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Sunday 7th June 2009
[The camera pans around the cheering arena, as the lights begin to come to life and shows the wrestling ring in a glow. The fans stand on their feet, cheering for the performance and the beginning of the pay-per-view. They hold up their trademark signs in a sea of colour, each edging out or nudging the person next to them to try and get on camera. "Makaze is my hero!" and "I'm in the Blonde Ambition Fan Club!" and "I want to stab Meggie with my sword!" and "Jun Takada is my cousin!" are a select few picked out by the director.]
[We cut to the commentary table as Leah and JLT sit in the broadcast table. Leah is still cheering from the amazing Beyonce performance as JLT tries to start the show while the crowd continues to cheer loudly. Pyros erupt on the stage afterwards to signal the beginning of Terror In Tokyo JLT starts the commentary for the evening.]
JLT: Hello Ladies & Gentlemen and welcome to Terror In Tokyo! We're coming to you live from the Tokyo Dome here in Japan and what an impressive performance by Beyonce we had just now!
Leah: I got my Freakum Dress on! I got my Freakum Dress on!!
JLT:Leah is still very excited as you can see, and she should be. Tonight is going to be an epic night of encounters here in Divas Unleashed as our main event sees The Femme Fatale, Crystal Deymonaz, taking on Meggie Skyefyre for the Divas Unleashed Championship!
Leah: I don't care about that, I'm just so happy a sista finally got to represent in this house!
JLT:We've had several "sistas" represented in Divas Unleashed? Like Star, and Lilith and Crystal Hilton, just to name a few.
Leah:Whatever, I am just so excited I got to see Beyonce!!!
JLT:As am I, just as I am also excited about watching the rest of our matches here tonight. We have Laura defending her Stripped Championship against Blonde Ambition in the Tokyo Dome Amusement Park. We have what is sure to be an epic rematch between Katie Kooper and Makaze for the Rockford State Championship in a No Disqualification Bronx Street Fight. We have KibbyD & Tiger Lily also facing each other, following Kibby's allegations that it was Tiger Lily who cost her the match back at Control of the Knife.
Leah: Can't we just watch Beyonce again?
JLT:We also have Star taking on Veronica Valiant after their heated exchange of words over the Femmy nominations this year. We are also going to witness Luna take on Mercedes Vargas after their very vicious rivalry.
Leah: I heard Luna isn't even here because they didn't release her from the Manila hospital.
JLT:In any event, we also have Totally Radd taking on Barracuda after Radd stole Tequila's birthday presents!
Leah: Which I admire really, that took balls.
JLT:But first, we are going to witness Icenique taking on Didgitz right after...
Leah: Ugh. Tequila and Tara Lee? Lame. What a great way to ruin my Beyonce orgasm.
[The camera pans backstage to reveal Tara Lee walking with Tequila down the hallway as the two divas smile and laugh with each other. They walk past Krysta Taylor who arches her eyebrow at the sight. Tequila and Tara then enter Shane's office.]
JLT:Just like Krysta, I'm wondering what that was all about? Tequila and Tara Lee hate each other.
Leah: They probably found a two for one special on boob jobs and couldn't wait to convince Shane to pay for it. Meanwhile, in the world that matters... "a diva is a female version of a hustler... of a hustler... of a hustler...".
JLT:Yes I know, you never let me forget it.
Singles Match
["Man Down" by 50 Cent begins to play as various video clips shows Didgitz doing various in ring action captures of her wrestling are shown as she then delivers her 555-Didgitz, Dialin Dem Didgitz, and Gimme Dem Didgitz to many of her past opponents. Didgitz steps from behind the stage curtains wearing a pink collared button front top with a black bra with pink trim underneath, Black with Pink trim and ruffle Hot Pants, and black leggings and black wrestling boots. She also wears a black and pink elbow pad on her right arm. She flips her long brown hair with her left hand as she taunts her fans up on the top of the ramp. She giggles to her-self as she struts her way down the catwalk.]
John Roe: Ladies & Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall… making her way to the ring from Charlottesville, Pennsylvania… she is DIDGITZ!!!
[Didgitz passes a ton of fans that want their hands slapped. With her Diva like ways she acts as if they are not even there. She walks up the steel stairs as she stands on the apron first before performing a split and sliding under the bottom rope into the ring. As she is inside the ring she taunts the crowd by blowing kisses she then moves to the turnbuckle as climbs and taunts the crowd again. She then jumps off and paces in the ring as the arena lights dim for a few seconds. At the entrance stands a lovely figure. "No Problems" by Lil' Scrappy begins to boom out the stadium speakers. Moments later silver pyros blast from every which way as Icenique makes her way to the entrance to the very supportive Tokyo crowd.]
John Roe: And her opponent… making her way to the ring from Homestead, Florida… she is a Divas Unleashed Hall of Fame inductee… ICENIQUE!!!!!
[Icenique makes it down the ring and slides in under the bottom rope. As she begins to pose, Didgitz comes up from behind her and bashes Icenique’s face in the turnbuckle! The referee calls for the bell as Didgitz begins to assault Icenique with lefts and rights.]
JLT: I think Didgitz wants to show she isn’t scared of Icenique’s status as a Hall of Famer.
Leah: That or she’s scared sh*tless of it and wants to end the match as quickly as possible.
[Icenique braces herself but Didgitz is able to get a knee into Icenique’s gut. Didgitz immediately hits Icenique with the “555-Didgitz” Canadian destroyer!!!!!! Didgitz pins Icenique.]
Leah: What the f*ck?! Already!?!
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[Icenique puts her foot on the ropes breaking the count.]
JLT: That was almost the fastest match in Divas Unleashed history!
Leah: Didgitz must’ve wanted to set a new record for herself and establish dominance or something.
[Didgitz is frustrated at the count being broken and gets to her feet. She pulls up Icenique who nails Didgitz with the “Death By Design” flatliner!!!!! Icenique pins!]
Leah: What the f*ck times two!?
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John Roe: Here is your winner… ICENIQUE!!!!!
[Icenique pulls herself up and looks down at Didgitz who puts her hands on her face.]
JLT: I guess Didgitz tried to pull a fast one and it backfired. She wasn’t anywhere near the ropes like Icenique was.
Leah: Who the hell does their finisher for the first move of the match? WHO!?
[Icenique holds her hand out to Didgitz and helps her up. A look of respect passes between the two and Icenique holds up Didgitz’s hand as the crowd snaps photographs.]
Leah: What a craptacular start to a pay-per-view.
JLT: Oh shut up.
[We are taken backstage where we find Mercedes in her ring gear warming up in a backstage corridor for her match later tonight against Luna. The camera zooms in as we watch her in the act of doing some arm stretches, followed by some low intensity calf stretches. This is soon interrupted when Holly Wentz approaches her with a microphone in hand.]
HOLLY: Excuse me, Mercedes? [Mercedes straightens herself as she turns to the blonde interviewer]
MERCEDES [hands at side]: Wow, it seems as if new people arrive here everyday. What the hell do you want?
HOLLY: Actually, I'm not new at all. I'm Holly Wentz. I'm a backstage interviewer for Divas Unleashed, haven't you heard?
MERCEDES: Hmm...doesn't ring a bell. And quite frankly, I don’t give a damn.
[The thing is, she knew of Holly Wentz. The stories told about her were indeed legendary. And not all of them ended happily. Still, Mercedes wondered just what was DU thinking in even offering a job to a person with two left feet. The camera switches to a close-up shot of the pair.]
MERCEDES: What, you want an interview or something?
HOLLY [timidly]: Yes, if that’s okay with you?
MERCEDES: Go ahead. What do you want to ask me?
HOLLY: Okay, let’s start with what happened on the last Exile in Manila, Philippines. Better yet, let’s show everyone what happened moments before our main event match that evening…
[A video package begins, taken us back to the brawl that started between Mercedes and Luna earlier on; Holly speaks in voiceover during this part.]
HOLLY [voiceover] when you, and your opponent tonight, in a Grudge Match, Luna, nearly destroyed each other backstage. [the footage continues showing the altercation that spilled further in the area]. At first, Luna got the best of you, but later on you exacted some revenge, taking that to the extreme when you smashed Luna’s knee—repeatedly.
[At that instant, we reach this point in time. Mercedes has the steel pipe and starts her cerebral assault on that right knee. Just to bring it home, the scene is replayed, then again, then again. The video continues from there as Mercedes’s onslaught raged on. The last few seconds of the video plays on before we return to the interview.]
MERCEDES [annoyed]: Look, you’re wasting my time. Would you get to the point already?
HOLLY: Mercedes, you nearly could have ended Luna’s career after that vicious assault. And she barely could stand when she trotted out there to compete in the main event. Do you have any—
MERCEDES: Do I have any regrets? That is what you were going to ask me, am I right, Holly?
HOLLY: Uh, actually, yes I was.
[Mercedes smirks as Holly holds the mic up to her.]
MERCEDES: Well the answer to your question is HELL NO! Holly, do I look like a person who easily intimidated by the likes of Luna? I don’t think so. The truth of the matter is, I could care less what spews from her mouth. As long as beat the living daylights out of her, I could care less if my head is busted open. And I'm being kind when I say that.
[Holly looked to continue her questions but Mercedes interrupts her.]
MERCEDES: Vea, en Terror en Tokio, yo terminaré lo que comencé, y eso debe terminar la carrera de Luna -- para bueno. Esta vez, yo me aseguraré de que ella nunca entra el anillo. No, yo me aseguraré de que Luna nunca aún caminatas otra vez. Luna es ni el valor que respira el mismo aire me como, permití solo está en el mismo anillo conmigo. Esta noche, yo terminaré lo que comencé y las Divas Desencadenadas nunca oirán el nombre de Luna otra vez. Su nombre se morirá en los labios, y en la memoria de lo que haré a ella en Tokio, Japón será una última imagen que vivirá en su mente, su mente, mi mente...forever. {See, at Terror in Tokyo, I'm going to finish what I started, and that's to end Luna's career--for good. This time, I'm going to make sure that she never gets in the ring. No, I'm going to make sure that Luna never even walks again. Luna isn't even worth breathing the same air as me, let alone being in the same ring with me. Tonight, I'm going to finish what I started and Divas Unleashed will never hear the name of Luna ever again. Her name will die on their lips, and the memory of what I'm going to do to her in Tokyo, Japan will be a lasting image that will live in their mind, your mind, my mind...forever.}
[Throughout that exchange, Holly could only stare at her interviewee, not because she didn’t understand one word Mercedes just said, but also that she knew something like this was bound to happen. It pained her that she didn’t brush up on her Spanish when she prepared for this segment.]
HOLLY [confused look]: Uh, okay. Thank you, Mercedes.
[Mercedes smiles at the camera]
MERCEDES: El placer fue todo suyo, Holly.{The pleasure was all yours, Holly.}
[Mercedes watches Holly depart from the area with the camera crew quickly following behind. The Argentine walks off minutes later heading elsewhere as we fade to black.]
[The camera cuts backstage as we seen Icenique enter her dressing room. She flips on the light and notices a large card with a bouquet of flowers sitting on her dresser. A smile creeps over Icenique's face, as she walks towards it.]
Grudge Match
[The camera pans backstage and we see Tara Lee and Tequila knocking on Barracuda’s door. They hear “come in” and the two blondes push the door open. We see Barracuda stretching for her match with Totally Radd. Holly Wentz sits on a nearby couch. Barracuda and Holly’s eyes widen when they see Tara Lee walk in behind Tequila.]
Tequila: What are you doing darling?
Barracuda: Stretching for my match… what umm… is going on?
Tara Lee: We have some good news for you!
Tequila: You don’t have to have your match!
Barracuda: WHAT?!
[Barracuda gets up from stretching.]
Tequila: Yeah! I got all my presents back! Well… the ones that Radd didn’t destroy anyway.
Barracuda: How?!
[Tequila looks at Tara Lee.]
Tara Lee: I found them!
[Holly jumps off the couch and this and joins Barracuda.
Holly: How on earth did YOU find them?! We had police looking for them. Barracuda and I worked NIGHT AND DAY to find those presents! We had to work with four different countries legal departments! Not to mention translators and forms that we had to fill out…
Tara Lee: Well, apparently you didn’t look hard enough.
Barracuda: I doubt that you found them… where are they?
Tara Lee: I’ll show you…
[Tara walks out of the room followed by Tequila who gets excited, as well as Barracuda and Holly who look at each other in shock. Down the hallway we see a giant mass of presents on a pallet being delivered by a forklift. Holly and Barracuda’s jaws drop at the sight.]
Holly: But… but…
[Tara smirks.]
Tequila: See! My pressies are back! So don’t worry about your match tonight.
Barracuda: Are you kidding?! Radd almost cost me my job! I still want to kill her!
Tequila: Radd isn’t here. She didn’t show up tonight.
[Barracuda seems like she’s had more than she can tolerate and storms off cursing. Holly waits around for a moment before following after her down the hallway. Tequila promptly turns towards her large stack of presents and dives head first into them and begins ripping them open. Tequila rolls around in them like a child.]
JLT: So Radd isn’t even in the arena? Barracuda versus Radd isn’t going to happen?!
Leah: As long as Tequila gets the keychain I gave her, then I’m good. She needs to know how much I appreciate raises. I mean her.
Icenique: Oh someone loves me!
[Icenique smells the flowers briefly before she takes the card in her hand. She tears open the envelope and she sees a note card and a VIP pass.]
Dear Icenique,
We are happy to inform you, that our surprise performer has picked you to meet them backstage. After the performance, please report to the backstage area with your VIP pass so that you can have your "Meet and Greet" with our very special guest.
-Du Staff
Icenique: Oh my god! This is so cool.
[Icenique dances with glee. She takes her cell phone out of her pocket and dials.]
Icenique: Moni...Guess what?!? I'm going to meet another celebrity! You definitely need to come through to PPV tonight!
Grudge Match
['Face to Face' by Siouxsie and the Banshees begins to play across the Tokyo Dome's PA system, and the dark mutterings spreading through the crowd blossom into full-on catcalls even before the heralded diva struts out from backstage, hands on hips and calm, confident smile stretching her features.]
John Roe: The following is a Grudge Match, scheduled for one fall! On her way to the ring now...from Buenos Aires, Argentina, weighing in at 148 pounds...MERCEDEEEESS VAAAAAARGAAAAAS!
JLT: This one's been a long time coming, folks; in what was only her second DU match, Mercedes was pinned by then-newcomer Luna - and she just hasn't been able to let that go ever since.
Leah: You ain't kidding - every time this Commie bitch talks, it's always, 'Exactly three months and fourteen days ago, I got owned. Meanwhile, in Cuba, my uncle Fidel Castro had a cucumber sandwich with his lunch-time cigar. Two weeks later, I had my period, blah-blah-blah'...seriously, what happened to good ol'-fashioned sh*t-talking? I tune into the promos for insults, not history lessons!
JLT: You're going to hell for the Castro thing alone, I hope you realise.
Leah: That's why I wear asbestos panties.
[Flicking her hair before the ringside photographers, Mercedes marches down the ramp, seemingly oblivious to the negative reaction thrown her way. She steps quickly up onto the apron and hoists herself up onto a turnbuckle, her eyes sweeping over the audience as a whole before turning to stare up the ramp - and letting out a harsh bark of laughter with a shake of the head, before stepping down inside the ring.]
JLT: Mercedes isn't short of confidence tonight, and with good reason; nobody has seen or heard from Luna since the Manila Exile taping. We don't even know if she's here tonight...
Leah: Maybe the moon told her to stay at home.
JLT: That...is actually possible.
Leah: And by 'the moon' I mean weed, natch.
JLT: That, not so likely.
[Mercedes' music fades, and 'Spice Up Your Life' kicks into gear, bringing the more enthusiastic crowd members to their feet!]
John Roe: And her opponent...from Milo, Hawaii, weighing in at 155 pounds...LUUUUUNAAAAAAAA! |
