which catches Tara off guard.]
[Hope then takes a step back and unleashes a superkick to the face of Tara sending her back to her corner. From behind comes Yuku grabbing Hope’s head and pulling her backwards slamming her head into the mat.]
JLT: This match has lost all control! I don’t know whose legal anymore!
Renegade: The referee has given up.
[Faith scoops up Yuku from behind in a back suplex but Yuku rolls out of it and lands on her feet. Yuku locks on a Dragon Sleeper, springboard off the second rope into a somersault over opponent, then comes down hitting a stunner. Tara Lee and Yuku then both whip Pain and Pleasure to the corner. They each prop their respective opponents on the turnbuckle, Tara Lee then leaps off with her signature “Lee DDT”.]
JLT: Lee DDT!
[Yuku locks Faith in a dragon sleeper from behind, then hoists her into a reverse vertical suplex position. She then cradles the leg closest to her, and kicks her legs out from underneath her driving the Faith's head straight down to the canvas.]
Renegade: Ouch, that was Yuku’s finisher, the Life Hammer!
[Yuku then rolls Faith over into a cover as Christine stands on the apron. Tara Lee-Shiro then leaps over the top rope and into her body sending the two women flying back down to the padded area below. The referee refuses to count Yuku’s cover.]
JLT: Faith is not legal, Hope is!
Renegade: Yuku looks mad!
[Yuku then grabs the referee by his shirt and aims to punch him but Hope comes from behind with a French kiss to Yuku forcefully getting her distracted until dropping her with a brainbuster.]
Renegade: Yuku just got the “Kiss of Death”! I want one! Do me! Do me!
JLT: You are such a pervert. What happening to “I’m cleaning up my act?”
[Hope then climbs to the top turnbuckle as Tara and Christine find their feet, Hope launches off onto them with a somersault splash as they fall on the outside. In the ring, Faith and Yuku lie motionless.]
[Hope then whips Tara into the steel steps but it is reversed as Tara then sends Hope into them. The blonde bombshell then rams Hope’s head into the announcers table a few times before rolling her back into the ring.]
JLT: Action tonight is right in our faces! Literally!
[Hope then stands up dazedly and Tara scales the ropes as she stands on the top one. She leaps into the ring with an axe handle smash but Hope Clarkson counters as she suddenly turns around bringing it into a stunner. Tara Lee falls among the bodies of Faith and Yuku.]
[Hope then picks up Tara’s legs as she lies in the centre of the ring and twists her and turns her into a figure four leg lock and finally applies it to one half of the tag champions, with the titles on the line and her partners down.]
Renegade: Hope Dies! That’s her finishing move!
[Tara Lee reaches for the ropes but she fails to reach them. Hope then applies more pressure as Tara finally taps out and Hope releases the hold. Hope then gets up with a huge smile on her face as Christine starts to jump up and down on the outside.]
JLT: They won!
John Roe: Here are your winners…PAIN AND PLEASURE!!!
[Christine snatches the tag titles from Krysta as she rolls into the ring and hugs Hope and they help up Faith. The threesome hug and raise their titles, still battered from their match as they smile while the fans boo them.]
Renegade: Our first match of the evening crowns new champions! Pain and Pleasure, Hope and Faith, they are the new tag team champions. I’m impressed, they’re now undefeated as a tag team!
JLT: That is a pretty impressive record. Good luck to Hope and Faith, the fans don’t seem to approve of them dethroning Ladies of Rage though. I’m sure Yuku and Tara will have words backstage.
Renegade: Go lesbians!
[Backstage we capture eye on two women. One being top journalist and very bold and forward, Leah, and the other being Bad Influence herself Tequila dressed in her ring attire. Leah nods to the director and points the microphone to the direction of her mouth as they stand in front of a giant DU logo.]
Leah: I’m here backstage with Tequila who has a championship shot this evening. Undeservedly I might add. How are you feeling with this being only like your third match?
Tequila: Everybody has been talking about me having ring rust, I’m not as good as I used to be. Well that’s just a lot of bullshit to be totally honest with you Leah. So what if I haven’t wrestled in a long time, personally I think that makes me even better.
Leah: Why?
Tequila: Because I have freshness, I have not been worn out like this other stars with their “hectic” schedules. God knows how Katrina manages to wrestle and have sex, Crystal just drinks constantly and Taylor is some cocaine addict without a clue in her small-minded, bitchy little head.
Leah: Harsh comments. What happens if you win tonight? Are you going to become a full-time wrestler?
Tequila: I’m not. Due to my power position being such a major share holder, it would be unfair to bistoe such harshness on my fellow strippedians. Instead I will be issuing a tournament for the belt, I think this match was such a bad move by Emerald so I would re-instate some sense in DU.
Leah: Your friends are in this match, they are crappy friends who are just mainly whores but still your choice, your friends, is it going to be hard to wrestle them?
Tequila: I hate Taylor immensely and I faced Crystal last month. After their comments this week, they are my friends no more. Especially when Katrina assaulted me with her belt, I should strip her of that championship for being such a heinous and cruel woman!
[Just like clockwork, Tequila is hit in the back of the head by a piece of gold and is thrusted to the floor a few feet away as Katrina stands with a smile on her face. Leah stands horrified as Katrina begins to put her boots to Tequila and rams the belt into her head a few more times.]
Woman: Katrina!
[Katrina turns around at the sound of her name as Taylor slams into her and they begin to exchange punches, Katrina then turns and runs and shoves Leah into Taylor’s path delaying the Angel of Death as she tosses the reporter to the floor. Leah grunts on impact and Taylor chases off in hot pursuit.]
JLT: Taylor and Katrina are chasing each other! Katrina attacked Tequila for no good reason, Katrina is turning into something bad Renegade, I’m slightly worried.
Renegade: Did you not here the comments Tecky was making? She had it coming, in fact, it was kind of overdue. Not to mention Katrina needs to keep the divas in line, maybe she was just giving Tequila a special showing of the belt. She does those for Shane.
JLT: From behind?
Renegade: Hell yeah! Did you not rent the Sex Files?!
JLT: I meant the assault!
Renegade: The what now?
[We cut to another location where we are in the room of Team X. It is a ravishing red and has photos of Hope and Faith indulging in lesbian acts and a wedding photo to tease Felicity some more. There is a heart-shaped bed, ruby sofas and red carpet. Jake EB Wild is wearing casual attire as Felicity and Valeria are standing in their ring attire. Holly speaks up.]
Holly Wentz: What’s with the shag-pad Jake?
Jake EB Wild: Hope and Faith had it custom made for us! Isn’t that nice, I think we’ll thank them by going out to dinner with them later on. It is the least we can do.
Felicity: No way! No way in hell! I am not going out with those side-show freaks, they’re sick! No way! I want to go out and celebrate our win as a team! They’re not part of our team.
[Felicity calms herself down as the other members look shocked. Jake coughs and speaks up.]
Jake EB Wild: This is my fault. Guys, I’m sorry. I know I’ve been busy with Rhiannon, I was lovestruck with her and she’s married. I love you guys better, you’re my protégés, this is my team, I should have been here with you instead of canoodling her.
Felicity: We did try to tell you.
Jake EB Wild: I know, so I’ll let you what I’ll do. If we win the match tonight, I will not only break off my relationship with Rhainnon, we’ll plant some cannabis on them, have them searched and voila! They’re fired!
Holly Wentz: Can we smoke it afterwards?!
Valeria Sanchez: Holly! You know we don’t do drugs!
[Holly laughs hardly.]
Holly Wentz: Oh that was a good one, with all the caffeine you consume you’re all going to be dead by 35! Haha! And the best thing about it is! I don’t drink coffee! I’m sorry, that was inappropriate but still! Made me laugh.
Jake EB Wild: ….anyway, we need to get going. I need to get into that cage. Bastard stipulation. Have these people not heard of the hazards of being in cages above the ring!
"Rights To Jake EB Wild" Tag Team Match
[The arena begins to silence, as the empty ring seems to sigh as it prepares to have bodies slammed on its canvas. Suddenly a small stripper cage begins to lower from the ceiling as the larger steel cage stays in place for the main event. The crowd begins to cheer in anticipation for what they realize is the next match…]
Renegade: A stripper cage!
JLT: Oh hell. This can only mean that our next match is…
["Wild Thing" by Lenny Kravitz plays and Jake Wild walks out on the stage from the elevator shaft to a huge applause from the females in the crowd. The porn king proceeds to the ring wearing a white shirt, which stretches across his bulging pectorals, and a silver piece of “ice” with “Jake EB Wild” across it hangs from his neck. He walks down to the ring, and flexes for a woman at ringside to touch his arm before sliding into the ring and standing in front of the cage.]
Krysta Taylor: Ladies & Gentlemen… the following contest is for the Rights To JAKE EB WILD!!! The winner of the match will be determined by the first team to unlock Jake from the cage, which hangs 15 feet above the ring…
[Jake gets into the cage and it is shut on him. He shakes the door, signifying that he is indeed locked inside. He blows a kiss to Krysta who rolls her eyes. Jake is then pulled up as the cage begins to swing side to side and in a circle as Jake become in full view of the entire arena. His music cuts. "Pretty Tied Up" by Guns and Roses plays over the sound system, and the lights fade until the words "perils of Rock and Roll decadence" is heard as the first words in the song. Then with a loud explosion, pyros goes off as the elevator shaft opens to applause from the crowd. Valeria Sanchez & Miss Felicity then strut out on stage in their mix-matching ring attire and pose before continuing down to the ring.]
Krysta Taylor: Making their way to the ring from Miami, Florida and the Haven respectively… Valeria Sanchez and Miss Felicity… TEAM X!!!
[Team X runs down the ramp and slides into the ring before jumping onto the ropes and posing for the crowd. They see Jake above the ring, as he swings back and forth and gives a worried look to Valeria and Miss Felicity. The lights dim a red light shines into the ring and the start of "Everybody's Fool" by Evanescence is heard throughout the arena. Miss Rhiannon appears at the top of the stage her long blonde hair pulled back into a tight pony tail, her assets tightly protected by her black shiny leather sleeveless top with matching shiny leather pants and wrestling boots, as Sassy walks out next to her in an all black cat suit. They march down the ramp without touching a single outstretched hand much to the dismay of the fans.]
Krysta Taylor: And their opponents… making their way to the ring, MISS RHIANNON AND SASSY ALLUNDRA!!!
[Miss Rhiannon walks up the ring stairs, raises an eyebrow at the crowd before entering the ring via the bottom rope, as Sassy climbs the steel steps. As Sassy steps onto the apron, Miss Felicity dropkicks her! Sassy flies off the ring and falls onto the black mats as Miss Rhiannon grabs Miss Felicity from behind, but Valeria kicks Miss Rhiannon in the gut. Felicity and Valeria then give Miss Rhiannon a double DDT!!!]
Renegade: You see this is why you shouldn’t cause drama. You get hurt…
[As Miss Felicity and Valeria stand up and begin kicking away at Rhiannon, Sassy slides into the ring with a ladder! Sassy holds the ladder horizontally and runs right towards Valeria and Felicity, taking Team X out by clothlining them with the ladder!]
JLT: I believe everyone in the situation gets hurt dear.
[As the crowd roars as Valeria and Felicity’s skulls echo from their collision with the ladder, Sassy sets the ladder up vertically in the ring underneath Jake! Sassy begins to climb and Rhiannon gets to her feet in the corner. Valeria and Felicity begin to get up as well as Sassy nears the top of the ladder. Valeria sees Sassy scaling and immediately goes to knock the ladder over, but Miss Rhiannon nails Valeria in the face with her ‘Sexy Seniorita Kick’ JUST INCHES before Valeria grabbed the ladder! As Sassy touches the cage that encloses Jake, Miss Felicity grabs Sassy’s foot and yanks! Sassy flies straight down and lands on her feet, but her face hits a step on the ladder! She falls on her back and grabs her face in pain.]
Renegade: YOWZA!
JLT: She couldn’t have broken her nose just then.
[Rhiannon and Felicity stand on opposite sides of the ladder and glare at each other through the rungs. They then begin to climb on each side! The crowd begins cheering as the two divas near the top, with Jake being the pinnacle of their ascent. Felicity and Rhiannon are now in grabbing range of each other near the top of the ladder, when Rhiannon grabs Felicity and bashes her face on the top step of the ladder! Felicity tilts, but manages to stay on the ladder. Felicity tries to shake off the headache, while Miss Rhiannon grabs the cage! Jake begins to yell for Felicity as Rhiannon reaches towards the door handle! Felicity finally snaps out of it and punches Rhiannon in the gut, causing her to double over on the top step of the ladder! Miss Felicity then grabs Miss Rhiannon, and hits her ‘Acid Drop’ from the top of the ladder!!!!!]
JLT: SHIT!
[Miss Rhiannon and Miss Felicity crash on the mat with viciousness as the crowd goes wild! Jake puts his hand over his mouth, as he looks worried over the move. A few replays are shown of the move as we see Valeria setting up a table in front of the ramp! Valeria slides into the ring while Sassy gets to her feet inside the corner. Valeria folds the ladder up and charges towards Sassy in the corner, but Sassy moves out of the way. As Valeria turns around, Sassy dropkicks the ladder and by doing so launches Valeria backwards into the corner! The ladder becomes wedged between the 2nd and 3rd rope, and traps Valeria behind it! Valeria can’t get her arms up, and Sassy walks up to Valeria and slaps her across the face! Valeria’s red locks hide a defiant stare from Sassy, who laughs. Valeria tries to get out of her predicament, but can’t, giving Sassy a window of opportunity. Sassy slides out of the ring as Valeria uses her body to shake back and forth to get her arms out, in which she finally loosens the ladder! Sassy doesn’t realize Valeria still isn’t trapped as she slides into the ring with a chair!]
Renegade: She’s going to knock Valeria’s lights out!
[Sassy rears back with the chair and Valeria throws the ladder! The ladder connects with Sassy’s gut, causing Sassy to fall backwards with the ladder on top of her. The chair in Sassy’s hand flew into the air, and nails her in the face! Valeria sees her opening and runs towards the ropes as the crowd cheers. Valeria springboards backwards off the second rope and nails “The Flame Thrower” lionsault on the ladder, on top of Sassy Allundra!!!]
JLT: Oooo… Pepto-Bismol won’t make that stomach ache go away.
[Valeria crumbles over into the fetal position grabbing her stomach as Sassy lays motionless under the ladder. Miss Felicity is then seen entering the ring, to the applause of the fans! She grabs the ladder and sets it up underneath Jake as Rhiannon brings in another ladder! Rhiannon jabs the top of the ladder into Felicity’s gut! Rhiannon then uses the end of the ladder to nails Felicity in the face! The steel cuts Felicity’s cheek and blood begins to flow. Felicity pulls herself up, while Rhiannon sets the ladders next to each other, and each woman begins to scale on opposite sides, on separate ladders. As Felicity and Rhiannon get near the top, Valeria scales on the same ladder as Rhiannon next to Felicity. Jake looks down at the three women climbing underneath him.]
Renegade: Hey, I bet this reminds him of that one film he made entitled “Under The Semen”. You know, the one part with the mermaids and the Jacuzzi…
JLT: Is it bad I know what you’re talking about for once? Damn frat parties.
[Felicity and Rhiannon each grab part of the cage, as does Valeria, suddenly Sassy kicks the ladders over! All three women now hang from the bottom of the cage as Sassy puts the two ladders in the corners, and the kicking ensues between the divas, with Team X seemingly getting the better of Rhiannon. Sassy however grabs Felicity’s foot! In vengeance from earlier, Sassy pulls Felicity down and Felicity lands HARD on her back with a sickening thud.]
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