Divas Unleashed Presents Nuclear Pussy II

Sunday 30th January 2005
American Airlines Arena, Dallas, Texas


In spectacular collision two spiralling thoughts may create
a rare and fleeting fancy that might just avoid a fate
within the singularity.

It ascends. It aspires. It struggles against the pull.
To which it eventually succumbs. The all powerful
and consuming singularity.

Leaving just a single thought going round and round
bending all lighter thoughts to itself in a way that's bound
to perpetuate the singularity..


[There is muttering, screams and random cheers as we see the inside of the American Airlines Arena. The fans, unaware that they are now on global television, are quiet. The lights suddenly drop to a darkness, the crowd erupts in a cheer as the anticipated-event is just mere seconds away from beginning. There are flashes of digital cameras from all areas of the arena, as they hope to capture their excitement with a photograph.]

[The opening to “Lick My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” begins to slowly play. There is a large circular screen in which there is a sihoulette of a female woman with a slinky body, and a tail attached to her lower back. She dances. Khia begins on the microphone “All you ladies pop that thing like this, just do it now, do it good, lick this, just like you should” as the audience applauds.]

[The song goes into a faster beat as the screen is turned around and the lights instantly focus on Khia sitting on a giant white circular chair with her legs crossed. She pushes herself up off the chair in a revealing, and fluffy sky blue outfit which stops mid-thigh. The rapper has white high heels on too, she sings the specially edited chorus of the song and steps off her position. “My neck, my back, lick my nuclear pussy twice like that!”]

[Khia dances suggestively and moans over the microphone at the “uhh” part of the song. She walks from either side of the stage, kicking her heels up off the floor and rubbing her hands down to her lower regions to convey the message of her song. The hit comes to an end, and Khia shouts “Twice like that!” and moans. From her white seat, a water fountain sprays water in all directions as it droplets fall on the stage. Khia stands with her arms raised, and takes a bow.]

[The stage is designed with the cat seen in the NP2 banners resting it's head next to the stage, with it's paw onto the risen metallic stage. There is a gap in her razor-sharp claws which is the entrance-way and Khia's chair is inverted so that it looks like a water bowl, before being tugged off the stage. The ramp extends to the ring with black ropes, and Nuclear Pussy II's banner enlarged on the ring apron.]

[Background rock music plays as the camera pans over the crowd, they see such signs as “We love Bush!”, “Twinkle, Twinkle! Queen Star!” and “Christine = Hitler” are a few of the confusing signs from our not-rocket-scientist Texan audience. We pan to Leah wearing a white dress, and JLT in a black suit. A man with a long beard and sideburns, wearing a white outfit sits next to Leah and he looks weirdly family.]

JLT: Hello everybody and welcome to Nuclear Pussy II coming to you live from Dallas, Texas! What a show we have for you tonight, a worldwide audience is tuning in to witness one of our biggest pay per views and I am just bursting with excitement. I'm JLT, and I'm joined by Leah, and her guest?

Leah: Hello everyone. Now I know you've all been wondering about who my special guest was, and now I can unveil it to you. It is... Jesus!

JLT: Jesus?!

[We cut to the bearded man next to Leah.]

Jesus: Yes?

Leah: Ignore her Jesus. She's just jealous, she's not a Christian you see. Feel free to scorn her!

JLT: I am a Christian, Leah? Are you, how can we have Jesus at our event? What the, are you on crack? What have you done now? I just, can't believe, this? What is this?

Leah: She's a little slow J. You'll get used to her, you're patient aren't you? You are right?

Jesus: Yes, I am a very patient man.

Leah: That's good. Isn't he nice Jamie, I mean the son of God is here?

JLT: At an event called Nuclear Pussy? I doubt it very much, he's probably just some impressionist you picked up to make it look like you have friends. I'm not wasting any more time with this. We have an explosive show for our viewers tonight, and some of the hottest matches that we have seen in DU's history!

Leah: Our main event sees Hope Clarkson fiercely challenge Star for her Unleashed Championship in a match that is expected to sky-rocket Hope's career never the less. With a coronation tonight, Star could look very foolish if she loses her to belt to the lesbian after celebrating herself. But then again, Star does have the advantage in being able to choose the stipulation and she's decided to hold that until the very last moment! I'm betting on a cage match! That would be nasty!

JLT: I'm excited for that one, it should be a very good match between two fine athletes! Our second of four championships up for grabs tonight is the Stripped Championship in a fatal four way match, and we still don't know the stipulation of that match either! I hope they haven't forgotten about that, but Faith Clarkson will be preceding her wife and defending her coverted belt against Laura, Icenique and a mystery opponent who will be decided in a qualification match in moments time. Faith originally wanted to hold a match to see who could qualify for this belt, I think it seems to have all backfired don't you?

Leah: In a way. The Stripped Qualifier sees the return of trio Crystal, Kate Sims and Kennedy! All making their ring returns after numerous reasons and they'll have to overcome 7 other opponents in order to wrestle for the championship later this evening! That's just mean, although at least you'll be deserving of a championship shot? I think I should have entered in this match, I mean I wouldn't mind my own championship.

JLT: Everybody else would. The Tag Team Championship is defended as reigning champions Diva 69 battle the Widow Makers of Azrael and Amanda, and Natural Born Ratings of Bianca and Tina. That should be an interesting match, and a tough one too, as it is sudden death so Felicity and Ferrari could lose their belts without evening being pinned! But they did defeat the Widow Makers at our last pay per view, can they repeat that? Or will NBR be able to shock everyone by pulling off a surprise victory?

Leah: You ask too many unknown questions! We also have the final of the Askai Championship Tournament as Ciara Demillo, Roxy and Mystika all clash in a triple threat match after Baby Loni Persian's shock decision to forfeit her title and organise this tournament. Whatever happens tonight, we will see a brand new champion walking out of the American Airlines arena tonight, and no doubt could leave the losers with a bitter taste in their mouth!

JLT: You would know about that, and we also have the coronation of our “Queen” Star. Her royal cousin Shara performs and presents the Diva of the Month award, and of course, Jesus apparently?

Leah: Yeah, that's right! Having fun J?

Jesus: I am indeed.

Leah: Yeah! Respect!


[The scene opens up in front of the American Airlines Center in Dallas Texas and an "Earlier Today" logo appears on the top right of the screen. A sleek, stretch Escalade pulls into the arena as the many fans standing around scream in excitement and curiosity. The car comes to a halt and the driver steps out. He walks to the back of teh Escalade and opens the door. Amaryllis Vasquez then emerges, getting out with a bit of effort because of her height. She is dressed in a black, tube dress with gold, strappy high heels. When the fans lay eyes on her, the cheers transform into the boos she knows so well. With a smile, Amaryllis stes away from the door. We the see the Unleashed Champion herself make her way out. Star stands proudly, dressed in a pair of pink, tight fitting, low rise slacks, an equally tight blouse cut high above her navel, displaying a pink jeweled belly ring, and a white hat, silghtly tipped (a la Alicia Keys.) Her sandy brown hair lays straight as the Unleashed Championship shimmers over her shoulders. Star's eyes scan the crowd, before rudely flipping the fans off and entering the arena with Amaryllis close behind.]

[We cut to the halls of the DU arena, the faint sound of the fan's cheering can be heard throught the area. Crates and boxes litter the hallway. As the camera slowly pans around the hallway we see a young female sitting atop a small pile of crates, her legs dangling over the side. Upon closer inspection we see that she is wearing a pair of tight low rider jeans, which are ripped a few times on each of the thighs and a small mid rift top that says 'Tell Your Man To Stop Calling Me!' Her hair sits in two plaited pigtails. She sits quietly sucking on an orange lolly watching and the goings on below her, her legs swinging. Star and Amaryllis walk into the shot. The young female looks up at Star and smirks. Smiling back, Star shakes her head, looking a but surprised. The female gigglesa at Star's expression.]

Female: Damn, you not even going to say hey?

Star: I didnt expect to see you here tonight.

Female: Didn't expect to be here just kinda dropped by, you know me full of surprises.

Star: Well...tonight is a very special night. I'll be celebrating in a big way and I couldn't not have you be apart of it!

Female: Celebration huh? Sounds good to me. What are we celebrating exactly?

[Star looks down at her title belt and smiles.]

Star: Success, darling. We're celebrating success.

Female: Well you can count me in.

Star: Okay, then. Why don't you just come with us?

[The young female smirks and reaches behind her. She pulls a nail studded baseball bat and both Star and Amaryllis burst into laughter. The girl smirks down at Star before somersaulting off the crates. She lands on her feet with a smug smile and sets the bat on the ground, leaning on it for support.]

Female: When exactly is this little 'shindig' kicking off?

[Star shakes her head with a smile, then glances at her watch.]

Star: Actually, it started as soon as I got here. But it doesn't get real hot until later on.

Female: Hmm, well if you need a hand with any preparations just let me know.

[The young female replies with another sly grin.]

Star: Will do. But in the meantime, why don't you take a look around. Get familiar with the place, then meet me in my locker room.

[Smiling, the girl agrees. Amaryllis and Star continue down the hall. Several DU divas scatterthe perimeter, glaring and Star and her manager, sort of in disgust, maybe even a bit in envy.]

Star: So, like I was saying, Shara should be here soon to perform her little song and--

[Star pauses, then glances at her manager, who is paying her no mind. Amaryllis' attention is focused elsewhere. Standing alone a fresh face to Divas Unleashed, the Pretty Hate Machine Ciara Demillon. Star stares at Amaryllis' grin, then shakes her head as Amaryllis winks at the young lady. Ciara makes a face, then ignores Amaryllis.]

Star: I'm not liking what you just did right there.

Amaryllis: *sarcastically*Why Star, whatever do you mean?

Star: Don't get cute with me. I don't hang with lesbos and that was some lesbo sh*t you just did.

Amaryllis: Aww, poor Star. You know you--

Star: Stop it. Say no more. Just...really...don't say anything else. Lets go.

[Smiling devilishly, Amaryllis follows behind an annoyed Star.]


Stripped Championship Qualifer Match
Bloo v Crystal v Julie Foxx v Kate Sims v Kendra Marsh v Kennedy v Lacey Ryden v Miss Perfect

JLT: Our first match of the evening is a Stripped Championship qualifier to see which out of these eight women will be facing a further three tonight for the belt. I think this should be quite a tactical match, you'll only have about an hour to recover so you would want to save all your heat and energy so you can go full steam in the championship, wouldn't you try to do that?

Leah: Like Dame Kelly Holmes!

Jesus: Oh she's wonderful!

Leah: I know, but there's a new policy now you see J, we have to mention her fabulousness at least once during a show. We can cross it off our list now, but yes I agree with you Jamie. It seems equally about thinking out the match as well as fighting it, I mean, it is eight women so it will be pretty tough!

Jesus: Just so I have this correct. The Stripped Championship is where matches are decided on stipulations only, like bra and panties matches, and if not it's technically illegal and not a title match?

JLT: That's right, isn't that a little, un-Christian though?

Jesus: I'm Jewish.

Leah: Honestly Jamie...

[The lights in the arena turn blue as "Last Night On Earth" by Powerman 5000 hits the sound system. Just then Bloo come walking out. right behind Bloo is her friend/ manager Trixie. The audience gives off a mixed reaction to the two as Bloo and Trixie head to the ring. Before they enter the ring Bloo walks around it looking for a fan. Once she find the fan, weither it be male or female, she then gives that lucky person a kiss, sometimes on the cheek other times on the lips, alway leaving behind a blue kiss mark.]

John Roe: The following contest is a Stripped Championship Qualifier, and is a sudden death match. Introducing the first of eight participants, from Toronto Canada, at a weight of 110lbs and to accompanied to the ring by Trixie...BLOO!

["Brackish" by Kittie hits the PA system as light blue strobes dance around on the stage. "She is not scared...to die...". Crystal runs out on stage moshing & headbanging for the crowd. "The best things in life drive her to cry..."She runs from one side of the ramp to the other before walking down the ramp jamming to her entrance music. "CRUCIFY THEN BURN!!!"Once she reaches the ring apron, she pulls herself up and then leans her back against the ropes. She then falls backwards into the ring and lands on her feet. She pulls her head up slowly at first, with her hair down in front of her face. She then in one quickly motion flings her head back, with her hair a blur of light blue, as she places her arms in the air. She then walks over to the turnbuckle and poses for the crowd for a few seconds. She steps down adjusts the bottom of her pants.]

John Roe: Making her return to Divas Unleashed, hailing from Houston, Texas at a weight of 180lbs, the Femme Fatale...CRYSTAL!!!

[The lights in the arena abbruptly go black, and the crowd falls quiet in anticipation. Suddenly, two huge pillars of red pyros flash into the air, and "Phenomenon" by the Limp Bizkit hits the PA system. At the video wall and stage, a shower of red sparks begins to rain down like a waterfall, and after a few moments, Julie Foxx emerges from the sparks, to a standing ovation. Julie pauses on the top of the ramp, then slowly makes her way to the ring, visiting with a few fans along the way. eventually, Julie slides into the ring, climbs the ring posts, and blows kisses to her fans. After a few minutes Julie's music fades out, and the fans begin to simmer down just a little.]

John Roe: Introducing their opponent, from Orange County in California, weighing in at 135lbs...JULIE FOXX!!!

[Two blood red rockets shoot from opposite sides of the ramp spiraling wildly bursting over the ring.]

"If I say I don't need anyone
I can say these things to you
'cause"

[Out runs Kate Sims to a huge ovation as she holds up her right fist in a 'Devil hand' and
headbangs for a few lines.]

"I can turn on anyone
Just like I've turned on you"

[She strolls for the ring, looking confident and proud.]

"I've got a tongue like a razor
A sweet switchblade knife
And I can do you favors
But then you'll do whatever I like"

Here I am
And you're a Rocket Queen
I might be a little young
But Honey I ain't naive"

[The Rocket Queen stands climbs up the outside of the ring post lifting both fists in 'Devil Hands']

"Here I am
And you're a Rocket Queen oh yeah
I might be too much
But honey you're a bit obscene"

[She stands there for several seconds before another pair of red rockets shoot off, spiraling again for the ring and bursting over her head just as the music ends, then she leaps off the turnbuckle and lands on the ring floor.]

John Roe: The hometown hero, from right here in Dallas Texas, at a weight of 125lbs, the Rocket Queen...KATE SIMS!!!

["I Walk Alone" by Green Day blares and she walks out usually wearing baggy jeans, some sort of t-shirt with a smart ass remark on it and cover black steel toed boots. She takes a pull or two off of the blunt she is smoking and downs some of her 40 oz and she walks to the ring very uncaringly blowing weed smoke in the fans faces and letting some even takes hits off of it and she of course spits some of her 40 oz into fans faces, especially little children. she then does a mock Triple H ring apron pose and instead of spitting water up and into the crowd she spits her 40 oz then she puts the blunt out and tosses the 40 oz to the fans. after her matches, if she wins, she lits up the blunt anf finishes it in sort of a victory celebration.]

John Roe: Introducing next, from Brooklyn, New York at a weight of 135lbs...KENDRA MARSH!!!

[All of a sudden the arena turns to black, "Heaven's A Lie" by Lacuna Coil hits the speaker system, as red spotlights flash around the arena. "Kennedy" in blood font appears over the ring, from a spot light. After a several seconds pass, Kennedy makes her way on stage, dressed in black and red tight pleather pants, with a black baby t-shirt, with the words "BLOOD" on the front in red. She walks down the ramp to the ring, not paying attention to the crowd, but slowly looking around the arena. Kennedy walks to the ring and rolls under the bottom rope. She stands up in the middle of the ring, waiting for her opponent]

John Roe: Making her Divas Unleashed return, from Copenhagen, Denmark, at a weight of 125lbs...KENNEDY!!!

[“Cold” by Crossfade begins to play on the P.A. System. The curtain to the back area sways and is pulled up. Lace walks out onto the stage. She walks to the middle of the entrance ramp and raises her arms. Silver pyros shoot up through the stage. She then walks to the ring and slides in. She raises her arms to the crowd and listens to their response. She blows a kiss to a fan and waits for her opponent to show up.]

John Roe: Introducing the next contender, from Eagle Rock, California, at a weight of 140lbs...LACEY RYDEN!!!

[The lights dim as "Drama" by L7 starts up. A moment passes by as smoke begins to billow on the top of the ramp. Latrisha walks out wearing a white wife beater and crimson red shorts with matching knee pads and boots. She stands at the top of the ramp while pulling on a pair of crimson red fingerless gloves. Finally she begins to walk slowly down the ramp, with her eyes fixated on the ring.. She slides underneath the bottom rope and walks to the other side of the ring as the music gradually becomes decreases.]

John Roe: Making her way down the aisle, the final opponent, from Winnepeg, Canada at a weight of 161lbs, Miss Perfect herself...LATRISHA LAMARTE!!!

[Julie Foxx steps into the centre of the ring and challenges her opponents to come towards her. Kate Sims does much to the delight of her home crowd and Julie shoves her, Kate punches her back and the two begin to furiously exchange punches. Kate Sims then clotheslines Julie down, and the rest of her opponents begin to fight. Miss Perfect and Bloo team up to take on Kennedy and Crystal, and Kendra Marsh clotheslines Lacey Ryden over the top rope and the two begin to fight on the outside.]

[Kate Sims dropkicks Julie Foxx over the top rope and she lands on top of Kendra Marsh and Lacey sending them down to the padded floor. Meanwhile in the ring Miss Perfect and Kennedy are locked in the corner, Kennedy props Miss Perfect onto the top rope but MP counters with a swinging DDT. In the opposite corner Crystal and Bloo are tied up, with both exchanging slaps and continiously swapping places with the other until Bloo finally wins. Bloo then shoves Crystal backwards making her trip over the body of Kennedy and fall to the floor.]

JLT: This is going to be a tough match, everyone is after each other!

[Miss Perfect slides out of the ring and spins around Lacey from behind, Lacey has the upper hand and clotheslines her to the floor. Lacey then begins to stomp on her and applies an armbar, meanwhile Kate Sims is getting two on one treatment from Julie and Kendra. Both divas try to whip Kate into the apron but Kate ducks down and reverses the Irish whip, pulling both of them into a double shoulder block as all three women hit the floor. Kate Sims is first back to her feet and pulls both of her opponents with her, the fans cheer as Kennedy suddenly hoists herself over the top rope with a body splash sending Kate, Kendra and Julie all down to the floor.]

Leah: I think it's wise that if you can take out three at a time, you should focus on that. If you're doing that you're probably going to be fresher later in the evening. Although it is dog eat dog.

[Miss Perfect and Crystal are balancing on the second rope together, with Crystal's back facing the ring. Crystal nails MP a few times in the face before leaping and executing a frankensteiner sending Latrisha flying to the canvas. Bloo then crawls onto a cover.]

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[Lacey Ryden breaks up the count with an elbow, Lacey then brings Bloo to her feet and executes a DDT onto her. Lacey drags Latrisha up to an upright position before she attempts her finisher but Crystal kicks her in the head from behind, and nails a German suplex. Kate Sims and Kennedy both roll into the ring. Crystal turns and is met with a death valley driver from Kate but Kennedy drops onto a cover of Crystal.]

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[Kate Sims kicks Kennedy in the back, and brings her to her feet. She whips her into the corner, and grabs Lacey by her hand and thrusts her into the same corner making her collide with Kennedy. Lacey manages to counter the move by putting her legs into the stomach of Kennedy and rolling backwards flipping her over her body, but Kennedy lands on her feet and nails a flying lariat onto Kate Sims as all women lie on the ring canvas.]

Leah: I told you this would be a tough match, it's hard to even think about who's going to win!

JLT: You know the more times you say it's a tough match, the more annoying you get?

[Bloo gets to her feet, Kendra Marsh and Julie Foxx are then standing on two separate turnbuckles and both leap into the ring towards her. Bloo suddenly drops to her front and Kendra and Julie smash into each other and fall to the crowded ring canvas. Crystal has risen to her feet and looks around at the mess of the ring, she brings Julie Foxx to her feet and launches her over the top rope. The Femme Fatale does the same to Kendra Marsh, Kate Sims and Lacey Ryden too leaving just four people in the ring.]

JLT: Crystal's cleaning out the ring!

[Crystal tries to toss out Bloo but the colourful diva lands on the apron and twists her body so that she yanks Crystal's neck across the rope. Crystal bounces backwards into a double back suplex by Kennedy and Miss Perfect that makes Crystal land on the back of her head. Bloo climbs back onto the apron, but Lacey Ryden sweeps her feet from under her causing her fall backwards into the guard rail. Kate Sims then takes down Lacey and both begin to exchange punches on the outside of the ring.]

[Kate Sims then whips Lacey and she hits the barrier and falls over it into the concrete floor on the outside. Kate Sims then climbs onto the barrier, and as Lacey rises she leaps off with an attempted clothesline but Lacey counters with a dropkick sending Kate falling backwards into the concrete.]

Leah: That has got to be painful! In front of your friends and family too...

[In the ring Kennedy and Miss Perfect are fighting, as Kennedy executes a swinging neckbreaker and both women lie on the floor. Both women rise to their feet, along with Crystal but Crystal is yanked out of the ring by her feet thanks to the recovery of Bloo. Miss Perfect then ducks an attempted clothesline from Kennedy, and turns the move into a reverse crucifix powerbomb slamming Kennedy into the canvas.]

JLT: That's MP's “Absolute Perfection”! That's her finisher!

[Miss Perfect, Latrisha Lamarte then covers in a pin as the referee counts.]

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JLT: We have a winner! Miss Perfect's going to challenge for the Stripped Championship later on!

[Miss Perfect then gets off her cover, and raises her arms up in celebration.]

John Roe: Here is your winner...”MISS PERFECT” LATRISHA LAMARTE!!!

[Miss Perfect rolls out of the ring and up the ramp hastily, not wanting any more combat ahead of her important match later tonight. We see Kennedy slowly getting up in the ring, and Bloo shaking her head on the outside of the ring.]


[Nuclear Pussy 2 returns from coronation commercial to a boisterous crowd. The camera cuts to Leah, Jesus and JLT at ringside.]

Leah: Here it is, people. The moment we've all been anticipating. Star's coronation!

JLT: Well, we saw her "fabulous" return a few months ago at "Nautical" when she evened the odds between former Unleashed Champion Yuku Shiro and the pentagon match winner, Katrina. But I bet no one could predict this. Star is indeed the most self-absorbed champion that Divas Unleashed has ever seen. She is actually crowning herself Queen of Divas Unleashed!

Leah: You say that like it's a bad thing.

[The DU ring has been completely transformed. A plush red carpet covers the canvas and white, Cassablanca lillies decorate the turnbuckles as well as golden, lit torches. Five portraits of DU Divas align the floor infront of the ring.]

Kaci Russell

June 22, 2003-July 4, 2003
June 27, 2004-August 29, 2004

Kristin Wallace

July 4, 2003-July 11, 2003

Mya

July 20, 2003-December 21, 2003

Crystal

December 21, 2003-January 25, 2004

Yuku Shiro

August 29, 2004-November 28, 2004

Leah: Wow...this is just...beautiful.

JLT: Beautiful? I don't even understand what's going on here. I thought this was a coronation. Star should just come out here, put the crown on and be on her way. Is all of this extra stuff really needed?

Leah: Hell yes! Respect the queen, bitch! Or it's off with your head!

[Above the ring hangs three flags. The flag of Haiti, the flag of Pennsylvania, and in the center...the flag of the United States of America. The fans continue to look on in curiousity. Suddenly, "Bad Girl" by Usher hits the speakers and the crowd immediately erupts into a chorus of boos. The ever mischevious Amaryllis Vasquez struts onto the stage. She is now dressed in a bright pink gown that is cut very low, to bare her ample cleavage, and a split in the center that runs all way up to the top of her thighs. Her hair hangs in golden ringlets that bounce as she makes her way down the red carpet covered ramp. Smiling from ear to ear, Amaryllis looks out at the crowd and waves gleefully, as if they are actually happy to see her. She takes her time walking up with steel ring steps and entering the ring. An employee hands the manager a mic. For a moment, she stands still, soaking up the hatred from the crowd.]

Leah: God, these fans are such haters. Do they not see how hot this woman looks tonight?

JLT: I'm sure they do, but nothing can outshine her bitchiness.

Leah: Bitchiness!? I think she's a sweetheart!

JLT: Yeah, you would.

[Amaryllis then raises the mic to her lips.]

Amaryllis: Heh, a lot of you are looking pretty tense right now. We all remember what happened the last time "La Flor Mortal" came out to this ring. But don't worry...because it isn't anything like that. I didn't come out here to hate...I came out here to honor. Tonight is the night that will determine the future of Divas Unleashed. This is THE most important night in the lives of everyone watching me right now. At last, Divas Uneashed is where it needs to be. There will be no more rabid, drunk ho, prison bitch, straight jacket needing leaders in this place. We were officially through with all that nonsense the night of "Dead to the World". Yes, your saviour has come to the rescue again, and you all know who she is. We're talking about the woman who basically raped Yuku Shiro's entire career and left that shit for dead. The woman who MADE this place what it is today. The woman who has seen more titles than she's seen tampons. A living legend. There isn't a single person in the whole of Divas Unleashed who can say they're bigger than this woman. She paved the way for these busted, half ass "divas". I'm talking about The Queen Bitch herself.....STAR!!!!

[Just then, the arena dims. The familiar sounds of "Hip Hop Star" by Beyonce blast through the arena as the Diva-tron lights up with a piece of DU history.]

The most critically acclaimed…
Envied bitch in the game…
With more than just a claim to fame…
You all know her name...

Voice over: Another hard fought battle, but would it be another disappointment in life of The Glittering Goddess? Naaaah...this chick was destined for greatness.


-Nuclear Pussy: January 25, 2004-

[Star climbs onto the top rope of the exposed turnbuckles. Crystal starts getting to her feet and Star sets aim, Crystal gets to her feet but dives at and pulls down the top rope, causing Star to slip and land on the steel very very uncomfortably. Crystal jumps onto the top rope, springs off it toward Star and takes the Champ down with a Hurricanrana from the top. The crowd start going crazy, Crystal climbs back to the top rope and let's fly hitting Star with a big time body cross but Star kicks her in the gut. She then grabs her and executes another “Sparkling Intuition" for the final time. She hooks back the legs.]

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Renegade WHAT!

Krysta Taylor We have a new champion!

John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Unleashed Champion...STAR!!!


Voice over: Once her glorious reign began, there seemed to be no end in sight. Woman after woman fell at her feet. Star's place had been solidified and she had no intention of falling from grace.


-Misanthrope: February 22, 2004-

[Star then takes Bianca's head in her hands and nails her finisher the "Sparkling Intuition" for the second time in the match. There isn't a referee so Star begins to call from the back as none other than the owner Shane Rockford walks out in a referee's shirt, he steps into the ring and kicks Bianca as he bends down to count a lightning fast.]

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[Shane gets up as the bell sounds, he raises Star's hand and demands John Roe give him the championship and he obliges. Shane, Gabriel, Star and Mya then all raise their arms as the fans boo.]


-Rule Britannia: April 24, 2004-

[Katrina and Star then climb up the set-up ladder and reach the top. They both step onto the top rope and both tug at the belt but both retrieve it at the same time.]

[Star then spits in Katrina's face and slaps her. Star then takes her belt and grabs Katrina's head and places it on the belt as she nails another 'Sparkling Intuition' driving both women down to the canvas and driving the Queen of Pain's head into the belt.]

[The referee calls for the bell and raises Star's hand in the air as she is helped up.]


-Forsaken Destiny: May 23, 2004-

[Star slowly gets to her feet in the ring as Mya stands on the top rope, Mya then signals for a signature move and leaps into the ring from the top of the cage, Star manages to counter Mya’s offence into another “Sparkling Intuition” making Mya penetrate the ring and land among the rubble and materials underneath it as then fans go wild.]

[Star wipes the blood from her eyes and pulls Mya out of the ring as she lies on her front still, Star then rolls Mya over and hooks the leg for a pin.]

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John Roe: Here is your winner and still Unleashed Champion…STAR!!!


Voice over: The term "dominant force" was an understatement. Star ruled Divas Unleashed with a golden fist and there was no one who could say otherwise. But soon...a great injustice fell upon the bronze beauty. She was hustled...bamboozled. Her rightful place was stolen from her.


-Demonology 2: June 27, 2004-

[Katrina is then pulled out of the ring by Kristin as Kaci mouths to her partner’s “sorry, I had to!” and turns around to get a fist full from Yuku Shiro. Yuku then picks up Kaci and attempts to execute her “Life Hammer” but Star comes from behind with a “Sparkling Intuition” but it is countered as both women find their feet. Star then applies a waistlock to Yuku but Yuku shows her strength but disallowing Star to suplex her and remaining still.]

JLT: Wait! Look at Kaci!

[Kaci leaps from the apron onto the top rope and then onto both Star and Yuku with her “Serafino” finisher slamming both the divas into the canvas. Kaci then rolls both of them over and lies down with her arms over each, both in pain and to pin them. The referee counts.]

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[The referee calls for the bell as the National Anthem of Monaco plays and Kristin Wallace-Hudson gasps on the outside, she rolls into the ring as does Katrina and they both hug the new Unleashed Champion. The referee hands her belt as Star and Yuku Shiro are still out on the floor, the Bod Squad then hoist Kaci up onto her shoulders as she smiles and holds her championship up in the air with a tear emerging from her eye.]

JLT: Kaci Russell is the NEW Unleashed Champion! Kaci Russell is indeed perfect! Kaci Russell is the QUEEN OF DEMONOLOGY!!!


Voice over: Was she through? Would Star disappear from the world of DU after such a humiliation? Ha! Yeah right...


"I know that I am and always will be the greatest Unleashed Champion that Divas Unleashed has ever seen."

"No one held that title the way I did. I gave it prestige!"

"As long as I’m around, Divas Unleashed might as well become Star Unleashed!"

"I took this place over once and I’ll damn sure do it again."


Voice over: Truer words have never been spoken. One should know never to count The Glittering Goddess out.


-Dead to the World: November 28, 2004-

[Yuku Shiro brings Star to her feet and tosses her into the corner. Yuku climbs to the top rope and pulls Star up with her in the same Life Hammer position. Yuku tries to jump off but as she does Star swings herself backwards and into an “Sparking Intuition” move in mid-air driving Yuku into the canvas. Both women lie on the floor for a few seconds, Star crawls towards Yuku and places her arm across her blood drenched opponent.]

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LEAH: YES! YES! YES!

JLT: NO WAY!

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John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Unleashed Champion…STAR!!!


Voice over: Once again, we embark on a journey that only The Glittering Goddess can create. She rules the DU kingdom with a golden fist.


[The Diva-tron dims and a strobe light begins to flash throughout the arena. Suddenly, the the sounds of several horses can be heard as trumpets blare loudly. There is a huge blast of pyro just before the lights flicker on. A few guys, dressed in "royal robes" and totting trumpets line the ramp. Amaryllis now stands in the center of the ring with a purple, silken pillow. Atop the pillow sits a glistening tiara. The crowd gasps at what they see. In the center of the ring floor, a large image of the Unleashed Champion in all her glory is imprinted. Smiling, Amarylis paces the "Star ring". The trumpets sound out once again. Everyone turns there attention towards the top of the stage where a white carriage appears, pulled by none other than 4, nearly naked males. Riding the carriage is Star in an elegant white gown and givng the oh so fake "Miss America Wave". But what's this? She isn't alone. There, sitting next to her, is none other that the second half of N.B.K....RAZOR!]

JLT: Oh, wow! Razor! Is she back in Divas Unleashed? Last time we saw her, she was being decimated by former Unleashed Champion, Yuku Shiro.

Leah: This is not the time to bring up old stuff, Jamie. Be like Jeff Hardy! Live for the moment!

[The stud pulled carriage sails down to the ring, stopping just in front of it. Star stands and pauses for a moment, smiling out at the crowd with a glow we've never seen from her before. Razor takes hold of the long back of Star's dress, lifting it a up a little. They both walk slowly out of the carriage, and slowly up the steps. For a moment, they struggle with getting through the ropes, but soon make their way inside. Star stands still, smiling brightly, glowing even more than before. She does a little excited hop, and her slighly feathered hairdo bounces. We see that Star is nearly dripping with "ice". She wears modest, diamond studs, along with a brilliant diamond necklace and braclet. Both Amaryllis and Razor smile, clapping for her. In a strange turn of events, the crowd has ceased its jeering, and now applaud The Glittering Goddess. Star turns to Amaryllis and motions for her to come closer. But she soon gets impatient, and quickly snatches the crown from the pillow. Star then places it on her head and is overcome with a wave of camera flashes.]

JLT: Well, I think it's official. Star is now the queen of Divas Unleashed. She's like...Napolean. Only a lot taller.

Leah: And with a rack.

[Star is handed a mic. She doesn't speak right away. Instead, she continues smiling like her face is stuck that way. At last, Star raises the mic. With a grin, she looks out at her "transportation."]

Star:Yeah...you like that. That's hot, right? I know, I know.

[The fans give a mixed reaction.]

Star:This ring has never looked so good, right ladies?

[Amaryllis and Razor smile, nodding at Star.]

Star:Yes, yes. My royal subjects, this is indeed a new beginning for all of Divas Unleashed. An era that will be remembered forever. There is no one in this world who loves DU more than I do. I've put everything I have into this company. My heart, my soul, my blood, my sweat, my tears...my baby. All for DU. This moment was bound to happen, and I would cherish it for the rest of my life. I think you all will too.

[Star stops speaking and takes a step back, staring out of the ring at the portraits.]

Star:Take a look at each of these fallen champions. Remember them this way...because these bitches will never touch my title again. They had the right to be called "champion", but they never had what it takes to be a queen. Unlike yours truly. Hell, I was born to do this. I'm sure you all can tell. There has never been a queen as beautiful, intelligent, and tough as me. And there never will be. Because, face it people, it doesn't get any better than this! I AM Divas Unleashed! I'm not the whole damn show..I'm this whole damn complany! DU needs me probably more than I need it. And that's why it's only natural that I take my rightful place as queen of the DUniverse.

[What was once a mixed reaction is now complete boos. Star ignores it.]

Star:That's right. You might as well get used to it. Don't call me a tyrant or a dictator wannabe, because I am neither of those things. I am merely what this company needs. A breath of fresh air. But don't get me wrong, I'm hardly saying that I'm all this company needs. Hell, I'd be a fool to say something like that. We also need good...quality talent but--

[Star looks to the stage, then around the arena.]

Star:There isn't much of that around here, is it? I mean, all the bitches walking around here and they're all worthless. How can that be? Pathetic. Just pathetic. There are only a select few that I feel have what it takes. And I'm sure you'll all agree with me on this. Your queen has made it her duty to present you with the best this company has to offer. From new blood, to veterans of the trade. I know my shit, baby. Just take a look at what you see here. Amaryllis, Razor, the Unelashed Champion herself. You would think it didn't get any better than that, right? Well, we'll see about that.

JLT: What does she mean?

Leah: I don't know, but do you think maybe she's about to tell us? And maybe she can't because you won't shut your trap?

Star:I am a strong supporter of fresh talent...when I believe that talent is worth my support. And I don't doubt this beautiful young lady is every bit of it. Here she is, The PRetty Hate Machine....CIARA DEMILLO!!!

["I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears blares over the P.A system. The stage slowly fills with smoke, and blue lasers streak the entrance, as strobe lights flash as well. The new diva, "Pretty Hate Machine" Ciara Demillo comes skipping out through the curtain. She stands a mere 5', but her presence is like 10'. She oozes charisma as she skips along the ramp having all the male, and female fans captivated. Her honey blonde hair, streaked with pink is braided into many different braids. She is wearing blue, knee high boots, tightm blue and white leather hot as well as a matching top. She pays the fans no attention and she grins from ear to ear and she bebops to the ring. Once in the ring she dances around the ring a bit before giving a princess wave, athen tuns to Star with a smile.

Star:Look at her. She's just so adorable. But see, we've got an even newer face. Never in my life, have I met a chick more extreme than this one. You may be unfamiliar with her now, but I can guarantee that won't last long at all. She is the newest addition to the Divas Unleashed roster....LIBERTY DEVERAUX!!!

[The lights fade to black once again. Two pink strobe lights light the stage as "Go To Sleep" by DMX, Eminem and Obie Trice hits the P.A. The fans look up towards the stage in confusion. There stands the young woman Star was spotted chatting with earlier with a small smirk on her face. The crowd fallS silent, not quite knowing to make of Liberty yet. Liberty is wearing a pair of jeans which are ripped at the thigh and a white baby tee. She carries that precious bat she handled earlier with her. Liberty poses for the crowd for a few seconds before walking down the ramp to the ring. The crowd begin to warm up to Liberty, giving her a small pop as she makes her way to the ring, Once ringside she, props her bat up against the ring, then jumps up onto the apron and flips over the top rope to join Star, Amaryllis Vasquez, Razor, and Ciara Demillo

Star:Gosh, Liberty. I told you this was a celebration, woman! You didn't have to bring your little spiked friend along. But I'm glad you did. You just might be using that later. But now...here is someone who will really blow you all away. She is a legend in every aspect of the word. This girl is hella tough and ALWAYS divalicious. Ladies and gentlemen....SHELLY THE BOD!!!

[The lights fade as "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child blares throughout the arena. The Diva-Tron lights up with images of Shelly The Bod in action, from photo shoots, to brutal matches in which she dominates. The lights slowly return as Shelly slowly struts out, stopping at the top of the ramp. She throws all her weight on one leg placing her hands on her hips as she gradually scans about the crowd. She stands overlooking the crowd confident attired in her one of a kind strapless, sheer black silk Versace clinging to every curve on her torso. She begins her leisurely stroll towards the ring offering an arrogant smirk to the fans as opposed to the energetic high fives they've become accustomed to. She then elegantly ascends up the steps and struts along the apron. She pauses for a moment and begins shouting expletives at the ring attendant. The ring attendant then rushes up to the apron in front of Shelly like some kind of obedient lap dog obeying her every command. She tensely points to the ropes as the attendant quickly sits on the middle rope while pushing up the top rope giving Shelly ample room to enter the ring comfortably. She slides through the ropes fluidly and continues to strut around the ring in her in her Jimmy Choo Ellis 100mm heels. She then pauses in the center of the ring cupping her hands together and raising them over her head. She begins to slowly and seductively gyrate in a spinning motion which prompts for whistles and howling among the crowd.]

Star:Wow! That bitch is too hot for me! And that's saying a lot.

[Shelly walks to Star's side, grinning slyly as Star smiles back. The Glittering Goddess raises her mic once again.]

Star:All of the talent in Divas Unleashed is standing in this ring with me right now! You think you saw power in Dark Inferno, The Bod Squad...or even The Occult? No, no, no. That was a mockery of what power really is. Here is your chance to witness TRUE power, ladies and gentlemen. I give to you...THE REGIME!!!

[There is a blast of pyro as "Let's Go" by Trick Daddy featuring Lil' Jon and Twista pumps through the arena. Star, Razor, Amaryllis, Liberty, Ciara, and Shelly The Bod all stand together in the ring as the crowd roars. The Diva-Tron lights up with a symbol.]



Triple Threat Match
Amanda & Azrael (Widow Makers) v Bianca White & Felicity (Natural Born Ratings) v Felicity & Ferrari (Diva 69) ©

JLT: The Tag Team Championship is one of four championships being defended this evening, and we're about to see Diva 69, Felicity and Ferrari, defend the belts they won only two months ago. Their challengers being the new team of Natural Born Ratings and the Widow Makers.

Leah: Amanda and Azrael seem to have more experience as a team, and thus possibly the favourites for this match but you can't count out beginner's luck. Ferrari and Felicity are the current rulers of the tag division, so it would hard to pick a winner for this match.

JLT: I agree.

Jesus: I think I want Bianca and Tina Marie to win, they have a better name. It's so pure. Natural Born...

John Roe: The following match is for the Tag Team Championship. Two women are allowed in the ring at one time, and tags can be made to anyone in the match provided they're not on the same team as their opponent...

[Ready, Steady, Go!" by L'Arc~en~Ciel begins and on the DU-Tron, the second Japanese opening of Full Metal Alchemist begins.]

[Ready, steady can't hold me back.]
[Ready, steady give me good luck.]
[Ready, steady never look back.]
[Let's get started ready, steady go!!!]

Amanda enters the arena through a elevator on the side of the entrance stage. She is escorted by Mandy, who wears the suit of armor that she is stuck in. The two walk to the ring and Amanda climbs into the ring, while Mandy stays at ringside. Then Amanda walks to the center of the ring, with a blue light in a design of a Transmutation Circle. Amanda stands in the center of that circle, claps her hands together and places her hands onto the mat. At the time her hands touch the mat, fireworks shoot out of the corners of the ring and entrance stage.]

John Roe: Introducing first, from Ohio and Japan respectively, at a weight of 240lbs, Azrael and Sexy Amanda...THE WIDOW MAKERS!!!

[The lights go out as "Candy" by Foxy Brown strikes throughout the arena p.a. system. The crowd's attention is now focused on the video wall playing various borderline graphic images of Ferrari modeling as well as excerpts from various films she's starred in. After around 10 or 15 seconds, tropical colored lasers circle throughout the arena finally stopping at the center of the entrance ramp. Suddenly a blinding spotlight shines from the ceiling exposing Ferrari standing on top of the ramp dipping her knee and seductively smirking with both hands resting on her hips. She pauses a moment scanning over the crowd before slowly making her way to the ring. She slowly struts twirling the end of her boa while erotically licking a lollipop. Teasing and taunting the audience members reaching out to her, she just smiles and continues to make her way towards the ring. She circles around the ringside area once before climbing up the ring steps up onto the apron. She then hangs her boa over the ring post, slides off her thongs and nudges them to the side with her toes. Sliding through the ropes, she slowly circles around the ring. She then nonchalantly bumps her hip into her opponent's hip then continues to her corner. She finally stops placing one hand on her hip, dipping her knee, and twirling her other hand in the air over her head]

John Roe: Introducing their opponents, first from Waimea, Hawaii, at a weight of 125lbs, one half of the DU Tag Team Champions...FERRARI!!!

["Pretty Tied Up" by Guns and Roses plays over the sound system, and the lights fade until "the perils of Rock and Roll decadance" is heard as the first words in the song. Then with a loud explosion, the pyro goes off and Felicity is standing in the entranceway with her back turned. She then quickly turns around and walks to the ring, and gives one final pose on the ring apron before entering the ring.]

John Roe: And her partner, from the Haven, weighing in at 118lbs, one half of the DU Tag Team Champions...FELICITY!!!

[White and Pink lights flash through out the arena as I'm not your girlfriend By Aimee Allen hits the speakers, and out steps the seductive yet deadly Bianca White sporting a sexy outfit..Bianca can be seen smiling at the crowd winking at some of the men as she approaches the steel steps, She then seductively walks up and spanks herself before entering the ring. As Bianca enters the ring she immediately goes over to the corner post and begins to stretch and waits for the opponent to come out.]

John Roe: And from the United States of America respectively, at a weight of 240lbs, Bianca White and Tina Marie Romero...NATURAL BORN RATINGS!!!

[Ferrari and Felicity discuss who will start of the match first, they decide it will be Felicity who steps into the ring to face Bianca White. The referee calls for the bell and the two divas begin to circle, Felicity leans in with grapple and manages to get Bianca into a headlock. Bianca manages to escape and pushes Felicity to the ropes and as she bounces back executes a back body drop sending Felicity slamming into the canvas and bouncing up. Felicity then clotheslines Bianca down and straddles her beginning to punch her in the head, but Bianca counters by rolling Flick over and slamming her head into the canvas repeatedly. Bianca the gets to her feet and runs to the ropes, and Azrael tags herself in.]

JLT: A blind tag there, I'm not sure if Felicity saw that.

[Felicity manages to counter Bianca's speed with a spear taking her into the canvas. The tag champion rises to her feet and turns around to see Azrael leap at her with a missile dropkick from her perched position on the turnbuckle. The referee ushers Bianca from the ring, and Azrael pulls Felicity to her knees. Azrael kicks the alleged Canadian on both sides of her neck before attempting one in her face, but Felicity catches her foot. Azrael stumbles but counters into a backflip using her other foot to catch Felicity on the chin.]

Leah: Azrael seems to have well-trained feet. I wonder if she can walk on water...

Jesus: You shouldn't endorse that. Leave it to us professionals.

[Azrael then brings Felicity to her feet and whips her into the corner of Ferrari. Ferrari tags herself in, and hops over the ropes. Azrael then charges towards her with an attempted clothesline but Ferrari ducks and grabs Azrael's arm turning it into a neckbreaker. Ferrari then kneels alongside Azrael's back attempting her trademark bow and arrow submission but Sexy Amanda leaps from the top rope with a flying body press. Ferrari spots this and rolls out of the allowing Amanda to smash into her partner.]

JLT: I think that backfired on Amanda, it was a risky move when her partner was so close.

[Amanda gets to her feet when Tina Marie comes from behind with a clothesline to the back of her head. She and Ferrari then team up in bringing Azrael to her feet and Tina Marie suplexes Azrael up and over her head and gravity pulls Azrael's body down onto the knee of Ferrari. Ferrari then mule kicks Tina Marie sending her bouncing the ropes and allowing her to gain some momentum to headbutt Ferrari sending both women down to the mat. The referee then begins to count to ten.]

JLT: We could have a draw you know, if all these women are knocked out they won't be able to match a legal tag.

Leah: Ferrari seemed to come off the worst with that headbutt from Tina. I don't think the other partners are going to let them be counted out.

[Bianca White then climbs into the ring and begins to drag Romero to her corner, but Felicity enters the ring and nails a few punches to the face of Bianca and pushes her against the ropes. Felicity then clotheslines her over the top rope and both women fall to the outside of the ring. Bianca gets up first and whips Felicity into the steel steps making one of them shoot out in the direction of the commentary team hitting their table.]

Leah: That was close, can you get scratched J? Or are you immune?

JLT: Jamie, can you stop focusing on the son of God and get back to what you're being paid to do? Yes, I'm pleased our saviour is here too, but come on. Focus!

[Bianca then approaches Felicity and attempts to dropkick her but Felicity moves out of the way allowing Bianca's feet to connect with steel. Felicity then picks up Bianca and gets her head over her shoulder, Felicity runs towards the steel steps and then bounces of them onto the ring apron before spinning around and planting Bianca into the floor with an acid drop.]

JLT: That has got to hurt!

[Felicity stands up proud of her actions and smiles, Sexy Amanda then thunders over the top rope with a somersault splash landing on top of Felicity and sending both women falling to the ramp. Meanwhile, in the ring Ferrari and Tina Marie have both risen to their feet and are exchanging punches. Azrael meanwhile is sitting in the corner resting and clutching her lower back, Tina kicks Ferrari in the mid-section and attempts a piledriver but Azrael is up and runs towards the duo and leaps into the air with a spinning heel kick connecting with Tina Marie and knocking her backwards and Amanda pulls the top rope allowing for Tina to fall right out of the ring.]

Leah: Good teamwork from the Widow Makers, it seemed Amanda knew Azrael was going to do that. That experience is paying off, they're doing well in this match.

[Felicity then pulls Amanda off the apron and slams her into the guard rail, Felicity climbs onto the apron and steps into the ring with her partner. Felicity turns her back on Ferrari and looks around at her opponents, Ferrari suddenly grabs Felicity by her arm and spins her around. Felicity instantly reacts with a swung punch but Ferrari wraps her arm around Felicity's neck and snap DDT's her into the canvas with a “Ferrari Bomb” as the fans cheer in confusion. Ferrari then steps out of the ring and heads backstage with a satisfied look upon her face.]

JLT: Is Ferrari leaving Felicity? Why? This is such an important match for them?

Leah: Maybe they're sweet-tasting partnership went sour?

JLT: But, they're the tag champions? How can Felicity defend on her own?!

[Tina Marie Romero climbs back into the ring, she crawls onto Felicity with a cover. The referee counts.]

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JLT: This could be it!

Jesus: Mother Nature's team could win!

[Amanda leaps into the ring with a leg drop but Tina Marie steps out of the way and Amanda connects with Felicity instead. Amanda then gets to her feet, Tina runs towards her but Amanda counters into a “Forbidden Alchemy” diamond cutter. Bianca White has managed to recover and climbs into the ring, and nails an electric chair drop onto Amanda making her land outside of the ring. Bianca looks around to see Azrael charging towards her. Bianca attempts a clothesline but Azrael ducks and nails her finishing superkick to the heart of Bianca sending her falling to the corner. Azrael then pulls Felicity back into the position and nails her across the face a few times, Azrael ascends upon the turnbuckle.]

Leah: Azrael needs to land this, it's high risk! It could all go wrong!

[Azrael leaps off the top rope with a twisting moonsault and lands it straight onto Felicity as it looks like she was about to come around. Azrael looks around and sees her opponents are all down, the referee gets into position and begins to count.]

JLT: Here we go!

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John Roe: Here is your winners and NEW Tag Team Championships...THE WIDOW MAKERS!

[Azrael stands up with a huge smirk upon her face, she and Amanda hug. John Roe hands the referee the two belts, and Amanda requests the flame of Mandy that burned at ringside and an official retrieves for her. Amanda speaks into it viciously, before putting it down and standing on the turnbuckle with their new championships.]

JLT: We have a brand new team as the holders of the championship! Amanda and Azrael, the Widow Makers, have earned back their belts once again!


[The camera shows Mystika standing outside Austin Mack's office. She knocks once and smoothes out her shirt.]

Mystika: Austin?

[She knocks again. Chester and Ino come up behind her, poking each other and being generally childish. Ino pinches him several times, a nasty grin on her face. Chester pouts and swats her away. Mystika sighs and turns around, just as Chester is about to retaliate: his fist is raised and he looks as if he's about to punch Ino.]

Mystika: CHESTER! Don't hit Ino!

Chester: But she did it first!

Mystika: Mmhmm. You'll just have to get used to Ino being around us.

[She turns around and knocks on the door again. Ino laughs silently, pushing Chester into a pile of boxes. He falls into them, knocking them all over and, of course, making a lot of noise. Mystika shoots him an incredulous look and turns back to the door. She knocks yet again and the door opens a bit. She pushes it open and sticks her head in.]

Mystika: Austin?

[She gingerly steps in. Ino follows after her and Chester barrels in behind, pushing Ino a bookshelf. An expensive looking glass object falls to the ground and breaks. Mystika whirls around and stares at the broken object, then at Chester, then at Ino. Ino turns red and begins stammering.]

Mystika: Ino, how could you have done this!

[She begins speaking harshly to her Asian friend in Japanese, obviously lecturing her. Ino nods and utters an apology. She takes out some glue and retreats to a corner, trying to fix the object. Mystika sighs and paces the floor, biting her lip.]

Mystika: I really need to talk to Austin, but I know if we stay here for any amount of time, something bad will happen.

Chester: Or the government will come along.

[He is sitting behind Austin's desk, spinning around in his chair. He spies Austin's computer and begins to mess around with it. Suddenly, Chester's eyes get wide and moaning can be heard.]

Chester: Mys...how come this lady has a pe--

Mystika: Oh my GOD....

[She dives across the desk and shuts the monitor off.]

Mystika: We're leaving. NOW.

[She ushers Chester out the door. Ino stands and examines her handiwork; she has taken the broken piece of the object and attached it back so it looks as if the statue has large genitalia. She scribbles a note in Japanese and leaves both things on his desk. She runs out the door, shutting it behind her. The camera stays on his desk.]

Voice from the computer: Get on your knees and take it like a man!

[The shot fades to black.]


Askai Championship Persian Empire Tournament Finals Match
Ciara Demillo v Mystika v Roxy

JLT: We have the Askai Championship finals now. Baby Loni Persian sensationally returned to Divas Unleashed on our New Year's show, and declared that she had forfeited her belt and set up a tournament for it to be claimed again. Loni is out with an injury as we know, and she selected the participants by herself and here we are with our final three.

Leah: Yes, Ciara Demillo, Mystika and Roxy will all be slugging it out to be the very first Askai Champion of 2005. I can't wait to see who wins, and we've seen some fierce competition off the ring as well as in it from all three women. Although I'm going to put my bets on Loni coming to the ring and stealing her belt.

Jesus: Stealing is a sin you know Leah.

JLT: Yes, well Katrina is going to hell as she's always taking things. I think she took my stapler, does she not know that I need that to put my script together! How dare she, she's a sinner.

Leah: Jamie, you know we're not to supposed to mention we're on a script right?

JLT: Well I know, but when you have Roxy and Chester who are missing half a brain anyway, what's the point? I'm sure they don't even know the difference between blue and green.

Leah: Well, they're both the same in being colours. You're not too smart yourself are you Jamie? I apologise J, I really do, your dad does bless people with some awful traits like being a dumbass.

Jesus: True.

[Tattoo of "Ash" on the back of her neck, a pair of green eyes and the name Ciara on the small of her back. Out of the ring She wears Short mini skirts and long stripper boots, and blue blouse, while having her hair in pig tails. In the ring her hair is all braided, and wears blue short hot pants/tights, blue and white wrestling boots, and a blue top.]

John Roe: The following triple threat rules match is the final round of the Persian Empire tournament and is for the Askai Championship, introducing first from Princess Town, USA at a weight of 125lbs, the Pretty Hate Machine...CIARA DEMILLO!

[The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring]

John Roe: To be accompanied to the ring by Chester McNugget and Ino Hinata, from Death Valley California, at a weight of 135lbs...MYSTIKA

["We like to party" begins to blare throughout the arena as strobe lights from the stage;'s edge all turn and focus in to the center entrance way. The lights turn from reds and blues to pinks and yellows as a white spread sheet is draped over the entrance curtain. Just as the music hits with it's vocals, a silouhette of Roxy appears on the sheet which begins to dance with the music. With spins and side hip thrusts, the crowd becomes more anxious for the blonde dancer to come into their view. Not too long though after the dancing has begun, the sheet drops down to the ground as Roxy stands there in mid-side hip thrust pose with a smile on her face. The crowd cheers as Roxy turns towards the rampway and begins skipping down waving to the audience with winks and kiss-blows, which the audience returns with cat calls. Eventually, Roxy gets to the end of the rampway and is in front of the ring, which she uses the steps to enter. Going between the bottom and middle ropes, Roxy finds her way into the ring where she almost immediantly gets to the center to continue her waves and kiss-blowing. That is, until her theme stops. ]

John Roe: And the final competitor, from New York, New York at a weight of 123lbs, to be accompanied to the ring by Trisha and Claire...ROXY!!!

[Chester and Ino are seen far away from each other and Chester pokes her tongue out at her as Mystika rolls her eyes in the ring. Roxy and Ciara are getting checked by the referee for any illegal objects they may have concealed in their attire. The music of Baby Loni Persian begins to blast out of the PA system as the injured former champion walks out with Summer Sanders. Loni leans down and lays the Askai Championship at the top of the ramp, and turns and winks at the divas in the ring before heading backstage.]

Leah: We better keep an eye on that belt, Katrina's due out soon.

JLT: The referee's called for the bell, we're underway.

[All three women close in on each other, Roxy begins to shout at her opponents making Mystika strike her across the face with a punch. Mystika then follows her punches up backing Roxy into a corner, Ciara spins Mystika around and whips her to the other corner. Roxy is then Irish whipped by Ciara towards Mystika, but Mystika counters bringing a boot up to connect with the head of Roxy.]

Jesus: Okay, that Chester guy is looking at me funny?

Leah: Ignore him.

[Ciara then clotheslines Mystika down and begins to stomp on her. Ciara Demillo then brings Mystika to her feet and slaps her across the face, Ciara then attempts a swinging neckbreaker but Roxy flies off the top rope with a kick to the face of Ciara sending her backwards. Roxy bounces back, and grabs Mystika's head in a bulldog and bounces to the ropes attempting a modified acid drop but Mystika counters and sends Roxy flying across the ring and landing on her back.]

[Mystika then attempts a running leg drop but Roxy moves out of the way and climbs to her feet. Ciara then spears Roxy down and begins to nail her with punches to the face, Mystika then climbs onto the top turnbuckle. Ciara then runs towards Mystika and sweeps her legs making her land on her knees. Ciara then climbs up to try and execute a move but Mystika counters and slams Ciara face first into the mat.]

JLT: This is actually quite a fast match!

Leah: Well, it's for the Askai Championship, that's basically for cruiserweights?

[Roxy is back to her feet and comes from behind to Mystika with a school boy pin. The referee gets in position to count.]

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[Mystika rolls out of the pin and gets to her feet. Both women bounce to the ropes and run towards each other with a double clothesline. Ciara then pulls Mystika up and props her in a tree of woe position in a turnbuckle and does the same to Roxy in the opposite. Ciara runs towards Roxy and at the last minutes swerves with a baseball slide and heads towards Mystika attempting to dropkick her in the face but Mystika hoists herself up and Ciara slides underneath her and her feet hitting the ring post. Mystika then begins to choke Ciara with her hands as the referee counts to five.]

Leah: I think that's the first time I've seen someone use the tree of woe to their advantage!

[Roxy manages to free herself and runs towards Mystika. She kicks Mystika in the chest harshly before pulling Ciara out and to her feet, she whips Ciara to the ropes and nails a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Roxy then rushes towards Mystika and baseball slide dropkicks her in the face with Mystika lacking the strength to avoid it this time. Roxy then gets to her feet and covers Ciara.]

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Leah: This could be it! We could have a new champion!

[Ciara kicks out. Roxy yanks upright by her hair, Ciara manages to counter with a stunner-type move and gets to her feet. Ciara tosses Roxy into the corner and slaps her on the chest a few times, with the crowd “wooing”, Roxy spins her around and does the same until Roxy suddenly drops to her knees and Mystika uses her as a stepping stone to a flying splash onto the corner-bound Ciara. Mystika then grabs Ciara in a belly-to-belly suplex and slams her over her head.]

[Mystika rises to her feet and is met with a camel clutch suplex from Roxy. Roxy then climbs to the top rope, and perches there while both women rise to their feet. When they do, Roxy leaps from the top rope with a whisper in the wind with both of her feet catching both of her opponents on the head and sending all three of them to the canvas. Roxy then extends an arm lazily over Ciara.]

JLT: That pin doesn't look strong enough...

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[Ciara gets her shoulder up, and rolls over using the ropes to climb to her feet. Roxy then puts her arm on Mystika, but Ciara kicks Roxy in the side and brings her to her feet. Ciara nails a powerbomb to the Italian Ditz slamming her into the floor, and hooking both of her legs.]

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[Mystika breaks the count this time around with a dropkick to the side of Ciara. Ciara and Mystika then tie up with Mystika whipping Ciara to the ropes and executing her “Kiss of Death” finisher. Mystika then shoves Roxy out of the ring over the top rope, and Roxy accidently lands on top of Chester. Chester then begins to scream as Roxy rolls over him. Mystika covers.]

JLT: I think Mystika could have it here!

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[Mystika gets up from her pin once Ino is speaking rapidly in Japanese to her on the apron. Chester and Roxy are fighting on the outside, with Roxy hitting Chester which provokes Mystika to leap over the top rope but Roxy counters the move by stepping out of the way. Mystika then collides with Chester and the couple fall to the floor.]

[Roxy then slides into the ring as Ciara has risen to her feet, Ciara attempts to lock in her unprettier-type finisher but Roxy counters by dropping to her knees, and flipping Ciara backwards on her back. Ciara then tries to clothesline Roxy as they turn to face each other, but Roxy grabs Ciara's arm in a scissor lock and takes her down to the canvas. Roxy then applies pressure to the lock by sitting up, and Ciara buckles under the threat of her arm snapping and begins to tap out as the bell sounds. Mystika then stops inches away from Roxy's submission as the fans cheer.]

Leah: Roxy did it! We have a brand new Askai Champion!

John Roe: Here is your winner and NEW Askai Champion...ROXY!!!

[Baby Loni Persian is seen smiling backstage, as Chester McNugget is seen getting pushed into the ring post by Ino and then he begins to tug at Mystika's foot that his nose hurts. Trisha and Claire, Roxy's managers, carry the championship into the ring and hand to her as she stands with it raised above her head.]

JLT: Go Roxy!


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