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Sunday November 23rd 2003
Through the blazing depths of the Devil's hell
Through the secluded reeves of the infected species
Through the evil domination of the natural air
There is always Silencio Mortal
The blackened arena is silent in anticipation; it shows by their murmuring and chit chat which can be heard in a low volume as some fans find the need to express their fears by screaming. Suddenly a spotlight is cast. Its circular ground shows three people standing in long opaque robes with their faces darkened meaning their identity hidden. The three robed then walk in silence along the high rise ramp which has turned the fans seats into a Mosh-pit-like feel as they finally reach their destination which is to be a half way away from the ring and the fans cheer for their suddenly stopping.
The sounds of “Frozen” by Madonna begins to make it’s way into the arena, as the three align in a straight line with them moving their arms to the rhythm of the music. Suddenly each woman falls backwards in a synchronised move and when they all hit the floor the music starts up but that’s not all. Their impact spurs on an eruption of crows as they begin to fly around the arena, to the ceiling while the three robes have vanished.
A missile is heard as a direct hit is made with the stage where this mutation has just taken place. This causes the same darkness to re-fall on the stadium as the traditional pyros opening begins. A part of the ramp opens, lifting off the floor in a bridge like way as five pyros of the Spanish flag are fired into the ceiling which gets a hearty reaction from the countries most notorious city.
The sounds of “Frozen” continue despite the countries hot weather, the camera then pans around the arena as the multi-coloured cards are thrust into the air in the hopes of appearing on television, each having a unique message with the majority in Spanish.
The camera pans once again while the fans excitement of Divas Unleashed’s extravaganza for November is beginning to fade as a fantasy. We find ourselves with some hyper fans in the background of JLT and Renegade, who have both scrubbed up for the evening with Renegade supporting a fake moustache and sombrero hat though it looks as he and his broadcast partner are having a disagreement.
JLT: I’m serious, I do think you look ridiculous, this is my big night where I’m supposed to shine and already you’ve ruined it. We’ve been on air two minutes and you’ve dragged me to the gutter. What do you have to say for yourself?!
Renegade: We’re on air.
JLT: Holy crap! I do apologize everyone! Hello and welcome to Silencio Mortal brought to you live by the Mirage Athletic Network here in Spain and of course, the show we have lined up for you this evening is sure to turn heads as we broadcast to over fifty countries worldwide!
Renegade: Yes, as tonight marks the end of our European Tour we end it with a fiesta! That’s right! A whole barrage of matches coming at you faster than a hormonal bull at his matador, I’m Renegade and as ever joined by my colleague JLT, and JLT what matches have we got for the viewers at home?
JLT: Well Renegade, not only do we have the latest instalment between Mya and Star to take place in that very ring this evening, what makes it even more important is the factor of the Unleashed Championship. Star and Mya have had quite the history but will the new image we’ve seen from the Glittering Goddess and will that new aggression be able to topple the Anti-Heroin? Find out tonight!
Renegade: Lightning and Taylor will battle tonight after they’ve come to blows numerous times over the last two months and it reaches the “Big O” tonight. We’ve seen custard dousing, ceiling strikes and tasers but that all comes to an end tonight when they wrestle each other, both trying to pull a shock victory on each other!
JLT: Yes, that’s surely going to be something but what is also going to be something is the Tag Team Championship match later this evening. Kristin Wallace sure has caused some problems for Bianca and Zelien but will the Bod Squad be able to dismiss the duo and defend their heiress? Katrina and Miss Rhiannon seem to have disliked their manager’s recent actions; are there more problems than they’re letting on?
Renegade: From one championship to another, Lorisa Stiletto should be worrying right now in the back because her and Vicksen have no clue what their “Battle of the Bulls” contest entails! Vicksen earned her spot but will she be able to dodge the raging bull in Lorisa tonight?
JLT: We’re far from over, as we have the vindictive Mindless Illusions taking on the new team of Jolson and Jake EB Wild. Jolson seems to find herself in the wrong positions with Jake but will she find herself in a pinning position later on tonight?
Renegade: We get religious with an honour match later on; Crystal defends Taylor’s pride against Yuku Shiro. Yuku’s tournament has caused a sea of jealousy, not to mention Shiro’s victory over Taylor but will Crystal be able to fulfil the Angel of Evil’s hopes and avenge Yuku Shiro once and for all?
JLT: That remains to be seen, but up next we have the lead Lee, Tara up against Dee Snuts. These two have had a dislike for each other since the beginning they both arrived and its lead to a hardcore match. That’s up coming right now folks!
Hardcore Match
Renegade: Tara Lee demanded this match from Blair Spikes, last week on Exile. Dee and the Lee Sisters have fought many a time over the past month, and tonight it will all be settled once and for all.
[“Real Things” by Javine hits the PA system as Tara Lee struts out dressed in a Spanish themed outfit which is a split catfight, if that didn’t help her praise by the fans I don’t know what will. She’s minus her sister at her side, as she sashays down the ramp.]
John Roe: The following contest is a hardcore match scheduled for one fall; introducing first, representing the Lee Sisters, from Raleigh, North Carolina, at a weight of 128lbs, Pure Touch herself…TARA LEE!!!
[Tara Lee’s long legs are used to bend over the ropes, giving the fans a taster of her ass. She walks to the middle of the ring blowing kisses to her adoring fans as they cheer for the recently homecoming woman. She stands in the corner awaiting her opponent.]
[Dee Snuts music hits the arena as the dirty diva walks out getting a mixed reaction from Barcelona. She ignores them and continues to walk to the ring, she gets a rush of adrenaline and begins to run down the ramp, hopping over the ropes and halting.]
John Roe: Her opponent; from San Jose, California, weighing in at 109lbs, she is the Puerto Rican Princess…DEE SNUTS!!!
[The music stops, and the noise of metal on metal is heard as two young senoritas wearing their traditional dancing dresses make their way onto the stage, pushing a trolley each filled with hardcore goodies. They get near the ring and abandon their cart and walk back up the ring and the referee sounds the bell. This move brings both women back to reality.]
[Dee Snuts charges at Tara Lee, shoving her with all her might. This causes Tara to fall against the ropes, looking like she may also have a case of whiplash, but on her rebound she spears down the Princess and begins to slap the hell out of her opponent, using her perfectly polished nails to do some lasting damage. Dee Snuts throws her opponent off and backwards rolls to her feet, Tara is already approaching but Dee is aware. Dee’s fist comes out with a nasty looking right hook which takes down Tara Lee, sending her to the floor as the fans “ooh” for this move.]
[Dee Snuts uses this “downtime” to head to the outside of the ring and wheels one of the carts closer to the ring, Tara Lee uses a baseball slide to knock the trolley back into the body of Dee who falls to the floor. Tara continues her assault; she tosses Dee into the steps making her land in a sitting position. Lee then gets hold of the shopping cart and begins to gain speed, once at her desired speed she releases the trolley sending in flying into the steps. Dee luckily moves as the top of the stairs flies out, hitting the barricade at the side of the ring. Tara Lee then grabs the first item, being a cooking tray and blasting it over the head of Dee.]
[Tara rolls Dee into the ring, and searches through the trolley. She finds what she’s looking for in hair spray? Tara sprays some on her palm before sliding into the ring; she grabs a lock of Dee’s red hair and begins to apply the spray making it turn grey! Dee tries to scramble but Tara Lee punches her keeping her down. Tara Lee then proceeds to spray the whole head of Dee Snuts grey; this is enough edging on for Dee who then grabs the neck of Tara yanking her down over her shoulder in a neck breaker type move.]
[Dee Snuts leans over the ropes and pulls out a stop sign with a stand. She props up the stop sign and grabs Tara’s hand, she then whips her into the ropes at an angle where she bounces off smacking into the propped sign, she falls backwards and the sign follows on top of her landing against her front with the hexagon covering the blonde head. Dee Snuts then jumps into the air, using both of her feet to stomp down on the stop sign. Dee then grabs a chair from ringside, exiting and re-entering the ring in the process, she then begins to thrust the chair down onto the stop sign’s head, Tara’s feet scramble at the thought of her looks being ruined. She rolls out of the sign.]
[Tara Lee scrambles crawling across the ring to the trolley, she yanks out of a fire extinguisher quickly, Dee grabs her by the shoulder and Tara unleashes her foam, spraying the Puerto Rican Princess directly in the eyes and watering down her body. This sends her to the mat as Tara heads to the top rope; she manages to use her long legs to spring off with a moonsault connecting with Snuts. Tara Lee then exits the ring and goes up to the second coffee, she wheels it down to the ring and gets out a mop and some disinfectant. In true housewife fashion, she pours some of the liquid onto the head of the mop and slides under the bottom rope. She jabs Dee with the wooden end of the mop in the stomach, before kicking her to the floor.]
[Tara then continues to mop down Dee, using some disinfectant which makes Dee roll on the mat with her grey hair also getting some of the treatment. Tara Lee then begins to thrust the mop’s side down onto her opponent but with Dee losing air, one kick sends the mop back into Tara’s face making her fall to her backside holding her head. But the arena suddenly falls to darkness, and the Divatron switches from the ring to a blurred screen. The camera re-adjusts as it shows Valeria Sanchez with the red bullet button in the corner, making it clear that this is a home video broadcast. Valeria looks much paler and thinner, with her hair un-tamed and her sunglasses missing.]
[Her eyes take an extra minute to focus, as her face is covered with bruises and it appears her hands have been tied behind her back in a bondage way. Her surroundings are that of an abandoned warehouse. Valeria tries to speak but her voice is too shallow and a mere squeak is heard, a sorrow tear escapes her left eye which makes it that her skin is finally allowed moisture. Suddenly there is the camera shaking and a male voice is heard, Valeria is then seen backhanded as she falls to the floor, the man destroys the camera as it is chucked against a wall and the scene goes blank. The fans murmur as the lights resume.]
[Dee Snuts looks shocked, but Tara having no compassion doesn’t look it. She spins Dee around, but Dee comes at her with a European uppercut and whips her into the corner. Dee then parts both of Tara Lee’s legs and sets a cooking tray in the same position, Dee heads to the other side of the ring. She runs and executes a soccer kick sending the metal flying upwards into Tara’s more common area, as she screams in pain and falls to the floor. Dee picks up her and executes a snap suplex, but she keeps her lock and rolls over Tara Lee into a DDT. Dee attempts a cover.]
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[Dee is pulled off the cover and out of the ring; it appears that Sara Lee has made it down to the ring just in time. She smashes a bottle of perfume over the head of Dee, and shoves her into one of the trolleys. Sara then picks her up and props her against the trolley, Sara climbs onto the apron and runs along jumping off and descending onto the top of Snuts, she locks in a Hurricanrana position and finds it difficult given what Dee is balancing on. Sara then rolls Dee into the ring. Sara then rolls in some objects too, two chairs and a baton. Tara has risen to her feet and grabs the baton, she chokes Dee with it but the referee obviously isn’t happy but Sara shoves him down to the floor with it being no disqualification. The Lee Sisters pick up two chairs, they try to crush Dee’s head with them but her quickness is too much as she dodges the shots.]
[Dee’s taken down though once the swinging chairs get to her with a nasty shot from Tara Lee looks like it knocks her out cold. Sara and Tara hoist up Dee and execute their “Intentions” finisher of a double stunner as Dee flies to the mat. Sara Lee then uses the baton to use on arm to hold her down while using her foot to hold the other down. Meanwhile, Tara drops to a cover hooking the leg and leaning back.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner…TARA LEE!!!
[Sara and Tara high five each other, and wiggle their asses to the crowd together as they exit the ring hand in hand. Tara looks back on her fallen opponent, smiling to herself as the twins slap some fans hands on the way up the ramp, they’re happy with the win also. The camera cuts back to the announcing team.]
JLT: What a cheat! Tara just used the no rules rule to use Sara and pick up the victory! What a shame!
Renegade: Well, it was a hardcore match! But I’m concerned about Valeria Sanchez! Where the hell is she, and who was that guy?
JLT: I don’t know Renegade, but I did spot some police officers leave from ringside once they saw that message. At least we know she’s alive!
Renegade: Oh who cares! I’m sick of the whole thing now, we’re going backstage!
[We do indeed go backstage, as we find ourselves in the presence of Taylor who is at the almost legendary drinks table; she is pouring herself a glass of water complete with ice. She looks around and sees that her loyal friend Crystal is appearing, as the two exchange pleasantries and Crystal is all oiled up for her match next.]
Taylor: Crystal, I think tonight is going to be a very special night indeed. After you slice of Yuku Shiro’s head and shove it up her ass, and I, the Angel of Evil, defeats Lightning later tonight. We’ll finally have made a step to making a better federation in Divas Unleashed, you know I wonder if they give Nobel prizes for good deeds?
Crystal: It’s a million dollar grant! What don’t they hand them out for? Lord knows I’ve got a few for work the community of alcohol, the bluntness of bitchiness, oh yeah; they’re pretty easy to get. I picture you with contributions to evil! I like that one!
Taylor: But you, Crystal, you! Have to focus on Yuku Shiro, we need to get that little pill-popping decorated jack off out of here! I mean no one, I mean no one! Gets a victory over me and lives to talk about it, I mean that week I broke up with my boyfriend! That’s why I lost, not this whole “I’ve lost it and I’m a has been” is bullshit. I mean, I was depressed!
Crystal: I know you were Taylor, I know you were. And hey! I’ve had my five daily shots of gin and I feel fine! I’m going to go out there, tear Yuku Shiro limb from limb and then bring you her flaming carcass to use if you ever need any organ donations but hey! I have paws on the liver!
Taylor: Damn it! I knew I should’ve called! It’s my carcass!
[Yuku Shiro walks past, and stops in shock and turns to face her two foes with a mock surprise. She smiles and waves her baseball cap she is carrying as the paper rustling which is inside, can be heard. She is dressed in ring attire and stares at both women while smirking.]
Yuku Shiro: Ladies, hello! Crystal you’re looking well! Oh, Taylor! Hey girl! I just wanted to drop by and wish you two the best of luck tonight. I assume you’ll both be in my tournament? I thought as much. You see Taylor; you should really get yourself one of these cups. They’re such great publicity; I’ve been followed by the paparazzi everywhere! It’s wonderful for my PR! Anyways, ciao!
[Yuku Shiro waves as Taylor’s face is that of jealousy, she shakes her head gets a disgusted look, Crystal’s eyes narrow as they watch her walk to the distance.]
Taylor: Kick her ass now. Go! I mean, god who the hell does she think she is! I get publicity every time I go to the shop just to buy bubblegum! How dare she! Go kick her ass, no, slaughter her ass!
[This is enough motivation for Crystal, who storms off into the distance flipping her hair and going in the same direction as Yuku and her ranting is heard. Taylor then takes a sip of the water, and her mouth screws up and she frowns.]
Taylor: This Spanish water takes like crap!
Honour Match
Renegade: Just as we saw those few minutes ago, Crystal is fighting for Taylor’s honour tonight against Yuku Shiro but will she be able to topple the confident import? Well here comes Miss Shiro now.
["Fighter" by Christina Aguilera Blasts on the PA system as Yuku walks down wearing purple latex vest, matching purple latex pants with the imprints on a golden dragon on the right leg, and the imprint of a tiger on the left leg. Her outfit is finished off with thigh high shiny purple dominatrix boots with little spikes around them. Yuku hops on the apron, and then executes a catapult somersault flip into the ring. Yuku walks over to a turnbuckle, hops up and raises her fists into the air as the crowd cheers on.]
John Roe: The following contest is an honour match scheduled for one fall; introducing first; from Tokyo, Japan, at a weight of 150lbs, the Iron Asian Beauty…YUKU SHIRO!!!
[Before Yuku can celebrate, “Brackish” by Kittie begins to make it’s wave over the PA system as Yuku gets a pissed off look and throws it in the direction of Crystal, Crystal has a smug look on her face as she ignores the fans dislike for her and continues onto the ring, as focused as ever.]
John Roe: Her opponent; representing Taylor, from Spokane, Washington, at a weight of 180lbs, she is the Femme Fatale herself…CRYSTAL!!!
[Yuku Shiro doesn’t waste any time and comes at Crystal with a spinning wheel kick, but with both being fresh that is easily dodged. Crystal goes straight for the head attempting a neck breaker but that is countered by the Femme Fatale, as Yuku shoves her away into the ropes but we’re finally getting somewhere as Crystal is taken down with a Japanese arm-drag. Yuku Shiro holds onto her grip though, which almost hyper-extended her elbow. Yuku then nails some fast kicks to the face of Crystal and uses the bottom half of her leg to take Crystal down to the canvas with a leg drop type move. The egotistical woman then applies an armbar to Crystal, going to work on her arm once again as Crystal tries to kick Yuku away but to no avail.]
[Crystal and Yuku then get to their feet with Crystal nailing some right hand shots which sends Yuku to the ropes, on the rebound Crystal leans forward and hoists Shiro in a back body drop. Yuku quickly gets back up and attempts a kung fu palm strike but Crystal grabs the arm and nails Judo flip which puts Yuku on the canvas, as this match has gone from honour to cultural. With her opponent on the floor, this is a good time for Crystal to drop to her knees and begin to grasp at Yuku’s top, a purple latex material is tugged at as Yuku rolls around and manages to boot Crystal away. This work as Crystal spins around and grabs one of the ropes for balance, when she turns back Yuku is flying right at her and nails a Lou Thesz press and begins to take out her frustration with some punches to the head of Crystal.]
[This is an equal match though as Crystal grabs Yuku from her straddle position and manages to stand up with her hanging like a little child, Crystal then begins to run towards the corner and sandwiches Yuku Shiro’s body in the ring post and Crystal’s body. Yuku falls to the floor to her butt with Crystal using her boot to choke her and keep in her that position as Crystal heads to the opposite end of the ring and starts to run at Yuku, as the utter wrestling insult of the bronco buster entails. With the Spanish fans getting excited at this move, Crystal vacates her position and pulls Yuku to her feet, flipping her over the Femme Fatale’s back in the process in another back body drop type move.]
[Crystal then falls backwards with an elbow drop but it misses as Yuku rolls out of the way, with Crystal on the floor Yuku takes the time to execute a somersault leg drop. This is then followed up with applying the armbar once again, but Crystal manages to counter it as the two get to their feet. Yuku manages to nail some shots to the face of Crystal before she executes a roundhouse kick, in this move it sends Crystal falling over the top rope and colliding with the floor below. Yuku waits for her opponent to rise before she heads to the ropes and leaps over with a semi-somersault, with her legs landing on Crystal’s shoulders she then hurricanranas her down to the padded floor.]
[Yuku then scoops up Crystal putting her back onto her feet before whipping her into the ring-post as a nice smack is heard from the impact as Crystal falls to the floor next to the metal pole. Yuku Shiro climbs onto the apron, and up the turnbuckle, with Crystal already in position the following moonsault is one of large elevation considering the height of the top rope to the floor, but the referee demands the duo get back into the ring and doesn’t count Yuku’s following cover. Now pissed off, the cup tournament holder rolls Crystal into the ring and climbs onto the apron herself. Yuku pulls back and rolls into the ring with a rolling swanton bomb like high risk, as it connects with Crystal. Yuku hooks the leg.]
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[Crystal gets her shoulder off the mat. Yuku Shiro tries to hold Crystal down for another cover but Crystal still breaks it with a kick-out, this irritates Yuku who decides it’s time to sit and wait for Crystal to rise on the top rope. Once this happens and Crystal gets to her feet, Yuku launches off with an attempted cross body but the Femme Fatale ducks out of the way. Yuku smashes into the ring mat, Crystal then grabs Yuku by the back and falls backwards nailing a German suplex to the Japanese import. Crystal then continues her beatings by keeping her grip and executing two more of the suplex variations with the fourth and final one attempting a bridge cover. This is too much for Yuku who grabs the bottom rope in hopes of not losing the match-up, after being tossed off the cover she rolls out of the ring to the outside of the ring to recuperate. The Femme Fatale gets to her feet but Yuku has had this scouted and yanks at them making Crystal lose her balance an fall on her back.]
[Yuku climbs to the top rope as Crystal struggle to knock her off by bouncing into the other side of the ring and running at the poised superstar, but this position proves one to be effective for Yuku who leaps off and executes her signature “Diving Dragon” otherwise known as a diving spear to Crystal. Yuku has a rush of signature items as she quickly makes her way to the top rope but in her endeavour to balance Crystal manages to pull her off sending her down to the floor. Crystal then begins to drag her to the centre of the ring. Crystal then jumps onto the top rope, springing backwards to land on her feet then executing a standing moonsault otherwise known to the fans as the “City of Crystal” finisher but the Femme Fatale doesn’t cover. With Taylor’s pride on the line, she decides to make it more personal as she drags a dazed Yuku off the mat by her hair.]
[She grabs Yuku and puts in the powerbomb position; but Yuku counters but flipping Crystal over her body, Yuku then gets up and puts Crystal in the position for Taylor's "Extreme Measures" move and executes like she was the master of it. Yuku then covers Crystal.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner…Yuku Shiro!!!
Renegade: Did you see that? Yuku used someone elses finisher to pick up the victory! That’s class that is!
JLT: I’m sure it is but Crystal and Taylor’s honour have been unforfilled tonight, but this pay per view debut is impressive for Shiro never the less, will her tournament do her justice?
Renegade: I don’t know, but it seems as if Crystal’s hurt herself during the match as she’s being tended to by the EMT’s, but kudos to my drinking buddy of many Crystal! She did well, she's a lady!
JLT: You so can’t pull that off!
Jolson: Hey Jakester! I just wanted to say ‘Thank you’ for your help over the past few weeks and I know how much you love what I’ve got you. Say hello to your brand new Playboy!
[Jolson’s face is off a smile as she thrusts the magazine at him, he looks down and half smiles he takes the magazine and puts it on the side of him as Jolson frowns, Jake looks at her and gives her a ‘what’? expression.]
Jake: Stop looking at me!
Jolson: What’s wrong with you? Is everything okay?
Jake: Over the last week I’ve had more humiliation than I have in my entire life! Ever since those bitches Mindless Illusions left me in that room, I’ve been ridiculed with all sorts of crappy names. I’m the Wild Child! I’m no longer the most extreme flower deflowerer in the land, I’m just some guy who got stringed up.
Jolson: Jake, we’re going to go kick Mindless Illusions ass next and then once we dismantle them like we have in the past, I remember when you took out each member of their little stable in like two seconds, let’s go and send them to hell where they belong, who cares about what other people think?
[Jolson grabs Jake’s arm who is still in his depressed mood, she drags him towards to the direction of the ring. The figure of Lei Yu appears from around the corner as she smirks evilly and we cut to the arena where John Roe is about to tell us the details of the upcoming match. ]
John Roe: The following contest is a tag team match for one fall; introducing first…
[“Wild Thing” hits the PA system as Jake EB Wild along with Jolson walk out to the ring arena, Jake’s depressed still so doesn’t manage to glance at any fans but Jolson makes up as she acknowledges them. But Mindless Illusions have this planned as they come from behind with a clothesline to Jolson’s head. The referee calls for the bell as the trio then begin to pound Jake and in his state it’s easily down until he throws them all over with one swift bumping of the arms. Jake gets into the ring as the three women follow, but Jake manages to kick Lei Yu out of the ring and prop both Angel and Mystika over his shoulders. He spins them around and then nails his signature “Extreme Brutality” finisher as the two plow into each others bodies.]
[Jolson is then seen being thrown into the steel steps by an unknown man, he then climbs into the ring with a chair and smashes Jake over the head with it as the referee calls for a disqualification. Lei Yu gets to her feet with this new guy is announced by JLT as being “Joel”, Mystika’s boyfriend, as he begins to put the boots to Jake, and uses his chair to ram into the chest of Jake. Lei Yu brings out the whipped cream from before and sprays “MI” on his chest once again. The fans boo as Angel and Mystika are helped to their feet by their partners. The disqualification makes Mindless Illusion lose again, but in the battle, it doesn’t.]
Renegade: What the hell? I thought! Man, I was looking forward to this match but that buffoon had to ruin it!
JLT: Well, I think Mindless Illusions just got one hell of a lot stronger, look at Joel, he kicked Jake’s ass!
Vicksen: That feels so good Shaneo! Wow! You know you’re making me feel guilty about making you wait! I hate having to torture you like this, but it makes us a better couple for sure. Once in a while is always the best way to make you keep up your stamina, and man do you satisfy me when we do eventually make love.
Shaneo: Hey now come on, you just focus on bringing home the Stripped Championship next and practise your riding skills, that’s such a turn on you know, it makes me want you even more. But once we have the gold, it gives me another attribute to why I want you even more.
Vicksen: I’m so grateful for you training me up, I would’ve never got this far without you. Now I get to go out here in front of the Spanish and ride a bull, give Lorisa a little kicking and hey presto! I’ve got what I wanted, a title around my pretty little waist!
Shaneo: Then you we can check into our hotel, I’ll rip off your clothes with my teeth and we’ll get down tonight all night long. You know I used to be in a tag team called Team Get Down? I wanted to call it “Team Go Down” as that’s one of the many things that I, Shaneo, master in.
[Before Shaneo can continue talking up his opponent, his hands come to a stop as Bianca enters with her eyebrows raised in a look of amusement at the couple, her boyfriend Jayce is standing behind her.]
Bianca: Now I know you guys aren’t talking about each other right? You two? You talk about how you’re the hottest couple? Puh-lease. If anyone is the hottest couple it’s me and Jayce, we just had sex three minutes ago! Ha-ha! Beat that!
Vicksen: Excuse me, whoever the hell you are, but I’m happy to be the foxiest member on this roster. Nobody creates more pants tents than I, Vicksen, you know you Jayce must have an awful time sliding into what sounds like a clowns pocket. I pity you.
Bianca: You mean you’re not the Virgin Mary? I’m in total shock! I mean you have to make him wait, sounds like you’re not only wearing the trousers you’ve got the penis to go with it. I mean look at you, you could give Bugs Bunny a run for his money!
Vicksen: The British invented that, but seeing as you and your American country seem to rip off everything we have like York for example, you dub it something new and suddenly you're totally orginal, it’s no wonder that you’re nothing but a rip-off, no, has-been, no, a nobody! Now I have an important match for the Stripped Championship coming up next, didn’t you like lose yours in custard? How degrading!
[Vicksen grabs Shaneo’s hand as the two leave with Vicksen giving Bianca one hell of a look as Bianca’s mouth is in shock at Jayce, who is equally shocked and pulls his boo closer.]
Bianca: You’re good to go again right?
Renegade: Burn! Those two, Bianca and Vicksen seem to have a little more than a disliking for each other is Bianca turning into a jealous person with some her comments there?
JLT: I don’t know Renegade, but it looks like it’s going to be quite the celebration for Shaneo’s favour if Vicksen comes out on top and wins the Stripped Championship, but the only problem is, Vicksen thinks it’s bull-riding when in fact nobody knows!
Renegade: I know, I’m psychic you see and it’s my bull they’ll be riding, or you know my –
JLT: Yes! We get it!
[The opening of “Where Is My Mind” bangs over the PA system at full blast as “Ooohhhhh...stop!” blares outs, the crowd stop and the lights do dark. We hear that memorable riff from the great band themselves and as the chorus sets in, Vicksen makes her way out to a flurry of cheers from the audience. Pyros go off as the lights return, dot-on with the chorus. As she walks down the aisle with Shaneo behind her, she tapes the hands of the fans, as does Shaneo. Shaneo jumps over the rope as Vicksen does a monkey flip over the top rope and lands on her feet into the ring. They both climb a turnbuckle each and taunt to the crowd, who cheer, allowing Vicksen and Shaneo to absorb the crowd's presence. They get off the turnbuckles, Shaneo goes to the outside of the ring and Vicksen gets ready for her opponent.]
John Roe: The following contest is a “Battle of the Bulls” for the Stripped Championship; introducing the challenger; accompanied to the ring by Shaneo, from Essex, England, weighing in at 140lbs…VICKSEN!!!
[“Bring Me to Life” plays. Lorisa Stiletto comes out dressed in a blue tank top and blue skin-tight pants with black wrestling boots. She has her blond hair tied back in a pony tail. Raises her arm to the crowd, paces a couple times on the stage and sprints down to the ring sliding under the bottom rope, waiting in her corner away from Vicksen. She raises her arms to the crowd once again.]
John Roe: Currently in the ring; from British Columbia, Canada, at a weight of 132lbs, she is the Stripped Champion…LORISA STILETTO!!!
[The two divas await the announcement of their match, with Shaneo keeping his arm around Vicksen’s waist restraining her from attack Lorisa, who is taking in the fans reaction to her. “Son of a Gun” by Janet Jackson hits the PA system as Tequila walks out with a microphone in her left hand, she smiles at the crowd and raises her arm for her music to be cut.]
Tequila: Lorisa, Vicksen, you may be wondering what the hell this “Battle of the Bulls” is, and only I have the answer. Being in Spain and the fact that my Shane is gone, I had to be innovative and create such a festitive Spanish match and without further ado I present to you, Mandy.
[The camera cuts as well as the Divatron to where an area has been covered at the side of the ramp, crew members unravel the thing to reveal a mechanical bull with padding all around with ‘Lorisa v Vicksen’ imprinted on the pads. Vicksen smirks as Lorisa doesn’t look impressed. The referee informs them to leave the ring as they both do at their own pace and make their way over to the bull. On arrival, Lorisa removes her stiletto heels as Vicksen does with her shoes, she smartly wears jeans for this evening as she predicted this scenario.]
Tequila: Okay ladies, I will be the timekeeper and as I’m such a generous person with other people’s money, I had this whole thing designed especially for you. Now we’ll be playing two rounds, with each woman getting two attempts and the woman who has the best time of staying on the bull in total of the two rounds, wins! So with Vicksen being the challenger if you would like to hop onto Mandy?
[Vicksen eyes Tequila who smiles at her, Vicksen scales the mats and padding and is helped onto the top of the mechanical bull, or “Mandy” as she balances and raises on arm up into the air with her thumb up meaning she’s ready. A timer appears on the bottom right part of the screen as Tequila blows her whistle and the bull begins to accelerate. Vicksen goes with no hands for about five seconds until it is tremendously cranked up with Vicksen keeping her cool still holds on hand in the air. The foxy diva smiles as she surpasses the 15 second limit but a short push forward sends her flying over the top of Mandy and crashing to the floor. No harm done.]
[Vicksen gets up pleased with herself as the fans applaud, Vicksen is then helped out by the crew members and looks at Lorisa with a smug look on her face. Lorisa ignores though and climbs into the pit and hops onto the bull. It begins to spin around as Lorisa pratically hugs the bull for dear life which makes Shaneo and Vicksen laugh, but this is a successful tactic as she manages to beat Vicksen by staying on for 23 seconds. A jerk makes Lorisa slide sideways off the bull as she leaps for joy at having beaten her opponent as the foxier of the two throws her a dirty look.]
Tequila: Alright with Lorisa currently in the lead at 23 seconds to 15, Vicksen you have to stay on for at least 10 seconds to score a clear victory. Lorisa, as Vicksen went first last time it is now your turn to go first, take as long as you need. We’ll be patient.
[Lorisa stretches and breathes, she is helped on the bull and signals that she is ready. Mandy begins to start up and spins almost instantly but this sends Lorisa flying off with a low score of only two seconds, Lorisa is frustrated as she punches the mat and kicks the siding. Vicksen raises her eyebrows knowing that it is indeed getting serious, with her having a whole ten seconds to beat and if the bull is hard as it was just then, she’ll have a tough time. Vicksen gets a good luck kiss from Shaneo and enters the pit, she climbs onto the bull and it begins. It spins and jerks violently as it’s obvious the bull has been notched up a level. Vicksen almost falls off at nine seconds but manages to keep her leg on and pull herself back up, Vicksen surpasses the ten second limit and manages to hold on for an addition five. Vicksen gets excited and begins to dance on the bull making moves and posing to the crowds before jumping off at 26 seconds.]
[Vicksen squeals as Shaneo climbs into the pit, Vicksen runs at him as the two indulge in a celebration hug and kiss much like Lorisa and MDK, Vicksen jumps up and down with her excitement showing. Even though she hasn’t been announced, she knows that she is the new champion. We cut to Tequila who is holding the belt in her arm.]
Tequila: With Lorisa getting 25 seconds in total and Vicksen scored 41 seconds, so therefore, the winner of this battle and new Stripped Champion…VICKSEN!!
[Tequila then leans down and gives Vicksen her championship, as the Essex Girl holds it high above her head as Lorisa begins to throw her stiletto heels in her direction having a tantrum, Lorisa then storms out of sight and Tequila heads backstage, Vicksen’s music plays as she celebrates with Shaneo, the two fall back into the comfort with Shaneo admiring the Stripped belt.]
Renegade: We have our first new champion of the evening in Vicksen, she know how to ride, man Shaneo is one lucky man…
JLT: Yes, but Lorisa didn’t look too happy! She stormed off, but with Vicksen the new champion, she’s bound to be! Kudos to Vicksen for possessing what every wrestler needs, bull riding skills!
Renegade: Think Mandy’s single?
[We find ourselves in the newly polished locker room of the Bod Squad, Katrina is picking a grape of their ‘fruit’ table and Miss Rhiannon is relaxing on the leather couch, Kristin on the other hand is twirling in the mirror admiring her black dress, a dismal Holly Wentz sits near Miss Rhiannon on another leather couch. The room’s feel has improved from their first locker room.]
Kristin Wallace: I told you we’d be upgraded, when you’re a champion in this business you deserve the best and that’s what I get for my girls. You know to get the things you want you have to walk all over people, it’s such a shame!
Miss Rhiannon: You do that anyway?
Kristin Wallace: I know, isn’t it great?! But now we have a very important match next for your tag team championships and I’ve become very fond of those titles so you better not lose okay?!
Miss Rhiannon: You got us into this! You couldn’t stop being such a bitch to the other divas you knew one day one of them would do something about you and now look; we’re facing your punishment! What happens if we lose Kristin, what happens if Zelien or Bianca cheats to win?!
Kristin Wallace: Honey, that’s why we have Holly? Though she’s been acting weird lately and moping around, I think her girlfriend made her special area a no-go one, are you okay Holly? Yeah?
Holly Wentz: Leave me alone!
Kristin Wallace: Hey, I am your master. Obey me! You are coming to ringside whether you like it or not, I’ll even drag you down there with my bare hands if I have to! You’ve been defying me and I don’t like, if you don’t clean up your act I’m firing your ass.
Miss Rhiannon: This is exactly what I’m talking about! You’re too self involved, I mean it’s all about whether you have the right things done for you, if everything goes right for you, well me and Katrina don’t like it and it’s effecting our tag team championship reign! If we lose we’re blaming you!
Katrina: Yeah, and then on Exile, we’ve agreed that Miss Rhiannon and Holly Wentz will take you on while I’m the guest referee, so you better pray that we don’t lose! If we do I’m having you on your ass faster than you can say “media whore!”
[Katrina leaves with Miss Rhiannon as they head to the ring, Kristin sighs at Holly and shakes her head, but Holly storms out of the door heading down the corridor leaving Kristin with an upset expression, and she wipes down her dress and walks out of the door, her face composed.]
Renegade: It appears to me that the Bod Squad have got some cracks in their relationship! Katrina and Rhiannon seem to be on the same page with each other except with Kristin it’s another novel completely. But don’t get me started on Holly, that girl is weird!
Tag Team Championship
John Roe: The following tag team match is for the Tag Team Championships…
[“The Baddest Bitch” by Trina hits the PA system as Bianca struts out side by side with Zelien, Bianca sticks her tongue out at the Spanish crowd while Zelien scans the audience. The duo head to the ring together with Bianca the poser of the two as Zelien walks head straight not paying any attention to the spectators that have come to watch her.]
John Roe: Introducing the challengers; at a combined weight of 290lbs; from Oakland and Berlin respectively…BIANCA AND ZELIEN!!!
[Before John Roe can find saying “en” the sounds of Lil’ Kim invade the arena as Katrina and Miss Rhiannon walk out followed by a shady Kristin Wallace and a distracted Holly Wentz. The champions walk to the ring with their heads held high, not much can be said for the other duo which makes up the foursome. Kristin Wallace then decides she deserves the attention and pushes past Rhiannon and Katrina to take the lead.]
John Roe: Making their way down the aisle; to be accompanied to the ring by Holly Wentz and Kristin Wallace, a combined weight of 260lbs; they are the current Tag Team Champions, Katrina and Miss Rhiannon…THE BOD SQUAD!!!
[Katrina then pulls at Kristin’s shoulder which stops her; the two begin to bicker with Miss Rhiannon joining in as they stand next to the ring arguing. Holly just glides to the announcers table where she grabs a chair and sits down with her head in her hands, Katrina shoves Kristin, who slaps her back but Bianca and Zelien are fed up as Zelien is back body drop launched over the top rope taking down the Bod Squad. Zelien then rolls Katrina into the ring and boots Rhiannon to keep her down for a few extra minutes, the bell is sounded as it looks as if we’ve got our two legal wrestlers in Katrina and Zelien. Zelien grabs Katrina by the head and manages to nail a snap suplex taking it out of the Queen of Pain. But Zelien quickly closes the time for Katrina to gather herself, as she picks up Katrina in her arms which looks like to be a fall away slam but it’s to be a back breaker.]
[Zelien plants two more knees into the back of Katrina before then standing up and throwing her over her head in a fallaway slam. It doesn’t improve for the Queen of Pain as Bianca is tagged in and Katrina rises to her feet hoping to lay in some attack but Bianca and Zelien manage to flap-jack her into the floor, with Bianca then pummeling the champion. Bianca then picks up Katrina and whips her against the ropes, clotheslining her down once she bounces back to the Baddest Bitch, Bianca then stomps on Katrina making her crawl around the ring before standing up and facing her opponent. Bianca has this scouted though and manages to spear Katrina down, Bianca then grabs Katrina with a grip on the throat and starts to choke her.]
[The referee, obviously reviewing his rule book pulls Bianca off and yells at her, but Katrina thrusts her boot up at the butt of Bianca but she moves and it connects with the referee’s family jewels, this sends him to a doubled over position as Bianca then tries to catch Katrina but she’s like oil and rolls through her grasp. Katrina makes it to her feet as Bianca runs; Katrina then turns connecting a spinning heel kick to Bianca. Katrina then grabs Bianca by the neck and lifts her off the canvas to her feet as a dragon sleeper is applied. With the referee still down, Zelien slips into the ring and yanks at Katrina’s hair then uses her elbow to knock Kat off her position, as she falls back to the ropes. Zelien then helps up her tag team partner as they join hands and clothesline Katrina over the top rope.]
[Holly Wentz comes in handy as she manages to slap Zelien hard around the face but this doesn’t go well with the Shadow Goddess who shoves the lesbian into the steel steps, but this distraction has brought Katrina some time to use her shoulder to ram Bianca into the apron and lift her up and slams her into the floor. Zelien sees this and approaches but Katrina is ready and manages to nail a uppercut which sends Zelien to the floor as Katrina rolls into the ring, Kristin yells something at Katrina but Katrina shakes her off. The referee has finally nursed his boys back to good health and is able to demand Bianca back into the ring. But Katrina keeps her out like a protective duck over her nest, as she nails a baseball slide which sends her into the announcers table. When Bianca finally enters the ring, she charges at Katrina but Katrina lands a shoulder block and then a fist drop tot head. Determined for rest she then tags in her partner Miss Rhiannon.]
[Rhiannon the freshest woman in the match, races into the ring with a take down to Bianca, and Zelien naturally enters seeing Rhiannon’s display but she is dropkicked as she tumbles over the top rope to the floor below, Rhiannon turns back to Bianca who tries to back body drop her but Rhiannon uses her leverage to get Bianca back to the position of where Bianca is ready for a powerbomb, but Rhiannon grabs the waist of the bitch and pulls her down into a piledriver as Kristin looks delighted. Miss Rhiannon then runs to the ropes but Zelien grabs her feet making her stop; Kristin’s not impressed as she rushes over and pushes Zelien away. Zelien then swings at Kristin but she ducks as Miss Rhiannon grabs the hair of the Shadow Goddess and pulls her onto the apron. Miss Rhiannon then suplexes Zelien into the ring over the top rope, as it’s turned into a handicap match for the Patrick Swayze love interest.]
[Katrina comes into the ring with a shining wizard to the risen Bianca’s head, taking a leaf out of her husband’s book. The referee gains order by restraining Katrina out of the ring and rolling Bianca to the outside. Miss Rhiannon grabs Zelien by the hair and hair beals her across the ring, as Zelien hits the floor she manages to roll and get to her feet, coming at Rhiannon full charge with a running calf kick which takes her down to the floor, Zelien then begins to pound the head of Miss Rhiannon as she lays in the best position for this assault. Zelien then whips her to the challengers’ corner, where Bianca stands. Zelien walks over to Katrina as the referee has to restrain her; Bianca uses this time to choke the celebrity lifestyle out of Miss Rhiannon. Suddenly the lights darken like we saw earlier in the evening in the opener of the card, as we see the Divatron change from the in ring action to another location.]
[The camera is shown opening a hotel room where the skyline of an unknown city is shown, the camera continues forward and shows a red bed covered with rose petals as a champagne bottle rests in ice. The camera then warily approaches a certain room; the room is light as we peak like an intruder around the corner where a Jacuzzi is seen. But it’s what is in the tub is what we’re concerned with. We hear giggles coming from the room as the camera edges that be closer without being seen as it is revealed the giggler is none other than Kaci Russell, as the bubbles have been positioned to keep cleavage from being show as she lies naked to fellow bare Wade Robson. Kaci then cranks her neck around to plant a passionate kiss on the choreographer as she leans back and Wade slowly moves on top. We cut immediately to Kristin Wallace who puts a hand over her mouth in shear shock, this has obviously hurt our media whore. But it hasn’t effected Zelien or Bianca who have poised themselves behind Miss Rhiannon and Katrina, the Bod Squad turn and walk into a double kick to the midsection and a double DDT which both women cash in on.]
[Kristin then marches over to Holly Wentz, grabbing her by the hair and slapping her across the face but Holly’s had enough of her boss and shoves her to the floor. Kristin gets up and spears Holly down as the two roll around in a catfight aside from the ring. The referee heads to the outside to separate the two women but Holly and Kristin end up doubling slapping him, sending him back into the ring. Kristin then begins to tug at Holly’s pink dress, and manages to rip it off leaving Holly in her underwear, Holly quickly rushes up the ramp hiding herself as Renegade gets excited. Now in pissed mode, Kristin grabs the leg of Bianca from her double powerbomb position on Katrina, this distraction causes Bianca to grab Kristin’s hair and pull her onto the apron. But Kristin yanks Bianca down in a guillotine and is then given a telling off by the referee.]
[The legal competitors are unknown now thanks to the many distractions, Miss Rhiannon gets up and boots Bianca with a side kick to the chest, then the Golden Goddess nails a swinging neckbreaker and then applies a front face lock while on the floor, Katrina on the other hand is getting enough of Zelien in the corner with her pummeling her in a ten count. Katrina tries to powerbomb Zelien from her position but the quickness is greater for the Shadow Queen who Hurricanranas the Queen of Pain to the canvas and continues her punishing. Kristin is bitching to the referee on the apron as it seems utter chaos has taken over this match, but suddenly Kristin is yanked off the apron by a now loosely dressed Holly Wentz who then slaps her and shoves her to her butt.]
[Miss Rhiannon then uses her front face lock to nail what looks like a rolling reverse DDT and manages to send Bianca out of the ring with it, leaving Zelien alone with the Bod Squad, the duo heist Zelien into their position for their awesome looking finisher of “Beautiful Bodies” as it’s planted well on the Shadow Goddess, with Katrina dropping down to the cover after a brief argument of who would get the pin. But this pin only reaches a two count as the change in Holly is evident as she yanks her former friend off the cover and out of the ring where Holly pulls something from her pocket and sprays it in the face of Katrina and it looks like it’s some kind of green mist. Miss Rhiannon is in shock and leans back on the ropes and launches through with a dropkick which sends Holly down and out for the remainder of the match.]
[Bianca comes from behind getting Miss Rhiannon’s neck under her arm and lifting her from her position near the ropes and into the center of the ring in one swift motion planting her on her head and back. Bianca unwisely picks up Miss Rhiannon helping her to her feet as Rhiannon seems dazed of who exactly is helping her, a possible concussion. The referee too concerned with Katrina and Holly doesn’t see Kristin enter the ring with a chair, she swings at Bianca but the Baddest Bitch ducks and it collides with the head of Miss Rhiannon who falls back to the ropes, Bianca then executes a ‘Bianic Superkick’ to the upset Wallace which sends her down and falling through the ropes with her chair in hand. Bianca then sees that Miss Rhiannon has just bounced off the ropes and is dizzily heading for her, Bianca quickly applies the position for a flatliner and nails it perfectly executing her finisher “Bianic Revenge” as Bianca uses her position to roll over Miss Rhiannon into a cover.]
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