Sunday 12th February 2007
Staples Center, Los Angeles, California

You say your problem is me, you're always in the right But laughing at my life like you're sent to torment me We can watch the test get harder, if that's all that you believe But if you take away the moment that you realize the fear, That you would fool my concience with every sickly smear In your suffocating silence, in your excuse for my child, The only life you see will do you harm to is yours I'd carry on against you, because I'll leave you with your fight, I carry on against you, I'll leave you with your fight [The opening credits of Divas Unleashed roll, the first pay-per-view of the year starting, prompting excitement and anticipation the world over. The credits end with the DU logo. The camera cuts to an external pan of the Staples Center in Los Angeles, cutting to a light-up Hollywood sign and we hear a huge cheer from the audience. A logo saying "Live" appears in the top right of the screen. We cut inside the arena, panning over the fans and to the stage.] [The stage is designed like a paw, with the cat's individual 'toes' extending all around in a circular motion and having video screens to broadcast the action. The largest pad has the entrance way carved into it, with scratch marks around it. The ramp to the ring extends from the claw of one of the cat's toe, with a giant screen extending into the rafters, resembling the cat's wrist.] [Suddenly the sound of drums echo around the arena as from the edge of the cat's paw rises up the claws, each containing a member of the band Juliette and the Licks. Juliette Lewis stands in the center, wearing a black all-in-one catsuit style outfit, her hair messy and she smiles to the audience, raising up a 'rock on' sign with her fingers. She brings a microphone to her mouth and leaps up and down as she signs, causing her voice to be distorted.] Callin' on me Bring your brothers All your hatin's gonna get released, yeah Get your tongue wet Find your own way I'll track you down [Juliette drops to her knees and rolls around on her back, breathing into the microphone as she sings, she sports a headband with a feather in and smiles as her band plays, the fans leaping up and down to the beat of the drums.] All right Feels good [Juliette leaps to her feet, she starts to sing the second verse and leaps over to join her guitarist on the stage, she sings into his face as he ignores her, boping his head, Juliette shakes her hips and her head as she sings.] I was born a liar Became an angel I left my fire in your mean machine Get your tongue wet Find your own way I'll take you down [Juliette then leaps down from the stage, she lands on her feet and walks to the fans in the front row, she points at them and sings as the camera pans around the arena.] You've got to tell your coppers Lay down the weapons, I'm going to put out your body desires Get your tongue wet Find your own way Don't let me take you down Don't let me put you out [Juliette then climbs onto the ramp, she nods her head and shakes her head, looking like she's having a seizure as her band continue to play, the crowd cheering.] Get your tongue wet, yeah, feel the fear [Juliette then drops her microphone and runs towards the crowd, leaping from the stage and into the crowd, stage diving as she lands on top of the fans and the crowd cheer her performance. The fans carry her across the arena as the fans celebrate her.] [The band on the stage nods thanks to the crowd and the camera pnas over the arena, going on a mission of sign-hunting. The best signs are picked out, the handiwork could have taken hours to come up with being broadcasted around the world. “LA Thinks Pink!”, “Atomic Kitten better be here!”, “Meggie's Tan Is NOT Californian!”, “Yuku Shiro Makes My Rocket Launch!” and “Janine Is LA's Angel!” are a selective few from crowd, supporting their hometown chicks. We cut to the commentary table, as Leah sits in a wearing casul attire of a low-cut top and jeans. She waves to the camera. JLT sits next to her, dressed classily in red dress, with her hair curled and looking very glamourous. Leah then turns and eyes up a blonde woman with implants and then turns back to camera, rolling her eyes and mouthing "California". JLT frowns and shakes her head.] JLT: Welcome everyone to the first pay-per-view of 2007, to the extravaganza that is Nuclear Pussy! This is our 4th year of opening the year with this event and we have a feast of a card for you tonight, you won't want to miss a minute! I'm JLT, I'll be joining you on this wild ride tonight along with my partner, Leah! Leah: Yeah, tonight is going to be great! There's a chance to see blood! I can't wait! JLT: You and your blood-thirsty self, why are you so violent? Leah: I don't think you should be criticising me when we're surrounded with breast implants, some of the women here could do with being bloodied! They look so cheap! JLT: I'm sure Divas Unleashed won't hire them, the E probably will though! Anyway! We've got a fantastic show for you tonight, at the top of the show, we've got a fatal fourway match as Lilith defends her Unleashed Championship against her former partner Katrina, her last title opponent Tiger Lily and the number one contender Yuku Shiro! I can't wait for that match, it would be so awesome to see a new champion but I don't know, Lilith could surprise us, even if the odds are against her! Leah: Yeah but she's black so she deserves to win! We've also got the Stripped on the line as overtanned bimbos Aphrodite, Meggie and KibbyD all fight it out in a "Beauty Treatment" match, that should be pretty interesting, I can't wait to see what that match throws up, hopefully all women end up in comas! I think everyone would love for that to happen! JLT: I wouldn't! I don't want to see them hurt, we've also got the finale of "Think Pink versus Vote Rose" in the ring, as Lethal Dosage defend their championships against Blonde Ambition! This should be a great match, there's probably a loud of fuelled agression what with the two parties clashing, and let's not forget that the Diva of the Month will be unveiled tonight! Leah: Blonde Ambition suck! They're so annoying! We've also got Noriko Lee and Maya Okosaki battling with canes would should be fabulous, Maya's putting her Askai title on the line against Noriko, who's from right here in LA! I'm sure all her family are in China though, what with it being Chinese New Year! I hate it, fireworks get on my tits! JLT: Well, good to know, but I think Noriko has a good chance of winning, it should be interesting to what kind of reaction she gets from the crowd! Spekaing of reactions, Amanda Kauffman makes her final DU wrestling appearance and takes on the up and coming Janine Johnson, that should be an emotional match! Leah: I hope Amanda loses, that would be hilarious! JLT: It would not, Amanda's done a lot in DU career, she's just been overlooked lately! We've also got Felicity defending Katima in a 2 out of 3 falls match, I can't wait for that, Katima finally gets her title shot! Leah: Yeah, that's coming up next too, I can't to see her and her fabulous hair! JLT: I can't wait, NP4 is finally here! I'm so excited, this is going to be such an awesome show! Rockford State Champions 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match Felicity © vs. Katima JLT: We’re opening the show with a match fuelled with aggression, for the last month we’ve seen Katima savagely attack Felicity for no good reason and just to achieve her goal of getting a Rockford State Championship shot, a prize she says she deserves. Leah: Yep but Felicity fought back and they took the fight to each other, Felicity bloodied Katima and vice versa and Felicity came up with this match for the title. The first fall is going to be a hardcore match, which I think Katima is favoured to, the second fall is going to be a submission match, which I think is going to be Felicity’s stronger performance. JLT: And if it goes to a third deciding fall, it’s going to be a cage match! I can’t wait for this match, these women have been dying to get their hands on each other for ages and now it’s going to happen here! Leah: Complete with weapons, YAY! [In the ring lies various hardcore objects ranging from baseball bats to chairs, with a shopping trolley on the outside filled with goodies. The objects are spaced out with even a stretcher lying at ringside. Medics stand on stand-by, sitting in a marked off area in the crowd, watching from behind the barricade.] [The lights begin to blink in and out in a strobe motion. "Jealous Girls" By Khia begins to boom out of the arena speakers. A sexy figure stands steady behind a screen. As soon as the first verse begins, the figure kicks through revealing the most powerful diva in the industry...Katima.] John Roe: The following contest is a 2 out of 3 falls match for the Rockford State Championship. Introducing the challenger, hailing from Passaic, New Jersey; she weighs in at 165lbs…KATIMA!!! ["You Spin Me Round" by Dope plays over the sound system, and the lights fade to nothing but a spotlight in the entrance. Felicity appears wearing a long coat and dark glases over her eyes and she walks to the ring occasionally posing for a photo opportunity.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Seasonal Residences; at a weight of 118lbs, she is the reigning Rockford State Champion…FELICITY!!! [Felicity slides into the ring and immediately runs towards Katima, spearing her down into the canvas. Felicity immediately nails her with a barrage of left and rights, Katima then rolls Felicity over and begins to nail her in the face with closed fists. Felicity shoves Katima backwards as both women climb to their feet. Katima picks up a baseball bat as Felicity picks up a chair, they runs towards each other, both swinging their objects as they meet in the middle.] JLT: These women want to kill each other, you can tell! Leah: Goody! [The bat and chair collide with each other and both women drop their objects, shaking their wrists. Katima then leaps into the air and clotheslines Felicity into the canvas, Katima finds her feet and begins to stomp on Felicity but Felicity grabs Katima’s foot and twists her ankle, causing Katima to fall forward to the mat.] [Felicity then stands, still holding her ankle. Felicity lifts Katima’s knee into the air and drags it over the chair lying on the canvas, Felicity then rams Katima’s knee into the chair. Katima holds her knee as Felicity picks up the baseball bat, she swings for Katima but Katima rolls out of the way. Katima hits the ropes and bounces back but Felicity nails her with the end of the baseball bat.] JLT: Oww, that could knock out a tooth or two! Leah: It would be hilarious if it did, Katima ended up like Chris Benoit! That’d be so funny! JLT: Okay, calm down. [Katima stumbles backwards, holding her chin. Felicity then runs towards Katima with the bat, clotheslining her over the top rope and to the outside with it. Katima falls to the floor on the outside as Felicity slides out to join her, Katima kicks her in the gut and snatches the bat away, tossing it aside. Katima then elbows Felicity in the face and whips her into the ring post. Felicity hits it and falls to the floor.] [Katima then picks up a garbage can sticking out from the trolley and tosses it into the ring. Katima then picks up a stop sign and slides it into the ring, amongst a broomstick and a laptop. Katima then approaches Felicity but Felicity nails her with an uppercut, Felicity then pulls Katima into a DDT, planting her on the padded floor on the outside.] JLT: That floor has no give, this match is brutal! Leah: I’m lovin it! [Felicity slides into the ring and picks up the laptop, she opens it up and grabs the end of the monitor, lifting it into the air. Katima climbs to her feet and slides into the ring, Felicity approaches Katima and hoists the laptop into the air, trying to slam the end down onto Katima’s head but Katima moves out of the way and kicks the laptop with her foot.] [Felicity drops the laptop as Katima then spits in Felicity’s face as Felicity scrambles to get the saliva off her. Katima picks up a stop sign and tosses it like a Frisbee as it connects to Felicity’s stomach, Felicity doubles over as Katima picks up a broomstick and snaps it over Felicity’s neck. Felicity falls to the canvas as Katima covers.] JLT: Felicity’s neck just snapped a broomstick! Leah: Katima’s got a cover! [1] [2] [Felicity gets her shoulder up.] JLT: This match is going to be punishing, can you imagine how they’d fair if they reach a 3rd match? Leah: Hopefully someone dies, that would be so historic! JLT: Leah! [Katima then stands and picks up the garbage can, she holds it under her air and walks to the top rope. She perches as Felicity finds her feet, holding her neck. Katima then leaps into the air with the garbage can, aiming to smash it over Felicity’s head but Felicity leaps into the air with a dropkick and sends the can back into Katima’s face as she crashes into the mat.] Leah: Katima’s face is probably going to be fucked up after this! [Felicity then slides out of the ring and tosses a lamp into the ring. Felicity then slides a clock into the ring and then a picks up a 2x4. Felicity climbs into the ring, wielding the 2x4 as Katima climbs to her feet. Felicity swings with the 2x4 and snaps the wood across Katima’s back as Katima falls to the canvas.] JLT: Ouch! She just broke that 2x4 over her back! That had to hurt! Leah: How much wood could Kat-Kat snap if a Kat-Kat could snap wood? JLT: Could? She just did! [Felicity then picks up a garbage can and lodges it between the second and top turnbuckle. Felicity then picks up the lamp and does the same, lodging it in another corner. Felicity then slides out of the ring as Katima crawls to her feet, holding her back. Felicity picks up a coffee maker and places it on the apron.] [Felicity slides into the ring, she approaches Katima and pulls her to her feet and whips her towards the garbage-can corner but Katima counters and pulls Felicity and kicks her in the stomach. Katima then nails a snapmare to Felicity, Katima picks up the coffee maker and bashes Felicity on the back of the head with it. Felicity falls forward to the canvas as Katima then lifts the coffee maker into the air and drops the heavy object onto Felicity’s back.] JLT: That thing could break ribs! It’s so heavy! She could have a ruptured kidney or something! Leah: Oh please, she just lacks brain cells, that’s all that’s wrong with her! [Felicity winches in pain as she holds her back, Katima then brings Felicity to her feet. She tries to whip her into the corner with the lamp but Felicity counters and sends Katima flying towards it, Katima smashes into the corner, the lamp driving into her back. Felicity then tries to follow up with a running splash but Katima nails Felicity with a boot to the face.] JLT: Now Felicity could have lost some teeth! [Katima stumbles forward as Felicity holds her face, Katima then begins to nail Felicity in the face with left and right closed fists but Felicity fires back with a knockout punch to the face of Katima sending her stumbling backwards. Felicity then picks up a chair and swings it towards Katima but Katima drops to her front on the canvas and Felicity swipes air.] JLT: Nice evasion by Katima! She knows how to duck! Leah: Which is key in this match! [Katima then kicks the back of Felicity’s knee, causing her to drop to her knees. Katima then nails Felicity with a stiff kick to the back of her head as Felicity looks dazed, Katima then picks up the lamp from the corner and smashes it over Felicity’s head.] [Felicity falls to the canvas as Katima picks up a chair and eyes the ropes. Katima then pulls Felicity to her feet and pushes her against the ropes, Katima then ties Felicity’s arms to the ropes, restraining her in a crucifix position with the top and second rope.] JLT: What is Katima planning? I don’t like this! [Katima then picks up the chair and smashes Felicity in the face with it, Felicity looks dazed as Katima then smashes her again. This shot bloodies Felicity’s forehead as Katima smiles, Katima then picks up another chair and stands next to Katima. She stands like she’s about to bat for a baseball team, Katima then swings the chair like a baseball bat and collides with Felicity’s face.] Leah: Wow! That was sick! JLT: She could have broken Felicity’s nose, it looked like that shot knocked her clean out! Leah: I think it did! [Katima then continues to nail Felicity over the head with the chair and drives it into her ribs as Felicity looks like she’s been knocked out from the blows, Katima then laughs to herself and unhooks Felicity from the ropes as Felicity falls forward to the canvas.] JLT: Felicity looks like she’s been KO-ed with that baseball chair shot! [Katima rolls Felicity over onto her back and covers as the referee slides into position to count.] JLT: Katima has a cover, this is for the first fall! [1] [2] [3] JLT: Katima won the first match! Now it’s a submission match! Leah: BORING! Bring on the hardcore stuff! JLT: We just had that! Leah: I know but I want more! [Katima stands and smiles as the referee tells her she has to win by submission, she nods to him and waves to the audience. Felicity doesn’t move on the canvas as Katima grabs her arm and pulls her into a crippler crossface, applying pressure on Felicity’s neck and pulling back with the painful submission.] [Felicity doesn’t move or fight the submission, appearingly knocked out, as the referee checks her arm. The referee lifts her arm into the air and holds it, the referee then releases it as the arm hits the canvas. He then does it for a second time as Felicity’s hand falls to the canvas for a second time, Katima smiles and laughs, enjoying the pain she’s inflicting. The referee then picks up Felicity’s arm for a third time, he holds it into the air and then lets go as Felicity’s hand strikes the canvas again. The referee then calls for the bell.] JLT: Felicity can’t continue! Leah: She’s been knocked out! That lazy bitch! [Katima releases Felicity and stands to her feet, she smiles but then frowns as the referee heads over to John Roe and whispers into his ear. The crowd boo as Katima stands, Katima turns to them and gives them the middle finger, causing the fans to boo her even more.] John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Rockford State Champion…KATIMA!!! JLT: We have a new champion! Leah: Yay! [The referee hands Katima the championship belt as Katima hugs the RS Championship, Katima then heads to the turnbuckle and raises it into the air as medics climb into the ring to check on Felicity. Katima celebrates as the sound of Khia fills the arena, Katima then rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp with a smug smile on her face. The medics continue to check on Felicity, preparing a stretcher at the side of the ring.] JLT: This was certainly not how I expected this match to go, Katima won by knocking out Felicity! Leah: She played a match by hardcore rules, she won fair and square! Who cares if Felicity is injured? She’s old and saggy! Katima is young and fabulous! JLT: I don’t want people to get hurt, even though Katima is the champion, I think her brutal ways will come back to haunt her though, karma’s a bitch! Leah: So is Felicity! [We open up on Maya whose dressed already in her white singlet with the red sun on back coming out of her locker room bathroom, where she notices Tiger Lily waiting for her on the bench. Maya gives her friend a small smile, happy to see a friendly face then bows respectfully to her, Lily stands up and bows respectfully too.] Maya: It’s good to see you my friend. Lily: What's up, rockstar? [Maya then walks over to the bench obviously still in pain from her recent injuries. She then sits down and begins putting on her elbow pads it is then that she notices the look of concern on Lily’s face.] Maya: What’s wrong? Lily: Why is your face all squinty? Are you hurt? Maybe you shouldn't fight tonight. Maya: If I don’t wrestle Noriko tonight I would have to forfeit the Askai Title. Lily: True, but you could always get it back. Maya: I’ve never forfeited a match before Lily, and I cannot afford to start now. It would be letting myself down and letting my fans down. Lily: Well yeah, but- Maya: My friend, you have a huge opportunity tonight, an opportunity to become the face of this company, you should place your focus there. [The locker room door opens and upon seeing the newcomer Lily is already on her feet standing between Maya and...Noriko Lee!] Lily: So, have you come to beat her up BEFORE the match now? That is so totally lame, Noriko. Noriko: Oh don't worry Lily... If you win the title tonight, I'll be going after you next. [Maya battles to her feet placing her hand on Lily’s shoulder for support, then steps in front of Lily to face Noriko.] Lily: Hey you guys, maybe you two should just save it for the match... Maya: It’s ok… Noriko: Yeah Lily, it's all good, I just came in to wish Maya some luck. Let's just hope you're not planning on helping her in our match now. Maya: You don’t have to worry about her she won’t be a factor tonight. Noriko: Good, oh and by the way Maya, that was some work you did last week. That was some good shots, I'm still feeling it, but not as bad as you I bet. Maya: We're even now, you're wounded, I'm wounded now lets settle this in the ring. [Maya stretches out her hand, Noriko looks at it for a second but then pie faces Maya shoving her into and over the bench.] Lily: Hey! I'm serious you better get out of here...or else! Noriko: Or else what, you gonna sick your braindead blonde girlfriends on me, I'm so scared. Lily, good luck in your match, you'll need it. Maya, I hope to see you out there in that ring. [Noriko then turns and leaves, while Lily turns to help Maya up.] Lily: Hey...are you okay? That was totally uncool of her. [Maya gets to her feet holding her side.] Maya: I’ll be fine thank you but…it’s time. [Maya then sits down and begins lacing up her boots while Lily looks on.] Retirement Match Amanda Kauffman vs. Janine Johnson JLT: Our second match of the evening sees the departure of Amanda Kauffman, this is going to be her last match in her DU career. Her DU career has been filled with highs and lows and I’m sure she wants to go out on a high against newcomer Janine Johnson. Leah: Amanda’s just a whiny bitch, who cares about her little cousin? I hope Janine Johnson beats her and sends her out of this arena in tears! JLT: I thought that Amanda was your favourite wrestler at one point? Leah: Things change, she started to suck. I am looking forward to this match as it’s a great opportunity for Janine, she’s only 17 and this will be a good boost to her career! JLT: That’s true. Leah: I mean, her pervy dad is obviously holding her back. JLT: Leah, he’s not a pervert! He’s just supporting his daughter, Janine said she was looking forward to this, I think she’s honoured to be Amanda’s last opponent after all Amanda has achieved in DU! Leah: Ugh, boring. ["Papercut (Reanimantion Remix)" by Linkin Park hits as the lights dim. Randomly colored strobe lights move through the crowd as smoke engulfs the stage. Janine Johnson emerges through the smoke and immediately receives a huge amount of cheers from the LA crowd. Her father, "The Fantastic One" Aaron Johnson, walks out and stands beside her carrying a blue steel chair with TFO on the seat in white letters. They both raise their arms and huge red pyros go off behind them. They head to the ring, both giving high fives to fans in the front row. Janine rolls into the ring while her father unfolds the chair on the outside and takes a seat, clapping for his daughter. Janine climbs the turnbuckles and raises her arms before doing a backflip off the top and landing on her feet. The lights return to normal as Janine prepares for her match.] John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, hailing from Los Angeles, California; at a weight of 132lbs, accompanied to the ring by Aaron Johnson…JANINE JOHNSON!!! [The lights dim and "Lights and Sounds" by Yellowcard plays as fire pyrotechnics are set off at the entrance stage. Amanda comes out with removable roller skates on the bottom of her boots. She stands at the top of the ramp and looks around, soaking up the reaction she gets, a mixture of cheers and boos. Amanda skates down to the ring, taking time to look at the fans and smiling at them. At ringside, she removes the skates and climbs into the ring.] John Roe: Her opponent, hailing from Austin, Texas; weighing in at 120lbs, making her final Divas Unleashed wrestling appearance…AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!! [Amanda stands in the ring and looks around the crowd, enjoying these moments. The referee calls for the bell as Janine walks towards Amanda and extends her hand for a handshake, Amanda accepts it and smiles at her. The two divas then begin to circle each other as they tie-up with Amanda pulling Janine into a headlock. Janine shoves Amanda to the ropes as Amanda hits them and bounces back, Janine takes Amanda down into the canvas with an arm drag.] [Amanda rolls to her feet and runs towards Janine again but this time Janine runs towards Amanda and leaps on her shoulders, attempting a hurricanrana but Amanda counters and powerbombs Janine into the canvas. Amanda then quickly covers, hooking the leg.] [1] [2] [Janine gets her shoulder up.] [Amanda brings Janine to her feet and whips her into the corner, Amanda follows up with a running clothesline. Amanda then props Janine on the top rope, Amanda then tries to climb up to join Janine but Janine kicks her in the face. Amanda stumbles backwards as Janine leaps from the turnbuckle, catching Amanda in a tornado DDT and planting her into the canvas.] JLT: Nice move from Janine, she’s a good high-flying, I hear she likes to be a show-stealer! Leah: She should be in jail then, that thief! [Janine then leaps to her feet and rolls Amanda over, dragging into position near the turnbuckle. Amanda holds her head, Janine then jumps onto the turnbuckle and glances over her shoulder before leaping backwards with a moonsault. Amanda rolls out of the way at the last minute as Janine crashes into the canvas, holding her ribs. Amanda then approaches Janine and pulls her into a mahestrial cradle, the referee counts.] [1] [2] [Janine rolls out of the pin.] JLT: Amanda is going for her pins in this match, I think she’s trying to frighten Janine with her wrestling skills, Janine is still learning remember! Leah: The only thing frightening about Amanda is that hair colour! It’s so bland! [Both women find their feet and approach each other as Janine takes Amanda down into the canvas with a clothesline. Janine then leaps into the air and connects with a leg drop to Amanda. Janine then pulls Amanda to the centre of the ring and runs to the ropes, Janine springs onto the second rope and leaps backwards with a lionsault but Amanda rolls out of the way once again. Janine manages to land on her feet.] [Janine then leaps forward towards Amanda with a somersault splash connecting to her this time. Janine then climbs to her feet and glances at her father who nods to her, showing his support. Janine then turns to Amanda and brings her to her feet, Janine whips Amanda into the corner. Janine then approaches Amanda and licks the palm of her hand, Janine then strikes Amanda in the chest with a harsh knife-edge chop.] JLT: Did you hear that?! That had to hurt! Leah: It was great, it’s the sound of beauty! [Janine nails Amanda once again with a chop, the sound echoing around the arena as the fans “Ooh”. Amanda then suddenly grabs Janine and the two exchange places as Amanda shoves Janine into the corner and hits her in the chest with a furious knife-edge chop. Amanda then tries to do another one, pulling back even more with her hand but Janine moves out of the way, crouching down as Amanda strikes the turnbuckle pad with her hand.] Leah: Idiot! [Amanda holds her wrist as Janine grabs Amanda’s head and rams it into the top turnbuckle. Janine then spins Amanda around and pulls her into a suplex position, she sets Amanda up on the top rope. Janine then climbs up to join Amanda, standing on the second rope. She pulls Amanda into a fallaway position, cradling Amanda in her hands. Janine then steps up to the top rope as the fans cheer.] JLT: What the hell is she doing?! Leah: Ruining Amanda’s career! [Janine then pulls Amanda into a fallaway slam, she leaps backwards with a moonsault and plants Amanda back-first into the canvas, completing her “Fantastic Fall” move. Janine then hooks the leg as the referee slides into position to count and Aaron sits up, watching on.] JLT: An impressive move from Janine, her father must have taught her that! [1] [2] [Amanda gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Amanda got her shoulder up! Janine needs to end this match quickly, it’s getting past her bed-time! JLT: Janine’s putting up a good fight against Amanda! [Janine brings Amanda to her feet and nails her in the face with a European uppercut, Janine then pulls Amanda into a front face lock but Amanda counters, shoving Janine backwards. Janine hits the turnbuckle and stumbles forward as Amanda nails a martial arts kick to the face of Janine, knocking her down. Amanda then holds her back and drags the 17-year-old into position.] [Amanda climbs to the top rope and perches, she then stands and leaps off, landing with two feet onto Janine’s chest and bouncing off, landing on her feet, completing her “The Heartbreaker” move. Janine holds her chest in pain as Amanda stands, she raises an arm to the crowd as they give her a mixed reaction.] JLT: Amanda rarely uses that move, she did tonight! That had to hurt, Janine looks like she’s holding her chest! Leah: Well it hurt, duh! I liked that move, it was brutal! I should do it to Dame Barbara one day, make her pacemaker spasm! [Janine holds her chest, feeling the pain from the move. Amanda then perches in the corner as Janine climbs to her feet. Janine turns to face Amanda as Amanda charges at her, hoping to nail a “Rollergirl Takedown” spear but Janine leaps into the air with a leapfrog as Amanda trips forward and lands on her knees, stopping herself from hitting the turnbuckle.] [Amanda then quickly leaps to her feet and runs towards Janine again, she tries to clothesline Janine but Janine catches her in a C4 position and leaps into the air, completing the “Fantastic Flip” move and landing on her knees. Aaron stands up from his seat and applauds, Janine holds her knees and pins Amanda.] JLT: What a move from Janine! That’s her father’s finisher! Leah: That was pretty sexy! [1] [2] [Amanda gets her shoulder up at the last second.] JLT: How is she doing that? Leah: I bet she took steroids before the match. Maybe she should invest in drugs that give her a damn personality! She is so boring is Amanda! JLT: You’re enjoying this match though right? Leah: Yes but only because of Janine. [Janine then drags Amanda to the centre of the ring, Janine then heads to the top rope, she raises her arm into the air as the Los Angeles crowd cheer the hometown girl. Janine climbs to the top rope as Amanda lies on the canvas. Janine leaps forward with a “Swandive” swantom bomb but Amanda rolls out of the way. Janine lands on the canvas and rolls forward from the impact.] JLT: Amanda moved! [Amanda immediately leaps onto Janine’s back, she wraps her arm around her neck and pulls her back into a “Bytch Tamer” full body scissors, applying pressure to Janine’s body on the canvas. Amanda then applies a mandible claw to Janine, making her even more uncomfortable in the submission.] JLT: Amanda has the Bytch Tamer locked on! [Janine tries to move her body over onto her front but Amanda has a tight grip and almost paralysing Janine from moving or making it to the ropes. Janine manages to roll over onto her front as Amanda applies pressure to the hold. Janine then uses her knees and pushes up off the canvas with Amanda still on her back.] JLT: Janine’s countering! Leah: Good. Who spells Bytch with a Y anyway?! [Janine then leaps backwards, slamming Amanda into the canvas and landing on top of her but Amanda still has submission locked in. Janine struggles with the mandible claw as her oxygen rapidly decreases, Amanda continues to add pressure to the hold as Aaron looks on from ringside, concerned.] Leah: Amanda’s wearing Janine out, I think she may just tap! JLT: I think you’re right, she’s trying to get to the ropes! [Amanda then applies more pressure to the hold as Janine tries to use her free arm to claw herself to the ropes but Amanda’s body weight makes it even harder, Janine eventually caves in and begins to tap out to the submission. Amanda releases the hold as Janine rolls over, holding her tongue and coughing slightly.] JLT: It’s over! John Roe: Here is your winner…AMANDA KAUFFMAN!!! [Amanda stands to feet and smiles, she wipes the sweat from her brow and places her hand on her hips. The fan give a mixed reaction as Aaron Johnson leans through the ropes and checks on Janine. Amanda raises her arms into the air and smiles, she looks up into the air to the sky and then looks around the arena, a sad smile on her face.] JLT: Amanda won her last match! Leah: Janine really took the fight to her though, she didn’t have it easy! [Aaron climbs into the ring as Janine stands to her feet, she approaches Amanda and extends her hand for a handshake as Amanda returns it and smiles. Janine and Aaron then leave the ring, Janine stole holding her mouth. Amanda requests a microphone from John Roe and he hands it to her, she brings it to her mouth and speaks.] Amanda Kauffman: I don't have much to say. Janine, that was a real good match we just had and to my fans. I just want to say that it's been fun. Goodbye everyone. I wish you all the best. Amanda walks up the ramp and goes backstage. On her way to the exit, she says goodbye and hugs as many DU superstars as she can who walk out onto the stage to greet her, crying as she makes her way to the exit.] JLT: Well goodbye to Amanda Kauffman, she picked up a final victory tonight but I think we’ll miss her. Leah: Eh, maybe just a little. [In a featureless room backstage Mistress is spotted setting up her video camera on a tripod, after battling for some time to get it set up, requiring one of DU’s own camera men to help her out, Mistress then goes to another door and knocks on it.] Mistress: Thank you Mr. Cameraman so much!! This is gonna be such a cool video! [The door opens and Carley whose dressed in a light pink sleeveless vest, long dark and light pink tights and a ‘Carley-ness’ pink bandanna as well as pink rimmed sunglasses, she also wears a dark and light pink boa around her neck in short trying to look like Hulk Hogan walks out followed by Courtney whose dressed in a Pink headband and flashy pink robe both with Think Pink on them* and then her usual Blonde Ambition attire, attempting to be Randy Savage.] [Mistress sets the camera to record then picking up a mic she joins the two oddly dressed Monroe’s.] Mistress: Tonight, you take on Lethal Dosage for the DU Tag Team Titles and I know you wanting to beat those meanies for making fun of you and so you can bring funzie back! Your comments? Carley: (attempting a gruff voice) You know something 'Mean' Mistress, There are a couple of meanies in the building tonight who want to take away Carley-ness and all things pink but when they start ruining the funzie for all the Carla-maniacs well that just wants to make me go GRRRRR (flexes arms)…sista! Courtney: (Doing a bad Randy Savage impression) Oooh yeah I've been thinkin, thinkin thinkin! Pure and utter jealously on those meanies part. But not even they can stop the wrath and climb of Blond Ambition and the think pink movement! It's been proven time and time again that we're the most funzie, the most awesomest tag team in the world today yeah FREAK OUT!!! yeah you've been winning awards but when we get into that ring we're gonna snap into you like a slim jim YEAH DIG IT!! [In the background Tiger Lily is seen wandering into the room and upon noticing the attires of the Monroe’s immediately tries stifling her laughter.] Mistress: So tonight do you think you can beat them ? they were voted tag team of the year... Courtney: yeah you've been winning awards but when we get into that ring we're gonna snap into you like a slim jim YEAH DIG IT!! [Lily can’t take it anymore and just bursts into laughter.] Lily: Oh my gosh, you HAVE to wear those costumes to your match tonight. [Mistress quickly runs to shut off the camera then all three girls look at Lily as if they had their hands caught in the cookie jar.] Carley: Umm..(nervous giggle and wave.)..Hi Lily. Courtney: Umm... yeah hiya lily *Sheepish grin* Mistress: We're just goofing off..... I hope you aren't mad. we'll stop if you are. [Lily shrugs her shoulders.] Lily: No keep going, girls. You have me intrigued! Continue! [Mistress grins and starts up the camera again as Carley and Courtney get back into position.] Courtney: Continue the little promo thing! Carley:(waving her finger at the camera) Let me tell you something sistas, I hope you’ve been eating your…um… cookies and saying your prayers because tonight you have a…um tough question to answer. Whatcha gonna do sistas! Whatcha gonna do when Carley-ness runs wild on you!…um(scratches her head)…GRRRR (flexes her arms once more) Courtney: As I look into the videoscope, think pink is on a roll and it can't be stopped OH YEAH! Carleyster knows what I'm talking about, I said go right and Carley said go left and I WENT RIGHT YEAH!! and when I cross that bridge I found out I was on the right side and I said CARLEY FOLLOW ME!! because we're going straight to the top and becoming world tag team champions one more time YEAH DIG IT!! I'm talking about think pink but i'm also talking about new madness MONROE MADNESS YEAH!! we're gonna take you west of mars, South of Heaven and north of H-E double Hockey sticks! We’re gonna take you out! [As the girls continue to pose for the camera, Courtney accidentally steps on Carley’s boa, causing her sister to stumble about.] Carley: Woah! [She eventually loses her balance and falls into the camera, her face smacking the dead center of the camera lens. The screen suddenly goes blank and only the static can be seen.] Mistress: Uh oh! Carley: Whoopsie! Lily: What happened? Carley: I dunno’t know! My head's all ouchies ! Ow! [The transmission feed then cuts off and the screen goes completely black.] Askai Championship Singapore Cane Match Maya Okosaki © vs. Noriko Lee JLT: I think you’re going to like this next match Leah, it’s the Singapore cane match for the Askai Championship as the champion Maya Okosaki defends against Noriko Lee! Leah: There better be blood, after all they’ve put each other through the last few weeks, I want blood! JLT: Okay, calm down. Noriko’s been getting Maya’s attention by assaulting her with a cane several times, even injuring her and drawing blood from her back but Maya fought back last week on Exile, I think this should be a great match but I wonder if Maya is fully fit for it? Leah: Probably not, those Asians are always complaining about something. They’re never content! JLT: Maya’s hardly been complaining… Leah: She finally snapped last week, I’m tired of her playing by the rules, bring out the canes! I hope Noriko wins though, just because she’s American and it’s funny how she gets so angry so quickly! JLT: We’ll see how Noriko’s temper holds up in this match too! ["Duality" by Slipknot plays over the P.A. system as images appear on the huge Divatron. Suddenly Noriko Lee walks out to boos with singapore cane in hand, receiving some cheers from her hometown audience. Noriko slides into the ring and waits for the match to begin.] John Roe: The following contest is a Singapore cane match for the Askai Championship. Introducing the challenger, from Los Angeles, California; weighing in at 113lbs...NORIKO LEE!!! [The Mortal Kombat movie theme hits the PA system and Maya steps into the aisle and begins making her way down the aisle. Despite the fans cheering her on. Maya's focus is soley on the ring and the match ahead. once at the ring she steps through the ropes and bows respectfully to the referee before going over to her corner to meditate.] John Roe: Her opponent, from Kyoto, Japan; at a weight of 120lbs, she is the reigning Askai Champion...MAYA OKOSAKI!!! [Maya Okosaki meditates in the ring, she stares at Noriko who stands on the other side of the ring, with her cane in her hands. Noriko massages her cane as Maya hands her championship belt to the referee. Around the ring there have been various ‘pots’ attached to the ring post, containing a huge amount of canes as well all stacked together. They’re also a cane under each turnbuckle but Noriko has brought her own. Maya turns and picks up a cane from under the bottom turnbuckle and turns back to face Noriko, Noriko smiles at her. The referee calls for the bell.] [Noriko immediately runs towards Maya and swings her cane but Maya swings to counter with both canes hitting each other. Noriko then draws her cane back and swings for Maya’s feet but Maya leaps into the air, Noriko then swings for her face but Maya ducks and steps forward behind Noriko. Maya then spins around with her cane and tries to strike Noriko in the back of the head but Noriko quickly ducks.] Leah: This is just like The Matrix! JLT: They’re both really quick, they seem to be one step a head of each other! [Noriko turns to Maya and both women draw their canes back and swing for each other’s heads, with the canes smashing into each other. Noriko and Maya then step forward and look each other in the eyes, their noses pressing against each other’s and their canes pressing against their rival’s body. They stare at each other before they shove each other backwards.] Leah: This is great! [Noriko then sweeps for Maya’s legs once again as Maya leaps into the air but Noriko quickly uses the end of the cane and strikes it into Maya’s chin, Maya stumbles backwards holding her face as Noriko nails a hard kick to Maya’s gut. Maya doubles over as Noriko then drives her cane down over Maya’s injured back, knocking Maya to her knees.] JLT: Noriko’s being smart and targeting that injured back! [Noriko then strikes Maya again over her lower back, knocking Maya to the canvas as Maya grasps her body. Noriko then smiles and heads to a corner, she climbs onto the second rope and pulls another cane from the ‘pot’ on the ringpost. Noriko then holds two canes in her hand and approaches Maya with a smug look on her face. Maya crawls on the canvas and Noriko places her foot on Maya’s back, causing her lay on her front in the mat.] [Noriko then raises two canes into the air and tries to drive them down onto Maya’s back but Maya suddenly rolls over and grabs one of the canes and pulls it towards her, flipping Noriko over into the canvas and causing her to drop her second cane. Maya then straddles Noriko and uses the cane in Noriko’s hand to choke her across the throat with Maya gritting her teeth as she does it.] JLT: An inventive move from Maya’s, she’s working the cane into her arsenal of submissions! Leah: She’s cheating! [Noriko struggles as her oxygen decreases and Maya continues the hold, Noriko kicks her legs but then uses her flexible to bring her legs up and wrap them around the neck of Maya, trying to pull her down into the canvas. Maya then shifts her body forward, placing both of her knees on either side of the cane choking Noriko, applying even more pressure. Maya then uses her free arm to reach out and grab the cane Noriko dropped, she raises it into the air and slams Noriko over the face with it.] [Noriko then drops her leg lock on Maya’s neck and holds her head, Maya then moves the cane from Noriko’s head and leaps off Noriko’s body, landing beside her and covering her challenger, hooking the leg as the referee counts.] JLT: It could be over early! [1] [2] [Noriko gets her shoulder up.] Leah: Noriko’s going to give up, this is the one chance she’s been beating the crap out of Maya fall for the last month! JLT: It looks like Noriko’s bleeding! [Noriko’s head begins to bleed from the cane shot as she touches her forehead and feels the blood which angers her. Maya climbs to her feet as she brings Noriko up too, Maya grabs Noriko’s arm and tries to twist it into a submission but Noriko elbows her and pokes her in the eyes with her two fingers. Maya then holds her eyes, her eyes blinded as she rubs them. Noriko then picks up a Singapore cane from under a turnbuckle and runs towards Maya, swinging the cane as it connects to her stomach. Maya then holds her stomach as Noriko strikes her on the back of the neck, as Maya stumbles forward holding it.] [Noriko then grabs Maya by the hair and her ring attire and runs with her towards the turnbuckle. Noriko shoves Maya towards the second turnbuckle as Maya dodges the pad and sails through the ropes, her shoulder colliding with the turnbuckle. Noriko then smiles and picks up a cane as Maya stands trapped, her shoulder hurting. Noriko then swings the cane, striking Maya on her butt and then doing the same thing again only harder, spanking the champion.] JLT: Noriko is caning her like she’s a naughty child! Leah: This is hilarious! [The fans cheer as Noriko laughs to herself, Noriko then pulls back her cane and hits Maya one more time before dropping the cane. Noriko approaches Maya and pulls her down into the canvas with a schoolboy as the referee counts.] JLT: She’s got a cover! [1] [2] [Maya rolls out.] Leah: Her ass is probably on fire. This is so funny! [Maya lies on her stomach, holding her butt as Noriko looks annoyed. She rolls her eyes and approaches the referee, saying it was a three count but the referee shrugs. Meanwhile, Maya climbs to her feet, she walks to the turnbuckle with a cane still under it and picks it up. Noriko wipes the blood from her face and turns to Maya, Maya holds up the cane to her. Noriko’s eyes narrow and she charges towards Maya but Maya suddenly catches Noriko with a drop toe, sending her flying into the canvas.] [Maya then quickly locks Noriko into a STF submission, using the cane to pull back on Noriko’s neck instead of her hands. Maya yanks back on the canvas as Noriko holds her neck, she tries to claw to the ropes but the cane is pulling her neck upwards so she can’t see where the ropes are.] JLT: A painful variation of the STF using the cane, that looks like it hurts! Look at Noriko’s neck, it looks like it could break! Leah: I still can’t get over the spanking! [Noriko refuses to give up and Maya changes the submission, she releases Noriko’s leg and kneels at the bottom of Noriko’s body, using the cane to pull Noriko up and backwards as Maya then locks on a body scissors, still using the cane across Noriko’s neck, trying to get Noriko to submit.] [Noriko then uses her arms and pulls the cane into the air around her neck, Maya tries to pull it back down as the cane is raised in the air, with both women engaged in a tug-of-war of strength. Maya tries to pull down but Noriko suddenly lets go of the cane and rolls of Maya’s body as the cane strikes Maya in the face.] JLT: Smart move from Noriko! Maya could have just KO-ed herself! Leah: That’s because she’s an idiot! [Maya holds her face, dropping the cane as Noriko brings Maya to her feet. She whips her towards the corner as Maya slams into the turnbuckle, holding her lower back. Noriko then heads to another corner and leans over the top rope, she picks up as many canes as her hands can carry and tosses them into the ring. Noriko then repeats this until the pot is empty. She turns back to the ring as Maya is still stricken in the corner.] Leah: Noriko’s greedy, you have enough canes, girl! [Noriko then begins to arrange the canes on the canvas, placing them so they’re laid out like a mat. Noriko then heads to Maya in the corner and nails her in the face with an elbow, Noriko then props Maya on the top rope and looks over her shoulder. She joins Maya on the top rope and pulls her into a suplex position.] JLT: This looks dangerous! What the hell is Noriko doing with that bed of canes? Leah: She’s going to end Maya’s career, that’s what! [Maya suddenly fights back, nailing Noriko in the side of the head with an elbow. Maya then shoves Noriko backwards as Noriko lands on the canvas, stumbling. Maya then turns and picks up two canes from the pot on the ring post, she then stands on the top rope. Noriko looks up at Maya as the champion leaps into the air with two canes in either hand, executing a double axe handle smash with both canes striking Noriko in the head.] JLT: Ouch! That had to hurt! Leah: That was fabulous! [Noriko falls to the canvas and looks motionless as Maya lands on her feet and falls over, holding her back. Maya then crawls to Noriko, struggling for breath and grabs her legs. Maya then flips over Noriko’s body, pinning her with a bridge move. The referee counts.] JLT: This could be it! [1] [2] Leah: Look at Noriko! [Noriko gets her shoulders off the mat, wrapping her arms around Maya’s waist and uses her weight to push up on the bridge. Noriko then rolls Maya over and pulls her into a powerbomb position. Noriko then twists Maya into a torture rack and tries to swing her down onto the bed of canes with a sidewalk slam but Maya lands on her feet.] JLT: Maya had a close shave there! Leah: Eww? She has a beard? Vile! [Maya nails Noriko with shots to her blood-stained face, Maya then whips Noriko away from the canes and into the corner. Maya then picks up a cane from the pile and approaches Noriko, she nails her over the head with it as Noriko looks dazed. Maya then pulls Noriko forward to her knees and rams the end of her cane into her forehead. Noriko falls back to the canvas as Maya steps over her body.] [Maya then balances the cane in the turnbuckle, placing it between the gap of the second and top turnbuckle and at an angle so it stays in position. Maya then grabs Noriko by her hair and kicks her in the back of her leg, causing her to a kneel in front of the cane. Maya then picks up another cane and strikes Noriko on the back of the head as Noriko sits dazed, rocking slightly.] JLT: What’s Maya planning here? [Maya then heads to the opposite corner of the ring, she runs towards Noriko, hoping over the bed of canes and charges towards her challenger. Maya leaps into the air with a dropkick connecting to the back of Noriko’s head, sending Noriko’s face flying forward and into the cane, snapping it.] Leah: Oww! That was fabulous! JLT: Noriko’s head broke that cane! [Maya then pulls Noriko out of the corner as she falls backwards and lies on the canvas. Maya drags Noriko to the centre of the ring, placing her next to the large square bed of canes. Maya then picks up Noriko’s ankle and locks on an ankle lock and applies a leg scissors, completing her finishing “Scissored Ankle Lock”.] JLT: Maya’s got her finisher locked on! Noriko has to tap out! [Noriko winches in pain as the referee checks if she wants to tap out, Maya continues the hold, frowning as she focuses slightly as she applies it. Noriko refuses to give up, she then uses her free arm and picks up a cane from the bed. She then turns and begins to strike Maya’s legs, as Maya’s submission loosens. Maya applies more pressure to Noriko’s ankle but Noriko is able to roll over. She boots Maya in the face as Maya stumbles backwards and releases the hold.] JLT: Noriko escaped tapping! [Noriko finds her feet, holding her ankle. Maya holds her lower back as both women approach each other, Noriko then raises her cane into the air and smashes Maya over the forehead, splitting the cane in half. Maya falls to the canvas, lying motionless as Noriko smiles. She wipes the blood from her face and eyes her ‘bed of canes’.] [Noriko then brings Maya to her feet, she pulls her into a pedigree position. She lifts Maya into the air and then turns sideways and approaches the bed of canes, carefully stepping to the middle. Noriko then drives Maya into the canvas with an x-factor, landing body-first onto the canvas and completing “The Cataclysm” finisher.] JLT: Ahh! She just nailed that on the bed of canes! It has to be over now! Leah: I love Noriko! [Noriko then rolls Maya over and covers her, hooking the legs as both women lie on top of the canes. The referee drops to a position to count as some of the crowd count along and half of the crowd boo loudly.] [1] [2] [3] JLT: Noriko’s the new champion! John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Askai Champion…NORIKO LEE!!! Leah: YAY! [Noriko sits up with a smile on her face, she wipes the blood from her face and climbs to her feet. She holds her neck which is red from the submissions, the referee hands her the Askai Championship as Noriko hugs the belt and smiles. She raises it into the air as the fans boo her.] [Noriko then picks up a Singapore cane in her hand and walks to the turnbuckle, she approaches the turnbuckle and climbs onto it, raising her cane and the Askai Championship into the air as “Duality” blasts into the air. Noriko smiles and hugs the belt to her chest, Maya lies motionless on the canvas as the referee checks on her. Noriko hops down from the turnbuckle and rolls out of the ring, heading up the ramp, staring at her new belt.] JLT: Noriko leaves tonight as the champion, what a brutal match that was! Maya was beaten but she should be proud of her performance, especially on top of her injuries! Leah: I’m so happy there was blood, you have to love Noriko! She delivers the goods! In her hometown too, that has to be a bonus! [“I’m So Sick” by Flyleaf begins as the Dirty Incorporated logo flashes on the screen. The crowd begins to boo slightly, some already aware of the possible trouble that lie ahead. Out walks Latrisha, Envy, and Avery, clad in matching black cat suits. They stand up on the ramp as red and white lights blink behind them, almost blinding the crowd.] JLT: What’s this about? Leah: Here comes that STD infested Canadian again and her dirty skank army or whatever they’re called. [They begin walking down the ramp as the music goes into the first verse. Latrisha leads the pack, and slides underneath the ropes. Envy and Avery on the other hand walk up the steps and enter through the ropes. Latrisha is handed a mic by a stagehand, and begins slowly pacing in the ring as the music fades. She looks around at the crowd solemnly, nodding her head, and listening to the response.] Latrisha Lamarte: I hate to admit it, but it’s good to be back in California. [The crowd gives a small pop as Latrisha nods her head and grins slightly.] Latrisha Lamarte: Although I must admit the Mexican’s are becoming a problem, Calli still is a nice place to get a quick screw. You people are absolute sluts [She gets a bit of heat from her last statement, now smiling devilishly as she tilts the mic slightly away from her face. Avery and Envy laugh along with her as they stand in their respectful positions.] Latrisha Lamarte: What?... You don’t like the truth? Then maybe you should keep your legs closed Leah: Look who’s talking. Latrisha Lamarte: Although we weren’t booked at Nuclear Pussy, we felt as though we needed to put our mark on DU properly. That’s exactly why, I, Latrisha Lamarte, took the liberty to book Dirty Inc in our own match against the current Divas Unleashed Champion Lilth, The Glamorous Terrorist Katia, and the Queen of Slutty Media, Krysta Taylor JLT: There’s no way she could have... [The lights dim as the two said women stand up on the ramp. However, it immediately becomes obvious as they make their way to the ring, that the women are senile impersonators, with one wearing a dress similar to what Krysta wore at the FWA’s, another wearing a white turban with a long black silk dress and fake diamonds, and finally, the other dressed in Lilith’s normal wrestling attire. The old hags struggle up the steps, with Avery and Envy graciously opening the ropes for them.] JLT: Oh c’mon. Leah: At least they aren’t Mexican midgets. [Latrisha claps her hands for the women, and then looks around at the perplexed crowd.] Latrisha Lamarte: Well then, now that the skanks are here, let the show begin [The Deity drops the mic on the floor as the bell is rung. She swiftly superkicks old hag # 1, aka Lilith to the ground hard. Envy grabs senile Taylor by the arms as Avery delivers a few shots to her ribs. Latrisha forces her prey up, and then Irish whips the woman into the corner. She hits the turnbuckle chest first hard, and then tumbles backwards, yelling in pain. The terrorist quickly slides out of the ring, attempting to run away from physical harm.] JLT: This can’t be a legal Divas Unleashed match. Those women aren’t even signed to a contract. Leah: At this point, I’m just waiting to laugh at whoever screams “My hip ” first. JLT: Leah, Divas Unleashed can be held responsible for the injuries these women receive. I’m sure Shane Rockford isn’t too happy about what he’s seeing right now. [Avery and Envy step out onto the apron as Latrisha remains inside of the ring with the Lilith impersonator. She forces the woman up to her feet, and then delivers a vicious DDT in the middle of the ring. After a standard full nelson roll up on LL’s behalf, the referee begins to count.] 1. 2. 3! Leah: Well that was anti-climatic. [Latrisha stands to her feet and brushes off her hands as the crowd gives disapproving boo’s. Envy and Avery clap for their Madame and enter the ring before stomping on the defenseless woman. Latrisha then turns her attention to the skank Katia, and slides underneath the ropes, then chases the poor woman around the ring. She easily catches up, and then grabs the woman by the head before delivering a huge bulldog sending the woman face first to the hard floor. In the ring, Envy delivers a dropkick, that takes down Lilith, while Avery jumps the rope. The pale white hype leaps from the top, delivering a huge swanton to the woman’s abdomen.] JLT: They don’t have to do this, the match is over! [Envy laughs sadistically before sliding underneath the ropes herself and then reaching under the apron. She pulls out a baseball bat as she nods her head, and listens to the heckles that come from the now angered crowd. Latrisha grabs the mic from the side of the ring once more as Envy rolls underneath the ropes. Avery grabs the barely conscious Krysta Taylor and stands her up forcibly, positioning her with her legs spread, and her arms behind her back.] Latrisha Lamarte: This is what happens when you have the nerve to say that I’m WORST DRESSED! [Envy slams the bat into Krysta’s stomach once, twice, and then three times. She then hits the woman in the knee cap, and Avery releases her hold, causing her to fall backwards. The woman is clearly hurt, holding her knee and screaming with tears in her eyes. Latrisha herself slides into the ring and walks over to the fallen Krysta.] Latrisha Lamarte: How dare you say that my dress was ....was...whatever you said about it! I looked absolutely gorgeous! [She then stomps on the woman’s face once before spitting at her. Envy heads out the ring to collect the terrorist, but before she can security guards begin pouring out from the backstage area. A few surround the ring, while others step inside to intimidate the women. Envy heads back in the ring to be with her fellow stablemates, as Shane Rockford is seen walking out at the top of the ramp. He is followed by medical personnel who run down to the ring to check on the injured women.] Leah: Looks like the party’s over. Well, unless it’s continuing in Shane’s bedroom. [Shane gives a small head nod to one of the guards in the ring, and without hesitation they seize the members of Dirty Incorporated. It takes at least two men apiece to keep the women captive, with Latrisha even being forcibly handcuffed. The scene is praised by the crowd, as proven by their cheers and small rounds of applause.] Shane Rockford: Get those three pieces of trash out of my building. [He speaks in a sturdy voice that is met with an even bigger pop from the crowd. Latrisha gapes her mouth at the president’s words, and then begins to protest by attempting to fight off the guards more. The three are then taken through the crowd, where the cameras follow them on the long journey. They make their way through the concession stands, the backstage area, and then finally, they are tossed inside the garbage dumps outside the building. Latrisha screams loudly as she lands, unable to use her arms, headfirst into the disgusting pile. As the camera takes a closer look it becomes evident that the dumpster is filled with more rancid things then usual, with cow manure being the most material.] Leah: Now they can REALLY call themselves Dirty Inc. [The camera closes up on Envy spitting the rotten brown gooey stuff out of her mouth with a sour face, and then it fades.] <-Continue->