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Sunday December 21st 2003
Was ist Ihr abschließender Bestimmungsort?
¿Cuál es su destinación final?
Che cosa è la vostra destinazione finale?
What is your final destination?
The sounds of “Middle of Nowhere” by the Blank Theory come to life as the vignettes of the feuds leading up to Divas Unleashed’s final pay per view are shown as the opening tune hypes up the viewers to the point of crushing their beer can from the excitement running through their veins.
We take a sharp cut to the inside of the arena where there are flashing yellow lights on the stage and scenes of a construction area, the entrance curtain has been replaced with sliding machinery and the ring apron has the name of the pay per view written on it in true fashion. The fans are quiet in anticipation for the show to begin as some feel the need to yell out remarks in an expression of happiness.
A yellow rocket is fired from the ceiling into a digger which then explodes into a ball of flames as the fans jump off their seats and begin to go wild, the pyro display hits off on the stage as the pyros ballroom dance with each other, spinning around and dropping them in various positions with the chosen color being yellow and gray. It comes to an end as sprinklers are set off onto the stage to put out the breakout of fires as the set returns to it’s previous state and the signature theme of “Middle of Nowhere” begins to blasts through the arena.
The camera pans around to the ovation from the crowd, they thrust their signs high into the air, bumping one and other so their one is in full view and the camera has a better chance of catching their handy work. Their deep engraving onto the colored paper doesn’t go unmissed as the camera picks up just a few of the signs. “I’m Santa! I want Star in my sack!” “I want Katrina to hang my baubles with me” “XX? I thought this was XXX!” are only a few shown as we have a sharp cut to the announce table. Renegade is dressed in a suit with a red shirt and gelled hair whereas JLT has gone festive too for the evening in a red dress, the fans behind them act stupidly to try and get noticed.
JLT: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the final pay per view of the year, Xiak Xande! We’ve got one heck of a show for you tonight and we’re broadcasting to over fifty countries world wide straight from the wonderful location of Miami, Florida!
Renegade: That’s right, this place is like heaven! Women roller blade on the sidewalks in bikinis, some even go topless in the beach and then the ones that have been in the sea, have a wet t-shirt and well, you know what that means but tonight I’m ready, willing and waiting for this extravaganza of an event to kick off with our illustrious list of barn burning matches!
JLT: We’ve got a main event which should surely end 2003 with a bang once the long reigning Unleashed Champion Mya clashes with the rising star Crystal in a cage match! The women will be locked into a square steel prison in what should be a brutal encounter which I can’t wait to witness, especially since Crystal earned her spot, no self proclaimed women saying they should have the right to wrestle Mya!
Renegade: We’ve got the Stripped Championship also on the line tonight as we get festive with the holiday season. We see Vicksen and Yuku Shiro collide in a “Christmas Chaos” match, the Stripped Championship and an angel will be hung over the ring and the divas have to climb the Christmas tree ladders to retrieve it. That is one to watch, I personally can’t wait! I hope we get some puppies! We need to end the show with those cute little things!
JLT: Shane Rockford has been weaseling his way out of paying Jackman but that is all on the line tonight, the Primary Executive Blair Spikes goes one on one with the Living Nightmare himself in the ring for the rights to the cash in a “Rags to Riches” match. I bet you’re looking forward to that one eh Renegade?
Renegade: I certainly am. I’m also looking forward seeing Lightning and Star clash. Lightning and Star arrived at the same time and over the last few weeks, have crossed each others paths. Star won the right to make this match’s stipulation and she did, she made it for Lightning’s career! If Lightning loses she’s joining Taylor in the unemployment line!
JLT: We’ve got the Lee Sisters tackle Bianca for the Tag Team Championship. Sara used her attorney skills to get this match sanctioned but Bianca does have her work cut out going against both women in a handicap match. Will the Lee’s manage to pull it off and grasp their first championship here in Divas Unleashed?
Renegade: Someone who likes championships is Kristin Wallace and she wrestles Holly Wentz tonight in a grudge match and what a history the two have. Kristin turned on her former assistant at Silencio Mortal and ever since, Holly and Kristin have been using all the tricks in the book to agitate the other, it’ll be interesting to see what happens when they actual come to blows later on this evening.
JLT: Right now though, we’ve got a six pack challenge to determine the number one contendership for the Rockford State Championship, not to mention that four out of six of these women are actually in teams! The Bod Squad and Mindless Illusions, that doesn’t leave much luck for Jolson or Nyssa but we will find out who’ll have the next shot at Valeria Sanchez and that is coming up right now!
Six Pack Challenge
Renegade: This match was set up just this past week when Valeria Sanchez mentioned in a Josh Diaz interview that she had no suitable opponents in Divas Unleashed and they should import some from Japan. Shane Rockford was furious at this and sanctioned this six pack challenge to determine the number one contendership.
JLT: That’s right, we’ve got The Bod Squad and Mindless Illusions, who are rumored to be slowly crumbling thanks to their respective managers but we’ve got the new diva of Nyssa and Jolson, and in my eyes, any of these women are capable of taking on Valeria and giving her one hell of a match.
Renegade: That’s right, all six women will be eliminated by pin, submission or throwing each other over the top rope and is similar to a gauntlet but the question remains in the balance, who will be facing Valeria for her championship at January’s pay per view?
John Roe: The following contest is a six pack challenge for the number one contendership of the Rockford State Championship with the winner being the last person remaining in the match. You can eliminate your opponent by either pin fall, submission of tossing them over the top rope with both feet touching the floor.
[The lights go out and a growl comes out of nowhere the arena is just a faint shade of blue and the music comes on and up from the rafters she is slowly descending down like the original sting entrance at the same time the ground is coated in fog and a white light is shining on her and when she gets into the ring she raises her hands and then brings them back down and blue flames come from the turnbuckles and the lights come back on ended "Mindfields" by Prodigy.]
John Roe: Introducing the first contender, accompanied to the ring by Lei Yu and representing Mindless Illusions. She hails from Tokyo, Japan, at a weight of 232lbs, she is…ANGEL!!!
[Angel tells Lei Yu to go to the outside of the ring and her manager obliges. Lei Yu grabs a chair from the time keepers table and sexily walks over next to the position of Renegade is sitting. She props the chair up with the commentator staring at her; she gives him a dirty look as we cut back to Angel who is stretching in the ring while the referee is explaining the match rules.]
["How Soon Is Now?" by Tatu blasts over the PA System as Jolson emerges upwards from a circle of flames, her hips slanted to the left and both her hands above her head slopped over each other, there is a bright flash as a white pyro lights up the arena while Jolson quickly makes her way to the ring.]
John Roe: Her opponent, representing Gemini and hailing from Cretaceous Corral, weighing in at 125lbs, she is the Mermaid of Xanadu…JOLSON!!!
[Jolson slides into the ring looking at Angel from her position at the ropes. The lights in the arena dim as red and white spotlights circle the arena. Then red and silver pyro go off as "Freaking Out" by Adema hits. As Marky Chavez begins to sing, Katrina makes her way from behind the curtain. She taunts the crowd as she makes her way into the ring. She slides into the ring and poses for the crowd.]
John Roe: Their opponent; representing the Bod Squad. From New York City, New York and at a weight of 135lbs, she is the Queen of Pain…KATRINA!!!
[The music of Evanescence interrupts. Miss Rhiannon appears at the top of the stage her long blonde hair pulled back into a tight pony tail, her assets tightly protected by her black shiny leather sleeveless top with matching shiny leather pants and wrestling boots. She marches down the ramp without touching a single outstretched hand much to the dismay of the fans. She walks up the ring stairs, raises an eyebrow at the crowd before entering the ring via the bottom rope. Miss Rhiannon awaits her other opponents and talks to Katrina as they stand near the ropes.]
John Roe: Their opponent; also representing the Bod Squad. From Miss Rhiannon County, at a weight of 125lbs, she is the Golden Goddess…MISS RHIANNON!!!
[The arena lights go out and several strobe lights go on, "Party Hard" by Andrew WK playing over the PA system. The strobe lights go out and the music stops. A man is heard counting down from five: "Five...four..three...two.." He screams out, "ONE!" Red spotlights circle the audience and the ring. The music starts up again. Finally, fire springs up in a circle on the stage and Mystika rises from the middle of it. She steps out of the fire and slowly makes her way to the ring.]
John Roe: Their opponent; representing Mindless Illusions and to be accompanied to the ring by Joel, from Death Valley, California, at a weight of 135lbs…MYSTIKA!!!
[Joel sits next to Lei Yu at ringside as it looks as if Renegade has missed his chances of scoring. "Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine blasts over the PA system as Nyssa enters to a large bang from two purple pyros placed next to the entrance to the arena, firing straight up in the air. She walks towards the ring, posing for the crowd as she goes who go wild for the hometown girl. She slaps some fans and waits on the outside of the ring absorbing in the cheers]
John Roe: And rounding up the six, from Miami, Florida, at a weight of 120lbs, Miss Starlight herself…NYSSA!!!
[The bell rings once Nyssa slides under the bottom rope and chaos begins. The Bod Squad head straight for Jolson while Mindless Illusions put the boots to Nyssa while she was on the floor, and it appears that the match has turned into a tag team brawl. Jolson boots Miss Rhiannon in the head sending her backwards, Katrina then nails a shot the head sending Jolson into the corner. Katrina grabs the hand of Miss Rhiannon and Irish whips her to the corner occupied by Jolson, but Jolson counters and back body drops Rhiannon over the top rope but lucky for the Golden Goddess she lands on her feet. She grabs a piece of Jolson’s hair causing Jolson to fall backwards when she tries to walk forward and Rhiannon re-enters the ring. Meanwhile, Angel and Mystika are assaulting Nyssa. Angel yells something at Mystika and the two agree, Mindless Illusions stand at Nyssa’s legs and yank apart in a wishbone split. Angel then runs to the ropes while Mystika gets Nyssa in a camel clutch position, Angel then rebounds from the ropes and dropkicks Nyssa straight in the face. Mystika then grabs the back of Nyssa picking her off the canvas and walking with her to the ropes, trying to push her out with the help of Angel.]
[Katrina then picks up Jolson once again and pushes her to the ropes. Rhiannon and Katrina then try to double clothesline her over the top rope but Jolson ducks and pulls the rope down making Rhiannon tumble to the apron but Katrina halts. Jolson gets up with a European uppercut which sends Katrina backwards a little, the Queen of Pain then comes back with a kick but it is blocked by Jolson’s arm, Katrina then punches Jolson sending her close the ropes. Katrina then spins around with a high roundhouse kick but Jolson ducks and Katrina connects with her partner Miss Rhiannon who was getting to her feet. The Golden Goddess falls backwards off the apron and is eliminated from this match as Katrina has a look of shock on her face. She turns around to find Jolson waiting and she kicks her in the mid-section executing a quick DDT.]
Renegade: Katrina just eliminated her own team-mate there. I’m sure that is going to have some serious consequences but look this match! We’ve got the unions between the tag teams being used to their full potential as it looks like Mindless Illusions are about to eliminate Nyssa!
[Angel shoves Nyssa to the apron but the stripper rolls back in and boots Angel away from her sending her colliding into the back of Jolson. Mystika then tries to nail a stomp to the grounded woman but Nyssa captures her foot and rolls sideward putting her into an ankle lock which we’ve seen before by Nyssa. Angel and Jolson begin to exchange blows and hail each other towards the ropes. Mystika is writhing in pain and looks about to eliminate herself by tapping out but Katrina comes from no where attacking Nyssa with a shining wizard, like husband like wife. Nyssa releases her hold as Katrina comes on top of her with a pummeling assault. Meanwhile, Angel tries to nail a Hurricanrana to Jolson but Jolson has countered and heads towards the ropes, the Mermaid of Xanadu then powerbombs her to the padded floor below eliminating her from the match making Lei Yu rush to her side. Jolson turns back to her other opponents by Joel has slid into the ring, he grabs Jolson from behind by the hair and tosses her over his shoulder while she kicks and screams, Joel then steps over the top rope and jumps to the floor and puts Jolson down eliminating her. Jolson then slaps Joel prompting Lei Yu to slap her back and a catfight follows.]
JLT: Did you see that? Joel just eliminated Jolson! That only leaves three women left battling for a chance for a shot at Valeria Sanchez!
[This leaves Nyssa, Mystika and Katrina in the ring. Katrina has Nyssa in the air mid-way through a standing suplex which Katrina nails perfectly. The Queen of Pain gets up but walks straight into a big boot from Mystika. Mystika then pulls the Bod Squad member to her feet and whips her to the ropes; Mystika and Nyssa join forces and launch Katrina high into the sky with a flapjack double team move. Nyssa and Mystika then grab an arm and a leg each and propel her off the mat and slamming her into the knees in a double backbreaker. Nyssa and Mystika then high five each other as Nyssa smiles at her opponent, Nyssa then clotheslines Mystika to the floor as her expression changes to amusement. Nyssa begins to kick Mystika, she picks her up but Mystika tries a side slam but it is countered by Nyssa who turns it into a flying leg scissors. Both women roll to their feet, Mystika running at Nyssa but Nyssa props up onto the shoulders of her opponent rolling backwards and sideward with a DDT. Nyssa climbs to the top turnbuckle and poses for the fans, but Katrina is running at Miss Starlight but she has it scouted. Nyssa jumps off with an attempted flying spear to Katrina, but Katrina catches her over her shoulder and tosses her onto the top rope in a guillotine move.]
[Katrina turns to Mystika who raised to her feet, Katrina backhands her into the corner. Katrina then runs at her with a clothesline trapping the gothic diva between the turnbuckle and Katrina’s arm. She then props Mystika on the top rope, is poses to the fans in a superhero way but Joel is on the apron and he grabs Katrina by the head and pulls her down onto the ropes making her bounce and hit the floor. Joel turns around on the outside and is dropkicked by Jolson who has managed to stay around. Jolson and Angel then begin to brawl on the outside of the ring. Nyssa gets her feet and sees Katrina and Mystika are dazed. Nyssa grabs Mystika by the arms and pulls her off the turnbuckle into the ring with a flipping slam. Nyssa then props Mystika on top of Katrina and positions them according to the turnbuckle and Nyssa heads to the top rope. Nyssa yells for her finisher but Miss Rhiannon grabs her leg making her fall into a precarious position. Miss Rhiannon then grabs Nyssa’s arm and puts it over her shoulder, she then leaps off the apron with Nyssa in place with her finisher “Girly Poof” which not only wounds Nyssa but eliminates her from the match up.]
Renegade: My god! This match has turned into a chaos! Do you know how many illegal offences are being committed? Everyone’s partners are doing their jobs for them!
[Mystika rolls off of Katrina as the two get to their feet. Katrina swings at Mystika with a punch but Mystika blocks and grabs Katrina’s arm taking her to the floor with a judo take down. Mystika then whips her into the corner. Mystika begins to blow kisses to the crowd and her followers know what she is signaling for. Mystika then executes a handspring elbow but turns it into a superkick at the last minute thus executing her “Kiss of Death” maneuver. Katrina hits the mat. Miss Rhiannon is on the apron and yelling at Mystika but Nyssa comes from behind yanking her off and spearing her into the steal steps. Mystika then picks up Katrina and walks her to the ropes. She props her against the ropes and then heads to the other set herself. Mystika rebounds coming at Katrina with a clothesline but Katrina ducks with a back body drop which sends Mystika flying over the top rope and colliding with Angel and Lei Yu on the outside of the ring. The referee calls for the bell as the referee raises Katrina’s arm.]
John Roe: Here is your winner and the new number one contender for the Rockford State Championship…KATRINA!!!
Renegade: Wow! Katrina used her quickness there to eliminate Mystika!
JLT: Yes, she earns the chance to challenge Valeria Sanchez for her championship at January’s pay per view. She will get the chance to become the first woman to hold all championships, making Divas Unleashed history, if she can pull it off before Bianca that is!
Renegade: I know but if Bianca’s got the tag belts she probably won’t have time for the Unleashed championship- wait! Is that Jake’s music?
[True to Renegade’s word the sounds of Adema are interrupted by Lenny Kravitz as Katrina looks towards the entrance way with a look of annoyance as Miss Rhiannon’s stands with her. Katrina brings Rhiannon to a corner and Mindless Illusions, the foursome roll into the ring and get into a fighting stance ready to take on their enemy. The music continues to play but there is no sign of Jake, what there is though is mist coming from the entrance way. Nyssa also climbs into the ring and exchanges confused looks with Katrina.]
[Jake finally emerges on a large car, which revs into the arena and is being driven by none other than Jake himself. The license plate reads “Pimp-mobile” and it has furry seats, the bouncing affect and of course, the pink dice hanging from the mirror. Jake EB Wild drives into the apron and stops a few meters from the ring and already Lei Yu is giving him a mouthful. Jake’s music dies down as he stands up in his auto and already has a microphone in hand, he smiles once Jolson walks over to him and stands next to the car.]
Jake EB Wild: Lei Yu first off all this isn’t a street corner, you can’t run your mouth and use up all your saliva when I haven’t even said anything? What the hell is wrong with you anyway? Picking a fight with me! You don’t mess with me, I’m the Wild Child, don’tcha know?
Jake EB Wild: I see you got yourself a friend too, you were failing so much you needed to bring in a guy to do your handy work, aren’t you macho? I don’t know why you chose him anyway I mean, Mystika, you must be doing something wrong in the bedroom to make him cheat on you? At least I know where everything is don’tcha know?
Jake EB Wild: But I have not just brought my lovely ride all the way out here to insult how stupid you guys are. You see over the past few weeks I have thinking up how to get revenge, seeing as Joel has a queer eye for the straight guy and he can’t keep his hands off the Wild Child dontcha know? You see I’ve been thinking up ways to get revenge as seeing as it’s Christmas and Jake will be bedding the ho ho ho’s, I thought there’s no better way than to thank you guys better than this don’tcha know?
[Mystika is trying to calm down Joel in the ring but Jolson has got a hose from the mobile, and Jake tells her to yank away and she does. Out from the hose flies a white balls and snow which quickly douses Mindless Illusions, Katrina and Rhiannon try to flee but they are soon hit by the wrath of the hose as is Nyssa. Jolson screams as she covers the ring in snow and what appears to be hailstones as the divas slip and tumble all over one and other. Jolson finally puts the hose down and Jake helps her into the vehicle. Jake then twirls Jolson over his knee and the two indulge in a passionate kiss. Jake gets off Jolson for a minute and rebrings the mic to his mouth with a flushed Jolson at his mercy.]
Jake EB Wild: Oh yeah, by the way, in traditional Jake EB Wild style, we can’t have a festive celebration go without one of my famous parties! Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!
[Jake and Jolson continue kissing as Nyssa shoves down Rhiannon into the snow and gets out of the ring in a huff. The camera shows Lei Yu’s angry face and Joel’s who is now wearing a face pack of flurry. “Wild Child” replays.]
Renegade: Whoa! The ring just got doused in snow! The divas look like living snowmen, does Jake even know we have loads more matches coming up? The ring is ruined!
JLT: I don’t think he cares! Look at him and Jolson go!
Renegade: Whatever…we’ve got a Jake style party! I love those! There is always plenty of lesbian action at those, man, I am so urging to get backstage!
[Backstage we go, and we see Kristin Wallace taping up her wrists and a smug look on her face, she is seated on an equipment crate. Kristin scoots on and begins to walk to the ring in her black attire but on the way a locker room door flies open narrowly missing the Bod Squad supervisor and out walks Crystal who gives an evil stare to Kristin and the Femme Fatale is followed by the casually dressed Pinnacle of Perfection, Kaci Russell. Kristin and Kaci exchange looks between each other, Kaci raises her hand up to brush a hair behind her ear but Kristin flinches and Crystal laughs.]
Kaci Russell: Kristin Wallace, I really pity you. I mean you’ve really gone too far trying to out do me because you really can’t get any better than perfection can you? You think trying to take my brother away from his family is going to work, I don’t think so…
Kristin Wallace: Kaci honey, once I get him in bed all he’ll be saying “family who?”!
[Kaci goes to slap Kristin but is restrained by Crystal who grabs her arms and it looks like they’re doing a reverse hug, Kristin smirks and walks forward towards to the ring for her match up. Crystal released Kaci who gives a look of disgust in the direction of her foe. We cut to the ring.]
Grudge Match
Renegade: Kristin and Kaci have never seen eye to eye, and we just witnessed that but another person that Kristin Wallace doesn’t get along with is her former assistant Holly Wentz.
JLT: Holly and Kristin got into a catfight at Silencio Mortal and this consequently cost the Bod Squad their titles, but it didn’t stop there, Holly thwarted Kristin’s plans and so the Bod Squad set her up, but Valeria Sanchez came to rescue her partner from a beat-down.
Renegade: But right now, we have Holly and Kristin going one on one and these two aren’t trained wrestlers so the benefits of the fans, lets hope something sexual occurs.
[“Money, Power Respect” hits the PA system and a lonesome Kristin Wallace walks out in her black attire, her hair pulled back into a ponytail as per usual as the fans cheer the media-whore on down to the ring. She waves to the audience who are mainly cheering for her low cut outfit of hot pants and a bikini top. She climbs into the ring.]
John Roe: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a grudge match; introducing first, from New York City, New York, she is the manageress of the Bod Squad…KRISTIN WALLACE!!!
[Kristin poses to the fans but her music is interrupted by “Boom” by POD as Holly Wentz walks out in spandex red attire showing off that she too can be as sexy as Kristin by gyrating on the stage. Holly is tossing her assistant image to the curb as she’s joined by Valeria Sanchez and her Rockford State Championship. The fans also cheer for Holly too, but it’s mainly male as it was with Kristin. Holly and Valeria walk to the ring, Sanchez pulls her back and whispers something into her ear. Holly smiles and nods.]
John Roe: Her opponent; from Houston, Texas, and to be accompanied to the ring by the Rockford State Champion Valeria Sanchez…HOLLY WENTZ!!!
[Holly slides under the bottom rope and quickly runs towards Kristin tackling her with a spear followed by straddling her and giving her a barrel of slaps. Holly then grabs Kristin’s fiery hair and begins to yank at it, dislodging a few of her strands in the process. Kristin manages to push Holly off her and the two untrained women get to their feet. Kristin and Holly then run at each other, both attempting to grab the others hand resulting in them colliding in mid-air and falling to the floor as Valeria looks on. The two groggily use the ropes as support, Valeria whispers something in Holly’s ear and Holly nods. Kristin comes at her opponent with a weak clothesline attempt but Holly ducks, Holly then gets her foot up high and whacks the back of Holly’s head.]
[Holly then sits on Kristin’s back grabbing her neck and yanking backwards in what looks like a submission, no one can be too sure. Kristin manages to roll to the side on top of Holly and elbows her in the stomach making her release the hold. Both women get to their feet, Holly runs at Kristin and shove her. Kristin then retaliates by shoving her back, Holly then launches a harsh slap to Kristin but the manageress does the same. Holly slaps a second time but Wallace catches her hand and whips her into the turnbuckle. Kristin then runs at Holly but Holly gets her foot up sending Kristin down into the mat. Holly then sits on the top rope before leaping off with a leg drop; she rolls Kristin into a cover, but fails to hook the legs. The referee counts.]
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[Kristin gets her shoulder up; Holly then grabs Kristin by her hair and whips her into the corner. The former assistant than runs at her previous employer with a running shoulder which connects leaving Kristin to fall her to her butt, Valeria Sanchez then yells some instructions at her partner from outside the ring. Holly then walks opposite to where Kristin is standing and signals for a move, Holly then runs at Kristin trying to execute a Bronco Buster but Kristin gets her foot up and it captures Wentz in her most intimate parts. Holly falls backwards and rolls into a backwards roll, she gets up as does Kristin but Holly is holding her arm like she’s injured it, she stamps her foot and her facial expression is that of pain. The referee tends to Holly’s arm as Kristin rolls her eyes.]
JLT: It looks like Holly may be injured, I have to admit, and she did land funny. It could be something serious!
[Holly then has the referee escort her to the ropes but she pushes him away and catches an off-guard Kristin with a boot to the face sending her down. Holly then puts her boot onto the neck of Kristin choking her, before she drops an elbow drop to the red head and then waddles over to Valeria who gives her more instructions. By the time Sanchez is finished, Holly turns back to the ring but by this time Kristin is on her feet, Kristin runs at Holly with a spear tackling her to the canvas. Kristin then gets near to the head of her former worker, she puts her into a “Kat’s Klaw”, a dragon sleeper and move of her protégé, Katrina. Kristin smirks at this move as she tightens her grip, Valeria then looks concerned at ringside and she climbs onto the apron making the referee rush over to her. Valeria’s seduction then begins on the mere enforcer as she runs her hands up and down him totally keeping his eye away from the ring. Holly begins to tap onto the mat, to avoid the referee hearing, Valeria then licks his ears. Kristin gets off her submission and marches over the referee, Kristin and Valeria argue but the referee signals for Kristin to continue wrestling.]
[Kristin turns around to receive an “In Yo Mouth” from a newly appeared Dee Snuts which takes Kristin down to the floor and out of it, but if that wasn’t enough pain, Dee drags Kristin in position in front of the turnbuckle where Nyssa is waiting. Nyssa jumps off with her finisher of the “Starlight Flight” nailing Kristin beautifully. Dee and Nyssa then roll to the outside and crouch down as Holly falls forward into a cover and Valeria drops down off the apron. The referee counts Holly Wentz’s pin.]
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[Holly is then yanked out of the ring by Miss Rhiannon, Katrina comes from behind to the strippers with a double shining wizard to the back of their heads. Miss Rhiannon rolls Holly into the ring and Rhiannon then climbs onto the apron to distract the referee. Valeria storms into the ring but Katrina kicks her down with a mule kick and turns her attention to Holly who she gets from behind, she then twists and turns her into a “Nightmare on Helms Street” vertebreaker. Katrina then drags her friend onto the cover and the referee counts once he’s shown by Rhiannon and he counts.]
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John Roe: Here is your winner…KRISTIN WALLACE!!!
[The Bod Squad helps up Kristin. Valeria comes back into the ring with an attempted attack but Katrina and Rhiannon scout it and double shoulder block her down to the floor. They need grab her top and begin to rip it off leaving Valeria totally shirtless as the censors come onto the screen. Rhiannon has her top while Katrina has her bra, they then pick up Holly and toss her over the top rope into the risen ‘crew’ of Dee and Nyssa. The trio then makes their way up the ramp as Katrina grabs hold of Valeria’s Rockford State Championship and puts it over her shoulder as Rhiannon helps Kristin to her feet and they head backstage.]
Renegade: Kristin won it! Despite that interference, which almost killed both women, Kristin comes out on top tonight!
JLT: But what about Katrina and Valeria? Katrina just stole her championship! I think this is just the beginning of a new war!
[We’re backstage where Jake’s party is in full swing in an unknown room backstage. Plenty of mistletoe hangs from the ceiling and guests are shown kissing, many of the guests are attractive women and Jake is dressed up Santa Claus sitting on a chair, with Krysta Taylor as en elf who is handing out presents, once unwrapped, are sex toys. Many of the divas are in attendance and are mingling, especially the people from the six-pack challenge, they are trying to get hammered after their humiliation earlier. The camera pans to where Tara Lee is sipping on what looks like a martini glass, with Sara Lee standing next to her shaking her head. Tara looks confused.]
Tara Lee: What?
Sara Lee: You’re drinking? We have the biggest match in our careers later tonight, the one that could make us the unstoppable force, I thought this was the dream and you’re drinking?!
Tara Lee: Relax Sara, it’s one martini, what can it do? Have you seen Crystal drink? She has like two bottles of vodka before her match and she comes out with guns blazing. Don’t be so paranoid!
Sara Lee: Paranoid? How can I not be paranoid?! Lately you just seem too unfocused, it’s like you don’t ever care anymore and I’m certain that you’re paying Yuku more attention than me!
Tara Lee: Yuku is different.
Sara Lee: Different how? Does she wrestle with you, does she carry your ass through the rough times, was she there for you when you divorced Jake, it’s my shoulder you cry on! Not hers! She’s just your new fuck buddy, like all the other guys, like Richo! Like Christian Morales! Like Billy for god sake, you dumped him for no reason! Well, I’m not going to be here when Yuku breaks your heart. You better know that Tara!
[Sara Lee storms off upset as Tara looks a little guilty, a hand is then shown creeping over Tara’s shoulder, dipping it’s finger in Tara’s martini and then Yuku Shiro appears from behind Tara, tasting the martini in her mouth and smiling at Tara who’s guilty emotion has gone.]
Yuku Shiro: Ooh, I can’t have too much to drink. I’ve got a huge match tonight.
Tara Lee: Alright, I get the point! I’ll put it down!
[Tara hands her glass to waiter as Yuku looks a little taken back but shakes her head none the less, and continues to speak with Tara.]
Yuku Shiro: You know, I’m glad that Sara didn’t get through in my cup last week. I know that sounds mean but she’s your sister, and I don’t want to face her. Plus you know, when I win the Stripped Championship tonight, the Shiro Cup will also inherit that belt. I wish you could’ve qualified because I sure as hell would want to strip you!
Tara Lee: I know, I’ve had enough with men. Women have always been the better sex. But I better get going, my match is up next. I guess you and me can go out for a celebration after we win both our championships right?
Yuku Shiro: I wouldn’t have it any other way. Good luck Tara. I’m going to be back here watching on the monitor making sure that nothing illegal happens, if Bianca thinks she’s got a trick up her sleeve to win, then I’m going to come and teach her a lesson. The Shiro way!
[Tara Lee and Yuku Shiro hug, as Tara Lee departs from on screen as Yuku looks after her with a sparkle in her eyes. Yuku then shakes out of it, and walks off screen too leaving the camera to zoom in on Krysta Taylor who is now involved in a kiss with Josh Diaz. Will he ever learn?]
Renegade: Wow, it looks like Sara Lee is pretty upset with Tara Lee. That does not look for them as a tag team, they’ve got the odds pulled in their favor yet they’re arguing. It’s times like these that tragedies really do happen.
JLT: It looks as if Sara and Tara are the happy couple and Yuku is the mistress. Though, the Lee’s do have yet another ball in their court if Yuku’s going to be surveying backstage, for all we know, she could cheat herself and win the Lee Sisters the titles.
Renegade: Well, I hope the rest of the show goes fast because I am dying to get to that party and do what Josh is doing…
Tag Team Championship
[A video play s of the recent happenings in the Tag Division, as the camera shows the words “Silencio Mortal 2003” “Barcelona Spain”. The sounds of “Dirrty” by Christina Aguilera starts playing in the backround. We see Katrina & Miss Rhiannon walking to the ring, tag team titles being held high in their hands. Suddenly, we see Bianca & Zelien’s battle with the champions, and Bianca then sees that Miss Rhiannon has just bounced off the ropes and is dizzily heading for her, Bianca quickly applies the position for a flatliner and nails it perfectly executing her finisher “Bianic Revenge” as Bianca uses her position to roll over Miss Rhiannon into a cover.]
[As the words of "It's about time for my arrival" are sung, Bianca & Zelien stand with the tag team titles in their hand and they pose for the cameras. As that scene fades, we see Zelien leaving in a limosine, bound for another galazy, and Bianca is then named the solo Tag Team champion, as Sara & Tara confront her, showing Bianca she still has to defend the Tag Team Championships against them in a handicapped match at Xiak Xande.]
[The scene then changes to last Exile, in which Bianca & Tara show off thier Playboy editions. We then see Bianca beating both Sara & Tara, before being attacked by Katrina & Miss Rhiannon. As we see Vicksen leave Bianca high & dry with Bianca battling the Bod Squad, Bianca then defeats Miss Rhiannon. We then show clips of Sara & Tara's wins over recent weeks, and it ends in a face off with Bianca staring down the Lee Sisters. With the "Dirrty" chourus playing, we see the various 'Stripped' matches, and like, showing the dirtyness of the match as the video package ends.]
Renegade: Are you ready JLT!?!
["Real Things" by Javine hits, as Tara comes out from the right and Sara from the left. They join in the center and stand nose to nose, brake and walk down the ring. Tara just in front they get to the end of the turn and shake their asses.]
John Roe: The following contest is a handicapped match, and it is for the Divas Unleashed Tag Team Championship. Making their way to the ring, the challangers. Weighing in at 240 pounds... The Lee Sisters, Sara & Tara LEE!!!!
[They get in the ring Tara on the ring side, Sara on the left they join in the middle like before while music fades with the red and white lights playing. The lights are dimed for a few seconds. "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina begins to boom out the speakers. As the intro starts, Bianca walks out and sticks out her tongue enchanting the audience with her tongue ring and then throws up the West side signal with her right hand and with her left hand points to the stage, were in a blink of an eye, silver pyros shoots it's way to the stage. She thrusts her Tag Team titles into the air with both hands and proceeds to the ring.]
John Roe: And making her way to the ring from Oakland California... weighing in at 150 pounds... she is the Divas Unleashed Tag Team Champion... BIANCA!!!!!!
[Bianca slides into the ring, and immediately runs to the turnbuckles, posing with her Tag Team titles. Bianca then points to her freind Vanessa, who is at ringside. Bianca is suddenly attacked from behind by the Lee Sisters, who shove Bianca over the top rope!!! Bianca plummets to the ground outside, landing square on her back, as the crowd makes an "ohhh..." sound. The Lee Sisters then begin celebrating as Bianca tries to bring herself up outside.]
[As Vanessa looks on outside, Sara keeps the referee distracted inside the ring, as Tara pulls Bianca up outside. Tara then grabs the Tag Team title, and nails Bianca across the face with it!!! Bianca drops like a fly, as Tara starts jumping up and down.]
Renegade: I take it Bianca's luck has run out? I mean... last week she took out nearly six people on her own, and tonight, she's getting nailed by two! Poor Bianca... I'll save you!
JLT: Sit your ass down, I dont want Tara to embarrass you by beating you up.
Renegade: What are you talking about, she beats me all the time.
[As Renegade and JLT argue, Tara Lee has managed to pull Bianca into the ring. She immediately covers as Sara allows the referee to count.]
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[Bianca kicks out!!! Tara gets up distrought over Bianca's kick out, and she kicks the bottom rope. Sara tells her to tag in, and Tara does so. As Bianca slowly gets to her feet, Sara starts kicking Bianca back down into the corner, much to the displeasement of the crowd. Sara then lifts Bianca up in the corner, and starts giving her chops to the chest! Each causes the crowd to cheer as the slaps, which leave Bianca's upper chest red! Bianca stumbles slightly, as Sara poses for the crowd.]
[Sara then turns back to Bianca, but Bianca gives Sara a backdrop over the top rope!!! Sara lands on the apron! Bianca catches this at the last minute, and gives Sara Lee a roundhouse kick off the apron!!! Sara lies on the black mats outside the ring, as Tara flies into the ring. Bianca notices her arrival in the ring at just the right time, as she gives Tara Lee a vicious clothline to the mat! Bianca covers Tara, but since Sara is the legal woman, the referee does count.]
[Bianca stands, and nurses her back, which is obviously still sore from the look on her face. As she walks over to look at Sara, Sara leaps onto the apron, and is ready to drop Bianca's throat across the top rope... but Bianca hooks her arm under Sara's, and gives her an arm-drag into the ring!!! Sara bounces up shocked, as Bianca runs towards the rising Sara, and bulldogs her to the mat! As Bianca then stands, she is suddenly spun around by Tara Lee, and Tara gives Bianca a kick to the gut, before nailing the Lee DDT!!! Bianca lies motionless as the referee tries to get Tara back to the corner.]
[Tara is ready for a huge tag, as Sara crawls to her. After a few tense moments, Sara finally reaches Tara and Tara gets in the ring. With Bianca rising, Tara pushes Bianca into the ropes, and then whipes her across the ring. As Bianca comes running back from the ropes, tara grbas Bianca in a reverse headlock, and starts punching away at Bianca's head. Suddenly Bianca hits the Dyme Drop on Tara!!! As Tara grabs her head from the modified back suplex, Bianca uses this time to rest as Tara tries crawling to her feet.]
[Sara tries getting the crowd behind Tara, but Vanessa, Bianca's freind outside in the crowd, starts getting them behind Bianca! As a mixture of Lee cheers and Bianca chants start, both Tara & Bianca get to their feet, Tara then kicks Bianca in the gut, as she readies herself for another Lee DDT, but Bianca reverses the move and lifts Tara in a suplex. Suddenly Bianca radically switches into a neckbreaker, finishing the 'Bianic Revenge'.]
[While Tara Lee was in mid-air, Sara was able to tag Tara with a blind-tag. As Bianca covers Tara, Sara jumps in and starts kicking Bianca's sore back, Bianca starts to roll, as she finally gets out of the ring. Sara runs from one side of the ring to the other, and readies herself for a baseball slide on Bianca! Bianca pulls Tara Lee in the way at the last minute, and Sara looks on in shock as to what she just did! Bianca slides into the ring, and as Sara looks at the dismantled body of Tara, Bianca spins her around, puts Sara in the flatliner position, and nails 'The Bianic Shutdown'!!! She covers Sara as the crowd cheers.]
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Renegade: She did it! She won!!!
John Roe: Here is your winner, and still the Tag Team Champion... BIANCA!!!!!
[As "The Baddest Bitch" by Trina plays over the PA system, Bianca has her hand raised in victory, and the Tag Team Championship belts handed to her. As Bianca is in near tears, she once again poses on the turnbuckle, and points to her freind Vanessa, and tells her to come inside the ring.]
[As Sara & Tara Lee are shown getting up outside of the ring, Vanessa walks into the ring and hugs Bianca after her hard fought victory. Suddenly, Bianca hands Vanessa a Tag Team belt, and smiles as Vanessa wonders what is going on. Bianca then raises Vanessa's hand with the tag belt in it, as the crowd cheers and Vanessa looks on in shock. They hug and walk and pose once again.]
Renegade: Do you think that means...
JLT: We have two Tag Team Champions again!
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