Sunday 18th June 2006
MGM Grand, Las Vegas, Nevada

Forsaken Destiny 2006. Third Year. Third Chance. Third Drive. Third Dream. Third Destiny. [The opening credits of Divas Unleashed roll, beaming into the living rooms of a global audience, with people from all parts of the world tuning into the biggest DU event of the year. The credits end with the DU logo, which fades to an external shot of the Las Vegas skyline, with cheers from the fans inside the arena heard. The camera then cuts to the famous MGM Grand. We then cut inside the arena, as the arena is in darkness.] [A countdown begins on the video screens, which hang above the stage. The countdown reaches “0” and the fans cheer. Suddenly a large explosion hits the stage, in an array of red, orange and white colours fly into the air in all different directions. The opening of “Ready To Go” by Republica begins to play.] [The rift of the song kicks as the lights resume, we see the band Garbage playing on the stage, and the cameras cuts to the wrestling ring where Shirley Manson stands, as the fans cheer her. Shirley is dressed in a black dress with a red belt, and black tights with red shoes. She brings the microphone to her lips, and sings out the theme.] You're weird, in tears, too near and too far away, He said, saw red, went home stayed in bed all day, Your t'shirt, dish dirt, Always love the one you hurt [The camera pans to the stage, which is designed in a futuristic form. There are steps which drop down from an entrance way, which is designed from the number “3” with the “-“ opening to allow entrance and exits. The stage has various conveyorbelts, which allow Garbage’s male musicians be transported around the stage. In the ring, Shirley Manson grabs onto the top rope and leans over it, singing to the fans in the audience.] It's a crack, I'm back yeah standing On the rooftops shouting out, Baby I'm ready to go I'm back and ready to go From the rooftops shout it out It's a crack, I'm back yeah standing On the rooftops having it Baby I'm ready to go I'm back and ready to go From the rooftops shout it out, shout it out [Shirley shakes her hips in the ring, and leaping up and down occasionally as she belts up the Republica classic. The fans cheer as Shirley smiles to some fans who cheer her, the lights in the arena dip to an orange strobelight as the director of the show cuts to various fans, Shirley and the guitarists.] You sleep, too deep, one week is another world Big mouth, big mouth, drop out, drop out You get what you deserve You're stange, insane, one thing you can never change [As the chorus arrives again, Shirley climbs onto the ropes and looks up into the air as she sings, giving the microphone 110% of her versatile voice. We cut to a fan dressed in the audience who holds up a sign saying “Marry Me Shirley!” and blows kisses to the Garbage frontwoman.] It's a crack, I'm back yeah standing On the rooftops shouting out, Baby I'm ready to go I'm back and ready to go From the rooftops shout it out It's a crack, I'm back yeah standing On the rooftops having it Baby I'm ready to go I'm back and ready to go From the rooftops shout it out, shout it out [The camera cuts to the stage, where the moving members of Garbage as being moved in different directions, criss-crossing each other, and the camera zooms in on the guitars for the rock solo part of the song.] Abused, confused, always love the one that hurt ya hurt ya hurt ya [As the songs reaches it’s climax, streamers and balloons begin to fall from the ceiling, of the signature colours of FD3. The fans grab them, as Shirley Manson kicks them around in the ring with her as some streamers land on her hair. A few fans pop the balloons and begin to hit them to each other in the stands. Shirley continues to sing, now on her knees, she looks around the arena.] It's a crack, baby I'm ready to go Baby I'm ready to go... [As the song reaches it’s end, Shirley then stands up and takes a bow as the fans cheer and rise to their feet. Shirley then stands in the ring, breathing heavily from her engertic performance. The CD version of “Ready To Go” then blasts around the arena, as the cameraman takes us on a ride of the various signs held up by the crowd.] [The director picks out the best signs, with many being in foreign languages. “Hire Suri Cruise!”, “Aphrodite is a hermaphrodite!”, “Mom! I’m a lesbian!”, “Screw the puppies, I want pussies!” and “WWE confiscated my sign!” are just a select few. We cut to the commentary table, as Leah sits in a black dress, as she wearings a diamond headband around her hairline and looks very demure for once, JLT sits next to her, her hair up as she wears a red evening gown, with a gold necklace. JLT smiles into the camera and speaks with excitement obvious in her voice.] JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to Forsaken Destiny III! Yes, this huge event is finally here, the wait is over, you can sit back and relax because for the next four hours, we’ve got an awesome display of Divas Unleashed’s finest coming right at you! Leah: That’s right you fat pieces of shit, you lean back in your recliner chairs, with one hand down your pants and one hand grasping your beer and let’s hope you have a heart attack over all the steaming hot outfits our divas are wearing! JLT: Leah! That’s no way to talk to our fans! Leah: What?! JLT: Great, we’ve been on air for two minutes and already you’ve insulted our viewers, I apologise ladies and gentlemen! As you can tell, that is my good friend and Leah, who verbally abuses me on a regular bases but you know it wouldn’t be an event worth watching without her! Leah: Aww, thank you Jamie! JLT: You’re welcome, as Leah says I’m Jamie L. Tyland, and I am a woman! I just happen to have a unisex name, nevertheless we are here with you to enjoy this experience with you, and we hope it shapes up to be one of the best Divas Unleashed pay-per-views ever! Leah: It certainly looks that way, we’ve got an awesome line-up of matches tonight, and let’s start with our most anticipated match of the night, the battle for the Unleashed Championship! Chimera and Katia, the arch-rivals, face off for Chimera’s championship belt in our final match of the evening, I can’t wait to see those two women rip each other to shreds! There’s so much hate in this encounter, I love it! JLT: That’s true, and moving on to a match not necessarily fuelled by hate but by their own egos! We’ve got a grudge match between Star and Yuku Shiro, to settle the debate of who is the true “Queen of Divas Unleashed”! Star’s making a special one-night-only return to the ring to take on her long-term rival and I am so excited to see the Glittering Goddess and Lady Fist fight it out for the final time! Leah: Star will have to shake off that ring rust, and speaking of shaking off, Mystika has been trying to shake off Amaryllis Vasquez’s apparent curse on her career and has already severed her friendship with Icenique, and turned nasty! We’re going to see the friends turned enemies fight it out tonight as Icenique and Mystika go head to head, and no doubt this match will be effected by Amaryllis’ constant presence! JLT: Yes, Amaryllis ruined their friendship! And tonight, Aphrodite will face the possibility of ruining her manicure as she takes on Tracee Nguyen in a fight for the Stripped Championship! We’ve got a fitting “Las Vegas” match, and Aphrodite will need to be on her game tonight to put away Tracee, Tracee certainly wants that title belt! Leah: Tracee is no match for Aphrodite’s fabulousness! We’ve also got a ladder match for the Divas Unleashed Tag Team Championships as Blonde Ambition, Goofy Goths and Joshi Revolution all challenge the champions The Occult for the gold in what is sure to be an awesome match! There’s so many women in that match, you know it’s going to be complete chaos! JLT: Ladders are dangerous objects, and thankfully the managers have been managed from ringside for that match, that lowers the numbers count! From one high participants match to another, we’ve also got the fight for the Rockford State Championship! The belt is currently vacant but won’t be for very long as we’ve got Amanda Kauffman, Crystal Hilton, Summer McCoy, Suzie Woods and newbies KibbyD, Lenne Perez all fighting it out for a chance to leave here with the RS title! Leah: That should be a great match, and we’ve also got the cool, upcoming Tiger Lily taking on the old bag that is Dame Barbara over the Askai Championship! Barbara has turned into a vicious old hag since her return, and I sincerely hope surfer girl Lily snatches that championship from her ancient claws! JLT: That’s not being very objective, Barbara has a lot of experience and has held that championship for a long time, Barbara may not be the nicest woman but she is a living legend! We’ve also got the bitchfight between Felicity and Tequila, a feud that’s been building for over a year, and it all climaxes tonight! Leah: I wonder how many times Felicity climaxed with Shane? I can’t wait to see that, you know they’re going to be scratching each other’s eyes out, all over that nasty man! Let’s not forget, Tequila is now the wife of Shane while Felicity is his baby momma! JLT: It’s a situation made for Jerry Springer, to say the least! We’ve also got Joanie Storm taking on Laura in our opening contest, as those two powerful vixens return to Divas Unleashed action and what better way to do so? To open this grand event! I’m excited for that, Joanie Storm is an odd one! Leah: Laura is a foul-mouthed bitch, if she coloured her hair on a regular basis, she could very well pass for Lil’ Kim! We’ve also got some special guests tonight, and some surprises and exclusive backstage interviews with superbitch Krysta Taylor, and the Diva of the Month award and so much stuff! I have a headache already! JLT: Give your temples a rub Leah because we’re just get started! Forsaken Destiny III is underway! Standard Match Joanie Storm v Laura JLT: To kick of us with the action here on FD3, we’ve got two women who have both recently made a return to Divas Unleashed! In one corner, we’ve got Laura, armed with Kendra Wecker and a foul-mouth, she attacked Aphrodite during her “Bikini Catwalk” and made an impact on her return! Leah: Then there’s Joanie Storm whose recently escaped from an English mental asylum and is, well, a fucking nutcase! JLT: Leah! That’s no way to describe her! Leah: What would you call her? JLT: Okay, a nutcase. However, she’s a nutcase who can wrestle but she’ll have to shake off some ring rust tonight, especially since Laura looks to be in fine physical condition, her abs look as hard as rocks! Lets take a look at how this match came about! [-Full History-] [We cut to John Roe in the centre of the ring, he’s dressed smartly in a tuxedo with a black tie and his face cleanly shaven and his bald head shimmering in the light. He brings the microphone to his lips.] John Roe: The opening contest is a standard match scheduled for one fall. [A pink and purple spotlight focus on the entanceway as "No Daddy" by Teairra Marie begins to play. As the first verse ends, Joanie appears from behind the curtain. She walks sensually to the middle of the ramp. She glances to her left then to her right. Seeing a guy with his girlfriend, she walks slowly toward them. She gives the guy a sexy smile and goes into kiss him, she then quickly grabs his girlfriend by the face and pushes her away. She walks away laughing making her way to the ring. Sliding under the bottom rope, she becomes serious as she awaits her opponent to enter the ring.] John Roe: Introducing first, from Charlotte, North Carolina; at a weight of 119lbs...JOANIE STORM!!! [As the opening for "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne blares, the arena lights dim and upon the first "clapping" sequence about 12.5 seconds, a huge blast of purple and pink pyro goes off at the top of the entrance ramp. As the smoke from the explosion clears a figure can be seen standing in the smoke. As the horns resume at about 18 seconds, the figure comes out from the smoke and we see it is Laura. Laura makes her way to the ring with a cocky smirk and a cocky swagger in her step, doing so in the middle of the ramp so that way no fans can make any contact with her and within 15 seconds has gotten to the ring, where upon she dives into it headfirst. Once back on her feet she climbs to the second rope of the closest turnbuckle and poses herself with her arms in the shape in an "L" and takes in the fans' reactions towards her before getting down and sprinting to the turnbuckle directly diagonal from the one she was on, gets on the second rope there and poses with her arms in an "L" again.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Oshkosh, Wisconsin; at a weight of 134lbs, she is accompanied to the ring by Kendra Wecker, the Queen of Wrestling...LAURA!!! [The referee calls for the bell and Joanie Storm places her arm in the air and Laura grabs it. It seems that the two divas have engaged in a little test of strength battle and both of them seemed to be evenly matched. Joanie whips Laura against the ropes and Storm goes for a clothesline but The Queen of Wrestling is able to dodge it. On the way back Laura goes for a speedy kick but Joanie is able to move out of the way just in time.] JLT: This is a nice start to the match so far, both divas look evenly matched! [The fans seem to be applauding and the two divas just continue to go after each other. Joanie however tries to kick Laura in the midsection and The Queen of Wrestling leg sweeps her to the ground. Joanie falls straight on her back and she begins to grab it in pain, and Laura takes the time to take an early advantage in the match as the Queen of Wrestling quickly bounces off the ropes and rushes back with a missile drop kick. Joanie gets sent straight to the floor and she desperately struggles to get to her feet. Laura smiles as she quickly runs and scoops Joanie for a pin, the referee begins to count.] Leah: First pin of the night! [1] [2] [No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] JLT: That seemed to be a close one there! Leah: It’s going to take more than that to keep Joanie down, I mean she overpowered a bunch of guards to escape and managed to fly all the way into Las Vegas without getting caught by the white coats! If she’s not a wrestler, she should be a spy! [Just at the last second Joanie is able to kick out of the move, and Laura seems to be shocked. She starts to argue with the referee. As Joanie slowly rises to her feet. At this point Laura runs after Joanie again but Joanie moves out of the way and sends The Queen of Wrestling into one of the corner turnbuckles. Joanie charges after her, but Laura is able to hop up as Joanie runs into the turnbuckle and Laura tries to bridge over for a pin but Joanie doesn’t go down and she pushes Laura off of her. Joanie grabs Laura by the feet and pins her head into Laura’s stomach. Joanie illegally uses the ropes for leverage and the referee begins to count.] [1] JLT: No this isn’t right the referee should break this up, come on ref! [2] Leah: Do whatever you can to win the match, I like that! [No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] [Before the referee counts to three the referee notices that Joanies feet is on the ropes and asks her to take them off. Joanie smiles as she does exactly what the referee asks her to do. As Joanie is laughing Laura uses Joanies distraction to get an advantage. She spring boards off the ropes and attempts to catch Joanie with a hurricarana, but Joanie appears to be fighting it off. Joanie reverses it and powerbombs The Queen of Wrestling straight to the mat. Laura grabs her back in pain. She ascends each rope until she is on top of the turnbuckles.] JLT: Joanie really can take control of this match with a big move here! She could put Laura away! Leah: I’ll believe it when I see it! [Joanie leaps off of the top ropes in an attempt to hit a moonsault on the motionless diva but to her surprise when she lands on Laura, Laura flips over and rolls backwards and is now hooking the leg of the Joanie. The referee quickly gets down on the mat and starts to make the count.] [1] JLT: Nice reversal but will it be enough? Leah: It just might be! [2] [No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] [Just at the last second Joanie is able to kick out of the move, and it would appear that Laura is now complaining to the referee about the count. These two ladies just can’t seem to get the pin on each other. Joanie doesn’t waste anytime as she quickly kicks Laura in the stomach and springboards onto the middle part of the ropes. She jumps back and nails Laura with a deadly super kick to the face. Laura falls to the floor and doesn’t appear to be moving at all.] JLT: Wow what a Thundershot from Storm! Leah: I now say that this one is over! [Joanie hooks a leg and the referee hops down to make a count.] [1] [2] [Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!] JLT: Laura won’t stay down! [Joanie seems to be angry as Laura once again is able to lift a shoulder breaking the pinfall. Joanie stands directly above Laura and signals for her Thundershock. Laura staggers to her feet, Joanie comes from behind as Laura finds her feet, Joanie then locks in her cobra clutch style “Thundershock” as Laura struggles to fight the move and Joanie looks like a crazed woman.] Leah: Look at the look on Joanie’s face! She’s psychotic! JLT: I think she may just have a lot of harboured aggression! It’s all coming out now! Leah: Look at that man beast Kendra, what’s she doing?! [Kendra Wecker, Laura’s lackey, climbs onto the apron and begins to protest to the referee as the referee tries to get her down. Laura then begins to tap but the referee is too concerned with Kendra, Joanie then stands up thinking she’s won and raises her arms in the air. She then climbs onto the turnbuckle and begins to celebrate her supposed victory.] JLT: Joanie thinks she’s won! [Kendra is still distracting the referee as Laura manages to climb to her feet and comes from behind to Joanie, hopping between her legs and executes her “Perfection” powerbomb finisher to Joanie from the top rope. Laura then grabs Joanie’s legs and flips over in a bridge, as Kendra points to the cover and the referee slides into position.] Leah: It’s over! [1] [2] [3] Leah: Ha! I told you! John Roe: Here is your winner…LAURA!!! [Laura then rolls out of the ring as “Complicated” by Avril Lavigne begins to play, Kendra and Laura then hug as Kendra holds Laura’s arm up in the air and begins to point to her as Laura smiles at her victory.] JLT: Laura picks up the victory here tonight, Joanie looked like she had won but her celebration was her downfall, of course if Kendra’s hadn’t have interfered this would have been another different story! That’s why they should ban managers! Leah: Oh please, it’s good when somebody has your back! [Laura and Kendra then wrap their arms around each other’s waists as they hop up the ramp with a happy look on their faces. Laura and Kendra are then brushed past by a dozen officials dressed all in white, Laura and Kendra couldn’t care less as the men slide into the ring.] JLT: What a way to open FD3, I’m sure we’ve got much more exciting action to come! Leah: Oh look! It looks like my pizza delivery has arrived! JLT: You ordered pizza?! Leah: What? I got a Hawaiian! A girl’s gotta eat! [They try to grab Joanie but Joanie nails one of them with a clothesline, another one of the white coats comes from behind, grabbing Joanie by her hair but she’s able to nail a Russian leg sweep to him. Joanie then rolls out of the ring and hops over the barrier into the crowd, running through the fans and towards an exit with the men chasing after her.] JLT: That’s not pizza delivery Leah, they’re after Joanie! They want to lock her up, she’s managed to escape them though, if only we could follow her! Leah: I know, she might be running to the pizza place, and you know crazy people are selfish that they won’t bring me back anything! JLT: Oh shut up Leah! [We cut into the parking lot of the arena to see a mini-van pull up into the arena, the van has the Union Jack ensigna on the side of the van and is driven by a man who is dressed in black and looks like an FBI agent. The van comes to a halt, as a bodyguard exits the van and opens the door. Shayla Walker hops out, dressed in casual attire, followed by Bethany Windsor and Dame Barbara. Barbara is wearing a beautiful evening gown, studded with diamonds, and complete with a beige handbag. She has the Askai Championship over her shoulder and smiles to the arena.] Dame Barbara: We’re here. I have butterflies, this is going to be a cracking night girls. Bethany Windsor: Aren’t we a bit late? Dame Barbara: Nonsense Bethany, it’s fashionable to arrive late. They say the most important people arrive last, take my dear friend the Queen. She’s always last into a room, and nobody else is allowed in after she has entered. Shayla Walker: This isn’t going to lead to another telling your visit to Buckingham Palace is it? [Barbara half-smiles, a fan approaches her and asks for an autograph but she snarls at him and brushes past him, and the fan looks upset. Barbara then looks at Shayla.] Dame Barbara: Shayla, I’ll tell you on the way home. Tonight I’m focused on beating that nasty piece of work Tiger Lily, what a silly name that is. I’m going to make Tabitha proud, she’s going to be looking down on me and watch me destroy that stupid surfer, she’ll be burning in the fires of MY Hell! Shayla Walker: I get to watch it, I’ll be at ringside! [Shayla squeals excitedly.] Dame Barbara: Yes you will. Lillian is a fool for interfering in my affairs, but that’s those yanks for you. They always have to have their say, she’s no match for a legend like me. It’s just a shame I couldn’t bring Dame Julie, Dame Shirley and Dame Judi. They would have loved to have watched me in that ring! Bethany: Don’t you think Dame Judi gets bored of seeing all your brutal matches from DU and 3WL? Shayla Walker: Wait, when she came, we had to sit through Shakespeare In Love, and she was hardly in it! Bethany: I know! [Shayla rolls her eyes as Bethany laughs, Barbara then begins to walk into the arena, wrapping a complimentary beige scarf around her shoulders. Bethany and Shayla walk behind her, talking to themselves, as Barbara’s granddaughter and her protégé bond.] Dame Barbara: Come on girls, let’s get inside, it’s chilly out here, I want to scope backstage, make sure Lily hasn’t hired someone and placed a hit on my head , that’s how desperate she is, it’s the only way she could only win, if she hired a bounty hunter! Shayla Walker: Ooh, like Domino Harvey! Bethany: You just had to get that reference in didn’t you? Shayla Walker: What? Bethany: You just had to do it! Shayla Walker: What? Bethany: Oh well, it’s better than Star Wars, I suppose. [The women enter the arena, following Barbara who walks around the backstage with a snobbish look on her face, giving dirty looks to the stagehands and staff backstage. We cut to ringside.] JLT: Barbara is here! Leah: Off with her head! [The camera pans around an area just outside of the arena. A small crowd of shouting fans has gathered and we see that they surround former Rockford State Champion Crystal "The Rose Girl" Hilton. With her long dark brown hair pulled back into a ponytail and dressed in a casual but cute outfit of a small baby-t and dark blue jeans, she smiles brightly at her fans while making conversation and signing autographs. She turns to one boy who appears to be around the age of thirteen and takes the 8 x 11 photo he has of her.] Crystal Hilton: My my, you are so handsome. What's your name, cutie? Boy: Brandon, but my friend call me Young B. I'm the next big thing in the rap industry, baby! Crystal Hilton: Oh really? Young B: Mosty definitely! As a matter of fact a wrote a lil' something' for you, sweetheart. Seeing as how when I blow up you gon' be my wife. I know you already married and everything but once I make it big you gon' drop that zero and get with this hero! [Crystal laughs and shakes her head while she signs his picture with a black sharpie.] Young B: Let me spit a few verses of the rap I made for you, baby. So you can see how good I really am. Crystal Hilton: All right, then. I'm listening. Young B: Cool. [Young B takes a step back and clears his throat to start but before he can, the tall blonde bombshell Summer McCoy walks into view. She casually eases her way between the boy and Crystal with her arms folded and a smile on her face.] Young B: Hey! Move! I was just about to rap to my lady! [Summer rolls her eyes and flags the boy off.] Summer: You need to "wrap" yourself up so someone can throw you in the garbage because that's where it looks like you belong. Crystal Hilton: Hey, don't talk to him like that. Summer: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend your one and only fan, Crystal. I really do apology. [Crystal sighs and rolls her eyes.] Crystal Hilton: What is it, Summer? Summer: I've been waiting for you to arrive. I just came out here to wish you luck in our match tonight seeing as we're pretty much the only ones who have a chance at winning that belt. Crystal Hilton: I agree with you there. It's just too bad for all of you that I'll be the one leaving with it since it is rightfully mine. Summer: Rightfully yours? The last time I checked you lost that belt to Quinne fair and square so right now it belongs to no one! That is until I pin you to take it home. Crystal Hilton: In your dreams, Summer! Summer: Haha, I don't think so. The last time you and I were in a ring together it was me who came out on top. History will repeat itself, Crystal. Crystal Hilton: Not if I have something to say about it. Things change, Miss McCoy. I'm a totally differnet person now. The attitude that got me that belt in the first place will get it for me again this time. I can guarantee you that. I don't know if you came out here to make me doubt myself or what but you've wasted your time. Smile that little smug smile of yours all you can right now because you won't be smiling later on tonight. [Still smiling, Summer shakes her head and begins to walk away. She then pauses and looks over her shoulder at Crystal.] Summer: We'll see about that. [Summer heads off and the camera focuses on an annoyed Crystal Hilton before the scene fades.] Askai Championship Match Dame Barbara © vs. Tiger Lily JLT: We’ve come to a feud which is hard to explain, in my opinion, we’ve seen such a transformation in the personality of Dame Barbara, it’s quite staggering. She’s turned from being a graceful, respected legend to being a nasty old hag, and this whole feud came out when Dame Barbara snapped The Unibrow’s arm at “Bitch Bitch Bang Bang”! Leah: Yeah, then Holly Wentz almost got her arm snapped too but Tiger Lily had to interfere in her affairs! And what are you talking about it being hard to explain? It’s simple, young hot chicka fights old dried up dinosaur! JLT: I don’t know, Barbara is far from being a dinosaur, she can move faster than some women half her age! This match will decide the matter once for all as they battle over the Askai Championship, and I personally can’t wait for this match because Tiger Lily is a great up and coming talent and Barbara is a respected legend, at them two together and brews well for a classic! Leah: Barbara would be so embarrassed if she lost to Tiger Lily, did you se her “slagging her off” earlier? Barbara carries so much hatred now, it’s fabulous. Let’s hope Barbara breaks a hip, I mean she breaks everyone else’s bones! Karma is a bitch, Babs! JLT: Well as you can see there’s a lot of aggression in this match, let’s take a look at how it all kicked off! [-Full History-] [“My Sacrifice” by Creed hits the PA system as Barbara is escorted to the ring by her protege Shayla Walker. She comes out wearing a sequined white and gold robe with Dame across the back, stands at the entrance way, looks around the arena. Then Shayla Walker raises her hand as golden rain falls from above. She saunters to the ring and climbs through the second rope.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Askai Championship. Introducing first, from Workington, Cumbria, England; to be accompanied to the ring by Shayla Walker, she is the reigning Askai Champion...DAME BARBARA!!! ["Express Yourself" by Madonna starts to play and the crowd starts to cheer. Tiger Lily appears at the top of the ramp, dressed in a red showgirl top and skirt along with fishnets. She stands at the top of the ramp and blows kisses at the crowd. Behind her, pink and yellow pyro starts to explode. Lily whirls around and laughs, watching the pyro display. She starts to make her way down to the ring, dancing to the music. Lily circles the ring, slapping fans hands until catching sight of Dame Barbara in the ring. Tiger Lily glares at the Askai Champion before kicking off her high heels and climbing into the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent and the challenger, hailing from Orange County, California; at a weight of 108lbs...TIGER LILY!!! [Finally, she climbs the steps and slips under the bottom rope. After kicking off her heels, Lily continues to parade around the ring, waving to the audience before sliding into the ring.] [Dame Barbara stares at Tiger Lily, trying to burn a hole in her. Tiger offers a smile to Barbara who scowls. The referee holds up the Askai championship belt and the bell rings. Barbara stands and places her hands on her hips, rolling her eyes and sighing. Barbara then uses her hands to gesture Lily to run at her. Lily then charges towards Barbara but Barbara nails her with a shoulder block, as Lily slams into the canvas.] [Barbara then stands and looks down at Lily with an arrogant look on her face, Lily then nips up to her feet and runs to the ropes, she bounces back but Barbara catches her in a drop toe hold, slamming Lily face first into the canvas. Barbara then chuckles to herself and begins to check out her nails.] JLT: What is Barbara doing? It seems like she’s messing with Tiger Lily, do you think she’s trying to damage Lily’s confidence? Leah: Nah, she’s just old. She probably can’t be assed to move around the ring like she used to, this is her first match since her return remember! I bet she just fears extinction! JLT: I have a feeling this tactic will backfire! [Lily climbs to her feet again as Barbara raises her eyebrows to Lily and mouths “Give up now!” to her. Lily then runs towards Barbara and swings with a clothesline but Barbara ducks, Lily hits the ropes and bounces back, Barbara tries to pick her up into a sidewalk slam but Lily reverses with a headscissors takedown, sending Barbara flying across the ring.] [Barbara rolls to her feet and runs towards Lily but Lily leaps into the air with a dropkick, knocking Barbara to the ropes and bouncing back, Lily then nails an arm drag sending Barbara tumbling once again, as Barbara rolls to her feet and crawls to the corner. Barbara leans against the turnbuckle trying to recover as Lily raises her arms in the air as the fans cheer.] JLT: Told you it would backfire! The fans are clearly behind Lily here tonight, that will surely give her a boost! She looks all fired up! Leah: Barbara looks hella pissed! [Barbara then gets an aggressive look on her face as she snarls at Lily. Barbara and Lily both charge towards each other, Barbara tries to spear Lily but Lily manages to counter with an “Orange County Sun” sunset flip, and pins Barbara as the referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [Barbara gets her shoulder up.] JLT: That was close! I don’t think Barbara was expecting this from Tiger Lily, I thought the Dame thought it would be a walk in the park! [Lily then shoves Barbara off her feet and stands with her hands on her hips, a knowing smile playing on her lips. Barbara climbs to her feet and approaches Tiger Lily, shaking her head. Lily then tries to nail Barbara in the face with a punch but Barbara blocks it and uses two fingers to poke the Californian in the eyes.] JLT: A blatant cheat from Barbara! [Dame Barbara then whips Lily to the ropes. Barbara swings with an elbow but Lily ducks and hits the opposite ropes, Barbara catches Lily and lifts her into the air for a powerbomb but Lily counters into a hurricanrana driving Barbara into the canvas. Barbara rolls to her feet as Lily attempts to kick Barbara in the face but Barbara catches her feet and laughs, Lily then leaps into the air and connects an enziguri sending Barbara flying through the second rope to the outside of the ring.] [Tiger Lily then climbs to her feet as Barbara stands on the outside, leaning against the apron, holding her head. Lily then runs towards Barbara, sliding under the bottom rope and grabbing Barbara’s head and slamming her face first into the padded floor on the outside with a bulldog-style move.] Leah: Ha! Barbara will need to book more surgery after that, that was a cool move! [Shayla Walker then stands by the steps, observing the action. Lily brings Barbara to her feet and rolls her into the ring, as the referee checks on Barbara. Meanwhile Shayla runs from behind and begins to nail Lily in the back of the head with fists, Shayla then grabs Lily by her hair and rams her head into the ring post before rolling her into the ring.] JLT: Look at that! Shayla Walker should be banned from ringside, she has no business being out here! Leah: She’s learning! I thought you would have supported education! She’s just getting that, an education by watching her mentor! JLT: Oh and is attacking her mentor’s opponents a projection into the future? That she’s going to turn out? Barbara II? A cheating egotistical maniac like her mentor? No thanks! Leah: Calm down! [Barbara approaches Lily, whose lying on the canvas, and pulls her up by her chin. Barbara knees her in the face and pulls her into a powerbomb position. Barbara then hoists her into the air and drives her into the canvas with a piledriver, Barbara then rolls Lily over and covers, placing two feet on the ropes.] [1] [2] [Lily kicks out.] JLT: Lily’s not going to give up that easily, Barbara must be panicking! She might have to defeat a woman without cheating! She’s never done that before! Leah: Wow, you really hate Barbara! JLT: Yes, I do, I think she’s despicable! [Barbara then rises to her feet and looks down at Lily, Barbara then heads to the turnbuckle. She props herself on the second rope and leaps off with a leg drop, connecting to the face of Lily. Barbara then covers again, hooking both the legs.] [1] [2] [Lily gets her shoulder up.] [Barbara then rolls her eyes and shakes her head as she stands over the fallen Lily. The referee then checks on Lily as Barbara turns around into the corner and pulls off the covering on the top rope, exposing the metal turnbuckle. Barbara then turns as the referee glances at her, she gives him a cheeky smile, and yanks Lily up by her hair.] JLT: They should take away her Damehood! Leah: Oh shut up! [Barbara then nails Lily in the face with a European uppercut, as Lily staggers backwards. Barbara then grabs Lily by the wrist and whips her toward the exposed turnbuckle. Lily manages to counter by leaping onto the top rope, and leaping backwards with a hurricanrana. Lily lands on Barbara’s shoulders but Barbara counters the move and powerbombs Lily forward, straight into the exposed metal.] JLT: Ouch! That had to hurt! That’s pure metal! Leah: Do you think Barbara has a golden toilet seat? [Lily hits it hard and falls to the fall, clasping her back. Barbara then laughs, a “Barbara Sucks!” chant begins to circulate around the arena as Barbara smiles at the fans, and raises her arms up, prompting them to get louder, and they do. Barbara then drags Lily to the centre of the ring and leaps into the air, driving two knees into the small of her back.] [Barbara then drives her knees into Lily’s back and yanks her neck backstage to put her in the regal stretch “Dame’s Delight” submission. Barbara leans backwards, applying more pressure and trying to snap Lily’s neck. The referee asks Lily if she wants to give up but Lily shouts no.] JLT: Barbara’s experience means she’s picked up all the cheats but I have to give it to her, she’s got great psychology and she knows just about every submission in the book, she even invented a few! Leah: I think I saw some of the ones she invented in the Kama Sultra! [Several minutes pass by as the fans are now applauding Lily to escape from the hold, but she refuses to give up. Barbara then gets angry and slams Lily face first into the mat. Barbara then stands up, and brings Lily to her feet. Barbara then kicks Lily in the gut, Barbara then runs to the ropes and nails a swinging DDT, driving Lily back into the canvas.] [Barbara then stands and raises her middle finger to the fans who begin to boo her, Shayla Walker giggles at ringside. Barbara then scoops Lily up from her feet, holding her in a scoop slam position and walks to the corner. Barbara puts Lily in a tree of woe position, hanging her upside down as Lily’s head rests against the mat. Barbara then lies down in front of Lily and begins to talk trash to her, and then spits in her face.] JLT: Eww! Barbara has no respect! [Barbara then heads to the opposite side of the ring and runs towards Lily, attempting to dropkick her in the face with a baseball slide but Lily hoists her body up and the momentum of Barbara causes her to slide under the turnbuckle, with her legs wrapping around the ring post, ‘low blowing’ herself.] [Lily then leaps down from the top rope and stomps Barbara in the face, Lily then pushes Barbara around the ring post, almost like a wheel, so Barbara straddling it and uses her hands hold onto the post as she hovers above the padded floor on the outside of the ring. Tiger Lily then climbs to the top rope, and points to Barbara, who shakes her head. Lily then leaps into the air and sails towards Barbara, catching her in the throat with a leg drop, as falls from her ringpost-ridden position and slams into the floor on the outside of the ring, with Lily landing on her butt.] JLT: That was an innovative move from Lily! [Both women lie on the outside of the ring, as the fans cheer for the move. After several moments, Lily begins to stir and climbs to her feet. She urges Barbara to climb to her feet but from behind comes Shayla Walker, who spins Lily around. Lily then immediately begins to nail Shayla in the face with a barrage of left and rights. Lily then shoves Shayla but Shayla comes back, swinging with an attempt punch but Lily ducks and picks Shayla into in a backbreaker.] [Shayla rolls on the padded floor, holding her back. Lily then turns back to Barbara but Barbara has found her feet and leaps into the air, catching Lily with her “DKO” diamond cutter, driving Lily’s face into the thin padding on the outside. Barbara then sits up with a smile on her face, she picks up Lily in her arms and rolls her into the ring, as Lily lies motionless from the move.] JLT: Barbara nailed her DKO on Lily, this could be over! Leah: If she can capatalise! [Barbara slides into the ring, and hooks both legs of Lily, with a smile on her face. The referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [Lily gets her shoulder up.] JLT: How did she do that?! Leah: It’s the surfer spirit! [Barbara looks shocked as stands up, Barbara then approaches the ropes and begins to yell orders at Shayla Walker, Shayla nods and when the referee turns his back, Shayla climbs onto the apron. Barbara then brings Tiger Lily to her feet and pushes her against the ropes, as she stands dazed. Barbara approaches the referee and mocks falling down, holding her angle, with a “fake pain” expression on her face.] JLT: Oh and what is this?! [The referee leans next to Barbara, concerned and begins to check on her ankle, as Barbara says she “thinks she’s twisted it”. Meanwhile, Shayla Walker climbs onto the apron and wraps Tiger Lily in a sleeper hold. Lily is able to counter however and reaches up behind her and grabs Shayla Walker by her hair and yanks her into the ring. Shayla hits the canvas and climbs to her feet.] [Tiger Lily then charges towards Shayla and swings for a clothesline but Shayla ducks, Lily then spins around at the same time as Shayla and Lily nails her with a harsh “Snaggletooth” kick to the face, sending her down to the canvas and tumbling out of the ring.] JLT: Yeah, you go girl! Leah: Jamie! Don’t use that phrase, you’re not black! It doesn’t sound right from a white person! [Lily then yells after Shayla, Lily then turns around as Barbara shoves the referee out of the way and Barbara charges towards Lily with a spear. Lily manages to leapfrog over the move as Barbara stops herself from hitting the ropes. Barbara then turns around as Lily leaps into the air with a “DKO” diamond cutter, nailing Barbara’s own move and driving her into the canvas.] JLT: I bet it was sweet nailing that move! Leah: What a rip-off, can’t she think up her own moves? [Lily then drags Barbara to the centre of the ring and rolls her over, and heads to the corner. She climbs onto the top rope and poses to the audience, she then leaps into the air with her “Summer Lovin’” 450 splash, connecting beautifully to Barbara. Tiger Lily then hooks the leg, as the referee slides into position to count.] JLT: Lily nailed it! She nailed it! Lily has the pin! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Askai Champion…TIGER LILY!!! [Tiger Lily then climbs to her feet with a huge smile on her face, she raises her arms in the air and runs towards the turnbuckle, climbing up it and posing the fans. Lily then jumps down as the referee hands her the Askai Championship belt, Lily takes it joyfully and raises it above her head and leaps up and down.] JLT: We have a new champion! Tiger Lily has dethroned Dame Barbara! [Dame Barbara is pulled out of the ring by Shayla Walker, as the two lie in a heap near the ring apron. Tiger Lily slides out of the ring and heads towards the fans, she then stands on the barricade and holds the title above her head as “Express Yourself” blasts throughout the arena. Lily then turns around and falls backwards into the crowd, as the crowd then begin to “surfboard” her around as Lily laughs and holds the championship belt high above her head.] JLT: What a match! I’m sure Lily will be an excellent champion, I can’t wait to see more from her! Leah: Look at the fans! They love her! [We cut backstage to see a smiling Krysta Taylor, her pearly whites almost burning the camera against her orange Tango’d tan, and her blonde hair. She brings the microphone to her mouth, as her black dress with plunging neckline leaves little to the imagination.] [Next to her stands the Fabulous One, Katia, wearing an expensive evening gown with embedded rubies and diamonds. Katia smiles at Krysta, who rolls her eyes. Krysta then speaks into the microphone in a happy tone. Krysta Taylor: Hey! Krysta is here! Set your video recorders now! I’m standing by with Queen of Trash, Katia. Are you the Queen of Trash? That seems like somebody else. Oh well, it’s true for you too. Katia is fighting Casper’s mother Chimera for the Unleashed Championship tonight, how are you feeling Katia? Confident? Cautious? Constipated? Katia: (Smiling) Oh my dear dear poor cracked-up little whore who's not only done the entire British royal family, but the NBA. I see your doing well. Although you have a little bit of white power under your nose (Laughs) I see you've been hanging around with Whitney haven't you? No matter, I'm feeling confident Krysta darling…quite confident in fact that little twit named Chimera wont even know what hit her after I'm done with her. I mean literally she wont know what hit her since she's nearly invisible. Krysta Taylor: I swear, one day I’m just going to ambush her from behind and fake tan her scrawny ass. Anyway, this is one of many encounters with Chimera, you’re both on an even scale. If you do win the Unleashed Championship tonight, what will your reign bring? Will it bring presents? Katia: Well, yes this will be one of the many confrontations that Chimera and I have had. Chimera is and all ways will be my arch-rival because she had the nerve to get in my way while I was triumphantly dominating DU, but poor little invisible girl who's whiter than Michael Jackson thought that by attacking the best there was she would make it...and guess what she had. Thanks in part to yours truly is why she is where she is today, and I think I deserve a piece of her glory after all. So not if…when i win the Unleashed belt the world will finally realized that she was nothing more than an illusion of success…success that will come to an end after FD3, and I think I will give presents…but no it wont be free drinks and cocaine Krysta...so so sorry to disappoint you! Krysta Taylor: If I was to do cocaine, my dealer would be the highest quality, not dodgy street corner like you. How’s your music career going? Is it still bombing spectacularly? Katia: But honey I thought you worked in the streets selling your cellulite body for free…but never mind, don't want to get in between your day job. And FYI my music career is flowing marvellously. I've reach platinum in my native country Egypt, and in Lebanon despite what's happening over there has reached Gold and I've just released my album in Great Britain and will be going on tour over there once I win the Unleashed belt. Krysta Taylor: Aww, those poor Brits, not only do they have bad teeth, they get you touring their country, what did they do to deserve that? Anyway, enough about you, such a narcissist. As this match tonight closes your feud with Chimera, who do you see as your next opponent in DU? Who would you like to face? Katia: Well, seeing as none of the DU sluts are good enough to be actually inside the ring with me, I truly have no clue. I mean I suppose I could give anyone of them a chance to step inside the ring with greatness and prove their worth, but of course we all know the outcome of that as us going to be me on top, but not the sort of top you usually are subjected to Krysta. Krysta Taylor: At least I don’t pay for sex. Anyway, good luck in your match tonight, I hope you lose! Katia: Of course you don't pay for it honey! Ithink that goes against your code of hooker-hood! We all know you charge 2 dollars a pop for each time you open those greasy smelly legs you have...and I promise you that wont be losing tonight! [Katia then gives Krysta a longing look as the two exchange a stare, Katia then walks away with Livia following her like a puppy. Krysta then shakes her head in disgust and looks down at her chest and begins to fiddle with her bra.] [The camera's are shown in the backstage arena. The beautful Mexican siren Amaryllis Vasquez is seen walking around alone, dressed in a shirt black tube dress with gold stilletos. She holds her cell phone in her hand and is tapping away at the keys, probably sending text messages. As she walks aimlessly, she is approached by her client and former Unleashed Champion Icenique. Icenique walks up to Amaryllis and taps her on the should. The Fatal Flower ignores her for a monet, so Icenique taps again. Amaryllis snaps her head up with a look of annoyce.] Amaryllis: WHAT?! Icenique: Calm down! It's just me. [Amaryllis looks her up and daown and rolls her eyes.] Amaryllis: Oh, yeah. What's wrong, love? You should be off preparing for your match. Icenique: Yeah, I was about to go and do that but I need a little help from you though. Amaryllis: Help? All of a sudden you don't know how to stretch alone? Icenique: Damn, what's with the attitude? I can do it myself if it's gonna be like that. Amaryllis: *smiles* I'd say that's a good idea. Icenique: *Shakes head* You know what... [Without another word, Icenique begins to storm away. Amaryllis siddenly grabs her arm, stopping her.] Amaryllis: Actually, there is something I need to discuss with you. [Icenique gives an "oh really?" face and crosses her arms over her chest. She then nods her head for Amaryllis to go on. Amaryllis smiles strangely and then looks back down at her cell phone, beginning her text messaging once again.] Amaryllis: I don't think this is working anymore. Icenique: Uhhhh....okay? What do you mean "this"? Amaryllis: This thing here *points between the two of them*. I think it has finally expired. Icenique: Expired? What a minute. Hold up! What the hell do you mean by that? Amaryllis: I mean I think it's time we went our seperate ways. You know....moved on to bigger and better things. Found our own paths. Followed our own rainbows. That sort of thing. [Icenique's mouth drops open in disbelief. She takes a step away from Amaryllis and looks her up and down.] Icenique: So mean to tell me that after everything that's gone down you're just up and leaving? My whole friendship was destroyed because of you! I chose YOU oevr Mystika and now you're out? Amaryllis: Honey, I wasn't the one who told you to choose. Mystika was. But anyway, that's beside the point. You had to know it would come to this sooner or later. With all of your partying and whatever else you lost sight of what's important and I've been stuck trying to carry your weight ever since! Icenique: Carry my weight?! Amaryllis: That's right! I sat and watched you allow Mystika to drag you down and keep you there and waited until you were smart enough to see it, but you never did! So I stepped in! That's right. I DID cause friction between you and Mystika because I was sick of you destroying my reputation! If you and Mystika weren't at each other's throats right now you probably wouldn't even have a match tonight! In fact you would barely be on DU television at all! Who got you all of this buzz? Me! Who has kept people interested in the FADING Icenique? Me! So yeah, Icey, I have carried your weight and now I'm tired of it! We...are...THROUGH! [The two fall silent for a moment, both obviously fuming with anger.] Icenique: And to think I actually let you convince me to give up Mystika for you Amaryllis: No, Icenique. It was you who chose me that night at Exile, remember? All by yourself. So you gave up Mystika on your own, Icey. I had nothing to do with that decision. [Icenique opens her mouth to speak but suddenly closes it. She glares at Amaryllis one last time before walking away.] [We cut backstage to see Holly Wentz standing with a smile on her face, next to her stands Amanda Kauffman, dressed in her ring attire.] Holly Wentz: I’m backstage with Amanda Kauffman who will be one of many participants in the upcoming Rockford State Championship match. As everybody knows, the championship is currently vacant so this a huge opportunity for all in the match. Amanda, how are you feeling heading into this match? Amanda Kauffman: Confident and ready to win that title. Holly Wentz: That’s good. Confidence is the best way to start. However, you do have some stiff competition in this match and many involved will do anything to get their hands on the gold. Who do you think is your biggest threat? Amanda Kauffman: Summer McCoy, because she has a massive superiority complex and may get lucky. Which will give her this Goddess like ego. That's something I won't allow. I won't allow someone's ego to destroy them, like it did me. Holly Wentz: Okay, so if you win tonight, don’t you think your ego will inflate? Do you think it runs a risk of destroying you again if you win? Amanda Kauffman: It won't happen. Because I've learned from my past mistakes Holly Wentz: What happens if you lose? Do you plan to target the winner of the match? Is the Rockford State Championship your new goal in Divas Unleashed? Amanda Kauffman: We'll see Holly. We'll see. Holly Wentz: Okay, do you have any parting words? I believe your match is up next. Amanda Kauffman: No I don't. Thank you for this interview Holly. [Amanda then walks off in the opposition direction and heads towards the entrance way,, as Holly smiles to the camera.] Rockford State Championship Match Amanda Kauffman vs. Crystal Hilton vs. Kibby D vs. Lenne Perez vs. Summer McCoy vs. Suzie Woods JLT: Next we’re in for a treat, as six promising athletes fight it out for the vacant Rockford State Championship in an open match! I can’t wait for this, we’ve got some strong contenders for the title and I wouldn’t like to put money on the winner tonight, it could go either way! Leah: That it could! We’ll be definetalty crowning a brand new champion tonight, and the rules of this match are whoever gets the pin first wins! You don’t even have to be pinned to lose the title, how bitchy is that? JLT: I’m sure this match will provide a lot of future aminmosity between the participants, a pin could occur at any time! The situation of the championship being vacated is a little tricky but we’re going to weigh up the participants, take a look at this! [-Full History-] John Roe: The following contest is an open challenge match for the Rockford State Championship! The winner of the match will be determined by a sudden death pinfall, and tags will be made to determine the two legal women in the ring! [The lights dim and "No Reason" by Sum 41 plays. A trap door opens and Amanda leaps through it and onto the entrance stage with pyrotechnics going off. Amanda walks down to the ring and climbs in. Then she walks to the center. Amanda raises her hands and more pyrotechnics go off.] John Roe: Introducing the first challenger, from Akron, Ohio, at a weight of 120lbs, representing Joshi Revolution...AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!! [All of a sudden “Roses” by Outkast starts playing all over the Pa system. All of sudden two spot lights are pointed at the entrance way. Crystal emerges through the curtains and is greeted by multiple pyros that start shooting off one by one. Crystal is wearing a silver outfit with the pants and tanktop. The pants however are a little bit more tighter than most would actually wear them. On her tank top is written the words "Smell the roses" and on the seam of her tights is written "Rose Whip". Flashes from cameras can be seen going off one after another as she waves to the fans in the audience. To go with her whole silver outfit is a pair of matching silver and white wrestling shoes. Before she steps inside the ring she takes a silver rose that is tied around her shoes and gives it to a lucky fan. She finally makes it inside the ring and waits in a corner waiting for her opponent to come down.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Long Island, New York, at a weight of 120lbs, she is the Rose Girl...CRYSTAL HILTON!!! [The fans rise to their feet with cheers and whistles as the cameras now move to the view of the entrance ramp as Fighting over Me plays loudly over the PA system. Various model shoot captures are shown over the video screen of KibbyD as they then move on to show her and her dog Daisy also. Some in ring action captures of her wrestling.] John Roe: Their opponent, hailing from Houston, Texas; at a weight of 120lbs, she is accompanied to the ring by DaisyD...KIBBYD!!!! [KibbyD steps from behind the stage curtains wearing Daisy Dukes bottoms a Plaid Halter top some Cowgirl boots and Elbow pads. She flips her long blonde hair with her left hand as she holds her dog Daisy with her right hand. The ditzy KibbyD blows kisses to the fans and begins to walk down the ramp while tagging the fans of her hands along the way. When she reaches the ring she slowly walks up the steel ring steps and makes her way onto the ring apron. KibbyD holds onto the ring ropes then swings her hair and very slowly stepping under the middle rope. KibbyD then prances around the ring blowing kiss and then exit the ring to hand Daisy over to the timerkeeper and enter back into the ring and awaits her opponent.] ["Dani California" by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers begins to play. The spot lights strobe around the entrance ramp as the camera runs up the ramp and stops as Lenne steps out onto stage and she makes her way down the ramp and blows kisses to the fans and hits their hands and she smiles and looks from left to right as she stops infront of the ring and rubs the apron infront of her as she throws one leg up on the apron, followed by the other and then slides under the bottom rope, completing a splits under the rope and she climbs to her feet and puts a foot on the bottom rope and leans towards the crowd blowing a kiss towards them.] John Roe: Their opponents, from San Diego, California; at a weight of 110lbs...LENNE PEREZ!!! ["Bitch" by Jamelia blasts through the arena as Summer McCoy is shown at the ramp, Her finger in the air signaling she is number one. The Titantron shows Summer McCoy in past Federations and in NLCW. She is shown Sunny Dropping (Widows Peak) Carmella. She is also shown talking to Angelic Suicide. Summer is then shown Sunny Dropping Angelic Suicide. The TitanTron now shows Summer McCoy posing in rather her bikini's or in a regular attire. The TitanTron then plays past feds where Summer has defeated three boys. It shows her Summer Kicking (Chick Kick) Havoc, Summer Kicking Erik Black, and Roundhouse Kicking The Tiger. At the end of those three wonderful things Summer has done it shows her standing in the ring with the XWL HeavyWeight Title in her hands.] John Roe: Their opponent, from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 135lbs...SUMMER MCCOY!!! [Summer McCoy is smiling at the top of the ramp. She then puts her finger in the air to signal she is number one. With a smirk Summer begins to walk to the ring. She is now side by the ring and looks at the audience. She rolls her eyes and slowly walks up the steps. She then enters the ring nice and slow as the camera zooms up on her butt, Which her skirt goes up, revealing her thong. Summer then enters and steps in the middle of the ring. She puts her finger in the air again to signal she is number one. She then walks towards the turnbuckle and goes on it. She smiles and puts her hands in the air. She then goes to the opposite turnbuckle and raises her hands again and yells: "I'm better then you all!"] ["Headstrong" by Trapt plays as Suzie struts out in a zipped up black leather jacket, skin tight pants, fingerless gloves, and black biker boots. She walks halfway down the aisle stops and looks over at the fans on either side of her and winks at them but with only a slight smile on her face she then carries on walking and while doing so begins unzipping and removing her jacket revealing a white tank top. She tosses the jacket hard at one of the ringside fans.] John Roe: And finally, from Brooklyn, New York; at a weight of 130lbs...SUZIE WOODS!!! [Suzie then runs down the aisle and slides into the ring and immediately runs towards Kibby D, picking her up with a sidewalk slam and planting her into the canvas as the referee calls for the bell. The other four women leave the ring and stand on a corner each as Suzie begins to stomp onto Kibby’s back. Suzie nails a barrage of kicks to the back of Kibby’s head and brings her to her feet, Suzie then nails an arm drag into the canvas and begins to stomp on Kibby D some more. She brings her to her feet and nails her with some closed fists to the face, Suzie then whips Kibby to the ropes.] JLT: Suzie has started this match and is dominating so far, she made a beeline for Kibby, KibbyD didn’t know what hit her! Leah: This is a huge opportunity for Suzie Woods, we’ve seen her complain and try to get attention since her debut and now’s her chance to write herself into the history books! [Kibby bounces back as Suzie picks her up, looking for a slam, but Kibby counters into a headscissors, as Suzie flies across the canvas. Suzie then tags in Amanda Kauffman, who hops over the top rope. Kibby then holds her head as she stands and Lenne Perez leans into the ring and slaps Kibby on the shoulder, tagging herself in. Lenne walks into the ring as Amanda and Lenne circle each other.] [Amanda then holds her hand in the air for a test to strength, as Lenne replies by grabbing it and the two joins hands. Lenne manages to win by twisting Amanda’s arm and kicking her leg, knocking Amanda to the canvas. Lenne Perez then drops down onto a cover, as the referee counts.] JLT: It could be over! [1] [2] [Amanda kicks out.] JLT: It’s not! That would’ve been an awesome debut for Lenne Perez! This is only her second match in Divas Unleashed! Leah: She’s already raising eyebrows, and she’s tangling with Amanda Kauffman right now, she’s got the better of her! [Both Lenne and Amanda roll to their feet. Amanda swings with a clothesline but Lenne ducks and nails a knife-edge chop to Amanda’s chest, the fans “Oooh!” as the blow echoes around the arena. Lenne nails a couple more knife-chops to Amanda as she lies against the ropes. Lenne then whips Amanda across the ring.] JLT: Look at Lenne! [Lenne then turns her back to Amanda and leaps into the air, attempting to connect her “#1 Spot” pele kick but Amanda holds onto the ropes. Lenne lands on her stomach as Amanda then nails a somersault leg drop to the back of her neck. Amanda then brings Lenne to her feet and pulls her into a side headlock. Amanda then drags Lenne to a corner, with the headlock still in place, and tags in Summer McCoy.] Leah: See how quickly the pace can change of the match! Lenne’s mistake allowed Amanda to capatalise, it looks like she’s forged some kind of alliance with Summer! JLT: She doesn’t have her Joshi Revolution back-up with her tonight! She’s the newest member as we know! [Amanda and Summer then team up, with Amanda lifting Lenne up into an electric chair position as Summer climbs to the top rope. Summer then leaps, nailing a clothesline, and completing a doomsday device manoeuvre. Summer then waits for Lenne to climb to her feet as Lenne stumbles to a corner and tags in Crystal Hilton.] JLT: Here comes the Hilton! [Crystal and Summer approach each other as Summer slaps Crystal in the face. Crystal then retialites by nailing shots to the face and whips Summer to the ropes, Crystal then leans down for a back body drop but Summer counters it, nailing a sunset flip and holding it for a pinfall.] Leah: Nice counter by Summer! She could have it here! [1] [2] [Crystal rolls out.] JLT: Crystal has already held the championship once before and she’s not going to give up that easily tonight! Leah: Neither are any of these women! I’m sure a championship belt would go quite nicely next to KibbyD’s hit movie! [Both women find their feet. Crystal charges at Summer but Summer counters by catching Crystal’s feet and pulling them from underneath her. Summer then pulls Crystal into a slingshot position, Summer then leans backwards, sending Crystal flying into the air and towards the ropes. Crystal manages to land with her feet on the second. Crystal then uses the ropes to springboard back into the ring and nail a clothesline to Summer, knocking her to the canvas.] JLT: Fabulous ring presence by Crystal! She managed to counter that slingshot! [Crystal then runs to the ropes as Summer finds her feet but Kibby D kicks Crystal in the back, stopping her. Crystal stumbles forward, holding her back as Summer is then able to nail a spinning heel kick to the face. Summer then runs to a corner and nails Suzie Wood’s with a shot to the face, knocking her off the apron.] Leah: Haha, Suzie flew! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s Suzie Wood’s fat ass flying through the hair and smashing into the ground! Classic! JLT: Look! The referee turns his back for one second… [Suzie then tries to slide back into the ring but the referee restraints her, meanwhile Summer, Kibby and Amanda begin to beat down onto Hilton, nailing her with a barrage of punches and kicks. Suzie shoves the referee out of the way and runs to the beat-down of Crystal.] [Suzie pulls Summer off and nails her with a shot to the face, Suzie then kicks Summer and pulls her into a spinebuster, planting her into the canvas. Meanwhile, Lenne Perez runs into the ring and targets Kibby D, as the two begin to exchange punches in the corner.] JLT: This match has descended into chaos! I have no idea who the legal woman is! Leah: Who cares? [Lenne and Suzie then team up and nail a double clothesline to Kibby to knock her down. Lenne and Suzie then high five each other but turn around to be met with a double “Rollergirl Takedown” spear by Amanda Kauffman. Amanda then stands with a smile on her face as she pulls Lenne to her feet and shoves her into the corner and kicks Suzie out of the ring.] JLT: That was a nice “Rollergirl Takedown” by Amanda! She took out two people! Leah: It looks like Amanda and Summer are working together again! [Summer then calls out to Amanda as Amanda drops to her knees, preparing for some double team. Summer McCoy then runs across the ring, using Amanda’s back as a spring, and nails a clothesline to the corner-bound Lenne. Crystal Hilton then finds her feet and attempts a chick kick to the face of Amanda but Amanda ducks and pulls her into an Irish whip into the corner.] [Amanda then runs to the same corner and once again kneels down as Summer prepares for the run-up, kissing her biceps on the clothesline arm and pointing at Crystal. Summer then runs but Amanda nips up to her feet and spears Summer down into the canvas. Amanda then leaps to her feet and begins to yell at Summer who rolls on the canvas.] Leah: Haha! Go Amanda! Clothesline that bitch! JLT: That was a dirty but a good move! It’s always good to be the one who turns on someone not the one whose turned on! It’s every woman for herself in this match! [Amanda then turns around as Crystal Hilton is waiting on the top rope and leaps with her “Rose Whip” 450 splash to standing Amanda, with Crystal landing directly on top of Amanda. Crystal then covers as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Kibby D breaks up the count and brings Crystal to her feet, planting her in the canvas with a facebuster. Kibby then stands but before she can cover, Lenne Perez spins her around and whips her to the ropes. Lenne then hits the ropes too and nails her running facebuster “Acuveach” finisher.] JLT: Everybody is nailing their finishers! Leah: Lenne’s on the mark! [Lenne then rolls Kibby over for a cover.] [1] [2] [Amanda interrupts the count.] JLT: This is why it’s so difficult when there’s seven people in a match! Leah: Look at Amanda! [Amanda then grabs Lenne with a waistlock and pulls her into a body scissors position and executing a mandible claw at the same time, completing her “Bytch Tamer” finisher. Lenne struggles to keep her feet as Amanda ‘leeches’ on her, wearing her down. The referee asks if Lenne gives up but Lenne refuses. Suddenly from behind comes Suzie Woods with a baseball bat to the back of Amanda, causing her to fall from her position. The referee then tries to snatch the bat from Suzie but Suzie refuses to give it up, Lenne then turns around and is nailed with a baseball bat shot to the head. Suzie then kicks Lenne out of the ring, as Lenne falls to the padded floor on the outside.] [Suzie then turns to leave the ring but Summer McCoy nails a kick to the mid-section and pulls her into a powerbomb position as Suzie drops the bat. Summer then hoists Suzie into the air into a widow’s peak “Sunny Drop” finisher and plants her into the canvas. Summer then smiles and rolls Suzie over, laying across her for a pinfall.] JLT: Summer nailed the “Sunny Drop”! It’s over! [1] [2] [KibbyD drags Summer off the pin.] Leah: Jesus, this is giving me a headache! [Kibby then brings Summer to her feet and the two begin to exchange punches. Summer then manages to clothesline Kibby over the top rope to the outside of the ring. Summer then turns back to the ring and brings Suzie to her feet, Summer then attempts to nail her “Sunny Drop” finisher again, with Suzie in the powerbomb position but Amanda clotheslines Summer into the canvas. Amanda then tosses Suzie over the top rope to the outside and climbs to the top turnbuckle.] [Crystal Hilton is back and runs towards Amanda as Amanda leaps from the top rope with an attempted moonsault but Crystal ducks and Amanda slams into the canvas. Crystal then turns as Summer is waiting for her, Summer nails Crystal with an elbow to the mouth. Crystal swings for a clothesline but Summer ducks and pulls Crystal into a waistlock position and tries to German suplex her. Summer hoists Crystal into the air but Crystal manages to land on her feet behind Summer.] Leah: Nice counter by Crystal! Summer looks to be on the verge of winning! [Crystal then pulls Summer into a stratusfaction move and runs to the ropes, bouncing off them and planting Summer in the centre of the ring. Crystal then rolls Summer over and heads to the top rope, she climbs and stands on the top rope when Amanda leaps onto the apron and grabs her foot. Crystal boots her in the face and leaps into the ring with her "Rose Whip" 450 splash finisher, landing it perfectly on top of Summer and lies on her for a cover as the referee slides into position to count.] JLT: Oh don’t tell me! [1] [2] [3] Leah: She won! The Hilton won! JLT: Crystal is the new champion! John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Rockford State Champion…CRYSTAL HILTON!!! [John Roe then hands the championship belt to the referee as Crystal smiles as she climbs to her feet, the referee hands the Rockford State Championship to her as she grins and hugs the belt. The referee then raises Crystal’s arm as Crystal holds the championship up in the air, Crystal then heads to the turnbuckle and holds the belt over her head, as we see Lenne Perez looking up at her as she lies on the outside of the ring.] JLT: Crystal is the new champion! What a match that was! Leah: It was chaos! Everybody put up a great fight and Crystal holds the belt for the second time! Summer doesn’t look too happy at that decision though! [Summer McCoy rolls out of the ring and holds her head, frowning at Crystal holding the championship belt. She then shakes her and approaches the referee as he slides out of the ring, Summer then spins him around and begins to yell in his face, Summer then knees the referee, giving him a low blow for his troubles. Meanwhile, Crystal dances to the “Roses” by Outkast theme music, a huge smile on her face.] [We cut backstage to the celebration-ridden office of Shane Rockford. There are colourful balloons everywhere, a table buffet of exotic fruits and champagne and a bartender stands holding a tray of drinks, with a plastic smile on his face.] [Crystal, Kaci Russell and Tequila are standing next to each other. Each woman holds a champagne glass, with strawberries floating in them. Tequila is wearing her wedding tiara, and dressed in her attire, with her hair and make-up done to perfection, ready for her in ring return. Crystal downs her glass of champagne and picks up another, and begins to drink from it. They reflect on Tequila’s impromptu wedding, of which Crystal and Kaci were the bridesmaids.] Crystal: It was a beautiful ceremony. Kaci: I don’t even remember what happened, all I remember is Katrina murdering songs at the reception! Crystal: Oh come on, Tequila got her to do those songs from ‘The Bodyguard’, that’s Whitney Houston! It’s a little bit out of her range! Tequila: Although, give her credit, she did do a fabulous rendition of “I’m Too Sexy For My Car”! [The women nod in agreement, as Shane clears his throat, sitting as his desk, wearing his best black Armani suit with a silver tie.] Shane Rockford: Erm, Tecky, honey? Do you really think you should be drinking before your match? It might affect your performance. [Tequila then shoots Shane a wide-eyed stare, he then shrugs and mumbles “Fine” to himself. Tequila then shakes her head and turns back to her girls. She then speaks loud enough so Shane can hear.] Tequila: I tell you, since we’ve got married the love has gone straight out the window. You know, we didn’t even have sex this morning. Can you believe that? Kaci: Wow, and to think I’ve had sex with about 5 different people today! Crystal: Was N*Sync in town? [Kaci rolls her eyes as Crystal and Tequila giggle to themselves, Crystal then downs another glass of champagne. Shane clears his throat again, as Tequila spins around to face him. Shane raises his eyebrows.] Shane Rockford: Tequila, honey. We’ve been married for like 24 hours! [Tequila turns back to her friends, with her mouth gaping and her eyes narrowed.] Tequila: Did you hear that tone? Shane Rockford: I give up. Just go back your Felicity bashing. You’ve been doing it all weekend. [Tequila then looks like Shane has given her a bright idea and begins to talk about her rival.] Tequila: You know people have come up and me and asked why I haven’t stacked the odds against Felicity. Seeing as I am now the new wife of the president of this company, I could easily put in a bunch of corrupt referees to guarantee me a victory. Tequila: I’m not going to do though because I want to beat Felicity, fair and square. That whore has ruined my life, she’s made it misery by flaunting that brat in front of my eyes and bringing up Shane’s unfaithfulness and now I can’t wait to finally settle the score once and for all. Crystal: YAY! [Crystal begins to applaud.] Tequila: And then when I beat her, her career will just spiral of out control and she’ll be so embarrassed she’ll leave Divas Unleashed and her career will be so low she’ll do something really trashy and embarrassing, like enter the Diva Search. How low does your career have to be to enter that piece of crap? Crystal: Ugh, preach it honey, those Diva Search women are such trash! [Crystal and Tequila both look at Kaci with their eyebrows raised and their eyes wide, Kaci then scowls.] Kaci: Hmm… [The scene opens up in the lavish locker room of the Glittering Goddess. It is filled with people, most unfamiliar with the Divas Unleashed scene. A few faces that may be recognized are those of Amaryllis and Star's family members such as her cousins Talena and Shara and her older sister Charlene. The camera pans through the room and finally spots Star, dressed in a pair of tight fitting, low rise white slacks with wide legs and a black and white key hole halter top. Her hair is pulled back into a bun and decorated with small rhinestones. She walks over to a white leather couch where the man known as Devin, her fiancee, sits. She joins him on the couch and tosser her legs over his. His kisses her forehead as she rests against him.] Devin: You alright, baby? Star: Yeah yeah. I'm fine. Devin: You sure? You're not as talkative as I thought you'd be. I know you aren't nervous about this match as much as you've invested in it. Star: *laughing*After the week I've had being nervous about this crap would be ridiculous. Devin: Crap? Star: Well, no. Not crap. You know what I mean. I'm just about ready to be done with this. It's not entertaining anymore. Yuku is doing nothing but saying the same shit over and over again and I'm just ready to let it all go now. There's only so much sense of wit you can use against someone who has none at all before it becomes tedious. This night couldn't have come sooner. [Star frowns as she notices her sixteen year old cousin Talena tossing up a bottle of Remy.] Star: Put that down, damnit! You ain't 21! [The young girl sulks and hands the bottle to her sister Shara as Devin laughs.] Devin: Well as long as you're not having any doubts about it everything will be fine. Star: Oh, I'm not going to lose tonight. Not with the way I'm feeling. And I mean that. I never declare myself the winner of matches before they go down if I think there's a possibility I won't win. I realize that Yuku is just...whatever. She's just Yuku. She's done some things here but the only person that really has been seeing her as something special lately is Yuku herself. She thinks she's "it" because she has a long list of titles that include World titles in male dominated companies but like I said, it doesn't matter. Look at RVD. He's one of the best wrestlers today and he JUST got his first world title, meaning a strap or many doesn't make you any better than the next. And she's basically putting down women's wrestling while pretending to "represent" it by saying that winning a world title over a man is more of an accomplishment than winning one over a woman. She just fails to see her disrespect. Disrespecting DU with her "other accomplishments" and bringing them HERE on top of that. And disrespecting women's wrestling all together. She's been doing that since day one. [Devin simply smiles and shakes his head.] Devin: I hear your. Tonight you'll prove who the true star is. Star: Honestly, this is not a battle of who is the bigger superstar like its started to turn into. Title reigns are out of the window. Especially ones that don't have shit to do with DU because they are beyond irrelevant. This match was not made in the name of championship reigns. The match was made to see who is the better woman. Plain and simple. Not to be rude, but I could care less about Yuku's daughter. I don't care about who she has beaten. I don't care about how many companies she's competing in and I really don't care about titles she's holding. What the core reason for ths thing is simple. Yuku Shiro wants to find out if she is better than me. Whether or not she has "bigger titles" or more reigns, the fact of the matter is she has never pinned me in that ring one...two...three. And she never will. That is what matters. And if I hear her speak another word about her "accomplishments" in places that DU fans probably don't know a thing about I'll be even more irritated than I already am. Once I beat Yuku tonight, I don't want to hear anything else about this situation. It will be completely done. She will take her loss like a woman and shut her mouth. I'm not giving her props for a match well fought. I'm not shaking no damn hands. I'm winning and walking up out of here. That's it. Call it bad sportsmanship or whatever but I really just don't care right now. [With a sigh, Star leans back on the couch and shakes her head. As the crowd around them laughs and yells Devi gives her a silent, intense stare. Star looks at him and raises an eyebrow.] Star: What? Devin: You swear you're tough. [Star laughs and slaps him playfully.] Star: I am tough, fool. Don't be talking to me like that! I'm gonna show Yuku tonight. Don't make me have to show you too. I'm good for that. Devin: Oh, I know. [He leans in and plants a soft kiss on her lips.] Devin: You're good for a lot of things. [The camera drifts away from the couple and pans around the room once more before fading out.] Grudge Match Felicity vs. Tequila Leah: Ooh, bitchfight time! JLT: Well to say that this match has history is an understatement, and I think we all know the story behind this match! I can’t wait for both women to come out here and tear each other apart like they’ve been dying to do for over a year! Leah: I know, I’m on Team Tequila! That Felicity is a ho, she should’ve been fired for what she did and I hope Tequila wins tonight, even though she is dumb as hell and needs to leave her man, I’m still rooting for her! JLT: Really? I think Shane Rockford is to blame, I’m indifferent to either one but seeing as you’re supporting Tequila I might as well support Felicity to balance it up! Tequila has treated her with so little respect, let’s not forget that she is the mother of her new husband’s child! Leah: Which proves she’s a HO! JLT: Anyway, if you don’t know the story behind the “MILF” and the “trophy wife”, grab a bag of popcorn and watch the sparks fly! [-Full History-] ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring.] John Roe: The following contest is a match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada; at a weight of 118lbs...FELICITY!!! ["Son of a Gun" by Janet Jackson begins to play on the PA system and golden and blue lights shower the arena. Tequila walks out and smiles at the fans, she she runs her hand through her hair and pouts at the audience. She then places her hands on her hips and raises her eyebrow, looking to the audience. Tequila then walks towards the ring, exchanging words with her opponent. "I'm thirsty for Tequila!" signs are held up high in the audience. She stares at Felicity, trying to burn a hate hole in her.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Ashburo, North Carolina; at a weight of 125lbs, Bad Influence...TEQUILA!!! [Tequila slides into the ring and turns to the turnbuckle nearest her. She leaps onto it and raises her arms in the air for the fans, posing for them and lapping up the attention, blowing them a kiss and jumping down. Tequila and Felicity then stare at each other as the referee calls for the bell, with their eyes locked on one another. Tequila then taunts Felicity when Felicity runs towards her and leaps into the air with a vicious flying clothesline taking down Tequila.] JLT: Here we go! Leah: Woohoo! [Felicity then begins to nail Tequila in the face with a barrage of right fists, Felicity then stands as Tequila crawls to the ropes. Felicity runs towards her and nails a stiff soccer kick to the stomach of Tequila, as Tequila flips over and lands on her back, clutching her stomach. Felicity then calls for Tequila to get up as Tequila climbs into the corner, leaning against the turnbuckle.] [Felicity runs towards the corner-bound Tequila with an attempted clothesline but Tequila uses the ropes to bring both her feet up and boot Felicity in the face. Felicity stumbles backwards and holds her chin, Tequila comes from behind and shoves her into the floor. Tequila then rolls Felicity over and begins to nail her in the face, clawing at her. Felicity flips Tequila over and begins to yank her hair and slam her head into the canvas repeatedly.] JLT: Tequila’s head is just boucing off the canvas, if Felicity doesn’t stop then she could leave Tequila with brain damage! Leah: Oh please, like Tequila can lose any more brain cells! [The referee pulls Felicity off as Felicity stands and uses her hand to gesture Tequila to come at her. Tequila then climbs to her feet as the two women begin to circle each other, they approach each other as Tequila attempts a tie up but Felicity counters by Irish whipping her to the ropes. Tequila hits them and bounces back as Felicity picks her blonde rival up and tries to drive her into the canvas with a spinebuster but Tequila is able to counter and nail a jaw-breaker.] [Felicity stumbles backwards to the ropes as Tequila nails her with right hands to the face, Felicity lays against the ropes as Tequila runs towards her. Tequila attempts a clothesline but Felicity ducks, nailing a back body drop to send Tequila over the top rope and crashing to the floor on the outside. Felicity slides under the bottom rope and grabs Tequila by her hair, she pulls her to her feet and rams her head hard into the ring apron. Felicity then knees Tequila in her stomach and throws her into the steel steps.] [Tequila crashes into them and sits up right, holding a hand to her head, and sits in a position similar to a doll. Felicity then perches in front of Tequila and pauses for a few seconds before she poses and nails a “Bitch Kick” buzzsaw kick to the face of Tequila, smashing her head into the steel steps.] JLT: Jesus Christ! Did you see that?! Leah: The Canadian wench just crushed Tecky’s head! Her beautiful face may be ruined! All that money spent on it! JLT: That was a harsh blow from Felicity, there’s so much aggression in this match, remember they’ll both been bottling it up for over a year and it’s all spilling out now! [Felicity then rolls Tequila into the ring and slides in after her. Felicity then covers the wife of Shane Rockford, hooking her leg as the referee slides into position for the count.] [1] [2] [Tequila kicks out.] [Felicity then shakes her head and sits up on her knees. Felicity then heads to the turnbuckle, climbing to the top rope as Tequila climbs to her feet. Felicity positions herself and begins to stand but Tequila rushes into the corner and nails her with a fist, sweeping her legs away from underneath her as Felicity falls to sitting on the top corner.] [Tequila then slaps Felicity hard across the face and yells “FILTH!” at her. Tequila then bounces to the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and runs back. She leaps onto the top rope next to the corner-perched Felicity and springboards across to nail her with an “Avocado Moonlight” frankensteiner.] JLT: What a move by Tequila! It’s impressive that she’s on her game considering that she’s been out of the ring for such a long time! Leah: She’s probably just scared of her boobs popping, although I’m pretty sure she’s enjoying nailing her signature moves on Felicity! [Felicity slams into the canvas as Tequila climbs to her feet, Felicity then nips up and the two divas run towards each other. Felicity swings with a clothesline attempt but Tequila ducks as Felicity halts herself from slamming into the turnbuckle. Felicity then turns around as Tequila catches her in the face with a spinning heel kick, knocking her to the canvas.] [Tequila then stands with a smile on her face as Felicity lies on the canvas, Tequila points to the wedding ring on her finger and smiles. Tequila then struts across the ring and climbs through the second rope, standing on the apron and pointing to the audience, signaling for her “Tequila Sunrise” 720 DDT finisher.] JLT: This could be it! It could be over if Tequila nails this move! [Felicity rises to her feet and turns around, as Tequila leaps onto the top rope and spins into the ring, she catches Felicity in a DDT position but Felicity counters by stepping backwards as Tequila lands on her feet. Felicity then pulls Tequila into a suplex and drives her into the canvas, Felicity then keeps her grip locked and brings Tequila to her feet again, suplexing her once again into the canvas. Felicity then repeats another suplex and brings Tequila to her feet yet again, Felicity then hoists Tequila into the air and pauses there for a few seconds.] [The blood rushes to the head of Tequila before Felicity finally drives her into the canvas with a brianbuster to complete her “Multiple Climaxes” move. Felicity then floatovers onto a cover, with an aggressive look on her face as the referee counts.] JLT: Nice flexibility by Felicity there! Leah: No wonder she got pregnant! [1] [2] [Tequila gets her shoulder up.] [Felicity rolls her eyes and bites her bottom lip, she then begins to nail Tequila in the face with stiff right hands. Felicity brings Tequila to her feet and grabs her by her belt, Felicity then runs with Tequila to the corner and shoves her towards her, as Tequila torpedoes through the ropes and her shoulder collides with the ring post.] [Tequila then lies on the ropes, with her head resting against the ring post. Felicity then quickly grabs a each of the legs of Tequila and twists them into an “X” position, Felicity then turns and climbs the ropes to sits on the top turnbuckle, leaning backwards and stretching Tequila’s body in an “C” shape.] JLT: Ouch, look at the way Felicity is stretching Tequila’s body! Her back could snap if Felicity pulls back any harder! Look at the determination on her face! Leah: Maybe Tequila’s been in that position before, if she used those special edition Kama Sultra’s everybody got at Crystal’s birthday! JLT: I somehow doubt it! [Felicity looks crazed as she leans backwards, trying to snap Tequila’s back in half. Tequila groans in pain as she tries to fight the submission but Felicity refuses to give up the hold. The referee then begins to count to five for the Canadian to release her and Felicity finally does and shoves Tequila’s legs forward. Felicity then rolls forward from the turnbuckle, catching Tequila in a sunset flip as Felicity covers.] [1] [2] [Tequila gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Felicity looks anxious to make a cover in this match! Leah: Duh! Both women want to beat each other, this is their last chance to finally beat each other, whoever wins will leave her with a smug smile! [Felicity then shoves Tequila off her and brings her to her feet. Felicity then knees Tequila in the gut as Tequila doubles over, holding her stomach. Felicity then runs to the ropes and leaps into the air but Tequila counters with a powerslam to drive her into the canvas. Tequila then stands with a smile on her face and runs her hands through her hair as she approaches the turnbuckle.] [She leaps onto the top rope and spins around, perching herself as Felicity lies on the canvas. Tequila leaps into the air with a frog splash, leaping to the middle of the ring and smashing down on top of Felicity. Tequila then remains in her position as the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Felicity gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Felicity refuses to stay down! Leah: I wonder what Shane Rockford is doing, do you think he’s jacking off to this match? JLT: Eww, Leah! Leah: What?! [Tequila then drags Felicity to her feet and pulls her into a neckbreaker position. Tequila then runs to the turnbuckle and attempts an acid drop move but Felicity counters by shoving Tequila forward, attempting to shove her over the top rope and out of the ring. Tequila manages to land on the apron, with her back to the ring, and elbows Felicity in the face.] [Tequila then signals for her “Tequila Sunrise” finisher and leaps onto the top rope, with her back facing the ring but before she can spin around, Felicity leaps into the air with a dropkick and knocks Tequila forward. Tequila flies from the ring and lands face first on the announcers table, with her face colliding with the edge of the table.] JLT: Ouch! Tequila’s face just bounced off our table! She may be knocked out! Leah: That bitch knocked over my glass of water! Now it looks like I’ve wet myself! I hope she loses now! JLT: She may not be able to move, Leah, don’t be so self-engrossed! [Tequila lies motionless on the padded floor as Felicity slides out of the ring, Felicity then clears the ring announcer and timekeeper from their position and takes their chairs. Felicity opens them up and positions them next to each other, so each chairs are set up properly and facing each other in front of the announcers table.] JLT: I don’t like where this is going! Chairs are not a good sign! Somebody could get seriously hurt! [Felicity then approaches Tequila and brings her to her feet, taking delight at pulling on her peroxide hair. Felicity then rams Tequila’s face into the ring announcers table several times, as Tequila begins to bleed from her forehead. The repeated thumps seem to stir something in Tequila as she fights back and elbows Felicity in the face and rams her hard into the announcers table.] Leah: I love watching a game of head basketball! [Tequila then nails several uppercuts to Felicity, aiming for her nose. Tequila then spits in Felicity’s face, as Tequila smiles and Felicity scrambles to get the saliva off her beautiful face. Felicity then nails Tequila with a forearm to the face, knocking her backwards, and grabs Tequila by her wrist and spins her around. Felicity then Irish whips her towards the ring post, the force of the whip being so hard that Felicity falls to her front.] [Tequila manages to evade the ring post by cartwheeling around it and landing on her feet. Tequila then pauses and smiles at Felicity, giving her a smile and a wave as Felicity looks up at her. Felicity slowly rises to her feet and glances to the two chairs directly behind her and smiles, seeing an brilliant chance to captalise.] JLT: This looks dangerous! What is Felicity doing? [Felicity then shakes her head at Tequila’s cocky waving and holds up her middle finger. Tequila’s eyes narrow as she wipes the blood from her brow and charges towards Felicity, Felicity uses Tequila’s momentum to lift her into the air, hoping to flapjack her through the two chairs between her.] [Tequila manages to block the move by nailing Felicity with a punch to the head as she tilters over the chairs. Tequila then uses her arms to pull herself up onto Felicity’s shoulders, with her knees resting on them. Tequila then uses her weight to swing Felicity around and drives her down through the chairs with a facebuster move, as Tequila lands on her knees.] JLT: Ahh! Felicity just crashed through those chairs! Did you see that impact? Leah: That was cool! I want to see that again! Replay! Replay! Replay! [Felicity lies between the two chairs as Tequila kneels in front of her, looking down at her body between the newly twisted metal and smiles. The referee checks on Felicity and moves the chairs away as Tequila saunters to her feet and climbs into the ring, posing for the audience, she blows kisses to them and stands with her hands on her hips.] JLT: Tequila’s enjoying this match, she’s settled into it but she shouldn’t be posing, Felicity is such a big threat to her! If Felicity nails the “Flick Driver” then it’s surely over, Tequila should be capatalising! Leah: Hmm, I’m not sure who I want to win now. The Carolinian Hick or the Canadian Ho? JLT: Well, the Canadian Ho as you rudely put it is getting to her feet! Felicity is really showing her strength in this match! [Felicity climbs to her feet on the outside, holding her head which now has a cut below her left eye. She looks at the blood and smiles slightly as she looks at Tequila who gestures for her to come in the ring, Felicity then rolls back in. The two women run towards each other and both have the same idea of a boot to the face, as they both are on the receiving end of stiff Yakuza kicks from each other and both smash into the canvas.] [Both women lie on the canvas as the seconds tick by, Felicity bleeds from underneath her eye while Tequila’s blood trickles from her forehead. The camera zooms in on their rising stomachs and the referee begins to count to 10. Tequila manages to sit up to her feet and crawls to the apron. She stands and waits, and Felicity climbs to her feet, standing and turning towards Tequila.] [Tequila leans back on the ropes and springboards into the ring with her “Tequila Sunrise” 720 Phoenix DDT, connecting to Felicity and driving her into the canvas. Tequila then sits up and smiles widely, and rolls Felicity over, she leans down with a cover, hooking the leg.] JLT: This is it! The match is over! [1] [2] [Felicity gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Haha! Wrong again Jamie! I knew Felicity would kick out of that! [Tequila looks down in shock and begins to shake her head, rolling her eyes. Tequila then snarls and grabs a chunk of Felicity’s hair, she shoves her into a corner and uses her leg to choke her. The referee counts and Tequila releases the choke, Tequila then runs to the opposite side of the ring and runs towards Felicity, Tequila raises her arms in the air and executes a handspring elbow, nailing Felicity in the face.] [Felicity then stumbles forwards as Tequila kicks her in the cut and leaps into the air with an x-factor “Eve of Destruction” move. Tequila then rolls Felicity over and covers her, hooking the leg as the referee slides in position.] JLT: Tequila is pulling out all the stops to put Felicity away! [1] [2] [Felicity kicks out.] JLT: How did she kick out?! Do you think Felicity is in a stage of “Hulking Up”?! Leah: She refuses to be beaten! [Tequila shakes her head and looks wide-eyed to the referee, she stands up and begins to argue with him, claiming it was a three count. Tequila then holds her up her hand, to signify she’s the president’s wife and can have him fired. Felicity climbs to her feet and rests against the corner. Tequila finishes her arguing and turns around, running towards her but Felicity runs towards her and spears her into the canvas.] [Felicity then nails Tequila on her forehead with closed fists, leaving some blood on her knuckles. Felicity then brings Tequila to her feet and nails her with a European uppercut, Felicity then tries to whip Tecky to the ropes but she reverses it and Felicity runs towards them. Tequila leans over, preparing for a back body drop but Felicity bounces back from the ropes and executes a running “Flick Driver” Canadian Destroyer, as the fans cheer in awe of the move.] JLT: What an awesome move from Felicity! Leah: Goodnight Tecky! [Felicity then pins Tequila, as the referee slides into position to count.] [1] [2] [Tequila gets her foot on the ropes.] [Felicity sits up and looks at the foot on the ropes, Felicity then leaps to her feet, she then drags Tequila by her leg to the centre of the ring and covers her again.] [1] [2] [Tequila gets her shoulder up.] JLT: Tequila refuses to be beaten as well! I can’t believe it! I have no clue who will win this match! Leah: Both of them kicking out of each other’s finishers just reflects their hate for each other and their huge rivalry! [Felicity then sits up with a look of annoyance on her face, she glances over at her nemesis and rises to her feet. She stomps on Tequila’s chest, before stepping on her breast implants and standing on them, trying to pop them. Felicity then leaps into the air and twists to land with a leg drop across Tequila’s neck.] [Felicity then stands and brings Tequila to her feet, she knees her in the gut and whips her into the corner. Tequila’s back hits the pads and bounces back to the centre of the ring as Felicity kicks her and pulls her into a flowing DDT, planting her in the canvas.] [Felicity stands over Tequila who lies face down on the canvas. Felicity then stands behind her, and kneels on her back, pulling her head up into a camel clutch style stretch. Felicity then leans back, applying more pressure as Tequila’s neck bends backwards. Felicity then releases the hold and slams Tequila’s head into the canvas.] JLT: Felicity is making sure that Tequila won’t be kicking out when she pins her! Look at the aggression! Leah: This fight is so vicious, the only thing that would make it better is if that little brat Ashley was the referee! [Felicity then grabs Tequila by her hair and whips her into the corner, following it up with a clothesline. Felicity then climbs onto Tequila and begins to nail her in the face with right hands, starting a 10 punch as the crowd counts along. The punches seem to revive Tequila as she walks forward and attempts to powerbomb Felicity but Felicity counters and lands on her feet.] [Felicity then swings with a clothesline for Tequila but Tequila ducks and runs to the ropes, hopping through the top and second one to land on the apron. At the same time, Felicity runs to the ropes herself. As Felicity runs towards Tequila, Tequila leaps onto the top rope and into the ring with a “Tequila Sunrise”, connecting to Felicity and planting her in the canvas. Tequila rolls her over and hooks the legs.] JLT: Tequila nailed it! This is it! It’s over! It’s over! It’s over! [1] [2] [3] John Roe: Here is your winner….TEQUILA!!! Leah: Tequila beat Felicity! JLT: What a match! Both women should be very proud of themselves! [Tequila then rolls off Felicity’s body and lies on her back. Through the sweat and blood she smiles and moves her hand in an excited motion and kicks her legs, she then leaps to her feet as “Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson begins to play. Tequila then runs to the turnbuckle and raises her arms into the air, the adrenaline pumping with her happiness at beating her arch rival. Tequila waves to the fans and dances slightly as she poses for the fans.] [Tequila continues her celebration, heading to all four turnbuckles to pose for the fans, who lap up the attention and cameras flash. Tequila then leaps down as she comes face to face with Felicity who has found her feet, the two divas stare at each other, battered and bruised from their encounter. Felicity then extends her hand in a handshake to Tequila and raises her eyebrows, Tequila looks reluctant but accepts the handshake, rolling her eyes as the two divas display a mark of respect.] JLT: Aww, that was nice! I guess this mean it’s finally over between these two? Leah: It is, until Shane gets another diva pregnant! [Felicity then rolls out of the ring and rests against the barricade on the outside of the ring, as referees and medics check on her. Tequila continues to celebration on the turnbuckle, she pulls out a photograph of Shane from inside her bra and points to it, shouting “This is MY man!” at the crowd and smiling smugly as “Son of a Gun” continues to blast around the arena.] [We cut backstage to see Krysta Taylor with a flat expression on her face, next to her stands Star, eyeing her knowingly. Krysta then perks up when she sees the camera is recording, and shoots Star a dirty look.] Krysta Taylor: I’m standing by with utter trash and Queen of Unfabulousness, Star! She’s battling Yuku Shiro in a much-anticipated legend versus legend match later tonight. I don’t like either woman so I’m excited to see them tear each other apart. Star, are you nervous about getting your ass kicked? Star: Wait a minute. I am so sorry but the glare off your horribly shiny face is messing with my eyes. One second. *rubs eyes with one hand* Okay! Anyway, if I were going to get my ass kicked maybe I would be nervous, Krusta, but that won't be happening. So the answer is no. Krysta Taylor: Okay, whatever. Why do you think Yuku has singled you out? There’s lots of people she could have faced for this big event, legends or not. I mean, a lot of people do bitch about the shabby state of your hair but Yuku seems above that. She’s all serious and boring. Why do you think she has a problem with you? Is it jealousy? Star: Yuku semes to be in this huge competition with me. She throws her "amazing" title reigns in my face and whatnot simply to make up for the fact that she cannot beat me. And she never will. I'm better than her and she once to see if she has a chance to prove otherwise. She doesn't. She sucks almost as much as you do, woman. And that could have a few different meanings. Krysta Taylor: Now, may I ask why you both insist on bringing your child relations to DU? Don’t you know children are riddled with disease? Vile beings they are. Yuku has her daughter Sakura and you have your little cousin, I can’t remember her name, probably Keisha, what do they have to do with feud? Star: Honestly they don't have anything to do with the feud. Yuku just randomly brought Sakura here and justified it with something way off topic and didn't make a bit of sense as usual. Talena, which is my cousin's name, has traveled with me a lot. She isn't a little child like Sakura. She's almost 17 years old and quite possibly wants to be a wrestler someday herself. I figured this was the perfect opportunity to bring her on screen. And no more comments like that "Keisha" one. I'm in no mood for bitch slapping but I'll still do it. Krysta Taylor: I’m sure you would but you wouldn’t want to embarrass yourself before your big match, you already have by not shaving your underarms. Anyway, you’ve been absent for the ring for a long time and now you’re back. I’m guessing you spent away all your earnings and fighting Yuku was better than turning into a $5-a-night hooker. Will we see more of Star after this match? Do you have plans to grace our screens in the future? Star: At this point I don't see much of a reason to. I couldn't spend all of my earnings in a lifetime you dumb bitch and my fiance has more money than you've had sex partners. So you know he is rich rich RICH! I'll be having a lot of major things happening in my life very soon so there is no room for wrestling. But never say never. who knows? Maybe one day I will be back on a permanent basis. Krysta Taylor: Okay, well this wraps up this interview. I think everyone at home can see I’m too fabulous to be in your company any longer. Good luck later tonight, as you’re going to need it! Star: Yeah, thanks. [Star then walks away, flipping her hair and walking off of the interview set. Krysta then begins to mock Star, pulling funny faces and sneering after the Glittering Goddess.] <-Continue->